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deedee44:
Not if you want to soak garri with it lol. I've carried many stars, one saved my number and started using me offline, though he wasn't paying well I still managed it like that until one day that he talked rudely to me. I didn't say a word but I knew that was the last day I would carry him. Maybe he felt he was doing me a favor by being my rider but to me it was the other way round.He has called several times I keep ignoring his call. Star calling me and me doing yanga, I don blow

O0XYGEN:
You’re dumb and illiterate.

You be chief mumu.

Do you know what it entails in generating electricity?

Can gas alone generate the electricity as you foolishly claim?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Do you know what goes into the generation of electricity?

Go and educate yourself and stop being a fool.

The useless country in the world is nigeria and we all know that .

Ghana is like America to you fools that’s why you fools are all over Ghana like rats .

A useless poverty infested zoo full of over 180m mumus.

You can’t even generate common electricity for yourselves yet you claim to be an oil producing country.

Such a fool like you should even dream of comparing that useless foolish country to Ghana .
It’s not even logic.

Ghana is forever be better than that poverty infested zoo called nigeri.

And regarding the GDP.

Hahahahahah

You are really dumb and block headed.

What’s the GPD per capita of both nations?

Is Ghana not far better and richer when it comes to GDP per capita?
So what are you saying?

Go back to school and stop disgracing yourselves and that useless poverty infested zoo of yours.

Go and check HDI and see where that zoo is ranked.

In fact Ghana is ranked ahead of nigeria in everything.




And he’s foolishly comparing that useless currency called nigeria to cedis.

I can buy the whole of nigeria when 20000 cedis hahahahaha


Ghana is the fastest growing economy in the world with the second strongest currency in Africa.

Stop comparing the poverty capital to Ghana because it’s not logic.

If you stop buying your gas , you mumugerians will starve to dearth because already you’re the poverty capital of the world.


Hahahahaha such a useless country full of animals.

Ghana is like America to nigerians .

It’s the dream of every nigerian to travel to Ghana.

O0XYGEN:
Just imagine the trash you’ve managed to spew from your hollow head.

If gas is equivalent to electricity why then are you fools not having electricity?

Hahahahaha

Use your head!!!!

We produce gas in Ghana.
We buy gas from Equatorial Guinea and buy small amount from that zoo of yours.

Generate electricity for yourselves if you think gas is equivalent to electricity.MUMU.

And with the currency.....hahahahaha hahahahaha
Are you this foolish?

How can you compare the most useless currency on earth (naira) to Ghana cedis?

Are you this foolish?

Ghana will always be better than nigeria.

Why do you think nigerians are running to Ghana like refugees?

Hahahahaha


Ghana is like America to nigerians.

A Ghanaian dog will even reject a free flight to nigeria.

nigeria is the most useless country on earth and that’s a fact.
nigeria is just not the most useless country on earth but the world POVERTY CAPITAL of the world.

How can you compare such a useless poverty infested zoo like nigeria to Ghana?

Hahahahahahahahaha

O0XYGEN:
So you’re still not ashamed of your ignorance and dumbness?

Ghana gets 70% if it’s electricity from Akosombob hydro dam (water)

Gas alone doesn’t generate electricity you dumb head illiterate.

Ghana is a gas producing country.

nigeria doesn’t have electricity yet you foolishly claim you give other countries electricity.
Are you not dumb and stupid?

If gas is equivalent to electricity why then are you fools not having electricity?

Hahahahahahahahaha

Dumb mumu illiterate.

Ghana is even doing you guys a favour by buying your gas .

O0XYGEN:
You see how dumb you look?

So now gas is equivalent to electricity?

What is the correlation between gas and electricity?

Is gas the same as electricity?

Dumb nigerian.

Go and cure your ignorance and stop disgracing yourselves.

If gas is equivalent to electricity why is nigeria not having electricity then?

Dumb illiterate.

Go and educate yourself .

If Ghana decide to stop buying gas from nigeria who loses?

Ghana is doing nigeria a favour rather.

Ghana can stop buying gas from nigeria and buy from Equatorial Guinea and nigeria will be the looser.
Ghana is even having its own gas now.

Gas has nothing to do with electricity ok.

