EternalTruth:
Hi guys I used to take dexacorten drugs to boost fats in my cheeks and make me gain weight cos my cheeks were sunken in and I was so thin..
Hopefully the drugs worked and I continued it for about 5 months...

Recently had a lover (fiance) and we tried making love on four different occasions and we couldn't cos my dicck doesn't stand erecct, if it stands erecct I'll penetrate her but it will soon shrink down while on the sex acts. The condoms I bought are useless cos condoms can't be worn on unerect dicck...
She's contemplating to end the relationship as she's afraid I'll not be able to impregnate her.
I'm beginning to think it's the effect of dexacorten cos I took it with doctor's prescription...
Any help guys
I'm worried

Bros it seems u have ruined your life .Dexacorten contains dexamethasone a corticosteroid which is indicated for allergic state, endocrine disease,dermatological disease etc, one major side effect it has is accumulation of fluid in d body and that's why most people who want to get fat use it not knowing they are killing themselves. This is can result in hypertension or even diabetes ,bros the drug is a steroid and it has seriously affected your hormones and other parts of your body. It better u stop it now if u don't want further damage being done to your body and see an urologist immediately.

gustalnov:
People need to take advantage of the many cashless policies banks have now. I don't understand why many still need cash and have to go to the bank. This country needs to grow up. Money is no more that paper you have in your hand. It's now those electronic figures on your phone.

Kenya has been using mobile money for years. We need to learn from them.

I think u are missing it, is the mobile money u will take to iya alata at the market to get what u need. For your information Nigerians have been using Mobile money, my sis just transferred some cash to someone on her phone today .Is just that technologically we are not there yet, so why would a sane person not load ATM during this festive period.

I speak into your life and release the anointing to conceive and give birth to your own baby within d next 9 months in the mighty name of Jesus. It is settled, certain and sealed in Jesus name. Pls invite me when to come and eat in ur naming ceremony.

barapistis:
what is your budget like,
what area interest you the most on the internet

bear in mind that this wont be easy

I'm thinking of blogging or any other area of internet business

barapistis:

were is your location

Akure

Fellow nairalanders pls I just want someone to put me through any legal online business someone can venture into because rightly I need another source of income badly. Thanks

If i must confess i have been following the thread from the beginning and is very interesting but what the OP posted here is far the truth, part of what he posted are from the ' lost book of enki ,the twelfth planet which are d work of Zachariah Sitchin. I was surprised to see nairalanders being captivated with this because i have read various versions of Annunaki stories even here on nairaland.

Ogbeni has ruined the state, the state should be merged with other states, I pity his successor because as it stands now, nothing like Osun state again, the state is only existing on paper.
If you are ready to quote me know what u want to say because am an indigene of Osun state

Until u see the result from south senatorial district anything can still happen

My prediction is this Chief Olusola Oke of Alliance for Democracy will win this election.

chriskosherbal:
I must confess I don't know yet.

Olusola Oke will win this election

Towncrier007:
Then there's nothing like pdp or apc anymore

U mean rigging is in their blood

Breaking news :Olusola Oke the AD candidate alleged that some card readers have been preloaded in some units in south senatorial district of ondo state

Towncrier007:
mass rigging is my prediction

How are u sure about this, the election may be difficult to rig.

