Funlordmaniac:





Anyway just to be on the safe said let me help you out briefly! A lord is actually a code name for a member of the buccaneers association of nigeria (BAN)......all that graduate crap is dust! Real talk!

Are you thinking of the same thing I am thinking of?

Epositive:
must you add adjective (dangote truck) to your sentence?

Yes, he must add it. What is your problem?

henrixx:
happy birthday but you pass 35

So, how old do you expect her to be?
Every body falsified age except you, the righteous one

Moreoffaith:
If I see mama put for traffic I go buy am cos na our way be that for Lagos....

Even 5 gala no dey reach person sometimes if the traffic much..

danielicon:
udonmeanit!!! am still looking for the epic response

And is that the Baba fridge?

May God sustain the remaining baby.
But the mother is young sha

Dannieln1:

Sorry! Every youth is a SKIRTHOLDER

donmalcolm21:
But not on species that are going extinct in this part of the world

biko meshie onu gi. So if you jam big animal for Bush, you go hug am abi? Na so even snakes are now non venomous. Only in NL

mtcheww

Make person hear word djoor

SmartBug:
Sex is determined by two chromosomes, X and Y.

A female is XX, a male is XY. Since women, completely lack the Y choromosome, they always contribute an X chromosome to the baby. As such, the baby's sex is determined by whether the sperm that fertilizes the egg is carrying another X or a Y.

And that's why education is so important... because I'm sure if only this man was a little more educated, he'd had known the ‘fault’ lies with him. And not his wife...

Even the very educated men believes that the world begins and ends with having a male child

refiner:
In Romans 9 vs 16...so then it is not of him that willeth,nor of him that runneth,but of God that sheweth mercy.

That means God is selective of whom to show mercy to,why that?...are we not all his creatures?...we can see this in the case of jacob and esau...he showed mercy to jacob unlike esau...

Peter and judas iscariot...peter was showed mercy but judas was doomed to die...

Saul and david....

And lots of biblical cases...

Not everyone will receive the mercy of God...some are doomed to die no matter how many years spent on the earth...God spares only those he wish to and destroy others...

Little wonders why someone will commit a particular sin,will go scot free but someone else that commit that same sin might die.....

So doesnt it mean that God is a partial God?...state your opinion without insults...

My favourite bible verses

Dannieln1:
I keep saying a state of emergency should be declared in the educational system of nigeria
Cos what it needs is total reform

Every Nigerian is a skateholder together we can make nigeria great again...

skateholder abi, ok kwantinue

sheedy407:
The man think say NYSC nd BBNAIJA, drag them up and down,N25Million or sorry,N25 you no go see

Cover your face in shame for such a comment for a youth lost in her prime.

lexy2014:
OK now I understand ur point. I guess maybe d guy had a bad experience with dogs some dogs could b vicious. I recently witnessed a dog kill a child.by d way how's ur weekend? are u chilasa rossy by name?

Weekend was fine and yours?

lexy2014:
what Islam abhors is pigs just like d Jews who still use d old testament cos God considered them unclean.dogs?no...I stayed in kano with a vet. guess what he had a lot of clients who were Muslims who had dogs.

I think you are right but my opinion emanated from when I took a Muslim colleague to rent an apartment and he rejected because there was a dog and I was told that Muslims abhors dogs but then a Hausa man was telling his boys to bring their dogs down to Lagos and make money with them.

He must have migrated from Ogun State, but what happened to his clothes?

MrEgbegbe:

Your Aunt had sex with the neighbor and probably had a son for the neighbor

You think a husband would wake up one day and start accusing his wife ?? The husband has seen something that made his suspect that the child is not his

Maybe the husband didn't sleep with your Aunt for 2 months and your Aunt suddenly jumped out of nowhere to say she's pregnant

And you think a woman would stand to take that kind of accusation without leaving the husband the following day ??

She's even volunteering to pay for the DNA

The husband should get a DNA and divorce that lying ass good for nothing Aunt

excuse me!
Daretodiffer, where art thou?

WriteBoy:


Bros, that's NIMC you are talking about. LASRA is inside the secretariat at Alausa

Local government secretariat is in charge but go with current NEPA bill

Boydehot:
I pity those fine boys/girls that were exposed under the sun with unreasonable excuses.

My daughter came from her school (boarding ) for the mock jamb and wasted the whole day. CAN you imagine?

lexy2014:
are dogs abhorred by Islam?I think u got it wrong

I think they do but if you think otherwise, please educate me.

they rise faster than mid careers

morbeta:
Here goes the first northern heroic Dog.

And to imagine the same dog abhorred by Islam

After Afongas go dey claim say na yebo born pikin pass.

dacblogger:
I need tips on how to control my food intake...

go give them to the orphans

But why was the husband messaging her stomach just after the surgery? All these fake oyigbo self

stamapro:
wetin u do like dat?

one babacommander insulted and I gave it back to him double fold

GrandFinale2017:
that's what happens when kids who who were born in the 90's do have access to phones and the Internet to come online on nairaland and think they're wiser an smarter than their elders

She is lucky fa. My hubby will come for his food just after two weeks after delivery

Sooo sad and graphic RIP to the dead

akokoniko:
somebody, who is a public figure, met a woman in need, he never knew her before and assisted, you say it's public showcase. If he goes to her house you still say the same thing. Ode

Who told you that it was not pre arranged. So no security around the governor abi. Kwantinu in your delusions.

another Fayose spotted in Enugu

Valfrankie:
So the woman hawking water saw the governor and all that crowd advancing towards her path, and she instead of clearing, stayed right put where she was till the governor's security team almost got involved? And then to seal this deliciously cooked propaganda, the governor Ugwuanyi gave the woman right of way for blocking him and wiped her sweat with the sweet smelling scent of crispy Naira notes. incredible, Sweet lies, serve me another plate. I'm not doubting the philanthropic nature of Governor Ugwuanyi, however, the story surrounding this very pictures doesn't add up.

You took the words out of my mouth fa
I weep for our country

soberdrunk:
Good dogs!! Not like the Dog i used to have that only specialized in destroying slippers and shoes

This got me cracking

Asito:
I can relate with the dude jare.








PS: my first post after 1week ban. Abeg EPP me with likes make we show the mod wey ban me say God pass am.

my own na almost 1 month ban but I no send them