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End time socccceer...man city losing...

Just one goal they could not score. Seee arsenal dey score threee.... Chelsea oh.

Chelsea oh.. My slip oh.. My money oh.... Just draw...

Chelsea abeg.... Just one goal.... Abeg...

Mod abeg change that fp thing oh..... Abi you dey use am give chelsea fans smalll hope

Men that can not control thier joy stick... Even a dog can control his joystick..

Grape.... Not brainy at alllll

Hope the tires and rims the replaced it are new ones.. Congrat brooo

This is what pastors are suppose to be doing... Not collecting and not giving back to the needy... GOD BLESSS THIS MAN AND HIS WIFE AND EVEN THE CHURCH MEMBERS

Boeke

Hhhhhhhhhhhhh ;DHhhhhhhhhhhhh

You sent nor she sent.... Her own will appear at the left... I greet you brosss

write2obi:
How come no one is packing the fuel .

Sensitization of the dangers of scuping fuel.... You for go pack na bro

KashyBaby:
Trust NO ONE tho...



And one thing OP, I easily get bored of a person...even my close friends, I hate meeting them all the time..



Is there any solution for this?

There is a solution... Lets be friends and i swear you will have the happiest moment of your life being my friend... When you are bored when you two are MEETING, its because if the other person or Probably you... When you don't talk about interesting things it makes you bored.... And if your partners are not the talkative type like me, my sister, na big boredoooooom be that... Hit me back lets yan

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Blacks not using their spiritual power for goood...

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So sad

THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY... Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "There is nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)" I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from somebody that have below: INCOME 19800 x 11months = 217800 Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp. EXPENDITURE Tithes : 1980×11=21780 (for those dat do pay) First bank charges:105x11=1155 Food:- 10k (at least) x 11=110000 Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= 11000 Phone subscription:- 1200 (at least in a month) x11 = 13200 Transport to CDS/Clearance:- 500 (at least in a month) x 11 =5500 Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- 5000 (at least in 11months) Cloths and shoe:- 22000 (at least for 11months) Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like Daura, Katsina.) Other contingencies:- 20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent- forth dues, transport to church/mosque) Total Expenditure:- 215635 BALANCE:- 217800- 215635 =2165 Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u Guinea Brocade or any other expensive materials. Thanks for understanding...

THE TREASURY IS VIRTUALLY EMPTY... Let me expressly espouse you in d opinion that "There is nothing wrong in request for money/gift from your relative or friend that just finish service(NYSC)" I will need to remind u of his/her income and expenditure in that 1 year program before you start requesting for a car or mansion from somebody that have below: INCOME 19800 x 11months = 217800 Note: that first allawee was paid right in camp. EXPENDITURE Tithes : 1980×11=21780 (for those dat do pay) First bank charges:105x11=1155 Food:- 10k (at least) x 11=110000 Call card:- 1k (at least in a month) x 11= 11000 Phone subscription:- 1200 (at least in a month) x11 = 13200 Transport to CDS/Clearance:- 500 (at least in a month) x 11 =5500 Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soap:- 5000 (at least in 11months) Cloths and shoe:- 22000 (at least for 11months) Transport back home:- 6000 (for far north like Daura, Katsina.) Other contingencies:- 20000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent- forth dues, transport to church/mosque) Total Expenditure:- 215635 BALANCE:- 217800- 215635 =2165 Please, thank him/her if u get kulikuli (groundnut cake) and kilishi as gift. Stop dreaming of him/her giving u Guinea Brocade or any other expensive materials. Thanks for understanding...

So this finally made it to fp, i would have been the ftc...but just left the space for rushers

One bottle of origin for you

Offortunately i am now a grown up guy and all these phones intimacy stuffs doesn't freak me again because i did all those phone intimacy chat when i was in secondary school... Thank God for mtn extracool cos it really hellped me... And those gjrls then were like come and Bleep me right now.. And on meeting one on one after those sex talk on phone, men the thing emmm bob only God can tell.. But thank God i am a changed guy now and in search of a decent girl that i will love and not for sxe...

Go give her the thing na....... Another man property... You di ckson will stuck in her

I am browsing for freeee ooooooooo... Not this method.. Another one entirellly.... Its booooom

lambros:
Leave These
Guys Alone
You’ll meet many guys on your path to finding the one who's right for you, but you should avoid a few types at all cost. They might start out as perfectly decent men while they’re trying to get your attention, but once they show their true colors, you may want to head for the hills. Here are a few of the worst offenders.
The mooch
This is the guy who never seems to go anywhere with his wallet after he takes you out once or twice. Whether you're taking in a movie, going out for dinner or just grabbing a slice of pizza, he will always plead poor and ask you to pay.
Paying for some things is OK, but if you're with a guy who never has any money (or just has an aversion to spending his own), get out while you can -- or at least before you go broke.
The lazy slob
This guy may charm you at first with his ambitions and list of projects that he plans, but that will get old fast once you notice that all he ever seems to do is play video games and order takeout. If he never has anything new to report in terms of job hunting or physical activity of any kind, and he always has stains on his clothing, move on or risk becoming his mother.
The lazy slob has no motivation or intention of ever getting a real job.
The overachiever
The complete opposite to the lazy slob is the type A overachiever. While this guy looks great on paper (good job, six-figure income, sweet condo), he will never be around to hang out with you. When he is around, he will talk only about work. He'll sweep you off your feet with expensive dinners and lavish gifts, but as soon as things get serious, he'll go back to focusing solely on his career.
Do you really want a guy who pays more attention to his stocks than to you? We didn't think so.
The big kid
Some guys never seem to grow up. As charming as they seem at first, dating someone who is immature can be frustrating. All he wants to do is have fun, which is great (he's adventurous and has great date ideas), but when you settle down and move in together, he'll never want to talk about "boring" things like finances, rent and chores.
If you're looking for long-term love, the big kid is not your go-to guy.
http://www.goreadus.com/travels/leave-these-guys-alone/

So whichh one you fall put..... Na una dey make all these babes eyes open

The overachiever


Thats the best guy girls want... Which gjrl doesn't want money... I am the over achiever type oh... Girls rush after themm... And even wants to marry us like mad
.. Which girl wants a broke ass niga...

Really don't know how true dis is ooo..make una confirm am wella!! ***PRESS RELEASE BY NYSC*** The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) has postponed to May 25th, the three-week Batch A Orientation course earlier scheduled to start on 27th April. Abosede Aderibigbe, NYSC’s director of press and public relations, made the confirmation while responding to an inquiry by TheCable. Prospective corps members were confused when a message started circulating online that the notification & online printin of call-up letters had been shifted. A statement on the NYSC camp appeared to validate their dis adjustment, but there were again reports that the strange time table was the work of hackers who had supposedly gained access to the NYSC website. Aderibigbe did not state any reason for the further shift, but apologised to the prospective corps members over any inconvenience that the development could create. “We wish to confirm the shift in date for the commencement of the 2016 Batch ‘A’ Orientation course,” she said. “The new time-table for the course is as follows: Stream I Commencement: Wednesday, 25th May, 2016 Swearing-in ceremony: Friday,27th May, 2016, Close of Camp: Friday, 17th June, 2016 Stream II Commencement: Wednesday, 29th June, 2016 Swearing-in ceremony: Friday, 1st July, 2016 Close of Camp: Friday, 6th June, 2016 “We also use this opportunity to express our sincere regrets over any inconveniences this change of date might cause to Prospective Corps Members and other esteemed stakeholders