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Abeg where dem get the fufu from. Me too dey find am oo. But I no go pound I go buy pounded one and warm it.

Just go straight and tell the girl to stop disturbing u that u are no longer in same level. Or better still, that u are engaged. Period

Bro I think u made a right choice to tell her ur real u. On the other hand, she returning ur ring is not really the best to me. Would she rather prefer a marriage that was built on
Lies? The best thing for her (if she really loved u) would AV been to tell u how bad your past was and that u should quit the job and start a new life with her. The action she took now would come when u refuse to quit the job and go by her advice.

Meanwhile the did has been done and there's no going back. So I will suggest that,u forget about her and start making plans on how to leave the country for now. As this might tarnish ur image if she finally does what I believe she must do. U have to leave for at least 2-3yrs if u value ur image so much.

God himself doesn't forgive if not, why do we still suffer the sins of eve after countless centuries. If you have been to labour room, you will surely understand what am saying. He even purnish you for another person's offence. Am I right or wrong.

The woman still has conscience and didn't dump the baby in the bush like other. That's because she want the baby to live and she might be watching closely.

I smell lies. That guy is not a Nigerian. Even the way he pronounced Chijoke tells it all.

This is simple. U can date her or do anything with her. She may be beautiful but she is not sexually attracted to u.

This is the best thread of the yr but I think we would enjoy it more if we continue with, the funny things we did when we were kids and the worst purnishment we received. I will start with mine.

I love to lick sand as a kid, especially sand that is touched with water (The smell attracts me so much then). I would remove the upper layer and start to lick the inside ones. Other kids used to tell my mother that I lick sand but she didn't say anything. One day, she cought me licking sand and ignored me, so I thought she won't do anything to me. Later in the evening when this woman finished cooking rice, she poured sand on my own food and asked me to finish it. Haaaa! That was the last day I tasted sand.

I used to stay with neighbour's little girl a lot that we do everything together. We sleep,eat,bath,go out together. But when I became pregnant, she was bathing with me and was not looking happy at all. I asked her what happened and she said. Y is ur belle big? I told her it's because I want to get u a friend. She then said hmmm ur belle is big but my own is small I don't want my belle to bigoo

My nice was sitting on her daddy's laps, she held her daddy's dick and said; see my daddy's tale mummy where is ur own tale? Who cud bear the laugh that followed the question

Virginity is a precious gift a woman gives to her 1st lover (if not being raped). No sain woman messes up with that fact. She can gamble around with different guys but no one tampers with that side until she finds the real person that she has deep feeling for. ( I mean extraordinary feelings) that this man is her ideal man, then she releases it at her own free will and with so much love attached.
If ur woman gives her virginity freely to another man "she is not yours".
Remember, she will never forget that "day" and that person is always ringing in her mind.
But if she had done it before she met u, u won't have problem with that because she might fall in love again. In this ur case..... She is not for u.

The fault is from the woman. She didn't train her children well. If not, a 12yrs old girl is expecting her menses in a year or two and so, she is suppose to take care of herself and her siblings. At 12, a woman should be able to do most house work and even cook some food. Bath herself and her siblings. That wife has not giving her kids proper upbringing. A 12yrs old child is suppose to be in JS 1 so who will bath her in school?
In the case of fingering, I don't believe it because someone that can't bath herself is not supposed to know what fingering is. When u are bathing a female child, it is expected that u wash the under very well if not, the bath become null. So I think the man is only trying to wash that place not fingering as they termed it.

Reason very well before blaming anyone. The woman is still to be blamed for not giving her children home training.

This is not a new story. It's even becoming a tradition, so I suggest that every parent should protect there minors as much as possible. If it means locking them inside till u return, no wahala to that. Just do ur job as a parent and protect ur kids

Funny story. U don't want to have sex with a man and u went sleeping in his house, probably opening ur legs y asleep. Yet u claim rape. U too much shall. U want to enjoy it with ur husband but u never mentioned being a virgin or seeing blood stains on ur body. U suppose join nollywood shall.
Better leave the couple alone to enjoy their lives.

Op u mean that some girls prefer bitter cola to sugar and some will prefer sand to garri?

How to be the best daughter in law to African mother:
1) the first day u visit ur mother in law she authomatically becomes ur mom. Never call her anything but mummy.
2) try to dress descently whenever u are visiting ur mother in law, as no mother would like to think that her son's property is being exposed to the public.
3) keep those ur expensive things back home when u are going to see ur mother Inlaw, else she thinks u are mis-spending her son's money
4) always call ur mother in law on phone and send her recharge cards sometimes, even if she has the money, she would value ur gifts more than her son's. Note that xmas gifts is very important no matter how little.
5) learn to ask of her opinion in most of ur decisions. It makes her feel valued, even when u don't end up using it.
6) don't let ur mom visit u more often than ur mother in law. (Ur mom will always understand u but ur mother in law may not)
7) do not involve in much argument with Ur mother in law. If African mother in law says that the sky is red, smile and node your head but don't tell her it's not true. It means u are showing that u know better than her and they don't tolerate that at all.
Try these and see the miracle in them. ( good luck )

Op do u welloo. But u forgot to let them remember to come with their chargeable lantern and touch as well as power bank. Also inform them that candle is not advisable at all.

