₦airaland Forum

RamseyBolton:
My girlfriend came to stay for a week. 2 days before she was to go, she told me her gf would like to stay and from my house they will go to school. On the night before they were to go, i and my gf were in the process of kpanshing, thats how i her friend woke up and saw us and said she's hōrny too.

Testimony 1: I had my first threesóme with two girls
Testimony 2: I realized my girlfriend is actually bisexual. Cant marry her again.
Testimony 3: I staked 500k on 1.8 odds and I didnt lose my money to Akin Alabi. Winning goal came at the 95th minute. I was eyeing my sniper bottle on top my shelf before then.

If you insult me ehn? I will invoke my deities on your matter.

500k on a stake .. Omo that snipper for become your friend wish the game had cut

Etteanna:
haha well not with the boyfriend I have ever girl handle her feelings differently.some girls are naturally moody so and it depends on the situation for but I can't act like that.I know my self well

Its cool to know you are different.. Looking for someone like you., which school are you and what level are you now in school. Would love to know more about you if you don't mind.

SmellingAnus:
Your username may be connected to the reason for sleeping that late for the past one year... What is making you depressed... Just know that people are going through worse situations... Don't kill yourself with depression... Truth is that if we look around, we will still find things we can thank God for but we end up taking them for granted... Just work on your mind to be happy against all odds while you work and believe that things will improve...

Smelling anus.... You don wash your yansh. Its not easy to sleep well in this country. Those complaining of heat, I greet una. I am dieing of cold here... Same Nigeria...

61 views no single reply on this topic. If na love, crime, politics, you will see all the nairaland warriors with their power. I believe even those that claim to be tech guys jumped this post. Solved my problem myself after much critical thinking. Didn't use the juniper router again. Switch did what I need, and I was able to link 5 thin clients to one laptop. All working perfectly. And all the thin client worked independently on their own,

Etteanna:
Hello please Anyone got info on how I could get a scholarship in any country to study criminology I'm 20 years old and a female

You can study such in Nigeria. Or you don't want to school in Nigeria

Etteanna:
really I'm 20 and sure dont act like that maybe the girl is not that into him simply

You will act like that one day.. You will just want him to apologise to you even when you know deep in you, you are wrong. Its in your blood. May be yours has not started overflowing..

emeijeh:
Aha!
Guys, should we tell him?

Dating a girl in her 20's, you will be apologising for the rest of your life till she mature...

900k and you could not even think of opening your own.. The hope of going to Oman is what killed you. And your brother did not advocate you well. I believe the person that scammed you is a Nigerian. Why not go after him and collect your money even if not all.. You enemies will be laughing at you now

Thank God for social media. After the video of a woman who harassed her house maid went viral, concerned citizens expressed their concern over her attitude towards the young house maid. Guess what, the woman has been arrested and she will face persecution by the trial court. Don't hesitate to capture odd scenes, you just might be saving a someone who is passing through hell

xendra:
I'm not surprised to see men saying she should have kept this within the family. na from clap dem dey enter dance. a man that can come home 2am and slap the wife that same night deserves no sympathy. na so she go keep quiet till it gets worse and he kills her.

naija men, Una try o

Women will always support her. The man is wrong I know, but the woman calling her mum and brother and moving out so early is where the problem is. Even the elder brother of the girl nor try self. Why he nor call the man and talk to him one on one and if possible know why he stayed out late I believe the man will open up to the girls brother. The girls brother would have been in right position to calm both mum and sister and warn the man never to repeat such again. Anyways if I am in the man's shoe now, I won't call her now. When her mind don' settle, when the urge to go back to your husband's house don't dey enter her that's when she will realise she took a very big mistake by moving out

Developit:
Hi Nairalanders, please I need mature advice on this one.

I met this very beautiful girl I used to crush on during my secondary school days last Friday. We had a brief chat and I later asked for her number. She told me her phone isn't good. The screen damaged, and she can't take calls. I asked if she don't have someone I could call her through.

She said I should give her my number. I did, but wasn't sure she would call me. Throughout that day I was glancing at my phone expecting her call. She never called.

The next day was yesterday being Saturday. I was hanging out with friends at a friends shop when a call came in around 9:37 am. I answered and inquired of the caller and lol and behold it was her.

The area was noisy so I asked if I could call her back in the next 20 minutes. I later called her back an hour later. I didn't want to look desperate.