You are very dumb

O0XYGEN:
You see how dumb you look?

So now gas is equivalent to electricity?

What is the correlation between gas and electricity?

Is gas the same as electricity?

Dumb nigerian.

Go and cure your ignorance and stop disgracing yourselves.

If gas is equivalent to electricity why is nigeria not having electricity then?

Dumb illiterate.

Go and educate yourself .

If Ghana decide to stop buying gas from nigeria who loses?

Ghana is doing nigeria a favour rather.

Ghana can stop buying gas from nigeria and buy from Equatorial Guinea and nigeria will be the looser.
Ghana is even having its own gas now.

Gas has nothing to do with electricity ok.

You are very dumb

O0XYGEN:
So you couldn’t just answer that simple question?
Are you the one making such baseless claim or google?
Why don’t you prove what you’re saying?

You sound dumb and ignorant.

You are a fool to believe whoever told you nigeria once gave Ghana electricity.

Ghana is far better than nigeria so shut up there.
Go and cure your ignorance and stop bn a fool

O0XYGEN:
So you couldn’t just answer that simple question?
Are you the one making such baseless claim or google?
Why don’t you prove what you’re saying?

You sound dumb and ignorant.

You are a fool to believe whoever told you nigeria once gave Ghana electricity.

Ghana is far better than nigeria so shut up there.
Go and cure your ignorance and stop bn a fool

O0XYGEN:
Let’s assume you know.
Can you please tell us?
When did nigeria ever gave Ghana electricity?
I’m waiting

O0XYGEN:
Ghana? Lol
When was that?
Are you high on weeds or what?

Some of you are just dumb

Gentlelife50:
My brother please don't beat up yourself too much, it's always like that when u just start.
But if u accept request to places u are not to familiar with kindly beg them to assist you with directions.
Don't be shy openly tell the person u don't know the route though sometimes they will tell u to use your map tell them your map have been misbehaving since morning.
So that they will be solely responsible for the direction if they direct you enter gutter na their business. Lolzz

But sometimes your rating go dey shaky because body too dey pepper some riders.

I had one experience when I started, I got this early morning airport request at Simeon akiolu, Oniru estate.

ifyeez:
The only way you will see them smiling after the trip, is when you end trip and dey see 1000 after 2hrs on a trip, you will now hear, this una app good oh, don't worry I will request you next time.

uchemac2:
If you are an uber driver, you are not supposed to pay a dime,your work is done trough phone..

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pooozeee:
[b]The request came in around 11:45am today, I accepted it and drove off to the pickup location upon my arrival, my rider to pickup was completely naked as in no bra, no panties and no cloths on her, 2 other women in her company said pls allow her in ur vehicle and let's drive to area G police station, it was a dangerous case, I rejected and said no way I can never drive in such condition then the two women in the naked woman's company brought out their ID and said police dectective, your are obliged to obey and drive off to the police station as we av a very serious criminal case to handle, you are however mandated to obey our command as your service is urgently required by the Nigerian law
I said thank God I am not in trouble today they all came in and I drove off, while on the trip I informed all my riders that by uber law, no one should be allowed into my vehicle in such condition most especially when I feel unsafe to drive my rider to their destination
They all kept quiet no comment, after I ended the trip, the pay was 900 NAIRA, the detective just gave me 1,500 and said you are free to leave now, upon reaching the station gate, I heard a very loud gunshot gbosha gbosha gbosha 3ice, I looked back and I saw the woman arrested already dead on the floor...
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medd422:
That’s the difference between ikoyi and idimu riders

ifyeez:
These remind me, of one request I got sometime last year, got to pick up location, called the lady that I have arrived, she came out after 15min of my arrival, by then I had already put off my engine and AC, she got in, I wanted to start the car and start the trip, she said my friend is coming too, so I did not start the car again, she started complaining that I should put on the AC as the car is so hot, I told her that means am starting the trip, she said no don't start the trip, just put on the AC first so when her friend comes out, I will start trip, I refused, she was just murmuring Nawao this kind of driver self, she could not talk to me, I knew 1 star awaited me after the trip, waited like extra 5min, I told her am cancelling as I can't continue waiting for her friend, she said oya start the trip, I looked at her and am not going infact request another ride,
coz I have cancelled, you can't come and spoil my rating

