Extremely funny

Tonytonex:
chai! This funny actor. It's well.

8 years na your mate?

humilitypays:
Hahahaha


I said he should be nearing or over 70, so I am still right if he is 62

All your long epistle started with a statement thats not true. The writer said the deceased was 62, they still wrote he was born in 1962 but you no gree. You must dash am 70

humilitypays:
He should be near or above 70yrs.

You need help and loads of it. How you can think its ok to pay a faithful woman by doubting her integrity makes me certain that you are a dubious one...

Notfogotten:
A faithful woman will never see anything wrong in having a DNA test.

At least, the woman is not going to turn around to domineeringly control the woman while trying to assert himself as the head of the home.

My dear, no need to confront the single woman cos the cheating guy will have a replacement in a heartbeat while consoling himself with , something must kill a man.

TheWinterBird:
I was going to say you should go to the single mother and tell her to leave your husband alone. She must be very shameless, having an affair with another woman's husband. That said, you've no business with her and your wedding vows were exchanged with your husband and not her, therefore it's your husband you need to confront but if he's a chronic cheater and shameless cheater himself and refuses to stop, there's nothing you can do in that regard. You should, however, stop giving him money, as he's most likely giving her the money you're giving him, smdh. Don't give him a dime of your money, and further report him to everyone in your family and his so they all know what's going on.

By being passive aggressive. When 2 toxic people meet, the lesser toxic one must bow. Improve the quality of your work, study your opponent and decipher their weak points and use it Wisely while being nice about it. This only counts if you're at your dream job, otherwise first step should be to aggressively look for a new job.

How do you wash the inner part of this fish without it disintegrating

Just negodu the illiterate...
In his weird world, children only look like their mothers when there's an affair involved....

Ulunne777:
Oga,forget that cheating thought.You cheated and now suspecting your last child looks like his cousin because you think your wife was doing the same thing you werr doing.
My 1st son and my sis 2nd son could pass for twins。
Same age,same names,same face.
It is blood .
HOW WAS I EVEN ABLE TO RRAD THIS EPISTLE

You the Born again Christian cheated but your wife's child is not permitted to look like her first cousin, a relative by blood. So your narrow minded brain can't comprehend that children are also allowed to look like their mothers, so your child can't look like her mum, while the sis in laws child looks like his/her mum, explaining the resemblance.

Look, your lifestyle / your guilt are fueling your suspicions and maybe your biased mum! What a mess....

Forget ibo girls and work on your grammar! Can't believe you are a graduate

Do you by any Chance mean disaster?

reiddecuti:
Sylva is one destater not only to Bayelsa but to Nigeria. He should go rest because he has nothing to to offer to Bayelsan.

Please accept my heartfelt sympathy. I truly feel your husband could be doing more in the situation particularly with helping out at home but let's assume he's depressed. Now, why do you feel hes reluctant about getting a new job? Cos Nigeria is not really swimming with jobs. You need to get family involved and try to be emotionally composed if you intend to stay married cos he's always gonna paint himself as a victim once you overreact. Can he drive uber? Are there hustling jobs you can point him in the direction of? In all, the safety of you and the children whose paternity hes contesting come first. God blessss

Verokeena:
Good afternoon Nl family
Please pardon my epistle

My husband lost his job two years ago and ever since he has been so reluctant on getting another.. not to brag but I can say I have been the one keeping the family going ever since the job incidence (not like I ever complained) .

What I noticed about him is he now drinks and smokes and he is always hissing (obviously he is not happy and I try to always console him just to elate his Spirit)

Fast forward to last two months.. I got back from work and I was very tired.. I had to go pick the kids from school , bathe them, feed them and to make matters worst I wasn't feeling too alright .. (when I got home he (my husband) wasn't at home)

When I was done with the kids and fixing the house I was so tired I thought to myself to take a lil nap that was how I slept off (and this was around 9pm) ..

He got back around 10pm obviously drunk and smelling like a skunk.. he went straight to the kitchen. That was how the whole problem started.. first was insult.. then my phone, smashed it on the ground later my clothes he started tearing them .. saying all those things he was destroying was why I was feeling untouchable that he knows I have male friends sleeping with me..

I tried securing my items so he doesn't destroy more things that was how he pounced on me..

The next day I got him arrested he spent two days there.. but now I feel so guilty... He doesn't talk to me anymore.. I have apologized times without number

I don't just know what to do...


Nb: even while he was there I was still taking food to him

The one pouncing on his overworked wife is 'endangered species'? I hear you, I really do.

TINUBUISMAD:
Men are endangered species

Men's life matter

Less than a month ago you were undecided on if your mum or your boyfriend should stay with you. ( https://www.nairaland.com/7773338/should-let-live-me-mother).
Now Now you Don get husband wey I'm brother dey advance towards. Since na only you waka with all this plenti tales by moonlight, I wantu confirm if you're paid for storytelling by Nairaland

Shes not ibo. If you listened carefully, she said people from her local government are usually known for kidnapping so are kidnappers honest?

001Lagos:
Igbos are honest people so I'm not surprised

Congrats to Ngozi Mary and thank you for making the Igbo nation proud

Daalu

You or your friend

You are really on a diet

Wasnt expecting much from an alien

WeirdAlien:
No big deal. My cousin FINISHED her PhD at 26 and we didn't put it in the news. My sisters finished masters at 21 and 22.

The earliest this lady can get her PhD is at 27. What are we talking about?

I don't do tribal wars. But unless you finish your PhD before your 25th birthday in South West, you won't get much attention.

Such a naive man. Dem don tap his phone tire

Idiot! Maybe that was too harsh cos he might just be an ignoramus. So, the 14 year old whose innocence was stolen still has to contend with your insecurity. So, she should have died rather than allow a male gynaecologist attend to her during her difficult labour. God forbid that the paths of my children cross with your type!

Can he speak? Is he autistic? Just asking to know if that's how his parents cope with his sleep apathy?

No vex

jacobnel:
Like say your English is better.Rubbish. Naa so una go dey talk like you don't make mistakes.

No vex, e fit be German company

wahahlawahala:
u think na by queens English den dey take make am?

Which multinational company employed you with all your gbaguns? Sha, e no concern me but for this relationship, I will advise you not to rush things. I will also not advise you to marry someone whose family thinks she can do better than you.

Bros, you try too hard. In other words, you too do!

Na she leave the home or na Yul leave the home?

Righteousness2:
Very Wrong move and Action by may.
You cannot leave your Home for a home robber.
The Stranger is the one that will leave your Home.

May Edochie cancel that move. 2 wrongs will not make a right.
GOD ALMIGHTY is still seated on HIS throne.
Stand in Gap for your Home.
Visit the Lord's Chosen. The GOD of Chosen is tested and Proven to restore your Home.

450k is not huge especially in this country....

Sirmuel1:
450k is huge, especially in this country.

My advice is for you to learn how to save.

Cut down your expenses, don’t spend recklessly, don’t compete with co-workers and don’t try to impress anybody (including women).

Rent an affordable apartment, start up a business.

(Don’t start building any house immediately, because it’s a liability). It will only tie your wealth in one spot.

Imagine building a house with 30-50m in Lagos, only to get at least 2m yearly as a rent. How long will it take to get back the capital

A House is a long term investment + retirement plan.

Start a business first!

Just negodu jamb questions

Samantha124:
All bananas look like that and we don't cook them.

I don't know how you guys came to a conclusion that they're plantains and you cook them.

How did you guys know that they're plantains and not bananas