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Freiburger: Cruise on a 2014 Range Rover Sport on these roads, you wont notice anything

Its not about the ride dude, first we had to suffer the pot holes, then u finally get to a good tarred road. It will ridden with bumbs.
and more so, if and when u drive, u will know the impact.2020 range rover or 1920 passat. Its quite unpleasant.

Most times when i travel, i come across various road bumbs, but of recent, this silly trend is really adding up, even on major highway,when u are cruising on 130km\hr u suddenly notice an unusual bumb just a few metres away.

just because i'm about to approach a round about, doesnt mean i have to drive thru as much as 15 subsequent bumbs.
I thought the idea of bumbs was just to make a driver decrease his speed, but having 15 bumbs at just one point, is really outraguos and stuupid.

My thoughts are what of cases with emergency, i.e an anbulance is rushing a near dead victim to the hospital, or a high profile individual need to make a quick exit from a danger zone, how are the gonna survive the slow-motion that comes with jumping of 10 to 15 bombs.

and more so this places have been turn into a mobile market, where u see youths selling all kinds of useful\useful items.
Just wondering if i'm the only one who has come accross this annoying trend.

@op, so for your church mind, you have made a valid point
Some 20 year old kid can perform better than your gej. and make better policy. Have u ever driven on the highway at night, and see a fully loaded trailer truck, will only one faint headlamp, and no tail light or brake light
Have u ever heard of the world indispensable So what happens if your so called gej slumps and die today Nigeria will cease to exist Op just go find one corner sit down make u go boil rock. U are still backward.

I'm just curious to know if its right/wrong to play baba ijebu, i met with an old friend of mine last weekend, and all he kept spewing is forecast and permutation.

When i asked him, he said he is now into baba ijebu tins. in the course of our convo, he said he won 320k last month, i'm like WTF. He said make i sit down there till i hear say him don win 10milla.
My thoughts now is, is playing baba ijebu a cool idea

my oga at the top must hear this...

Wow, what a night, slept with a smile on my face after so much laughter.
Quite sweet i tell ya.
my stories? Hmmm. Will try packaging it tomoz.

guys please, whats the work/contribution/function of the pope to the world in general as their hype is getting too much for me to comprehend.

noskeybaba: The state of Our roads are horrible. More of a death trap. God bless the dead.










E be like say I be first O°˚˚˚. Azontoo

You are an idiiiot, may the same fate come upon your family. does this appear to look like a topic u can dance azonto on you should be donated for sciencific research. onya ara

As for me and my household, we will vote anything human/animal aside the phucking useless,visionless,clueless,myopic, goatluck Jonathan.

Fashola needs to do something about this facebook....
its beginning to kill people like okada this days..

That practically depends on who they are hiding him from.
if they are hiding him from their fellow female friends, one major reason is the fear of having their friends snatch off their guy.
and secondly if they are hiding him from everyone, believe u me, the guy is not equal to the task, he is just being managed atm.

Bunch of silly visionless leaders we have, 8 lifes being wasted cos of one useless aboki with a liquified brain cells.

Talking about leaders, there should be laid out rules for truck. IMO anyway.
1. All trucks should have 4 working cams. 1 dash cam,1 interior cam watching the driver everytime, and 2 side cams with both side rear view.

2. Before anyone should be a truck driver, he must have 2 guarantors with meaningful properties in the countries. and with an insanity clearance cert.

3. All the indicators should be intact and working. Eg, pointersnbrake light...

4. There should be accident investigation unit. Anyone who posses a threat to other human shud be sent to jail without the option of fine.

5. and many more. If this makes the fb, i will type some more. Those victims could be anyone, i travel that road often. and i feel pity for the victims family.
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disgusting, ugly face, under-performance, un-kissable lips.....

who really has time to a no or yes this days. cant remember the last time i sat down to chyke a woman. you are on a long thing. just hussle hard, pick her up, take her on outing, do the same the second day, let her enjoy herself while with u, then this is how to play your game. listen to my code.
After dropping her off the second day, ask for a good night kiss. now this comes with 2 major response.
first she might express some facial surprise by saying "WHAT"? just pat her shoulder and tell her u are kidding. if thats the case, drive off and delete her number. find someone else.
second response, she gives u a kiss or peck, then she is yours.
it works for me though. dont know about you.

Why has no pilot died of the so called disease as they spend most of their life span airborne.
#justasking#

Me,Myself and i.

Stories that touch!

gerrardomendes: i blame jonathan sha

u don madt gan

The best way is for u to look at the officer's name on his chest, its always boldly written.
then calmly greet him by his exact name. i.e his name is wale sanusi.
first thing u say when u are stopped is " Good Afternoon Mr Wale.
believe me u will be done with the the stop and search in less than a minute and told to continue your journey.
without him asking for a tip.
my 2 cent.

Annoying Question Females
Ask And their
Answer!!
1]. Are U a player? - Yes
CHELSEA FC wants to sign me
next season* do dey
expectU 2 say yes?
2]. why do U wan't my Pin??
- want to use it to burst
balloon.
3]. Can U die 4 me?
- My name is surely not
Romeo
4]. My Bis will soon expire,
what am i going to do?
- Return the BB to the seller
and get a Nokia 3310
5]. If I sleep over in your
Place, hope Nothing funny will
happen?
- No, trust me we would just
perform night vigil
6]. Hope U won't break my
Heart?
- If u don't put it at the edge
of the table...
7]. Can U take me out?
- sorry are U in prison?=D
8]. Pls come and pick me..
- like say she be beans.
9]. I think i've missed my
period..
- then ask the
class captain for the next
class!!!
10.] Can't you get a Car?
- Shey your Papa get Car
when him dey Higher
Institution?
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the car is Located in Ile-ife.