‎PVC collection in #Ondo as at yesterday
1) #AkureSouth
Voters Registered: 262, 623 PVC collected: 181, 343 ‎ 2) #Ilaje ‎ ‎Voters Registered: 126, 112‎ PVC collected: 117, 817
3) #OndoWest ‎
‎Voters Registered: 155, 639 PVC collected: 111, 875
4) #Odigbo
‎Voters Registered: 117, 814 PVC collected: 93, 158
5) #Owo ‎ ‎Voters Registered: 119, 577 PVC collected: ‎83, 639
6) #Okitipupa ‎ Voters Registered: 99, 791‎ PVC collected: ‎79, 466
7) #AkokoSouth West ‎ Voters Registered: 93, 355‎ PVC collected: ‎77, 310
#EseOdo ‎ Voters Registered: 66, 980‎ PVC collected: ‎62, 641
9) #AkokoNorthEast
‎Voters Registered: 72, 915‎ PVC collected: ‎57, 676
10) #Idanre ‎ Voters Registered: 74, 910‎ PVC collected: ‎57, 305
11) #Ose ‎ Voters Registered: 63, 397‎ PVC collected: ‎53, 057
12) #AkokoNorthWest
Voters Registered: 65, 780‎ PVC collected: ‎51, 545
13) #Irele ‎ ‎Voters Registered: 60, 265 PVC collected: ‎51, 248
14) #Ifedore
Voters Registered: 71, 105‎ PVC collected: ‎49, 105
15) #IleOluji/#Okeigbo ‎ Voters Registered: 66, 082‎ PVC collected: ‎47, 466
16) #AkureNorth ‎ ‎Voters Registered: 65, 825 PVC collected: ‎47, 031
17) #OndoEast
Voters Registered: ‎45, 052 PVC collected: ‎32, 074
‎18) #AkokoSouthEast ‎ ‎Voters Registered: 31, 964 PVC collected: ‎26, 824.

Ondo gubernatorial pulls is today who do you think will win this election among the 3 most favorable contingent?

nwasinachi:
A judge that earns close to 4 million, if not more per month, i wonder what 27 million and exotic cars is to him?

I wonder how people reason like this sometimes, if he got the money legitimately do u think he would have hidden it in his bathroom !

enkienki:
It's obvious they are trying to communicate their manifesto to the witches and wizards who might have been asleep during daytime campaigns

Are u one of them?

ivandragon:
when some slow pokes try to blame GEJ for our present mess, i just laugh.

20 years ago, countries like Brazil, India, Saudi Arabia were ranked as nations with potentials for positive economic growth. Which means in the past 10 years before that rating they had developed at a phenomenal rate.

20 years ago, Nigeria was a pariah state ruled by cabals which included the present president & was at its lowest ebb of development.

Within 5 years of GEJ becoming president, Nigeria was almost rubbing shoulders with Brazil & co, countries that had a 20 year head start over Nigeria & are now emerging economies (realising their full potentials). which means in 5 years, GEJ took us from a nation with economic potentials to an emerging economy. something that took others about 30 plus years.

Within 16 months of PMB assuming office, Nigeria has totally dropped out of that group.

& yet some morons blame GEJ for our present state...

Bunch of nitwits...

Are u talking of GEJ that they embezzled billions from his watch, I beg pack well

QueenSuccubus:




Uummm... Or better take the Orijin bitters joor.

Your DP says it all. Pls where is the incubus?

oloyede252:
I am a 34 year old man. I have been with my wife for
nine years - married for the last five. When I married her,
she had very traditonal values. We had a lot in common -
both somewhat shy, both non drinkers and non smokers -
very respectful - spiritual rather than religious ,ethically
proper and commited to one another. We've always been
very honest with each other as well. Our physical
intimate life started off rather pedestrian - very
unadventurous but slowly grew as we did into something
wilder and special - however we remained monogamous.
One time my wife got very jealous when I told her I had
visited a strip club with friends and was very hurt by it. I
promised her I would not go to one again. This was
about three years ago.
My wife has since had some revelations and has
changed. Long story short - she suggested to me that we
consider an "open marriage". Apparently at work a fellow
she was attracted to hit on her and she was flattered, so
much so that it brought forth an idea she said she'd had
on her mind for about a year now ... the idea that society
puts too much emphasis on sex and that if we can have
our needs met by someone else other than our partner
that we should go ahead and do it. She said she would
have no problem with me being with other women if I felt
it was right.
I CANNOT sleep or eat. I am in agony. I love her so much
and respect what she has to say but this hit me like a ton
of bricks. I have no interest in being with anyone other
than my wife EVER. I told her I would consider it and try
and be a litle more evolved in my thinking but I don't
think i can. The thought of my wife being with another
man makes me ill.
My wife argues I am being possesive and territorial. She
is being great about this , by the way, she is simply
expressing her feelings and being honest with me - and
given the situaltion I couldn't ask for more. My wife is
prone to quite analytical and is a real thinker and we
have considered this is just a phase she's going through.
But what if it isn't?
I want her to be happy and I don't want to supress her in
any way. But I don't think I could deal with her being
with other guys.
Please help - thank you in advance.

