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AutosRe: 2005 Fairly Used EOD by Gluckdude(op): 10:24am On Dec 02, 2012
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AutosRe: 2005 Fairly Used EOD by Gluckdude(op): 9:30am On Dec 02, 2012
waiting...
AutosRe: 2005 Fairly Used EOD by Gluckdude(op): 11:02pm On Dec 01, 2012
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AutosRe: 2005 Fairly Used EOD by Gluckdude(op): 12:55pm On Dec 01, 2012
Going.... smiley
AutosRe: 2005 Fairly Used EOD by Gluckdude(op): 10:12am On Dec 01, 2012
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Autos2005 Fairly Used EOD by Gluckdude(op): 8:46am On Dec 01, 2012
This car has all the neccesary features intact, leather seats, auto transmision, and the engine is working perfectly.
Price: 1,050

Location: Osun state

For enquries: 08036432767

CrimeRe: A Lady Commit Suicide Having Being Stripped Off Her Cloth In Osun State by Gluckdude(m): 12:27pm On Aug 28, 2012
I stay in Osun state and i'm still waiting for those dumb ass police team to harass me in anyway. it's gonna be me vs 0sun state in a law court, and that dumb ass/pencil dick/useless governor will pay for some damages. i have not seen any major project he has embarked on since he resumed office, though i drive so not likely to have encounter them easily, but i am still waiting eagerly for some confrontation. and thinking this are the same governors glamouring for state police.
state police my ass!!!
CrimeRe: How We Killed Cynthia Osukogu — Suspects (Pix) by Gluckdude(m): 8:07pm On Aug 22, 2012
Like seriously? Who does business in a hotel with a stranger huh huh
Whats wrong with having a busines conversation in a fast food or in a public place if neither of them have an office,

My guess is she was into runs, and met with crooks. No decent lady will go into an hotel room with male companion to discuss business, would she have done that if her bf/fiance lives on the same street the hotel is located?
Either way she doesnt deserve to die that way, but she placed herself in harms way.

Those are my thoughts anyway.
RIP
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Lives With Her Ex by Gluckdude(m): 4:06pm On Aug 21, 2012
poster, how old are you? you must be a teenager i guess. face your book and shut the hell up!
Jokes EtcRe: I Will Pay You 50k Above Sugar Son But Can You Satisfy Me From Sugar Mummy by Gluckdude(m): 11:45am On Aug 14, 2012
super-saturated IDIOOT.
Car TalkRe: A SUZUKI(98/99) Tokunbo Car? picture included by Gluckdude(m): 5:38pm On Aug 05, 2012
you are on your own.... grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: Stolen Car by Gluckdude(m): 5:29pm On Aug 05, 2012
what year? what colour? and give more vivid description of what the car looks like. or you don't think that could be helpful?
Car TalkRe: Piston And Ring For Honda Accord(eod IVTEC) Is Urgenlty Needed by Gluckdude(m): 5:35pm On Jul 29, 2012
i have a honda 2005(EOD) complete engine, working perfectly, but just experiences shortage of oil after traveling a very long distance,
i cant bare it so i had it replaced, if you can handle it and u don't travel much, you can get in touch.
its optional though, just depends on how deep your pocket is at the moment.
you can either get a replacement for 155k or i can sell mine for you at much cheaper price.
contact: 08036432767.
Car TalkRe: Radiator Cover Wont Work! by Gluckdude(op): 5:08pm On Jun 27, 2012
@ortis dont worry he go better! cheesy cheesy
back to the normal folks, i travel a lot, and once the water in the radiator sneaks into the reservour the water in the radiator gets drained to an extent,( about 15% reduction) thereby resulting in over heating when i am stuck in traffic. i dont experience such problem while using the previous engine. the water in the radiator always stay filled up, irrespective of how many miles i travel.
i think i might just have to change the radiator.
thanks for all your suggestions.
Car TalkRe: Radiator Cover Wont Work! by Gluckdude(op): 4:47pm On Jun 27, 2012
^^^^^^who is this? huh huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: As A Citizen Of Nigeria, What Have You Benefit From GEJ Adminstration. by Gluckdude(m): 12:41pm On Jun 26, 2012
a lot of nothing cheesy
PoliticsRe: SMS Claims Fresh Fruits From The North Have Been Poisoned By Boko Haram. by Gluckdude(m): 10:03pm On Jun 25, 2012
Lets not take chances with this dreaded sect. i bought a suya few days ago,
i asked the aboki guy to taste from the one he sold to me,
he was like 'OGA WHY?' i just told him for confirmation.
of course he did before i paid him and left with the suya.
its better to be proactive. than to be the first casualty.
Car TalkRadiator Cover Wont Work! by Gluckdude(op): 3:11pm On Jun 24, 2012
I'm not sure if anyone has encountered my kind of issues.
i use a Honda 2005 EOD, but unluckily for me, i had to replace the engine,
after noticing oil shortage when i drive a long distance,
my mec said the engine is weak that i need to get a replacement, which i did.

