₦airaland Forum

wolverine1987:
toto won't like this ohhh hahahahaha

Is not Toto, Tonto. oya say it

Ilamina:
paris
lyon

U try, Google at work..

Ilamina:
i saw better tourist sites at France

You dey use style style dey tell us say you have travel out of the country ooo .

Mention two cities in France in the next two second.

Rgade:
Whish kin yeye thread be this.... Someone will just come out and open one inconclusive and undetailed thread, based on little or no knowledge of the subject; and b4 the few sensible ones like us would raise red flags and call B.S... the NL e-gladiators would have descended on the thread and turned it into another e-arena of battle and tribal duels...

Ọgbẹni, grammar e tipoju

emrain:
Why did he sit close to the exit?

I strike a pose I guess.

chiommy123:
You need to involve God cos some people in church are there for something else its still God that will direct you to the right person. Some believed God doesn't speak to us directly but thru the scriptures others believe he does. If he's an unbeliever you know you should not be equally yoked but if he's a faithful Christian you know you should give him a chance but where two faithful Christians are asking for your hand in marriage you really need Gods guidance ( may be revealations in dream, etc )to chose the best

That's not possible naw! Two believers pointing to the same person

So saaaaaaaad! I wish I have supper powers

derrydinny:
the parish pastor probably masturbates to sex scenes in game of thrones, even oyedepo sef

Be careful, your mouth might be condemned o

ItsJagaban:
THE EXTENT PEOPLE GO SEF.
OMO, I CAN'T FIT

What! You can't what?[center][/center]

Is this really suicide? E tese ile bo ooooo...

NobleAngell:
Yes. You can simply say, "MAY YOU BE STRUCK BY THUNDER".

No, that's unacceptable.. the use of "may" spoilt it..just say

Thunder struck you!

Heeh! Is that her Spirit leaving her?

bjjose:
Try to drink milk before sleeping.

You are talking from experience .. you go wake up 3am with little sweat,. Is not heat. Is a sign of good nourishment taking place or just concluded in ya body.. then you will fall asleep the next minutes

Shey ma English correct self....

IvarTheTerrible:
I remember saving a lady in distress in such a manner in 1997.

I was listening to Tupac & Biggie when..... next door I heard " I WILL KILL YOU TODAY" with a baby wailing loudly in the background.

I dashed to their house and slammed my shoulders against the door, breaking the lock. The whole place was turned upside down, furniture everywhere.

As soon as i could adjust my eyes to the dim lighting, i saw the woman cowering in the corner, baby in her arms and

her husband coming out with a gun ...

3 quick steps with my long legs and i flung myself across their small parlour like David De Gea saving a shot.

Several things happened at once - I saw the muzzle flash, heard the deafening bang & felt a hard punch to my chest

Just like an elephant kicked me. I was pushed into the woman's bosom pushing her off-balance.

She held me in her arms with her baby, blood was gushing from my chest..... i was wheezing




I then remembered the saying " If you hear a gunshot, you are not dead"

It turned out that i was lucky, the bullet had entered the metal whisky flask i kept in my breast pocket to drown my sorrows.

I looked up and i saw the murderous look in the husband's eyes....he was reloading.

To be continued

What is the title of this movie, I wanna download it.

... Chukwudi how vaa

NaijaOlosho:
Can't you read

Aaah! I was surprised when you turn olosho ni. A deeper Life member turned olosho.. nkan nbe tòótọ

NaijaOlosho:
My olosho sister

Your what?

OgbanjeProphet:
Blame Buhari!

Frustration leading Nigerians to do the unthinkable.
May her soul rest where it deserves.

Where it deserves? You mean where suiciders normally go abi?

Larryfest:
He probably owes the priest some cash or dragging babe with priest...

Confirm! Your eyes clear.

Dickson44:
The truth is, wisdom comes with age. Before now, they have been giving in to anything whether serious or not. At a time, they feel it's time to settle down and it dawns on them that sex is not love, hence the decision. After so many experiences and heart breaks, hence the decision.

I will be the President and I will bring alot of re-forms.

nwakibe:
I eat in the kitchen right from the pot.

My guy! directly from the source.

OboOlora:
How do people have over 100 unread whatsapp messages? I get uncomfortable once I have more than 10. It’s either I read n not respond or archive without reading

Obo ọlọra, what's the meaning of that?

1metre:
Kudos to him..what of my uncle that got married 6 months after his wife passed away.

Hmmm, ẹgbọn e npa sheege ninu irọ

laughitall:
Buy sperm juice

What?

Ominimercy:
But I knw see d boobs ooo!

So many boss you dey find?

But where's Wierd MC?

Ìjọ ya, ìjọ ya, ìjọ ya,
Bàbá lóni gan-an gàn.
Wizkid lórí bàtà.

Ìjọ ya

rinzaugustine:
Jesus’s name is the greatest name in the entire universe

We know oooo. Iwọ to do bukky lana

Jayfixer:
Let them hand over this young bloods to me,

I know how to deal with them;

- tie them to a chair
- use pliers to remove their fingernails and toe nails one by one
- use injection to suck out the juice In their eyeballs
- then insert long office pin in their dick holes
- then attach a 50V AC supply to their teeth for 2 hours intervals...
- more in stock for them..��

Best punishment of the century. Gbayii bros jarree.. you go sabi dó CID work gaaan

YomzzyDBlogger:
Thread closed!

What! Who's authority?

Thread reopened!

Babaxxx:
No matter the perfume. Inside go smell

*spit*

I don't understand what you are talking about sir. Inside where?