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Its not correct... Computer can not lie most especially when it comes to password.. Use password hint and see tbe hint it will give you... Then if it stil does not work, i advice you yake off your hard disk, fix it to an external hard disk casing, and plug to another computer, open it from that pc, and copy your files out by locating the drive on the hard disk from the laptop you pluged it to... Once done, fix your hard disk back to your own laptop and do the necessary.... (formating) ...

Na wa oh... GOD PICK UP MY CALL OH... LEICESTER DREW ARSENAL TOO... MY SLIP DIED..... EPL NA WA...

Please football lovers out there who do you think will win tomorrows match "" Leicester City vs West Ham... I know for sure leicester is going to win the match.. But Premear league is a league that can change at a slightest moment and one will be surprise.... So whats your take in this game...

Man united better win this match oh.... A draw is a no go area oh..

austinosita:
Hey......gba go du break there, biko!!
If I tell you my own bitter experience(s) with girls, you will retrieve this your statement!

As girls get heart breaks from guys, guys get it too from girls! It happens in both ways! I'll tell you my recent sad experience!

I met her in the north when I went for service.....we became very close friends. We dated and we were so much in love....inseparable! I even made her go to school, cos I told her I can't marry an illiterate.

Now, it happened that we stopped communicating cos I was in lag, she was still in the north and I had no job! Things were so difficult for me!
When I finally got a job, I rented an apartment and tushed it! She had already graduated. We started communicating again and ignited our love! I told her everything about my failed love affairs and she lied to me about hers!

I invited her to lag! Lo and behold I discovered her breasts had fallen and gone flat like a Breast feeding mother! Sex was not the same again cos her va.gi.na had depreciated!
I accepted her still and went ahead to propose! We started making arrangement on how to go see her parents, it was then she now told me she had a baby boy and she would like me to accept him in my house(as in, he would live with us)!
I declined and said he won't come now, and that she would have to give me some time!

She got pregnant for me....and I told her to go home cos I need to inform my people so we can come for the introduction and every other thing that has to do with marriage rites!

Along the line, I lost my job and I told her to give me some time to get a job, cos I can't raise a family being jobless! Tho I assured her that the trad marriage would take place before the stomach bulges!

Could you believe she called last week to inform me that she had aborted the baby and she cannot marry a jobless man.....and so she was no more interested!

Meanwhile, I and my mum, use to send money to her for her upkeep, and I call her often!

How cruel can this be? How do I tell my people? Cos we've fixed a date already!

Abeg madam, just go sidown if u no know wetin to talk!

My guy sorrry oh... Thats how girls are oh.... Hope you have seen another girl... Moreover which man will want to put a girl in the house way her milk factory don collapse... Waitin me and my 4 unborn children waan con enjoy.... My guy move on oh....... No woman no cry

Novennnna that secondary school..... I am not surprised at alllll........ If this thing hit front page i will stop visiting nairaland...

The other time it was a poly student whose lettter spread like wild fire... Now its a university graduate status... I keep telling people that knowledge is based on individual and not generalisation as people usually do, by cretizing the poly... Thank God this one is from a university student.. If it was a poly student, lalalalalalalalstical for don carry enter front page.......


Lalalalalalalalstical abeg take this one to front page too make everybody see am..

If you open it, open it and remove the keyboard and sun dry it the fix it back.... It it does not work, yku can go and buy a new keyboard your self and fix it thats if knly you can open the laptop yourself because i have changed one of my keyboard some time last twl years and i spent just 4k instead of the 7k i was told by an engineeer... I did it and it worked perfectly well for me... So if you can take the risk of opening it, just do as i say...

All the guys mind don dey drink origin now.... All the guys mind don dey drink origin now....

iamtaiwo:
Abaajoooo.....u ar not a copper, so u can't understand...wait for ur tym, nd letz see if u won't do d same....If u care 2 knw, itz an achievement because some people does not attend higher institution, not 2 talk of going for nysc...so guy pack well..

Seems like you don pass out too.... No wonder why you dey counter my point... Lets see your own pic...

KashyBaby:
Sorry...but when it comes to my FB, I'm so private...I don't give that to anyone

But I don't mind giving my number...so which number do u want? juz kidding.

Give me the one you are using for your whatsapp........ I will be waiting

KashyBaby:
Aight... coz nxtime I shud give her 50reasons why Ng is the best place to visit despite of boko haram..

Bokoharam is now a thing of the past....

KashyBaby:
Lol...plz don't misunderstood what I said, I mean that in a good way..
U told me all this time u tot I'm one of u...that's y I replied u I can never be coz I'm a filipina...

