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Savedday2:
Did I hear you say "any of them"? Bros, give me all of them, make I take them hold my conscience.

Hahahaha. Oliver Twist 🙌

JobNeededUrgent:
I have a fetish for violent ruthless and dangerous women.
A while bloody group sex with these ones are welcome by me.

I am scared of you already, lol😅

It's very common to see them walking down the streets casually with their guns strapped around their necks. They're not only skilled with guns but also sometimes referred to as supermodels.

These are some of the stunning Israeli female soldiers serving in the IDF unit. Don't let their beauty deceive you; they are known to be very ruthless when it comes to defending their land. One of them was said to have single-handedly disarmed and neutralized a group of terrorists, numbering more than 7, bringing them to their knees and delivering their deserved final judgment.

Cc: Rocktation, Dominique


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ympPq55wNGQ


Would you date any of them if you had the chance?

Zonefree:
Stop putting used serviette paper inside plates used for eating. It's disgusting!

Noted sir.

Without wasting much time, I was traveling and needed to leave home early. I arrived at the place where I would catch my second bus to the next station as early as 8:45 am, just a few minutes before 9 am. I decided to get something to eat. I am not a fan of roadside food or snacks, so I just needed a place to get something light and then get back to the park to catch a bus.

I finally found a small but neat eatery and went in to see what it offered. I noticed the food on display didn't look fresh, and I didn't want to risk eating microwaved leftover food. However, the snacks and chicken smelled nice and fresh. So, I immediately opted for a donut, chicken, and a bottle of water.

Yeah, my sense of smell didn't betray me; even my taste buds confirmed it.

My only shock was that the one donut and piece of chicken I ordered came with a whopping 4 pieces of toothpicks. I tried to figure out how much of the N1,700 went for the toothpicks, but I couldn't. Yeah, the meal was okay, and I think it was worth the price even though the chicken and donut were kind of small in size. I ended up having more toothpicks than the meal itself.

Well, I made sure to eat every bit of the donut, leaving no crumbs behind, except for the sugar sprinkled on the donut that I dusted onto the plate.

As for the chicken, hmmm, I chewed everything except just a few tiny bones left behind. I finished my bottle of water too. However, the toothpicks and the serviette paper were spared. Lol, do you think I spent my N1,700 well?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8INTYndqj4

Ooooops. Didn't know it has got here already. Just created a thread about it too.

My question is, what exactly is in the head of some people? They keep bursting them and more people keep going into it. They probably think others that were caught didn't do it well, I guess. "Go hard or go home", now she is going to jail:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIXbIgobaiw

NDLEA Busts Illicit Drugs Concealed in African Salad, Dried Veggies Bound for Qatar


Operatives of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) have detained a 35-year-old lady, Chidinma Chinenye Agbazue after she was caught attempting to export 20 parcels of cannabis sativa weighing 10.70 kilograms to Doha, Qatar.

The drugs were concealed in African salad popularly called Abacha and dried vegetables.


She was arrested at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA). Ikeja, Lagos State.

This is contained in a statement issued by NDLEA’s spokesman, Femi Babafemi on Sunday.

He said NDLEA officers at the Lagos airport working in partnership with men of the Department of State Security had on Thursday 28th March intercepted Chidinma, an outbound passenger from Lagos to Doha, on Qatar Airways during clearance of passengers at the screening point of terminal 11 of the MMIA.

“Preliminary investigation revealed that Chidinma was based in Qatar but returned to Nigeria last December for Christmas celebration.


She said preparatory to her return to Doha, she was lodged at Club Dice Hotel in Ikotun area of Lagos where the consignment was handed over to her for trafficking to the Arab country,” Babafemi said.

He added that two suspects: Monday Okeke and Chigozie Emeka were on Tuesday 26th March arrested by NDLEA operatives in Oniwaya, Yaba and Agege area of Lagos, where they recovered from them 842,560 pills of opioids especially tramadol in addition to 15 litres of codeine syrup and 596 grams of Molly.



“Attempt by Okeke to bribe the NDLEA officers with N5 million cash was rebuffed while the money was documented as part of exhibits to prosecute the suspects in court,” he said.


In Bayelsa, the bid by three suspects: Ebuka Eze, 31; Ugochukwu Okoro, 44; and Kingsley Uzim, 27, to smuggle opioids including codeine, molly, tramadol and diazepam weighing a total of 73.425 kilograms to the creeks in Southern Ijaw area of the state was thwarted on Wednesday 27th March by NDLEA operatives at Swali jetty, Yenagoa where Ebuka and Ugochukwu were arrested while Uzim was nabbed at Amasoma in a follow up operation.
The drugs were concealed in jumbo sacks and conveyed to the jetty in a tricycle.

