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LiveByNight:
You are the undisputed sole.brand ambassador and diplomatic liason of extreme poverty in Nigeria. You are the crowned king of naira poverty 2019, you are the 9ja best church rat award winner .

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For your mind you don write something wey get meaning abi.

Shior yeye dey smell

Do you know that from now till like mid July it's about 90days
and if u save 50 naira daily,u would have saved up about 4,500 naira...
i took my time to do this calculation for you because corn�� will soon come out...
i dont want to hear cut for me, cut for me...

wink2015:
@bishopkay

Very good information!

BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY DD?

You said and I quote "Don't go looking for quick cash or commissions without doing your DD?

What is DD?

DD means due diligence

CodeTemplar:
You didnt address anything I raised but instead added more speculation to your initial rumours.
How can a school building appreciate? If that is the case, why don't govt schools appreciate naturally?
plus the bolded is speculative and the school still remains nameless A. K. A. speculation
Your brain must be liquid sir. No offense intended.

You are a learner about properties.
I kno of a property that was sold for N17.5million 3 years ago, today if you want to buy same property in the estate it's N37.5million.

sanandreas:
A man with vision whose aim is to transform lives. When next an atheist or olodo freezer ask what we use our tithe money for, show him these pictures. We must continue the legacy's of the early missionaries.

I hear you,
How much is the school fees.

Okorochas foundation has almost 50 primary and secondary schools in the country and they are totally free

MacLovington:
I heard it is was previously the junction leading to Ipaja. I stand to be corrected.

Yep, back in the days, ipaja is the land is the of awori settlers, so to connect them from the Lagos Abeokuta old road, that junction is where you turn off to connect the awori settler in ipaja land.

post=69206950:
Ba sense!

g

1000% ba sense
Some people are just naturally haters that one should treat dem like Jedi Jedi.
Flush dem out of the system always.
Rock on Genny

A fallen petrol tanker has caused heavy fire on Otedola bridge Lagos.
Over 25 cars are burnt and some still burning.
Scores of people trappped in commercial bus are dead and burnt beyond recognition

CaptainMarvel:
It's one thing to be "THE BRAND", it's another thing to "MAXIMIZE PROFIT" from the brand.
Facebook, for example have still not figured out how to maximally monetize whatsapp

Monetize whatsapp in what sense.
If you mean people subscribing to use the platform then they might end up the like hotmail and onebox.

I could remember vividly when the internet was just becoming the in thing in Nigeria way back 1997 and cybercafe was the only place you can use the internet.
I use to have a hotmail and onebox account while my yahoo mail was just Secondary, then Onebox and hotmail came up with yearly subscription and gradually people move from the two to yahoo.
I still use my yahoo acct 5hat was created in 1998 till date while have totally forgotten about onebox and hotmail and you can hardly find anyone using either of the two anymore.

id4sho:
Asia and Western Europe have a more developed and advanced high speed rail. American speed rail system is shutting down due to patronage by government and citizenry

What are you proof

MOBBDEEP:
Glambo was right!
Even Paddy himself attested to the moribund/dicey outlook of the magnate.......the reason why his seasoned financiers & advisors were positing $1 as payment because it was all liability.
The game changer was the original intent for the merger or acquisition.........positioning himself with goodwill to lurch into the African oil world!

Thanks for reading in between the lines and discover the motive behind, D wanting to acquire company.

LesbianBoy:
See CHAN wey we dey always win. Buhari becomes president we no fit win am again!

The players will blame buhari for this lose

Nadia never win Chan cup before

EgunMogaji:
You wrote nothing but gibberish.

Is block the only component in building? And you think that you’ve asked an intelligent question in public?

All the nonsense that you wrote doesn’t negate the fact that the services of a QS is a complete waste and a sham in small self builds.

You type this nonsense as if you can calculate to the last bucket of how much sharp sand to order.

Keep fooling yourself.

EgunMogaji:
You wrote nothing but gibberish.

Is block the only component in building? And you think that you’ve asked an intelligent question in public?

All the nonsense that you wrote doesn’t negate the fact that the services of a QS is a complete waste and a sham in small self builds.

You type this nonsense as if you can calculate to the last bucket of how much sharp sand to order.

Keep fooling yourself.

Lolz

I don't know this is the kind of person you are,
Sorry I don't engage low minds like your who resort to insult when they don't have anything to back up their baseless claims.

When you are done misleading people for your personal gains they will realise.


This is for those who really want to know and build but not in the construction industry or know anything about buildng.

Please take precautions.
For the building design above you can't spend less than a million to achieve it to final finishing so why just run the risk of investing such without a professional advice.
The service of an experienced student QS or fresh graduate QS will go a long way at a every minimal cost say 25k. And you will get your material schedule and even a bill of quantity which will service as your guide when you buy and negotiate with artisans.
Thanks

EgunMogaji:
Quantity Surveyor is the most useless profession in small self builds.

