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Wasnt expecting much from an alien

WeirdAlien:
No big deal. My cousin FINISHED her PhD at 26 and we didn't put it in the news. My sisters finished masters at 21 and 22.

The earliest this lady can get her PhD is at 27. What are we talking about?

I don't do tribal wars. But unless you finish your PhD before your 25th birthday in South West, you won't get much attention.

Such a naive man. Dem don tap his phone tire

Idiot! Maybe that was too harsh cos he might just be an ignoramus. So, the 14 year old whose innocence was stolen still has to contend with your insecurity. So, she should have died rather than allow a male gynaecologist attend to her during her difficult labour. God forbid that the paths of my children cross with your type!

Can he speak? Is he autistic? Just asking to know if that's how his parents cope with his sleep apathy?

No vex

jacobnel:
Like say your English is better.Rubbish. Naa so una go dey talk like you don't make mistakes.

No vex, e fit be German company

wahahlawahala:
u think na by queens English den dey take make am?

Which multinational company employed you with all your gbaguns? Sha, e no concern me but for this relationship, I will advise you not to rush things. I will also not advise you to marry someone whose family thinks she can do better than you.

Bros, you try too hard. In other words, you too do!

Na she leave the home or na Yul leave the home?

Righteousness2:
Very Wrong move and Action by may.
You cannot leave your Home for a home robber.
The Stranger is the one that will leave your Home.

May Edochie cancel that move. 2 wrongs will not make a right.
GOD ALMIGHTY is still seated on HIS throne.
Stand in Gap for your Home.
Visit the Lord's Chosen. The GOD of Chosen is tested and Proven to restore your Home.

450k is not huge especially in this country....

Sirmuel1:
450k is huge, especially in this country.

My advice is for you to learn how to save.

Cut down your expenses, don’t spend recklessly, don’t compete with co-workers and don’t try to impress anybody (including women).

Rent an affordable apartment, start up a business.

(Don’t start building any house immediately, because it’s a liability). It will only tie your wealth in one spot.

Imagine building a house with 30-50m in Lagos, only to get at least 2m yearly as a rent. How long will it take to get back the capital

A House is a long term investment + retirement plan.

Start a business first!

Just negodu jamb questions

Samantha124:
All bananas look like that and we don't cook them.

I don't know how you guys came to a conclusion that they're plantains and you cook them.

How did you guys know that they're plantains and not bananas

Wat do you always wear? Native and head gear?

Wats your skin like? Invest in a good skin care regimen with a water based moisturiser.

Are you overweight? Try cutting down on carbs

Light makeup especially lipgloss, well defined brows, and nice hairdos should seal the deal.

Buy the unblended one and blend yourself. I do that for crayfish, ogbono and egusi too

Just the sugar should tell you better. Lifestyle differences with the later generation being more comfortable with a sedentary lifestyle,
more ACs, more air pollution from generator fumes et al, more processed meals and the high inflation is enough to raise BP, not necessarily a bad wife that is assuming your scenarios are true which they are not.

hspda:
Okay guys, I saw this post on Facebook and the comments there are not too satisfying, so I decided to bring it to our noble forum.

The question is...Is this really true? Who can give a good explanation for this scenarios.


Okechukwu Okeke
Occupation; Farmer
Age: 98
Wife: 6
Children: 47
Grandchildren: 86
Cause of death: Old age

Lazarus Olemgbe
Occupation: Carpenter
Age: 115
Wife: 11
Children: 56
Grandchildren: 132
Cause of death: Old Age.

Nnaoma Oleka Onyeka
Occupation: Tailor
Age: 109
Wife: 4
Children: 38
Grandchildren: 73
Cause of death: Old Age

Dr Benson Dube (Phd)
Occupation: Lecturer
Age: 56
Wife: 1
Children: 2
Grandchildren: 0
Cause of death: High Blood Pressure.

Samuel Julius
Occupation: Bank Manager
Age: 53
Wife: 1
Children; 3
Grandchildren; 0
Cause of death; BP, Sugar

I am not saying anything. It is up to you to give your own interpretation....😷😷😷👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯Na wao ..I come in peace✌️😁

Copied from Facebook

Wahala pro max...

dannyche:
[color=#000000][/color]Vegetarians are vegetarians for ethical purposes. So I'm guessing it's what they mean by it being ethical

How is this more ethical tori olorun?

T for tenz, especially the fried rice.

pocohantas:
The rice dey taste like say na from Home Econs practical.

Oh ok. Do you use the regular LPG cylinders?

Allikola:
It is called BIOGAS very safe for cooking and generator. Infact I install on roof and kitchen.

Should you not be wearing a face mask abi no be real gas

How long has it been since she gave birth? Cant you work with her to lose weight by going to the gym, setting up an exercise regime and encouraging her to eat healthy.
For stretchmarks try shea butter, bio oil.

You have zero filter but i assume she loves you so be kinder to her.

Tayorshd87:
Can I divorce a wife full of stretch mark all over her body after birth?
because presently i don't feel attracted to her anymore because anytime she is naked her arm thighs laps etc are all full of stretch mark and she added fat after birth which caused all this like am not interested again 😭😢😭

Although she be 99% wife material but 🤔

What can I do on this case cos am feeling like getting married to someone else.. 😡

How naive can you be? And hey you use the word, technocrats too easily!

savcy:
[b]All the while I was thinking Emefiele was one guru doing the nation a service with all his policies. Nigeria's technocrats disappoint in public offices too much for comfort. Also, the youngest EFCC chairman let the youths down. [/b]

Not sure about the veracity of everything you said but if its true, I think its really unhelpful for Couples to stay apart while doing life, not to talk of ministry. No body's perfect but lets minimise exposure to temptation.

leanonme82:
His brother Pastor ken is married to Pastor ose oyakhilome.

She was in charge of Isolo branch while he went to SA to start the south african branch.

Thats how he impregnated one south african woman.

If u see how beautiful pastor ose is, and her handsome sons dt even look like pastor chris photocopy. After they didnt de-robe him for his infidelity, i lost faith in Pastor Chris. His divorce was the end of it for me. I still believe he had a strong calling and his ministry achieved so much for Gods kingdom. I guess at the end of the day we are all men.

So, Where's the explanations

Those 15 years are about the most defining periods for those children who just lost their mum. She deserves more jail time

Emperormartin:
This woman will be jailed nothing less than 15yrs

Well, I think there're a lot of generalization and assumptions embedded in your statement. If the high rate of divorces is cos their forbears divorced or seperated, then why did their forbears divorce or seperate as well? If the rate of divorce and seperation has been relatively unchanged from grandfathers who transferred to father to current husband or wife, what makes you think the rate of divorce is high afterall its been like that from the time of grandfathers?

Why does anyone need honey for deliverance?

Mantul:
a lot of jobs in Edo state, some with accommodation, those without you can rent a room
Are you not too young and leave home? Consider praying intensely, get a job even if its fast food, teaching or boutique or even catering for kids
If you want to visit a church consider one at pole street opposite ogbomo street Sunday is their family deliverance service, come with honey and oil

For jamb, a lot of people have passed through jamb depression, so many threads on nairaland. Consider what you want to do on life if it really requires a formal education

For money matters I'll drop a link for you to pick one or two from
Meanwhile reach out to Stargirl/stargael and cryptobaddie1 on twitter they may help

Best wishes on your post UTME

Girlee:
Please don't call that little.
I got it and I'm so grateful! I never expected such an amount.
May God continue to bless you!!!
I won't forget this... Thanks so much

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Wetin be distant brother?