“While two suspects: Eniola Muyideen and Bankole Shuaib were arrested with 137 blocks of cannabis weighing 71kg during a raid at Orile Imo, Ogun state on Friday 29th March, NDLEA operatives in Taraba recovered 39,980 pills of tramadol from a suspect, Abubakar Mohammed, 33, in Lankaviri village, and another suspect, Apaji Vincent, 29, arrested in Wukari on Thursday 28th March with 131kg cannabis sativa.

“In Abia state, Nwachukwuu Chinedu, 28, was arrested on Friday 29th March at Akara Ahuba, Isikwuato LGA by NDLEA officers. Recovered from him include 46.65kg cannabis and different quantities of tramadol, methamphetamine and rohypnol as well as N71,500 monetary exhibit,” he said.

Babafemi stated that at least, 127.5kg cannabis loaded in a Volkswagen Vento saloon car marked NTT 215 AA was recovered along Isua/Kabba road, Idoani area of Ose LGA, Ondo State, while a 30-year-old female suspect, Chinasa Christopher was arrested with 400 bottles of codeine syrup in Sabon Gari area of Kano.



While 278kg of cannabis going to Idoani in Ondo state was recovered during a raid at Oloma-Okpe forest, Akoko-Edo LGA, Edo State, not less than 3,065.255kg of the same psychoactive substance was razed on two farms at Amahor waterside forest in Igueben area of the state where three suspects: James Thankgod; Wisdom James and Akpa Festus were arrested on Thursday 28th March,” he added.

While commending the officers and men of the MMIA, Lagos, Edo, Ogun, Kano, Abia, Bayelsa, Ondo, and Taraba Commands of the Agency for their balanced efforts in the past week, Chairman/Chief Executive Officer of NDLEA, Brig. Gen. Mohamed Buba Marwa (Retd) equally applauded their counterparts across the country for intensifying their WADA advocacy lectures.

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) recently made several significant arrests related to drug trafficking in Nigeria. One notable case involved the detention of Chidinma Chinenye Agbazue at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in Lagos. She was caught trying to smuggle 10.70 kilograms of cannabis sativa to Qatar, concealed within African salad and dried vegetables. In addition to this arrest, NDLEA operatives intercepted suspects in various states across Nigeria. In Lagos, two individuals were apprehended with a large quantity of opioids, including tramadol and codeine syrup. Similarly, in Bayelsa, three suspects were intercepted attempting to smuggle opioids to the creeks. Additional arrests were made in Ogun, Taraba, Abia, Ondo, and Kano states, involving various drugs such as cannabis and tramadol. NDLEA Chairman, Brig. Gen. Mohamed Buba Marwa (Retd), commended the agency's officers across different commands for their diligent efforts in combating drug trafficking. These arrests highlight NDLEA's ongoing commitment to curbing the illicit drug trade and ensuring public safety in Nigeria.


Source: PM News





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIXbIgobaiw

Rebuke:
Chai, for real? What kinda brain do some women have? What a shame.

I think they're just trying to be talked about though, more like clout chasing.

perfectsusanoo:
Since around or b4 2019. Wat about the day and night part?.
Then it was this chrome game,dls and fc pro. Anything game nw i lose interest very fast.

Wow, a very long time ago. Lol

brain54:
That's a dinosaur...


Not a bird!

Thanks bro. Modified 🙏

This is going to be very unusual, but let me be very quick about it. When did you first discover that the stuff that pops up on your Chrome browser whenever you lose your internet connection was a game?

Well, I know millions of people might have known, but I am sure there are also thousands of users out there who haven't discovered this yet. So, I thought I should share.

I discovered this a while ago while I was browsing, and my internet connection got disconnected. I got this notification on my screen that says “No internet?” and this small image of a dinasure appears at the top. Out of curiosity, I clicked on the image, and it immediately started moving. That was when I discovered it was actually a game meant to keep you busy while you are waiting for your internet connection to be restored.

So, I started playing, and it has really been fun. As you can see, at first, my highest score was just 01006, and I couldn't even get past that range for some time. However, I decided I was going to break that record today, so I kept playing.

Then comes the flying bird. Sometimes the bird just flies low, so you will have to jump, and other times it comes flying higher. In this case, you don't need to jump, just keep moving.

Yeah, after some losses in about 8 minutes of playing, I was able to break my former record, and that was relieving. Hahahaha.

