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cruzita:
so many men will fail the test starting from our nairaland boys

Hahahahahah how do sure about this?

I was just pondering on this, in our own generation where sex is everywhere if u were in Joseph's shoe would u pass d test?Note this, because Joseph refused to sleep with his master's wife he was sent to prison and from there he became the prime minister in Egypt. Hadn't be he slept with the woman he may have died as commoner in Egypt.
Once again would u pass the test especially if your master's wife possesses astronomically big 'barca' and a very large 'arsenal'.

achemomi:
Please fellows, I just got a D.E admission to study computer science in noun, but some of my course materials are not ready now. So please i'll like someone to help me with the following materials:
Mathematical method 1 (MTH281)
Numerical analysis 1 (MTH213)
Programming & algorithm (CIT237)
Intro to operating system (CIT211)
My email is achema60@yahoo.com

Thanks in advance

All these your course is already available on noun e-courseware what u need to do is to download them shikena.

virginboy1:
This is serious Bro.
Well,I am a Christian like you,albeit I have tried most of what you mentioned to suppressed it,but still d drive keeps coming in a voracious thrust. Back then as a teenager I used to think it was the devil factor of manipulation. But now, I believe its innate, man is polygamous in nature "Abraham,King David,Solomon,Jacob etc" .
I do ask myself how long do I think I can overwhelm this urge. I feel my body system is saturated with lots of semens lol.
But ,finally God made man this way.Why should man burn in hell for indulging in an act endorsed by nature?

I'm sorry for the late reply truly man is has innate nature and desire to always want to have sex but man is never polygamous in nature that's wrong notion bro! When God created Adam he created only one woman which is eve .Even those u mentioned above are involved in polygamous but is never the will of God for their lives, when u study your bible very well u will see clearly that polygamous life they live have negative effect over their lives. Don't let me bore u with words go to new testament non of apostles or early Christians were recorded to have many wives. we can tame our sexual desire but we cannot do it alone that we need d power of Holy Spirit that's reason d bible says we can do all things through Christ that strengthened us.
In conclusion brother go and marry if u are of marriageable age.

Front page at last since Dec because this is not in romance section or Tonto dick story our mod sha oga ooo

oluwadamelola:
Please I need your prayers. My marriage will be 1 year in may and i live in constant fear of verbal DV. Hubby talks to me like shit just because of the delay in getting pregnant. I cry like almost everyday. I tried to pray this night but all i could do was cry. Hubby just threatened to dissolve the marriage if i dnt get pregnant by may. I cnt tell anyone about his attitude but i'm dying in silence. He has made the marriage look like it's been 20 years. GOD have mercy on me. Let your word about my quiver being full with children come to pass in my life. Give me the ability to exercise faith in you. O ma shey o.

Why is your hubby doing this to u, your marriage is not even up to a year and is doing this after all he may even the cause of this problem, 3 years ago a woman gave birth after 45 years in marriage in my chuch.Look my dear sister God will remember u and wipe away your tears I decree by d power of Holy Ghost from henceforth u will carry ur pregnancy in Jesus name .It is Settled and sealed IJN

virginboy1:
I don't mind if you can elucidate me on how you tend to control yours,because I am kind of finding it very difficult suppressing those killer urges

Brother is not that easy to put ones sexual urge in check because man is sexual being but let me share this little thing that may be of great help.I don't know your religion but for me I'm a Christian . The first thing is to surrender ur life to Christ and be a committed Christian in your local church by joining a unit.It doesn't stop there avoid pornography and any sex related story.Sex is a thing of d mind engage urself in meaningful activities and don't just invite any female in your house lastly fast occasionally, pray and read ur bible daily.Finally flee from any appear of lusful act.Let me give u example of what I experienced today there is this lady that lives opposite my House she has been stalking me and she has even visited me several times.I was standing in front of my house because I didn't go to work today, she saw me and invited me to her room . I entered and I sat down and she slept on d floor facing me @ a point in time she was looking @ someone how I know something is about to happened I know she want me to make some move.Immediately I told her I'm going though she vehemently opposed this but I left her room before it happened oooo. konji is bastard that is d reason that bible ask us to flee!

kamirun225:
Because this is the ONLY part of nairaland where u can find puss-y...

