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Is that what you would say?

Birds of the same feather

Candidlady:
If Fatimoh Oloyede were a footballer, she would most likely make exploits as a dribbler.

When iread the bolded ithought they were even talking bout here hobbies until Iread the remaining lines
Mrs okocha Messi Lionel Ronaldo

See this poor pretty lady going after sharafa that is smoking Benson


Yoruba men can ugly

Kai


Please don't allow that her daughter to stay with any of the men


None of them should even get custody of the lil girl

Ugly looking things

Modified: I just read the whole thing now... The woman is a real player.. three ugly men made a beautiful daughter... God is wonderful

Please op we need to see bayos pishure.. thank you

"Na mumu dey fear wetin people go talk
God punish you and your mouth"

I'm happy these VGN men are now in Okija

Calabar1stSon:
I don't fly at night.

Come to me dear make I teach you how to fly for midnight. The association of eye shoro monga (TAESM) are recruiting new members. There would be lectures on how to fly at night, how to change appearance, how to disappear and how to punish offenders in the upcoming orientation/interview and new members would get full grown wings to enable them fly at night. So what are you waiting for? Dm now and grab your copy.


This message is from:
The P.R.O
TAESM.
Olobe Eyesanlori Atipanyankere.

DodadaKoKigbe:
Make I no talk my mind

You no go enter heaven with this vayolent pinshure wey you post

Emefiele no get another photo? Why all this media people dey like to dey show us this man's rat teeth. The teeth wey he take chop our money.

Set awon ejo to je 36million

I can laugh, I can shout
Mi o le rerin, Mi o le pariwo

buygala:
Na old motor.. If you try to fix every minor creak and rattle, it will bankrupt you.

For those kind of body creaks and rattles that don't affect drivability, just increase volume of radio and keep driving..

My colleague in the office spent close to 100k chasing one phantom barely noticeable creak in his car dashboard for months.. Last last, mecho wey dismantle dashboard no fit couple am back properly.. A broken clip here, broken plastic and a cut wire there, that's how matter escalated to the extent of airbag deploying on its own and nearly killing him while he was in the car, parked by the roadside... If e enter pothole, windscreen defroster and wiper go on, and plenty other gbege enter the moto.

I was once in your shoes bro, the experience was mutual. But I complained to a pharmacist and she gave me gonorrhea medicine and another medicine which I forgot its name, it vanished in a week of my engagement with it. Try to go to a pharmacy and tell them about your ailment I'm very sure it will help out.

AfonjaPriest:
Faith is a serial criminal scammer and is here to promote his begging advert scam.
You should go to your church or mosque to beg and stop using different monikers on NAIRALAND to swindle people.
You have used over 50 monikers to beg. If you are genuine, you should have been known with one moniker. Using many is a clear indication you are a fraud.
The way I see it, you'll soon get deliverance from the Devil. Keep thinking you are deceiving people. There is nothing hidden that will not be revealed; covered that will not be opened.
The great day of your revelation is at hand. Be expectant, because surely it will come.

I asked the lazy beggar where he resides in Nkpor he claimed he lives just to confirm if he is real but till this day I never got response from him. Yet he is here begging again.

kamillonaire:
just to clarify your statement, the post says a nairalander which is someone I know.
He is only helping the younger generations in Kwara state, and he is not getting paid for it, He is only giving back to his community. Everything is not about money, giving back to the community and inspiring the young ones should be our priority when we become successful.
I come in Peace!

Aren't you that person in the guise of someone else. Your name shows your relation though.

I dey here dey observe her make she do finish. I wan start my own one month cook a thon the same day wey she go finish gbam.
Shebi she dey form say she get mind ba? We shall see who go break my own record

Backed

gasparpisciotta:
My fear with these phones is that they can’t stand the test of time.

Someone bought Itel and a year later the phone developed its own mind and started operating itself

E sure for the phone be that

I work around that nkpor in okija, where are you living in there exactly?

Op correct the 'givernment' on the headline

Barcelona loading... Yen yen yen

This Atiku's face resembles that of a boko Haram leader

My papa fit do am. No where wey he no fit embarrass person

The Were wey get dis app na from nairaland o. Fear igbo, all dis things na to get downloads o

This news is false, I'm in okija and it's not far from Nnewi. Meanwhile, I've been browsing all day to decipher what 'luck dawn' means

Absuchat:

Let me assume
Chicken laps na 20k.... They chop 4=80k
Champagne na 50k.... They drank 2=100k

Water na 10k.....they drank 8=80k

Toothpick na 5k per stick......They used 5=25k

Serviette na 5k per piece...... They use 5=25k

Food na 20k per plate....... They ate 3=60k

E be like say that Miriam friend still ate an extra plate of food and took an extra bottle water........ That's 30k

Total is 400k


It's not that much for 3 people sha.... On a norm, only me fit sit down chop 400k for Mega chicken...... That's when they open a branch in my dream

"That's when they open a branch in my dream" 😁😅🤠

Rdfactor:
. don't mind these guys. How people comfortably confound sleep paralysis and NDE amuse me. You're not dead. If you're dead, you are not coming back to life.

I believe so.

Westerhoffe:
I've had several sleep paralysis.
There was a night I saw whatever is that is behind it with both eyes.

But these ain't sleep paralysis.

Your response left me completely befuddled. I'll be glad to know if there is something as deathlike as this aforementioned sleep paralysis, could you please be more specific?

Westerhoffe:
Hard to believe, but yes.
3 good times.
And the feelings are not what anyone should experience. But I won't go into details please.

That was sleep paralysis, wasn't it?

Mancity for life, na we Sabi give arsenal that thing Chelsea too small for now.

EraseTheDot:
You can ask him to stop Yoruba, Hausa/Fulan and other tribes patronizing the airline and paying for flight tickets, let's see if the airline would survive without the patronage of other tribes. Whatever he does is not a favour to anyone but his business, otherwise if he does anything stupid, he would be booted out by Kingsley Kuku.

-erase the dot

Sense dey far from this animal

alanto:
Na lie... These people are very men... They are too masculine to be women... Yeye bloggers

Two of them get mustache

I was about to say so

Onyiiobi7735:
No embarrassing situation for me in church.Rather I feel embarrassed coming to church without an offering.Anytime I don't have offering money,I simply stay at home.God understands.

You're just like me

falcon01:
I don't understand the headline abeg
"Lawyer Kills Husband After He Discovers Their Houseboy Is Her Biological Son "

Even the story is incomprehensible

Righteousness2:
Hmmmm, lots of crazy things going on in the world,
Nuclear threats here and there,
Unusual large Earthquakes all over the places,
Imminent WW3, Israel on the brink of War,
Absurd wokeness,
Impending Financial world economic crisis,
On going pestilences.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the HOLY BIBLE endtimes prophecies is playing live before us .

Listen!!
THE CHURCH IS ABOUT TO ASCEND INTO HEAVEN VIA THE RAPTURE AND THIS WORLD IS ABOUT TO DESCEND INTO CHAOTIC HELL VIA THE TRIBULATION!!!!!

Get ready for Eternity! Live in the Conciousness of eternity.
The coming of JESUS Christ is upon us.
Take your relationship with JESUS CHRIST very serious.

Righteousness is nairalandically known for yarning garbage.

virginprincess:
I see nothing wrong with the question,infact it is good to ask questions,before i go into a relationship with any man i must ask about his past like how many women has been in his life,how many he slept with,why did he broke up with them and so on,so tn be sure i'm not making a mistake.

And if you were asked the same, would you tell the truth?