I encourage no one waste their money on such nonsense.

The cost to hire a quantity surveyor can be used towards the project.

PS: I’ll be waiting for the associate members of Nairaland QS to respond with their typical hunger induced vitriol

Lolz,
Hmmmmmm

Is block the only component in a house?
The cheapest component in building is the block works and yet it occupied the most space so if you think you have made great saving doing your block calculation yourself.
Then be prepare to pay more because the artisans (bricklayer, painter, electrician etc will milk you) when you start wall plastering and floor screed, because I bet you can't do those calculation yourself.
Are you go8ng to do the calculation for roof carcass (timber), roofing sheet, paint and electrictical material yourself.

Please be guided a lot is involve in putting up a building even for a small 2 -3 bedroom bungalow.
If you skip the service of a Quantity surveyor you will save little money but end up spending it on material cos it's either you under buy and have to spend extra on transport When you have to buy the quantity left or you buy far more than is required. Then by the time you add up all this little extras it will be far more than what you will have paid a QS to do a proper Bill of quantities (BOQ) or material schedule for you.

Be wise and not be penny wise pound foolish

mccoy47:
Sadly most Nairalanders would not read this piece but would rather prefer to comment trash!


But in a way i think luck shun on him, cuz imagine if he had gone ahead to aquire the company with thousands of staff, a meager 6000bpd production capacity and the crashing oil prices of 2013-2017.
He probably wouldn't have sailed through

You missed why he wanted to buy the company.
It is simply because it's an European Company,that will make it easy for him go get contract in African oil&gas industry and exploit the greed of african politician to make money.

At the end the company might be more of a portfolio company that is struggling to survive in the home state but raking in millions of dollars in Africa.

600k

Can I see picture of the interior n engine
Is the AC working.
What is the mileage.
Any major fault with it?

BruzMoney:
There is always Fa in front of teachers that can beat students very well, in My secondary school, we had we Fawole and Mr Fatile then. Ibadan Grammar School 2003-2009 students can relate!

You are very right
Abeokuta grammar school - Mr Fayomi (Yoruba teacher) 90-95

OgahBohz:
See I'm not against your opinion o...

but have you ever taken time to read the English Qur'an? nd find out wether what the media, the self acclaimed Islamic terrorist groups ,etc made u believe is true? have u?


as a learned person m sure you know their are at least three sides to a story.. or an issue, the accused side, the acusee nd the witness side...



have u ever taken ur time to mke research on the origin of bible, as written in Hebrew, how it was converted to almost 10 dif versions, what changed, wt didn't change? why it ws changed nd who changed it? ...



The best way to be knowledgeable is through PERSONAL FACT FINDING FROM ORIGINAL SOURCES ....


PEACE ..

It is not mandatory to read it when those Muslim that read and live by it have not openly come out to condemned the act as anti-islam.
If other Muslim take it up on themselves to de-radicalized the brain washed muslims who take it hook line and sinker what they are took by their shirk then people will have a second perspective to the religion
But for as long as they keep quite when attack is done in the name of Islam non Muslim will joyously see the difference in them

MrAcube:
I have decided to let the matter rest, but I can't allow ur wrong analysis and analogy go without challenge. Oga, whenever u dnt know anything about anything, pls don't try proving anything. Who told u in d medical profession doctors dnt wear Hijab into the theatre? Have u been into the theatre before? Have u been present where surgery is being performed? If NO, I believe u watch medical scenes in movies. Even d male doctors in surgery do not leave their heads bare just to ensure total cleanliness and decontamination in surgery. Now think of that and tell me if wearing Hijab in d surgery room is wrong. In d case of law the requirement is to be in robe and wig but as a Muslim who wants to follow God's law and in consonance with the constitution's provision for freedom to religion group, I want to believe the Hijab she wore never disrespect the constitution neither did it contravene the constitution. It was claimed that it is the school's tradition for everyone to bare their head, but the school's tradition is obviously flouting the constitution's directive and u are there saying it is in violation of some rule which isn't spelt anywhere. I wish for people to leave sentiment aside and take a look at this objectively, taking constitution into cognizance. U'll all realise there's no need for argument as this is a clear injustice to d yoyung lady. I rest on this case. No more comment. Thnx

Open your mind when you read and discuss issue, l made reference to the medical profession and their dress code. The reference literally means that you can't go into the theatre without the overall, hand glove and head cover. What you wear underneath your head cover isn't important.
But in the practise of law profession in Nigeria (written or not) today. The only covering allowed on the head is the legal wig.

Omotayor123:
Go check out her dressing. the hijab doesn't stop her from showcasing her full lawyer regalia. it's just underneath the wig.