Tell them in d east ,pronounce it in west let ,proclaim it in north and south that pussy kills

virginboy1:
I like your sincerity sir

thanks

octopusfreaky:
Maybe to uuu,,it doesnt move me any bit.Just to catch fun ,,comments here make my day..Mr Future still dey wait for me to work diligently and claim it and not to ruin myself wihhhh relationship ishhh**

It depends on ur religion and ur level of ur spirituality staying here will actually draw u back.

octopusfreaky:
Thats a big lie,that's only if choose to be one What happened to ignoring such threads?

hehehheheh ,anyway except we are deceiving ourselves but I know that staying in romance section may corrupt your mind. Many a times u don't know what lies in those threads until u click and read it

cruzita:
BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD STARTS AND END WITH LOVE

But u should know this sis, that there is different between love and romance.I'm not saying romance is bad but d way we go about it @ times here is making some people to lose their sanity.

Pennah:
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Product of what bro?

virginboy1:
Are you trying to say you are a virgin? just curious shaaa

No, I'm not a virgin but I have never had sex for past 15years though d urge is high anyway

Speechless3:
Here are four reasons why;

1.Because humans are stupid. 2.Because humans are stupid 3.Because humans are stupid. 4 Because humans are stupid.

Just like your monicker I'm totally speechless.

Vjcray:
"GO YE INTO THE WORLD AND MULTIPLY"
THIS PEOPLE HERE ARE JUST FULFILLING ALL RIGHTEOUSNESS..
YOU WELCOME..

funny

Vjcray:
"GO YE INTO THE WORLD AND MULTIPLY"
THIS PEOPLE HERE ARE JUST FULFILLING ALL RIGHTEOUSNESS..
YOU WELCOME..

funny

pet4ril:
ok.....pardon me please.... You are right

No problem sister

Rollar:
Because we visit google when we want to learn about Sci n Tech. Besides the guys there never talk about fun stuff, mostly astrophysics and other dreary topics. Like I'd choose that over a discussion on headgear that supports augmented reality like Meta Space glasses. Or virtual reality (which is way less cool, but still fun). Heck I could talk about robotics all day. Google Boston Dynamics’ DARPA funded LS3, Atlas and Wildcat, Japanese HAL-5, HULC, Ekso Bionics, and XOS 2 for the best 1 hour of your life.

So yeah, any discussion outside this that doesn't include sex is a waste of interaction to me. Blame it on the testosterone

Hahahahahah u very funny, on a more serious note, how many youth out there still do that at their leisure time, my bro Facebook, twitter, baddo nairaland, whatsapp etc have taken over only few still have time for that.Bros with all these u mentioned u can still create thread about them and people will learn from it

sexymoma:
My brother take for instance if your laptop spoil.. nor be computer villa u go carry am go
abeg if i get relationship issh, u sabi anywhere wey i fit carry am go wey dem go help me repair am without looking down on me

the fact remains that this is a faceless forum.. most people come her to share their marriage issh, relationship issh
imagine someone coming to me that he has a small joystick, nor be say i go first laugh tire before i find solution
buh here is a faceless forum you say whatever u wish...
And moreover you can't expect a fashion designer to have a clue about what going on in science and technology section... wetin concern agbero with overload
buh here in romance section.. who nor sabi

I think u are not getting me right, I'm not saying those who want to visit romance should not do so, is just that romance section is over rated .

pet4ril:
you said its given more attention doesn't mean they don't visit other sections.
Everyone knows what is important to them and the right time to go for it

I'm talking about our modes, this what I'm saying u hardly see a post from business, science and technology,travel, investment, even education making front page but u will see several ones from romance celebrity making d front page.
Secondly there are nairalanders who hardly visit other sections, let take myself for example I only visit romance and religious section in past but when I discovered wealth of information locking in those aforementioned sections I know myself that I have missed a lot and unfortunately those thread will not make it to front page.

Elosky20:
true talk.