Oluwabengz:
Got a request on Uber, pick up point was Osborne II, got to the location, packed under a shade and turned the engine off. After like 6mins, the woman came out, got into my car and asked me to wait that someone is bringing something for her inside the house, and I said OK. She asked me to start the car and put on the AC while we wait and I told her that means I'm gonna start the trip while we wait and to my biggest surprise, she said and I quote; "isn't the trip already started? The trip should have started immediately you accepted the request" and I said it doesn't work that way. after every, the woman tip me 1k

kanuisagoat:
What is it with you guys and condescending attitude towards your riders, these riders are the ones paying your bills ffs. Doesn't matter if he is paying you N500, they are your customers and deserve every respect even if you feel they are underserving of it.

To think these are the same guys who will enter the bank and rain insults on tellers and customer service officers when they have issues with their almost empty account. We don't see tellers ranting, they simply apologise and pacify them.

If you know you have issues with your self esteem, please quit ehailing. You're a graduate doing ehailing, so what?

See them claiming for a raise in fare, so you want me to pay premium fare while you use your dirty, bland and ugly corolla to come pick me? You guys are just jokers.

ifyeez:
Live what.?. RAM and COW inside uber, and you must put on AC for them

Joseph4dlord08:
My own experience was a particular day at lekki chicken republic to be precise after the place restaurant. A rider requested and on getting to the pick up location believe me that this person wanted to put frozen chickens as in frozen chicken dripping the melted water on the floor. I told him I can't he asked why I said it gonna give my car offensive smell and I can't allow that he replied and said that's how other drivers do pick him saying I'm the first person to reject his request.

At this point it came back to my memory where riders in my car while discussing tells me that cars on uber and taxify now have bad odour and smell as well as mosquitoes bitting them in a car.

Each riders always comment on the neatness of my car.

Another incident was a request on the mainland around Mangoro when the rider had a live ram as in live cow requesting me to open the trunk for him to put a life ram and cow in my car.

Believe me people now abuse using uber and taxify all because everybody I mean majority can now afford to request because of the little amount at the end if the trip.

Na wa o ooo.

Gentlelife50:
Lolzz, don't mind them. One day I got an Uber request at one event center at VI. I drove straight to the place and saw some guys bringing out cooking utensils, big coolers, unwashed plates dripping oil that were used during the event. I called the person that requested she said her boys are there and that she's packing some things inside I just laughed. I didn't tell her I can't carry her stuffs because she will tell me to cancel immediately and I won't shop the cancellation fee. I patiently waited for five minutes to elapse boom I started madam these load is too much for an Uber car naa, she said then why are u still waiting cancel it. See this woman na so I just enter my car and cancelled immediately.
My problem is they won't even appreciate after all, they think as a driver u are supposed to carry anything load.
Some guys rated me 1star because they took me through a rough road only for them to command me Oga open Boot, I came down telling them I want to see what they are loading inside my boot. And it was that iron they used to roast suya they managed to squeeze it inside my boot and the Boot was left open I begged them to add something they said it's a card trip and they have no cash.

It's so painfully painful that they rated me low because of what happened.
Since then no more nonsense load or we negotiate

medd422:
Some people will carry cooler of rice, beans and soup plus other items on top 600 naira fare, still go lounge for owners corner. Even keke marwa will charge higher. Abeg free the driver.
When I see people like that, I tell them I’m sorry I won’t be able to carry the load. Most of them always beg for offline and pay a better fare.
Ur 600 naira will not fix my absorbers

Epphy:
Since he lied/defrauded you, if you like, you can report to Uber. However, you can be kind enough to forgive him as a bigger person & see the 1k as a tip.

Yababoy:
Its in Lagos....Price is 1.9m

osars:
I was charged extra for load and it didn't reflect on the receipt?

nitigriti:
Haaaa, copyright law dey ooo.
Make I call my lawyer

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nitigriti:
They are still here with us, if you know you know.
But seriously, you need to understand that business advice is given here in anectodal manner, but it's advice that should be taken seriously.
Note that conversing anectodally is the culture, not just on this thread, but on Nairaland generally; and of course, in the Nigerian society.

No offence meant, please.