but ever since then, my radiator cover wont seal effectively, water from the radiator
sneaks into the white container reservoir just adjacent the radiator.
i have changed the tank cover 4 times this week, still all to no avail.
i am beginning to wonder if this is ordinary as i am contemplating blocking the hole in the radiator.
not really sure if that would be a good decision to make.
don't know if anyone can help?
Car TalkRe: Transmission Issues With Baby Boy by Gluckdude(m): 2:53pm On Jun 24, 2012
Your friend has probably damaged your car. and has anyone ever told you about Honda babyboy always having transmission issues.
go to a good auto mechanic workshop and get it checked out.
it could be fixed, so all hope is not lost.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do These Many Abbreviations Mean? by Gluckdude(m): 11:50pm On Jun 21, 2012
ATM- at the moment. i told one of my babe that i am in school atm and the next thing i heard was baby please i will need like 5k.
pls dont forget. i was like WTF i meant at the moment.lol
Jokes EtcHilarious gist by Gluckdude(op):
U'll laugh,, I promise
1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples... POINTLESS !
smiley smiley smiley
2. A Fact: Bleep a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she bleeps you:
grin grin grin
3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students lke me who wrote: 'Pulse' failed:
grin grin grin grin grin
4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: Hang Till Death !
shocked shocked shocked
5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence...
A Pregnant Prostitute;
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!:
angry angry angry angry
8. If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex cheesy cheesy cheesy




Another one
Teacher: Ok class, let’s show the principal & our guests how
much we've learnt so far this year! Let’s do comparisons…So I
say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..
[students nod]
Class:”Big, Bigger, Biggest..”
Teacher:”clean..”
Class:”clean, cleaner, cleanest..
Teacher:”tall….
Class:”tall, taller, tallest….
Teacher[smiles]:”very good!!
Class:”very good, very gooder, very goodest..
Teacher:”oh gosh..”
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher:”stop it now”
Class:”stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!!
Teacher:”oh please..”
Class:”oh please, oh pleaser…O’ pleasest..”
Teacher:”Look at me..!!
Class:”look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est..
Teacher:”what a disgrace!
Class:”what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher[furious]: I don die…
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest.... grin grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: Advise Me About Honda E.O.D by Gluckdude(m): 1:20pm On Jun 18, 2012
personally its a good and nice car, just replaced my engine after experiencing oil shortage,
it cost 155k to get a replacement aside paying for workmanship and other neccesities.
as far as i can tell, its a nice car,the maintenance is either expensive nor cheap,
it all depends on your pocket.
AutosRe: Urgently Need Niger Used Golf 1 by Gluckdude(op): 11:18pm On May 10, 2012
what of interior, front view and back view, engine pics inclusive, send those pics, then i will call you and finalise on the price.
AutosRe: Urgently Need Niger Used Golf 1 by Gluckdude(op): 10:46pm On May 10, 2012
cant see the jetta pics bro.
AutosRe: Urgently Need Niger Used Golf 1 by Gluckdude(op): 4:53pm On May 09, 2012
waiting...
AutosUrgently Need Niger Used Golf 1 by Gluckdude(op): 10:16pm On May 05, 2012
i want a Niger used golf 1 with automatic transmission, want to get it for a 200L student,
anyone who has one can call me on 08036432767 or get in touch on bb. my pin is 236A97C8.
NEEDED ASAP.
RomanceGirlfriend/wife Sitting In The Front Sit. by Gluckdude(op): 9:18pm On Apr 27, 2012
I have had this experience more than twice with my wife, when i am with a friend and i come to pick her up, she will open the front door and signal the person to go to the back sit, irrespective of who the person is. i have always ask her what the big deal is, in sitting in the back sit for a journey of 10 minutes, just want to hear some folks view who have had similar experience, would like to be corrected if my line of thought is weak in that perspective, one never stops learning in his life time.
i have sat at the back sit of my car several times if i give it to a friend to drive, to me it doesn't change a thing, don't see why that should be a big deal, when she is not a kid.
kindly share your thoughts.
RomanceRe: NL Romance Section Must Be Filled With Jobless FOOLS Like Freecocoa! by Gluckdude(m): 8:06am On Apr 06, 2012
Dude, you are kinda funny, you said one can check your dp to ascertain your age, only for me to do so and see your back turned with an EFCC headline,
will you face the camera with your full view, lets determine why you are a repellant to naija ladies, honestly, most times if you have those stuffs your dad said you had, you dont need to look for ladies, they will swarm at you, like bees. it depends on your social cycles anyway, for all i know, you might just be a workaholic.
PoliticsRe: You Are 70 Not 60 - Pdp Tells Tinubu by Gluckdude(m): 11:01am On Apr 03, 2012
Frantically speaking, this PDP guys don't have much to do with their time. i can see why the country is messed up.
cant wait for 2015!
EducationRe: Help! Lecturer Wants To Ruin My Life by Gluckdude(m): 1:35am On Feb 28, 2012
WTF is the law court meant for? record all your conversation and sue his arse to court, what are you really scared of, i wish such idiota will ever come my family/relatives way.
for heaven's sake. bleeping is the easiest thing to do in niger, with as low as 5k. a man can bleep any shape of girl he so wish, cant even imagine a man wanting to bleep a married woman. so irritating, cant even do it if i am offered for free.
the lecturer need to be dealt with. let your husband be,as i figured he i a gentleman man and have never been faced with any real life challenges. tell some of your ,male relatives, their are always some crazy and wild ones among them.
get a family/relative member that loves to play dirty. no voodoo, just physical.
enough said.

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