Clear the air..I don't want to be bash down here.

Alright... All that said whats your full name please so i can add you on fb lets chat or do you mind giving me your mobile number

Guyman02:
Acceptance fee of N50,000 must be paid before candidates can cleard to commenced registration for academic activities. The clearance excercise will commence on 11th April 2016 at the schoo premises.

Simple English they cannot SPOKE like Oshiomole and they want N710,000. Ndi Ara!

Error in this depensation

KashyBaby:
Then tell me what u sense? Cud that moment, I cudnt find 10reasons why I shud visit ur country..

Don't worry i will let you know as time goes on

KashyBaby:
I can never be a Nigerian... coz I'm a filipina..

I am proud to be a Nigerian.... You saying you can never be a Nigerian is kinda oddd... Nigerians are happy people.... If you have an opportunity to choose a nationality when you are coming to earth again, please do well to choose Nigeria and you will not regret it.... So how is Philipines today

KashyBaby:
Oh yeah exactly that is ME ...
I saw ur PM...Lol what more we gone talk "privately " ? Hahhahaha! Funny u.

Many many stufffs about the male and female folks... I thought you were a Nigeria all this time....

What message are you passing with this topic.. That out of ten you could not even put down a single reason why you would want to visit Nigeria... I sense something here

I keep wondering why people use their descharge certificate to snap and spread it on facebook like its a big achievement for them... God knows i won't do this when i am through with my service next year... Girls are the worst.... I see people who do this as inmature and childish.

KashyBaby:
Yes, female has a wired brain but that doesn't mean we can't decide...we're only taking our time enough to think...unlike men, they even have baby mamas yet still can't decide which he wants to settle coz he still thinks of how many punan1 he cud fork... making him so irresponsible... and only kids are acting up like that...

Kashybaby.. Did you just say we think about the punnnny we are going to bleep.. Anywayz na you get your mouth.... Wud up prettty damsel like you.... You look really kool on your dp and I hope thats you.... Can we talk more about this privately... Because it seems you are really good in topics like this...

KashyBaby:
Simply bcoz u can't accept it that most men are nothing but juz kids like to roam around...and FYI I don't have "elder bro"...

Is there any female that does not roam around tooo.. Female have wired brain thats why they are indecisive... I wonder why that op said guys are indecisive... Its the female folk thats indecisive..... Just imagine a female telll me he don't know which one to choose among two guys....

KashyBaby:
All true OP... but plz add more most men are stubborn like kids, think like kids and act like kids...

I know its only a female that will say such stupid thing you just said.... Hope your elder bro dey act like kid tooo

Issue of poor writing and inability to write a good letter should be atttibuted to personality and not generalizing it... Some people just go to school beccause they want the certificate.. Believe me out there in polytechnics, there are better students who are even more better than those from university.... So the issue of knowledge should be based on individual and not generalising it.... Fron this post, you are stimagtizing the polytechnic... Some university are even worse than polytechnics... I have a friend who attended novena university, she can't even write a goood and well understoood lettter... And this is someone who her parents spent thounds on for school fees and other materials... In conclusion, we need to check ourselves.... Generalization in terms of things like this, is a big stigma. I know many nairalanders out there will be saying i can't attend a polytechnic. My brother you go old for house...


To me the guy is a big disgrace to himself and his school at large..... Go through the letter again, you will see he is an part time student.. Thank GOD this part time stuff was cancled, because most of the student just buy marks and the certificate... They don't study, not to even talk of passing exam

Seee her face

Get you sim and modern, fix the sim inside the modern then get a red cloth and two cowries... Tie the cowries to the red cloth and then tie the cloth to the modern... Sprinkle powder on top the modern after that fix the modern to your pc.. Connect it... My brother you will download till your memory on your hard drive is finished... Don't thank me oh.. Its the lords doing..

Not the movie will smith ohh

RIP...

greatbrian:
What do u expect to dine with the devil ur fork must be extra long....?? HV consumed 80percent of it yesterday.

How did you get your own bro

viickerz:
MTN has stsrted wiping back their data..

How were you able to get your own and how do you chexk the balance

mykl01:
What could land on the leg an nearly cut one of the fingers
This must be more serious than I thought

Olden days standing fan..... I was like.... Guy na who send you come... Make me with am nor con fight, 9 i jejely waka comot.....

Seee stitchessssss.... I was once a victim of school protest.... One idiot droped an object on my leg and it nearly cut one of my finger out.... I quickly ran to clinic amd lied that i was in class reading and chair fell on it... The nurse believed and quickly treat me before the angry mobs will come to the clinic... Since that day if i hear student protest, bob i don run....