Just negodu jamb questions

Samantha124:
All bananas look like that and we don't cook them.

I don't know how you guys came to a conclusion that they're plantains and you cook them.

How did you guys know that they're plantains and not bananas

Wat do you always wear? Native and head gear?

Wats your skin like? Invest in a good skin care regimen with a water based moisturiser.

Are you overweight? Try cutting down on carbs

Light makeup especially lipgloss, well defined brows, and nice hairdos should seal the deal.

Buy the unblended one and blend yourself. I do that for crayfish, ogbono and egusi too

Just the sugar should tell you better. Lifestyle differences with the later generation being more comfortable with a sedentary lifestyle,
more ACs, more air pollution from generator fumes et al, more processed meals and the high inflation is enough to raise BP, not necessarily a bad wife that is assuming your scenarios are true which they are not.

hspda:
Okay guys, I saw this post on Facebook and the comments there are not too satisfying, so I decided to bring it to our noble forum.

The question is...Is this really true? Who can give a good explanation for this scenarios.


Okechukwu Okeke
Occupation; Farmer
Age: 98
Wife: 6
Children: 47
Grandchildren: 86
Cause of death: Old age

Lazarus Olemgbe
Occupation: Carpenter
Age: 115
Wife: 11
Children: 56
Grandchildren: 132
Cause of death: Old Age.

Nnaoma Oleka Onyeka
Occupation: Tailor
Age: 109
Wife: 4
Children: 38
Grandchildren: 73
Cause of death: Old Age

Dr Benson Dube (Phd)
Occupation: Lecturer
Age: 56
Wife: 1
Children: 2
Grandchildren: 0
Cause of death: High Blood Pressure.

Samuel Julius
Occupation: Bank Manager
Age: 53
Wife: 1
Children; 3
Grandchildren; 0
Cause of death; BP, Sugar

I am not saying anything. It is up to you to give your own interpretation....😷😷😷👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯Na wao ..I come in peace✌️😁

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Wahala pro max...

dannyche:
[color=#000000][/color]Vegetarians are vegetarians for ethical purposes. So I'm guessing it's what they mean by it being ethical

How is this more ethical tori olorun?

T for tenz, especially the fried rice.

pocohantas:


The rice dey taste like say na from Home Econs practical.

Oh ok. Do you use the regular LPG cylinders?

Allikola:


It is called BIOGAS very safe for cooking and generator. Infact I install on roof and kitchen.

Should you not be wearing a face mask abi no be real gas

How long has it been since she gave birth? Cant you work with her to lose weight by going to the gym, setting up an exercise regime and encouraging her to eat healthy.
For stretchmarks try shea butter, bio oil.

You have zero filter but i assume she loves you so be kinder to her.

Tayorshd87:
Can I divorce a wife full of stretch mark all over her body after birth?
because presently i don't feel attracted to her anymore because anytime she is naked her arm thighs laps etc are all full of stretch mark and she added fat after birth which caused all this like am not interested again 😭😢😭

Although she be 99% wife material but 🤔

What can I do on this case cos am feeling like getting married to someone else.. 😡

How naive can you be? And hey you use the word, technocrats too easily!

savcy:
[b]All the while I was thinking Emefiele was one guru doing the nation a service with all his policies. Nigeria's technocrats disappoint in public offices too much for comfort. Also, the youngest EFCC chairman let the youths down. [/b]

Not sure about the veracity of everything you said but if its true, I think its really unhelpful for Couples to stay apart while doing life, not to talk of ministry. No body's perfect but lets minimise exposure to temptation.

leanonme82:
His brother Pastor ken is married to Pastor ose oyakhilome.

She was in charge of Isolo branch while he went to SA to start the south african branch.

Thats how he impregnated one south african woman.

If u see how beautiful pastor ose is, and her handsome sons dt even look like pastor chris photocopy. After they didnt de-robe him for his infidelity, i lost faith in Pastor Chris. His divorce was the end of it for me. I still believe he had a strong calling and his ministry achieved so much for Gods kingdom. I guess at the end of the day we are all men.

So, Where's the explanations

Those 15 years are about the most defining periods for those children who just lost their mum. She deserves more jail time

Emperormartin:
This woman will be jailed nothing less than 15yrs

Well, I think there're a lot of generalization and assumptions embedded in your statement. If the high rate of divorces is cos their forbears divorced or seperated, then why did their forbears divorce or seperate as well? If the rate of divorce and seperation has been relatively unchanged from grandfathers who transferred to father to current husband or wife, what makes you think the rate of divorce is high afterall its been like that from the time of grandfathers?

Why does anyone need honey for deliverance?

Mantul:
a lot of jobs in Edo state, some with accommodation, those without you can rent a room
Are you not too young and leave home? Consider praying intensely, get a job even if its fast food, teaching or boutique or even catering for kids
If you want to visit a church consider one at pole street opposite ogbomo street Sunday is their family deliverance service, come with honey and oil

For jamb, a lot of people have passed through jamb depression, so many threads on nairaland. Consider what you want to do on life if it really requires a formal education

For money matters I'll drop a link for you to pick one or two from
Meanwhile reach out to Stargirl/stargael and cryptobaddie1 on twitter they may help

Best wishes on your post UTME

Girlee:


Please don't call that little.
I got it and I'm so grateful! I never expected such an amount.
May God continue to bless you!!!
I won't forget this... Thanks so much

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Wetin be distant brother?

