₦airaland Forum

Generalwoodz:
I've been good. Thank you.
How's it going your way?

Going well bro.
many thanks

slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Rest in peace to the queen

How wish person fit hijack this plane now.


O boy nor be small money....begin negotiate with uk

Start with 700 billion pounds

Make I drag this last tie of weed make I sleep...I dey miss bros Osama

That one mean say na Hell you go go hide the victim (late Queen's Corpse) because no where for u to hide for this world wey dem no go track and hunt you down

Generalwoodz:
Your life story be looking like a title straight out of xvideo. You know just the right thing to do. You know and don't need a soothsayer to voice out that having sexual intercourse with your MIL is all shades of wrong...

What if you smash her?
What if you hit that pussy that served as a conduit to your wife's entrance here on Earth? What if you lick and suck the fallen boobs that feed and sustained the baby whom is now your wife?
What if you kiss that same mouth that cried, yelled and shouted in the labour room the night your wife was born?

Well, if you decide to go down the parchy paths of wrongs, you need to understand that pains, barrage of regrets and unsettling thoughts would be your new forte. You're now waist deep in a vortex of whirlwind at the detriment of your matrimony.

There's nothing hidden under the sun. Now, no matter how top a secret you want to keep it rest assured that one-day, your dirty-clothings would be outside for ugly eyes of the world to see.

Bruh-man, minutes after you cum that film of lust circling you would vanishe and at that point your destiny is sealed.

Sex is one of the most sweetest thing here on Earth. However, some pussy no matter what happens must not be bleeped.

Save yourself. You still have your whole life ahead of you. Do everything possible and make sure your dick Don't make decisions.

Xoxo

Generalwoodz is at it again (playing with words).
How are you keeping?
Hope you are good bro.
Regards

Axis313:
Lol.
Even ma niggar is speechless.

Really speechless with mouth agaped

Afoonja:
Wow

Imagine if it was your dlck

The corrosion might have been more devastating.

Stay away from girls!!

Be gay!!

Man trying to justify his action/habit whether it be good or bad.
Indeed, Man is the highest echelon of intelligence with respect to animals GOD created!

I hail o!!!

Prospertochu:
Is 4 or 5 years too late to start school? I am asking because my triplets will be 3 years next month I have no plan for all three to start school yet because I am not financially stable i can only afford for one which will not be fair on the other two. I will keep them at home until they are 4 or 5 years. I hope it will not affected them when they start school at 4 or 5 years also what is the best way to teach them at home any books reccomandation and prices please??

Oga double hustle money make them start this new session. Just as fingers are not equal we equally have schools in that category. My advise is for you to fit them into the school in line with your pocket and follow up the rest at home to close loop holes you observed on schools. Don't deprive them all in the name of your pocket. God will help you.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

You are not a real niggar at all

See your facial expressions and body posture

He show say fear want finish you just for common anaconda way nor dey quick attack person

But this snake be like python na...abi na the weed way I dey smoke dey confuse me

Na python my Edo brother as other wise claimed

Owopariola001:
I mean instead of blaming UK's Queen for the war that was fought between Nigerians, why not blame the US which benefited most from the Trans-Atlantic slave trade? Or her historical knowledge is not up to that?

Is the Slave trade not crueler than the war that was fought between two groups?

In war, the loser will definitely have more deaths or casualties than the winner.

Okay bro

internationalman:
The Lord is my strength, grandson!

Indeed this is a statement of absurdity!

Owopariola001:
The Idiot has forgotten her Igbo people that were transported for slavery from their homes to the US where she is now.

She should be fighting the[b] US[/b] by staying in her village and typing all her gibberish in her language using an application software done by Igbo to post online while using an Igbo-made phone.

Yeye. The ndi-dot woman was just looking for attention. We know her type.

But it is not the bolded na?

internationalman:
See them from page 1 to 3 no one had the courage or decency to drop their year of birth even in a faceless forum.. That's why we all have a tendency of lying about our age in this country. The same people blame Tinubu for age falsification.

I'm always not shy about dropping my real age as it won't reduce or improve me in any way.

March 22, 1930.

Solo fresh why did you not tell me mine

O bros! you fit still type with keyboard for that age? I hail o!!!

Passionate888:
Exactly! That's why when people were saying he should move other projects outside PH for development to happen ( Law school) I just laugh.

It is a good strategy to also bief up security on the non- capital areas...outside PH. For me this is highly commendable...paving way for socio-economic development which is key to industrial revolution

vicfajeze:
River state is Rich

You are really a smart and logical thinking human being

Jazzman01:
Using the resistivity equation, we can see that the longer the length, the higher the resistance and this will lead to I²R losses. But this is usually countered by increasing the cross-sectional area of the wire. This is done by increasing the number of strands of wire or increasing the thickness of the wire.