We came back from airport for excultion. The bell for morning assembly was ranged but we ignored it and were busy narrating our experience to other student. Only few students attended assembly while mr Akabuogu came in and saw busy gister in the class, he flogged the hell out of our hands that I did use my right hand for 2 days. Hahahahaaaaaaaaa

Every Yoruba woman has a bucket that she used to pee inside her room even when she lives in a flat. All of them na culture to imitate. Very disgusting

I don't see any special thing in Yoruba culture that is making u so so proud. Is it to lie down and greet someone that u render abuses at his back? Or to back a one day old baby, suffering an innocent baby that just visited in the name of culture? Or to support evil when u know the right thing just because the victim is ur tribe? Or to hate ur Neighbour only for the fact that he excels more than u? If there is any tribe I hate most in this world, it should be Yorubas. Ones u are not from there or speak their language, u authomatically becomes an outcast to them.
There is nothing worts imitating in their culture, so stop brabbing I beg of u.

Am getting so scared of opening nairaland. So many tragic things happening around us everynow and then. 80yrs raped 3months, a set b on fire, c pored hot oil on d, e cut the head of f, g killed and removed the parts of h, power bank electrocuted I, high tension wire fell on the head of j, Neighbour allowed 7 fellow human to die because of (good morning) and so many scary stories that comes up every min. No one is saved whether u hide in ur house or u run to ur friend or u decide to walk along the street. Am so scared of being a 'Nigerian'. Let God remember us like he did to Israelites. Amen!

@SimartNG,Yugoos, 69missedcalls
If the world wan end truly, wetin our politicians dem dangote and the rich men go con do na. As for me, make the world end yesterday self na im betteroo. Me I don tire tee tee

When we even import pepper in the name of Cameroon pepper. The man talk wetin he see

Ifeanacho haaaaaaaHaaa

I suggest he visits another hospital to be sure. Then give her the 2 results when he comes back and watch her response. If his claim is true by her action, let her know how disappointed he is. She needs to know that he is aware of what she is doing, so that he can put a stop to it because it might still happen again if he doesn't do something. But he still need to forgive her when she realized her mistake and ask him to, she might have done it for his sake though in a wrong way and the kids must not know about it.

Everyone has one marital borden or the other. Good luck and enjoy ur marriage.

Many girls actually prefer married men so they won't care about ur fronting or whatever tricks u apply. One of my friends once told me that she can't date a single man. And when I asked y she said that married men care better and that every married man cheats, so that when she getting married, she won't be worried if her husband is cheating because she did it to some peoples' husbands.

The best thing is to silence him. Start keeping to urself for like 1 month and face ur children. That means u only talk about important things but don't miss any of ur duties as wife. Greet him, wash his cloths, cook food and do everything u do as a wife but don't let his way of life border u again.
He would be worried about ur change of attitude and would want to know y one day; ( if he still loves u). He would start looking for ur playful and smiling face, U can then use the opportunity to discuss ur family matters and where u actually went wrong.
Take it or leave it, 80% of men cheat and the earlier u learn to face ur God giving children, the better for u. As for sex, insist on condon or abstain.

That's naija mentality for u. Outside there, u don't know whom ur Neighbour is or hardly tell how many kids he has. Bro u must really have enough time to Liston to what people are saying because they say whatever they like, even when u are trying to please them.
Learn to stick to what u want and avoid what they say. ( they must say) whether u like it or not.

Chai u just reminded me of those days.I had lots of the baby. That was my mom's favorite gifts to me.

Parents/child's love is natural and can't be changed. It is agape in nature. Though they believe that they love one than the other sometimes but it's not through. Take for instance when any of them is sick, they don't have peace until the child gets better.

In my family we used to believe that my mother doesn't love my elder sister, but one day she traveled and didn't return the day she was suppose to, phone wasn't too common as at then; hmmmm she nearly died before my sister came back the next evening.
We were all making fun of her. And this repeated in one way or the other to all of us and I realised that she loves everybody dearly. (She might not express it equally but the we are all dear to her).

Rubbish!!!!

But u can use the same mouth u use to pray for food and water. U are not serious at all but wait until smart girls take away ur pride

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