Yes ooo my guy

Strahovski1:
Everything here is about sex.

Yes oooo my brother if not for this post I have decided not visit romance again ooo, it can turn a born again christian to a chronic and unrepentant fornicator overnight.

Strahovski1:
Sex sells

I think u are saying the truth, sexual immoralities everywhere , even for someone like me who still want to wait till marriage. I discovered that visiting romance section is not good for me

Elosky20:
because we were born after a hot romance

Stay there when other are making millions u are talking of hot romance, for me oo ,I don't port to business section ooo.Do u know that when there is no money nothing like romance.

pet4ril:
Because NLs are more of youths still trying to grow up especially in love affairs

It shouldn't be we need to grow in every aspect of our life ,we need information that will propel us to do something great in d future, come to think of it there are some people in here who will not visit other sections if they know what they are really mising they wouldn't remain here.

I have really observed this on nairaland, the section like the science and technology travel and business are being paying less attention which is really bad. Come to think of it these sections are where u learn something more important and benefit your life rather than in romance sections where all u learn is kitty Katy and joystick.Take for instance there are some thread in science and technology created by this guy johnydon22 and some other great guys out there that never make it to font page just because is not in romance section. Why? Any explanation for this from our modes, supermodes and all great guys from nairaland will be highly appreciated.

Edgarated:
please i want to apply for NOUN admission, i really want o know if my online "NECO RESULT" print out will be accepted..thanks

It depends on d year u sat for d exam if it is more than 2years d original cert will be needed ooo, u can visit d counsellor in ur intended SC for more info.

thatsmartgirl:
Hello, Please I need someone's help here.
I was given Computer Science at Kaduna Center. I want to know the exact fee I will spend all through the Registeration.
If there is any Computer Science student, how do NOUN run the programme? I mean like some practicals.
Is the softcopy materials different from the Hard copy?

For now, this are my questions, Please someone should answer me here, not drop number to call or BBM Pin to Ping.

The payment is usually done every semester 42000 as ur compulsory fee then 2000 for per 2 unit(3unit is 2500) course u register and 1000 per course u register for exam then u pay 13k as compulsory fee in second semester. .Visit noun e-courseware to download your courses though few may be given to u @ur SC.For more information u can send me pm cos I'm also a computer science student.shalom.

Please I'm interested in starting this business, what are the resources I need to get on ground before I start .A quick response will be highly appreciated.I want to add this i reside in Akure I need info about egg distribution in ondo state

Mario1989:
Two legends

Yes, Our leaders need to embrace technology innovations, if we must catch up with the rest of their world in this jet age.

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Ornate1:
Hello my fellow nairalanders, have been a guest on this forum for a few years now. Over the years, have watched you guys save broken marriages, wavering relationships almost on the verge of collapse, and die-hard friendship being torn apart, with sound advices(a bith harsh, but always true) sometimes coupled with a little bit of sarcasm, which makes me laugh at times with tears rolling down my cheeks that I mostly end up holding my stomach so my tummy won't rip out from too much laughter.
I am a young lady in my mid-twenties, and am a virgin( based on biblical conviction and my own personal belief aside religion). Now this is my challenge, guys comes after me in droves but yet leave the same way as they come, simply because I refuse to put out. I know virginity is not the be all, but I just can't bring myself to sleep with someone who's not mine in all respect(in God's eyes and before the whole world at large). I know you all tired of virginity threads, but please I am so unhappy right now, am just confused as to why most men just leave without getting to know the real me. Why can't they have a healthy and trusting relationship with me void of sex? Help a sister ,advice anything. Because am so sad right now,and I am not in a relationship because of this ,some even hang around, hoping I would change my mind but leaves when they realise they won't be getting any.

Well, I can only advise u to stay calm and never change your mind the right man will come at the right time.I want to tell u there are millions of men out there that wouldn't want to sleep with u before marriage.Take for instance I was the one that told my fiancee that nothing will be between us before we tied d knot though the urge is high we have to take that decision and keep our body.
Another thing I want to advise on is that watch d kind of people u move out with and pray fervently soon the right man will locate you .