Theoretically, length has an effect but when we want to design it for practical purpose, we counter that effect by increasing the thickness of the wire or using multiple strands. So when next you are purchasing a charging cable, you don't have to worry about the length affecting the charging speed because it has been taken care of.

Your dad did not waste the tuition fee he paid for you
Well done

Massiveglory:
Probably they want to get the tompolo kind of contract.

Exactly!!!

OMOJOHN001:
Man have been writing gibberish since 1423BC

And man have been reading Gibberish since 1423BC



Gosh, Hush, haa, ayiiee, harder, harder, hun,gently, slowly, faster faster. I am getting to hate politician the more.

What do you expect from a man piloting the affair of BUSH radio?
No sentiment about it Tinubu has tried but let him give way for fresh blood. Expected of him is role of an Elder states man not an aspirant at this stage of his life.
Nigeria will be great again but certainly not him.

Generalwoodz:
Where I live has christians and considerable numbers of Muslims.

One time a mad pig from the Christian side dug out a freshly buried corpse and pleasurably had a hearty meal and left skeleton as leftovers.

The Muslim community were shocked to her ancient foundations and utterly discombobulated. One could see them going hysterical and hurling expletives and swore to viciously retaliate... How they wanted to pull that off, yours sincerely don't know.

They struck the drum of war, fanned the embers of trouble and drew their swords for blood.

...

At the end nothing happened. Call it 'initial gra gra" and you're right.

They knew they'd be crushed into bits if they attacked the Christians on such flimsy ground.

The Christians owns the community.

Since then they learned to bury their deceased more deeper. The fear of pigs is the beginning of wisdom.

I like the way you play with words/vocabs.
Nice one

FalseProphet1:
I see so many things but I won't reveal them cos a fellow prophet is involved. As a prophet I have to protect one of my own.

This I have seen.

This cracks my ribs
You are the best bro!

mangood74:
PACKAGING 101
E NO GO STILL WORK

Upon all the packaging, baba still hold waste because baba no well. Truth be told he has paid his due. He should have bowed out when the ovation was loud. He is now an object of ridicule. Even pry 1 pupil knows the slogan Emilokan Emilokan baba wey no well e dey shout....

Here this @ccjoe, sit your supposed bestie down for you guys to reach a way forward conclusion. In all these abortion should never be an option. Start thinking of back up financial plan. This new stage of keeping the baby comes with huge financial responsibility. God will see you through

TOPCRUISE:
A clash of the Titans. It will be very interesting.
The race is not for the swift neither the battle for the strong does not apply here.
If you are not swift and strong you can't get to this final

Bros it does still apply o! If you are in doubt you can ask Usain Bolt on his last race

Abiodunspectre:
https://www.who.int/teams/global-malaria-programme/reports/world-malaria-report-2021

Good write up Op, but You spoilt the whole write up with advert on P-Alaxin. I guess you were paid to do that

Femiwilli:
If its collated manually, it can be manipulated.
Thats the aim of manual collation, to manipulate the elections.

Stalin did tell us, the most important people are the vote counters not the voters
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwA0JdhX4AAErPX.jpg

That Stalin statement has been overtaken by event, times, seasons and development. You can see that one of the indicators on your attached (photograph) showed ancient time. So people (electorate) have a say worldwide if the necessary arsenal is in place.

Explorers:
This Mauser 1910 pistol was also onboard U-boat 534 when it was sunk by an RAF Liberator bomber off the coast of the Danish Island of Anholt at the end of the Second World War on May 5, 1945.

Good to hear from you Explorers. How is our baby girl doing?
God bless you!

Racoon:
It is not all gaffes or absurdities that worth defending. Keyamo knows this but sentiments will always becloud his sense of sound judgement. You can never defend APC without looking, sounding or acting stupid.

Did I saw that Keyamo foot mat there reads that "the Keyamos will serve the Lord"? Which God is Keyamo serving? Oh the sick senile and cognitively impaired god of bullion vans.

We still have brains in Nairaland!!!!

phelonrays:
Congratulations

I, on-behalf of our revered Rev. Rigteousnes2 and Falsprophet1 stand on this altar of devinity declares that whatsoever power (on Nairaland and the great beyond) that may arise to dissolve this matrimonious union of yours -either now or years to come- be dismantle and strike with ancient madness


And the church say ...

Amen!!!

Mercury12:
So your wife and her husband travel in same period? If you know Nigerian women well you will accept that there are some compliments they won't want even their closest friend to make about their spouse

This your lie Mohammed food no don well. It need more spices to make the story believable

...still a learner!
Lai Mohammed started like this though

loosecanon50:
Chai


Amen

Oboy you are killing me with this your vawulence meme!!!
Kudos