I hope you like this. I think I will keep doing this once in a while to see how far I can go with this. I believe there are beautiful things I am yet to see in this game until I cross certain stages.

Let me know if you have been playing this and the highest score you’ve ever gotten so far.

Cc: puskin, Dragnet, honsule



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtorWyD85qQ

ValCon888:
The guy was simply having fun. A free spirit like him shouldn't be in a relationship with a prison warden like her.

👌

Funny family, it's well with them o.


Is this true?
https://www.nairaland.com/8045767/it-true-ladies-dont-like#129168878


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXOeAhd2WIs

talk2hb1:
Maybe one lady commented that she likes him unknowingly

Lol, I can't blame her though. Don't leave a sheep with the wolves.

How true is this? That ladies don't like to see their men. Having fun..

https://www.nairaland.com/8045767/it-true-ladies-dont-like



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXOeAhd2WIs

How true is this? That ladies don't like to see their men. Having fun..

https://www.nairaland.com/8045767/it-true-ladies-dont-like

In this funny video, a guy joined the Mexican ladies dancing in circle and was clearly just having fun but the girlfriend quickly came and took him away from the midst of the Mexican ladies. This video posted on IG has garnered alot of responses and mixed reactions ever since it was posted.

What's your opinion on this? Do you think the girlfriend is jealous or just trying to protect her man.
Feel free to drop your thoughts in the comment section.

Cc: Rocktation, Dominique, Nlfpmod




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXOeAhd2WIs

God punish poverty 🤦

Women queue and kneel to collect foodstuffs and money from a woman sitting like a queen in a video that has triggered discussion.

In the video, a woman is seated on a white chair resembling a throne, while elderly women line up and kneel before her, one after the other, to receive packages wrapped in white nylon and money.

The women approach her in succession, kneeling as she distributes 2k notes to them before they proceed to collect a white nylon containing foodstuffs.

Before their turn, the women in the queue are instructed to pray. This display has ignited different reactions from Nigerians. Some question the woman's status, while others blame the country's tough situation, saying it forces people to do anything to survive, letting the privileged take advantage.

The act of giving alms and helping people in need is not inherently bad, but rather, it is the manner in which this particular one is given that has raised concern.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy9yrPusSb4

hslbroker2:
Pray she face the music

She definitely will.

Employee Caught Sharing Customer’s Credit Card Information with Her Friend via FaceTime

An employee has been caught sharing a customer's credit card details with her friends via FaceTime, while pretending to be attending to the customer.

In the video, you can see the employee subtly lifting the card of an unsuspecting customer and sharing it with her friend on the other end of FaceTime.

This shows the importance of remaining vigilant whenever you use your credit card.

Always keep your eyes on your card and never allow it to be used out of your sight.

I hope this serves as a wake-up call, and that you never become careless when using your credit card for transactions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6fEWFj5hw0

Mr. Governor, for transparency sake, the people need to know. Why keep it a secret?

Reminds me of the man that swallowed his phone to prevent his wife from reading his text messages.

When you are transparent, you gain the trust and respect of your people.

https://www.nairaland.com/8041886/man-swallows-phone-prevent-wife



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q_5XGYEyaQ

Judd007:
Foolish somebody

I am telling you.

Nlfpmod, come and see something o...

Wonder, they say, shall never end. A man shocked the world after his wife suspected he was hiding something from her and decided to check her husband's phone.

Trouble, however, started when the wife insisted on going through her husband's text messages and then decided to drag her husband's phone with him. Sensing danger over his wife's insistent demand to go through his phone, he did the unthinkable by swallowing the phone.

He was rushed to the hospital later when he was in serious pain, and the phone had to be retrieved through his mouth with the help of doctors using some special tools.

What do you think about this man? I guess openness to one's partner is still the best in a relationship.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q_5XGYEyaQ

Watinhapen:
You should be ashamed of yourself coming out to say you didn’t graduate a virgin. The fact that you didn’t graduate a virgin doesn’t mean that many others didn’t graduate a virgin. You were just wayward and useless to yourself.

Exactly! I don't know what she is even trying to prove. Tell me, what sensible man will want to marry this type?

Even if she is married, I am sure her husband and family will be ashamed of her.

Seems some women don't care about dignity anymore. I mean, even if you didn't graduate as a virgin, can't you just keep it to yourself? What's the honour in not graduating a virgin?

It's so disheartening how ladies of these days don't have self respect, they just act anyhow and later they will be looking for a God fearing husband.

See this one here that said she is ready to risk her reputation, her family and everything for portable:

https://www.nairaland.com/8040474/risk-it-all-portable-he#129084710



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTpbmjapDTE

Nothing new

Mr Anjarwalla escaped a day after the Nigerian government slammed a four-count criminal charge on him, Tigran Gambaryan and Binance.