Sir I'm not trying to make gest of u, but this must be d joke of the century!

Jobabori:

'A folorun sole' ( we use God to guide the goal - post) as we use to do in those days while playing ' after o-j-o '.

Wa gbayi jare paddy mi u still remember that time

Airforce1:
I'm a very young man with too many ambition.
I won't let the sweet taste of pussy ruin the chances of me becoming more successful than my daddy.

I called my baby this evening to know why she's been turning down my calls and her response shocked me.

In her words;
it's obvious I'm not important to you.

You don't give me attention... You prefer your deals over me and I'm not finding it funny.

Every time I need you, you're always not available and Hardly call me to know how I was faring.

I loved you but you loved money much more than you love me so I want to give you space till you have my time.

Hmm, any girl who got this mindset is not good for you.
So I decided to call it quit.

Sad but I got no choice.

This is gonna be my fourth breakups this year

Help me Lord to get it right next time.

Four breakups in a year, haaaa I speak in jenifas English if sth is not wrong with u then u are wrong with sth.

Enough of this bullshit, I have seen this topic countless time being recycled in Nairaland.

HardMirror:
Imagine if blood money was real, we could have used it to get out of economy recession. All we would have done is pay kidnappers to kidnap Ghanians or people from Benin, Niger or cameroon
With like 1000 people we shld be able to generate enough Dollars to finance 2016 budget.
Lol
But blood money aint real.

Only poor ignorant people waste their time with such fables. The rich are busy networking and investing in businesses. Some fools are busy looking for human private parts

Added*

In modern times this would be wrong on many levels but about 200 years ago, nations and kingdoms disregarded each others rights and this would have been a perfect way of generating wealth. So the big question is has any nation ever attempted this to becom richer than other countries? Afterall they invade each others lands in selfish wars.

Some people are not getting it. Why do kingdoms wage war on resources when they can instead use those killed in war to do blood money?

It means OYO kingdom or any other kingdom could become immensely rich through this means.


What I am pointing out is, these things are not real. They have no place in solving real life problems.


Why are countries armies not using african bullet proof (odechi and ayeta)



why are we wasting Billions on aviation when we could sell "OFE" the teleporting charm that people claim makes drivers disappear from their vehicle to their houses?

If Blood money was real no need for oil money again. Lol.

Bros there is no need of arguing if blood money is real or not, if u want to really know u can donate your head to the ritualist and see how things goes. Shikena

GoggleB:
Campaign well..

But it won't stop EYITAYO JEGEDE from winning the election..

Bros I beg pack well, as the thing stand in ondo state any candidate can win this forthcoming election.

Zaramdgreat:
Hello everyone, this is my first thread here...i need an insight on a very serious issue.....I met this guy where i work, he actually came to buy something but i think i fell inlove with him at first sight but never tried to make it obvious, he appeared to b a very nice person as the rest of my colleagues liked him too. He bought what he needed and left...i felt bad bcs i thought i might never see him again but luckily he came back this Friday again and my heart almost jumped out of my chest immediately i saw him..we greeted and i couldnt hlp bt ask for his whatsapp number which he gladly gave me an int'l number #Brazilian number# nd told me hw he had always wntd to ask for it bt ws scared of rejection bcs i appeared to b too serious with my work and nvr noticed hw he acted towards me. We laughed it off and i closed frm work that day by 3pm, been chattin wit hm b4 closin hour though nd he askd me to hang out with him the nxt day. I accptd bt later hangout with him same day bcs i was bored nd couldnt wait to see his face again. I realised he ws a traveller based in brazil as he told me evrything abt him with pictures in his phone...he evn told me abt his white gf whom he did contract marriage with nd all that. To cut the long story short, we started kissing at d bar, frm there to his hotel room. Had sex and i stayed with him till nxt day when he chkd out back to brazil....He assured me that he liked me alot that i shouldn't worry about anything...bt right nw i am so worried bcs i might nvr see him again even though we chat on phone and please guys, do u think he would take me seriously as i had sex with him on first date#mind u, he initiated and begged for d sex o# i know i am not a wayward girl but shits happens! No insults pls o, just tell me what u think would be the outcome of us!!

