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I dey laugh !!!!!!!!!!

I dey laugh. But meanwhile, since there is no bullet in the armed Robber's gun, I go still rush him collect back the money wey him don rob from me

I so much like this man Chidi Mokeme

Abacha Abacha.

For those complaining, the op said ''In no particular order''. so, it doesn't matter which city comes first in the list.

I laugh in Chinese. kwa kwa kwa kwa!!!!!

Rest in peace man

I'm just smiling

But their backyard dey kill o

this exam no be small thing o

makes serious sense

I think you are Right

I just finished my third round Now. I'll continue later after dinner.

see this one oh. Babes dey pay my TP every now and then. So tey me I come take am say na normal thing.

Me too. I'm a virgin.

Nollywood no dey carry last. I lafffff.

I pray o!!!

So op what you are saying is that even born again Christians/Muslims patronise "Aswawos" I don't blame you.

This people are very funny. Me typing in 12 digits just to get NGN10 worth of airtime. useless indeed

ℓ๏v€ ɨ$ βℓɨɲd.

if u do it on Sunday morning, it will cost only 100k

I will go and sleep in the church.

Okorocha remains the best Gov. of the east

I LOVE BIG BOOBS. OH MY GOD

This story is so funny. Do you actually know what is rape? Someone raped ur girl and at the same time she was trying to give you a call to tell you the good news, but the guy snatched the phone and switched it off. For your information, the girl was not raped. She went to visit the guy and they had fun. The advice for you is: rape her again when she comes back, and if she tries to call the other guy, snatch that her phone and switch it off.

Avoid looking yourself in the mirror. Remove all the mirror in your house. Stop Eating plantains and avoid drinking juice. And lastly, stop eating akara and bread in the morning.

Humanbeing1st:
HMMM... GEJ CLUELESS? I BET U DONT EVEN KNW D MEANING OF THAT CLUELESS, U JUST HEARD PEOPLE SAYING IT AND U TOO FOLLOW, DO U KNW WIT IS CLUESLESS AS BEEN ABLE TO ATTAIN A PRESIDENT OF A WHOLE COUTRY WHICH IS THE HIGHEST POST IN NIGERIA, BUT SIR U DAT U ARE NOT CLUELESS AV YOU ACHEIVED WHAT HE HAVE ACHIEVED IN LIFE? HAS ANY OF YOUR RELATION BECOME A PRESIDENT BEFORE? OR AV ANY PERSON IN YOUR TOWN OR EVEN IN UR STATE ACHIEVED THIS? THE MAN HIS LIVING HIS LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND HE AS ACHIEVED WHAT ANYONE CAN DREAM OF ACHIEVING IN LIFE, I JUST SEE MANY PEOPLE TYPING CLUELESS INCLUDING DOES DAT DONT EVEN KNW THE MEANING OF THAT CLUELESS, (THOUGH I WILL BLAME THIS ON MTN FREE MB).

NOTE: I AM NOT ANY POLITICAL PARTY SUPPORTER AND I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHO WIN THE ELECTION (CUS I BELIEVE NON OF THE TWO ASPIRANT IS GUD ENUF)

I believe you.

I'm vomiting already

it's a pity that somebody like soludo could do this.

Very funny. very soon they will tell us that they caught MR. JOnaTAN cheating on his wife.lol

sometimes I wonder what the police means by "investigation". Before you know it they will let the girl go. Somebody has confessed to a crime and they said they are still investigating the matter.