Nadeem Anjarwalla, one of the two Binance executives detained in Nigeria for alleged tax evasion and other offences, has escaped from lawful custody, those familiar with the matter have told PREMIUM TIMES.

Our sources said Mr Anjarwalla, 38, escaped on Friday, 22 March, from the Abuja guest house where he and his colleague were detained after guards on duty led him to a nearby mosque for prayers in the spirit of the ongoing Ramadan fast.

The Briton, who also has Kenyan citizenship, is believed to have flown out of Abuja using a Middle East airliner.

It remains unclear how Mr Anjarwalla got on an international flight despite his British passport, with which he entered Nigeria, remaining in the custody of the Nigerian authorities.

Authorities are also said to be working to unravel his intended destination in a bid to get him back into custody.

An Immigration official said the Binance executive fled Nigeria on a Kenyan passport. He, however, said authorities were trying to determine how he obtained the passport, given that he had no other travel document (apart from the British passport) on him when he was taken into custody.

Another source said the two officials were held at a “comfortable guest house” and allowed many rights, including the use of telephones, a privilege Mr Anjarwalla is believed to have exploited to plot an escape.

When contacted Sunday night on the escape of the Binance executive from detention, the Head of Strategic Communication at the Office of the National Security Adviser, Zakari Mijinyawa, said he would enquire and revert. He has yet to do so as of the time of filing this report.

Mr Anjarwalla, Binance’s Africa regional manager, and Tigran Gambaryan, a US citizen overseeing financial crime compliance at the crypto exchange platform, were detained upon their arrival in Nigeria on 26 February 2024.

A criminal charge was filed against the two executives before a Magistrate Court in Abuja. On 28 February 2024, the court granted the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) an order to remand the duo for 14 days. The court also ordered Binance to provide the Nigerian government with the data/information of Nigerians trading on its platform.

Following Binance’s refusal to comply with the order, the court extended the remand of the officials for an additional 14 days to prevent them from tampering with evidence. The court then adjourned the case till 4 April 2024.

Also on 22 March, the Nigerian government approached the Federal High Court in Abuja and slammed another four-count charge on Binance Holdings Limited, Mr Anjarwalla and Mr Gambaryan, accusing them of offering services to subscribers on their platform while failing to register with the Federal Inland Revenue Service to pay all relevant taxes administered by the Service and in so doing, committed an offence, contrary to and punishable under Section 8 of the Value Added Tax Act of 1993 (as Amended).

The defendants were also accused of offering taxable services to subscribers on their trading platform while failing to issue invoices to those subscribers to determine and pay their value-added taxes and, in so doing, committed an offence contrary to and punishable under S.29 of the Value Added Tax Act of 1993 (as amended).


Count Three of the charges accused the three defendants of offering services to subscribers on their Binance trading platform for the buying and selling of cryptocurrencies and the remittance and transfer of those assets while failing to deduct the necessary Value Added Taxes arising from their operations and thereby committing an offence contrary to and punishable under Section 40 of the Federal Inland Revenue Service Establishment Act 2007 (as amended).

The last count of the charges wants the defendants punished for allegedly aiding and abetting subscribers on their Binance trading platform to unlawfully refuse to pay taxes or neglect to pay those taxes and, in so doing, committing an offence contrary to and punishable under the provisions of S.94 of the Companies Income Tax Act (as amended).

The Nigerian government had, in the past three months, been cracking down on suspected money launderers and terrorism financiers, some of whom it alleged are using the Binance platform for criminal activities

The Nigerian government said over $21.6 billion was traded by Nigerians whose identities were concealed by Binance.


The government also claimed its investigations revealed that unscrupulous elements were using Binance for money laundering, terrorist financing, currency speculation and market manipulation, distorting the Nigerian economy and weakening the Naira against other currencies



The detention of Binance officials in Nigeria began months after the crypto exchange platform pleaded guilty and agreed to pay $4.3 billion to settle criminal money laundering charges levied by the US Department of Justice.

Binance founder and CEO Changpeng Zhao, also known as CZ, pleaded guilty and agreed to resign. His criminal trial has been postponed to 30 April by a US court.

Mynd44

Source: Premium Times

Tinubu definitely on his way to fulfilling his campaign promise of given Nigerians constant electricity in his first term of being the president.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dOi-Tye3Dw

dangotesmummy:
hmnnn it is well

E be like say portable dey use jazz on them

Lol, Jazz? I don't think so.