If im you, I will be more interested in defining my own future and that is one in which age is not a barrier. Invest in gmat and shl tests, try to serve with an accounting big 4 and start your ican.

The only person that can stop you is you.

Covenant97:
Good evening Nairalanders

I write to seek your view on My current situation.

I am a final year student in one of the best Federal university in Nigeria(Name withheld) and certainly, will be graduating with a second class upper within the 4 point range CGPA.( I was on a first class cgpa But my cgpa was slashed no thanks to my department I was a victim as well as others)

My worry is, I will be 26 years when i eventually write my final paper as a student then come service(NYSC) by then 27 max after service.No thanks to COVID- 19 pandemic and ASUU which engulfed my chances of graduating below the 26 age bracket.

In light of the above, Do I stand a chance of securing a graduate trainee position in top multinational organization requesting for 2.1 and above within the age bracket of 26 and below post NYSC,Given that after my service I will be 27.

Ps:I am an accounting student and I intend to start my ICAN exam during service.

My current CGPA is 4.20 ,resuming for my final year come July this year.

Black don't crack....

Wats pap made of? Looks like eba

Samantha124:
12. Pap and chicken intestines... I'm not going to lie, I love chicken intestines, but I don't like the process of preparing them because you have to make sure that the chicken feaces are properly removed before you can cook them... They always remind me of home.. .. most of the time when I'm alone I buy those ones that are already cooked... But when I'm at home I'd convince my mother to prepare them and I'd cook them afterwards...

His office could be paying for him because he's paid his dues and he's entitled to a first class. He could be paying for his family cos he wants them on the trip, so should he pay first class for so many dependents?

Maybe try not dying first? What makes you think you'll die before your wife? Abi you Don do money ritual? Wat assurances have YOU given her not to remarry if she dies first?

Surprise, Surprise, your kids might actually benefit from a man in the house, if his head is screwed right. Now the question is, does your wife have a history of making poor choices? Are you a horrible spouse? Zukwanike and make the most of the present, where both of you are alive.

You are so mean! Get a life! See how you tie wrapper on top woman matter! Her water, her life, her choices! Tueh

Labadi69:


You can eat all this junk yet you no fit buy better water. Who drinks pure water in 2023? It’s even better to go and boil your own water than to be drinking this trash called pure water. See Yamayama coleslaw and fried orishirishi for your plate. And you dey wonder why your belle be like say you pregnant.

You better go and do cholesterol and blood pressure test immediately if you know wetin good for you. Nonsense

Honest advice, truthfully. You have to cultivate a platonic friendship with both so you can determine for yourself what their values are. You might think values are overated until you have to stay under the same roof with someone who thinks differently from you. You might feel calling your loved one Ode is OK? Wat does she think?

Who do you feel most comfortable around like you can totally be yourself with? And still can see yourself physically attracted to years later?

And who stays kind during a misunderstanding? Like which of them is likely to curse you out? This should be pointers

AllMight:
1. Toyin - She was my former classmate and friend back in school. She currently works in a bank as a CFC Agent. We met late last year during our school old student get together, we exchanged contact and kept in touch regularly. Our vibes have been good and encouraging. She had helped me very well many times since then. I'd say we are more than friends but ambigously because i haven't really asked her to be my girlfriend, though i have taken her out before on val day. Like i said, our relationship is ambigous. She doesn't have a boyfriend yet, but her mum is trying to matchmake her.

2. Sarah - Based in the States with her family for futher studies, though she's a Nigerian through her grandpa. We met early this year while playing game and since then we have become close that all her family know me. Her paternal uncle is one of my team sponsor here in Nigeria. Though this lady do give me green light steady, but because of Toyin who i haven't even get as my gf, i just laugh it off.

Honest advice please!

At what point did you consider it necessary to start counting?

She's not seducing you but only showing more care towards you. Or maybe she is, but who cares? The more important thing is what you're going to do about it. Get her out of your home. Open up to your wife and dont bring dishonour to yourself. Try to bond with your wife as well and spice up your sex life as much as you can.

They may have been living together for a while

Your wife sef go give em

Kingsize4eva:
You are married to a woman and not a man. You dare not speak Ill of my wife in my presence.
Fight my wife and watch me destroy you no matter who you are.

I am the first born with 4 sisters who are happily married, am Igbo but my wife is Ijaw, quote me if you know the fight involved in marrying a non tribe.

In other words, na winch or shes a hater

NoToPile:
Eyah they never liked you ( a lot of inlaws don't like their sons/brothers wife anyway) the only consolation was that you were financially okay.

The sister was not comfortable with the fact that you guys (especially you) were okay financially, now that you are broke and your husband goes to her for help she feels fulfilled.

The good thing about the story is your hubby stood up for you so you will still cope.

You are married you are married, try to get another job then keep your mind of inlaw wahala.

They hate your daughter? Don't let your daughter go to their place. Just do what is necessary, Ignore them mostly you should be fine.