Don't use hypocrisy to compare it with something that isn't even there.

Then I can equally wear a face cap turned backward undernea5h my wig and go to court the same human right will definitely cover me

Omotayor123:
Go check out her dressing. the hijab doesn't stop her from showcasing her full lawyer regalia. it's just underneath the wig.

Don't use hypocrisy to compare it with something that isn't even there.

Then I can equally wear a face cap turned backward undernea5h my wig and go to court the same human right will definitely cover me

MrAcube:
Let me make this simple for u if u are having trouble understanding it. I want u to ask a legal practitioner to expantiate on human right for u, may be u will begin to understand where an infringement had occurred. And also try and find where, in the law school rule book, wearing of Hijab was prohibited.

Mr, no one is saying wearing of hijab is wrong or bad.
The fundamental human right isn't a leverage to violet Organisation rules and regulation.
Take the medical profession, will any Dr go into the theatre without the mandatory overall, gloves and head cover, that is a lay down rule that must be strictly adhere to, no fundamental human right can change that it's either he wears the necessary clothing or stay out of the surgery room.
This is the same scenario that is playing out here.
The law profession has a standard dress code and the dress code can't be changed on the religious believe of one religion or another.
To effect the change necessary legal action should be followed.

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PLEASE AND PLEASE ISLAM HAS NO DISCRIMINATION RACE OR TRIBE WISE. OKAY?
IF WE DID THEN RICH WILL NOT STAND NEXT TO POOR ,OLD NEXT TO YOUNG ,BLACK MAN NEXT TO WHITE MAN DURING PRAYERS
NO RACE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER AT THE END OMLY YOUR GOOD DEEDS AND FAITH CAM SAVE YOU

YORUBAS ARE NOT LOWER THAN THE HAUSA ,IF THE HAUSA FEELS SO THEN THRY ARE TOTALLY NOT INCONFIRMATION WITH ISLAM[/quote]Dey deceive yourself.
Sure you know about northern Muslim not praying behind southern imam.
What do you call that?

buddydoze:
That awkward moment when you realize there was no reception after the church wedding. I was like...why we come buy aso ebi?

Lolz
That na one chance wedding the bride n groom must return my money for aso-ebi

AverageAnnie:
so someone cannot be 16 in peace. ...me that is 14 nko. .mtcheeww

Lolz
14 hqba you can lie.
You are 13 jooor
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ekems2017:
How come the children of the rich in the north do not use hijab. Is it meant for the middle class and the poor alone?

Nice pics though.

I tire ooooooo

morning brothers and sisters in the house,
please does anyone know of a website i can download Christian hymns
Thanks for your anticipated responses

Some Strange But True And Amazing Football Facts.
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2. While Zlatan Ibrahimovich’s youth team was 4-0 down, he came in as a substitute and scored 8 goals.
3. Juan Mata is the first player in history to have joined Manchester United from Chelsea.
4. Xherdan Shaqiri has so far won league titles in every year of his professional career.
5. Alex Song has 27 siblings – 17 sisters and 10 brothers.
6. Ryan Giggs is the only Premier League player to score 100 goals without scoring a hat- trick.
7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named after former US President Ronald Reagan.
8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with more than a hundred players, but never with a Man United player.
9. Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his youth team won 23 – 0. He scored all 23 goals.
10. Chelsea have been relegated more times than they have won the English league.
11. The difference in Messi’s age and Ronaldo’s age is 869 days, the same difference as between Messi’s son and Ronaldo’s son.
12. Zinedine Zidane was never caught in offside position in his whole career.
13. Only one GOLD Premier League trophy has been awarded and it was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season, they didn’t lose any match.
14. Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat-tricks, 4 goals on 31 occasions, 5 goals on 6 occasions, and 8 goals on an occasion.
15. When Mourinho says you have a bright future, it means you can’t make his team at the present.
16. Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher for mocking his family’s financial status.
17. CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives blood and getting a tattoo will render him unable to do so for 6 months.
18. Real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez jerseys in one day. Juventus sold 0 (zero) Bendtner jersey in one season.
19. In January 2003, Louis Van Gaal was SACKED by Barcelona after leaving them just 3 points above the relegation zone.
20. Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes attended the same Tactical Management School.
21. Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit, Henry, Vieira, Fabregas, RVP, Adebayor and Nasri all together for £42 million. Then sold them for £206 million.
22. Hearts of Oak never lost a game in the Ghana Premier League but they couldn’t clinch the league title.
Which One Of Them Do You Find Interesting??

rushman003:
God is great... This is exceptional lalastica sir we need this for front page oooo.
Let's celebrate our nation hero

We still gat some good girls

3rd to comment
First time in history in case we hit FP

Cc lalastica

Abi oooo
Unfortunately we didn't hit front page