You had sex with a man u barely know. if u are not a wayward girl what do we call u, a holy one!

Huston1:

She doesnt cook food everyday. When she knows she isngoing to make a meal that wont take much of her time, then she will not start early at all. Even when i remind her that it is getting late, she will tell me something like "Is it not just to make eba" but when she eventually gets into the kitchen she starts doing other things. Maybe that is when she will realise the kids will not eat eba and start frying plantain for them, or she will tell me she checked the soup and found there is no "Kpomo" or fish again because I dont like beef. Then she will start making jollof rice or something. She actually does a lot of things to make me happy. The timing is what I am not comfortable with. I have told her many a time she doesnt have respect for time. Anytime we have to get ready together and go out, I will tell her to start getting ready 2hrs before the time. She doesnt even make up. But we will still get to the place late. I go angry to church every sunday because even if she wakes up by 6am for a service of 9:30am, we still get to church late. I dont know what to do anymore. Whenever i talk to her, she makes adjustment for only few days and she is back to her old self. In the area of food, I feel I will make her feel bad if I start eating out but I dont know how to remedy this I am in. I will not forget to mention that she is a very nice wife and mother and very respectful. My family and friends like her. But this shortcoming of not respecting time is what I dont like. And you should all know that a woman who doesnt have respect for time is very untidy. And of course she is. I actually knew all these before I married her but I thought I can work on her and change these about her. Is this a cross I have to bear for the rest of my life because she doesnt compliment me the area of tideness and being timely. She scores Zero in being clean and timely. I employed someone who comes to clean my house everyday and wash too. I will not fail to mention that I still love her and she loves me with her life. She is very LOYAL, Caring, pretty, kindhearted and receptive. Family and friends enjoy her company. If she is not around, they misses her. I wish she can make little adjustment in these two areas of respecting time and being clean. There is nothing to write home about her in these two areas. I am always angry.

With all what u said here , you marry a good wife, all u need to do is to work on her.Take for instance about the cooking since u don't come home late , u can assist her in d kitchen sometimes, if u are a good cook that is a bonus, u can show her how thing is being done, with that u will get over it.
Let me share the experience of a man with similar experience, i use to go to church early but no matter how fast I am I will always meet him and d family in d church despite that they were living very far,the man told me that since the time he married his wife she that she is somehow slow in doing things and they usually late to the church, he said since then , has been assisting his wife and on Sunday they don't cook anything they just get bread and tea prepare on Sunday morning before going to church and since then ,they have been coming early to church. So my brother don't let me bore u with words, work with her I'm sure with time she will get better. cheers

Hiploko:
Without Utomi,Ngozi,Sanusi and Soludo It is just another waste of time and resources. What does 'Osinbade' a lawyer know about national economic management? It hurts the most when Udoma talk about 2017 budget when 0.5% of the so called 8 trillion zero based budget of 2016 has not been implemented. Who e epp?

Guy u fall my hands, so out of about 170 millions Nigerians only 4 people u mentioned have the solution to Nigeria economic problem u must be joking

Politicalidiot:
To be honest, there is nothing wrong with this!

First of all, what is Fashion? The dictionary defines "Fashion" as "A current (constantly changing) trend, favored for frivolous rather than practical, logical, or intellectual reasons."

So, fashion doesn't have to make sense to you. It only has to make sense to the person wearing it. How do I know all these? It was when I started running the Fashion style app - www.needleplus.com that's when I realized anything could be fashion. As long as it covers some na.ked.ness.

U mean a sane person will put this on in the name of fashion , I think u are of those people OP is referring to.