₦airaland Forum

daamazing:
Mehn, forget all those.
Youre comparing MTK with Snapdragon, based on what?
Performance
Gaming capabilities
Fast charging(Fastcharge 4.0)
Support for better camera
Better battery optimisation
4K editing
Heat management

or what?

Should i continue?

No, stop there

phemmyfour:
Her nose must be responsible

What do you mean

See her black nyash

conductorl7:
OP who told you "accolades" went viral because of Dullhari's statement?

You didn't even mention Charles Okocha who started the trend. Like, you well so?

Link me to Charles Okocha.. Má same name sake... I'll love to meet him

Yeeepaa! Baba Dino, Dino Dino bam Dino, Dino in jail!

I no even know werin I dey type.

bishopbishop123:
...........ignore and keep it to yourself now and forever. God specializes in impossibility. besides, there is no impossibility with GOD but I am possible. God will sort it out greatly.

What are you talking about? Who knows if she purposely had an abortion and got her womb damage. And here you are saying God will sort it out greatly? Nna, if you dey my side, I for sound you ó..

Checked86:
If it is by bidding, i am in. i have an unreasonable deity that can serve that purpose. Money will be offered to it before it comes out. 500k per word during the swearing in. If my deity kills the offender, the property belonging to the culprit will my deity's. my deity does not kill family members... it kills the real culprit.

UR diety? Uhh, shey ur deity fit syphorn money from world bank...

Samsimple:
I eat tomato almost everyday... Weda na form of stew or soup na cha tomato.. Abi i lie

Yeah, maybe.. But its nutrients has been cooked away!

Eating fresh or slightly cooked is the best.. I took my with noodles... Slice it in...

OKorowanta:
Respek..Yorubas got it.

Respek? Make una dey write something well náà. It took me 10 seconds to grasp the word "Respek"


Respek, Respek, reeeeeesssspeeeek!

Foolish and lazy Makurdi Youth. Instead of you to burn fulani herdsmen, na Tyre una dey burn.. Olodo!

freeze001:
And na even louvres! Chei!

Yeah, patronage Nigeria made produce

SyberKate:
Unlimited early morning s3x

I like this girl.. What'sApp me,. Make we run parole 07032650520

Thegeneralqueen:
Why is she not yet pregnant

She dey wait for God's time

Actuarydeji:
I wan to usé it to dismantle his ministry

okay is alright, go ahead

Actuarydeji:
Can someone get me an hammer? Please! I need it urgently.

For what? Hope is not what I am thinking?

HazzanTazzan:
hmmn

check my sugnature

Check your what? Sugnature? Werin be sugnature? Is like you smoke igbo

taiyesoul:
Chukwuemeka Okafor and Onyemuchi Nwoko!

"Lazy" Nigerian youths!

Na them!

Nnna, be very careful! Those names dey export and import!

Ndi exporter and importer

All this are normal things jaree.. Put any of those functions off, then u are in instant noikia 3310

Just get a value phone with better battery, minimum 3000mah

Chikita66:
See her small nyash .

Urs isn't better..

Sarang:
see am nah

Poultry? .. You dey share free chicken?

LostMyZeal:
KARMA wil surely catch up with you & fuççk your balls..
Nature must take its course

What do you mean by "his balls"

Sarang:
Enjoy.. so am gonna be like this when am 30? not bad still a long way though

Please see my signature

Wetin dey ur signature self?

Shancca:
Amen

Why will someone quote a full long umm, texts nawa o

GooseBump:
Expensive pvssy......

. If you marry A Girl that can't cook, Bros your case Dey
"MR BIGGS"

I don't understand, are u trying to say the gurl on the pic cannot cook?

Who said she is missing.. With such slay pose snapping? Abegi she go holiday.

alan056:
Na you get humour pass for here

Jésù! See how many zeros dey after the point. U guys are murderal.

PortableToDynam:
abeg wetin he bring come?

Shuku Shuku

But, wait ó.. Is she really 17 yrs old?

lilfreezy:
1gig in Kenya is actually 1gig

1gig in Nigeria is fabricated, its less than 500mb. If you don't believe me monitor your data usage counter after usage and see what it reads

Má paddi, u no lie oo

miracle956:
oh my crush. dunno he's also Gods fearing. my love for him just sky rocketed now

Your what? Stop it! What about Obinna?

dammiejay:
I was on my way to Ibadan on top speed with my Corolla 2003, when I noticed my check engine indicator came on when I got to the middle Toll gate, I had no choice than to continue the journey like that,so immediately I got to Ibadan I called my mechanic he said the car is due for service. Please how true is this?

When ur mechanic says is due, is due noni

Umm, not getting to started f**king on time...