She was on another call when I called. I tried 3 times and her phone went switched off. I comot my mind for her matter.

About 2 hours later a call came in from another number. I picked and it was her. She said her phone went off, she borrowed phone from a friend and the battery died. Now she's calling from her sisters line.

I said okay and we spoke a little lengthy (I called her back). I told her I used to crush on her back in those days but was very scared to approach her. But now man has wisen up I would like to take her out on a date and get to know what's going on with her life.

She was glad and accepted the date. She told me though she have somewhere to go that yesterday so we need to hang out in the morning or probably evening time. I said tomorrow we tell.

Early morning while I was in bed she called and told me I should come to her place. I was like our place? Your parent nko? Won't the frown?


She told me her mum traveled outside the state, and her dad is off to work and would come back till 7pm. I was happy though surprised she invited me to her place on our first official meeting.

I came she cooked for me and we eat. She bought beverage drink etc. In fact she treated me well.
Then she told me I'm looking handsome these days. (Well, God created me weel. I be fine boy for real.)

Funny thing was when I can she was wearing her night dress. A short and shoulder slim cloth not covering her stomach. She was always touching her breast like it was itching her. She started rubbing her stomach like someone who over-feed.

I made a move and touched her stomach and she acted cool with it. She lay on my laps acting like she's sleepy. (I like her a lot and won't want to go to bed with her on our first meeting)

In fact, a lot happened. But then she begin to complain of being broke. She would say it and say it again. Until I gave her 1,500 cos I really want something seruous with her.

We planned to go to the movies this week, but with her compalin of being broke I have been thinking. Is sh up to something.

Please advice me....

Father Christmas's loading... She want you to spend the kind of money her father can not even spend on her

Hello network engineers in the house. Please urgently need your help on how to make thin client devices communicate with windows server via juniper netscreen 5gts router. This is exactly what I am trying to achieve. I have four thin client devices, a laptop running windows server 2012, and a router. On the laptop I was able to test run only one of the thin client by linking it with Ethernet cable for remote desktop services. The thin client work. The laptop has only one ethernet port and as such can only accept one thin client. So I got a juniper netscreen 5GTs router. The challenge i am having now is how can I configure the router to the laptop that has the server so that when any of the thin client is connected to the router, and the IP address of the server is typed on the host, the router should link the thin client to the server. Have been trying for days now, still not getting it right. I have even reset the router still no way. Please anyone who is really good in networking here should help me out.
Pic one is the router pic two is what I am trying to achieve but the hub is absent. So I want all devices linked to the router..

Did anyone received message for the Navy 27 DSSc test coming up this Saturday? 30th November. If you got and you are currently in Delta and your exam centre is Abuja, please mention me, its urgent...

MoIbrahim:
They left at their own time when the business was having challenges, without waiting for us to get their replacement and they left gaps without giving a damn.

Employing someone out of pity was the mistake, and lesson was learnt, the hard way.

That's life bro.. People move on....

MoIbrahim:
I employed people based on pity, and their need for help. Out of the 5 staff, the 3 that came in due to pity and need for help were the ones that undermined the process, one by one and they left at their own time without giving a damn about the future or survival of the project.

Never again!!!

How do you mean they left on their own with giving a dammn.. They didn't inform you, and moreover why will you employ someone out of potty??..

Was on a business survey today and I was surprise about what I saw. Growing up as a child, Mr Biggs was one of the place every child ever dreamt of going. Only the aroma from the fence will make your day not to talk of entering inside and having a taste of that delicious food and snacks. But today Mr Biggs is a shadow of itself. The one I saw in bauchi has weeds at the entrance, unkept flowers, that shinning red colour has become very dull. My question is what let to the down fall of once a giant fast food in Nigeria. Its not just that of bauchi alone, even the one in Benin opposite NNPC and some other parts of Nigeria. Business experts let's hear your views about this so that other business enterprise can learn from it..

We are in a new era now, and parents are still doing some long forgotten things in this new age of development and technology. How can you tell your daughter she will die if she have sex when she is not yet married. This is the reason why Africa is still backward. A friend from kogi state said her parents told her years back she will die if she have sex with a man that she is not married to. My question now is ever since she descovered she is not a virgin why haven't she died. She is over 22 and I believe she had her first sex at around 18 or 17. Why is she still alive till date. Does tradition about sex still exist? Or we are just being blind folded. She is from Kogi State, Nigeria Alamaboro to be precise. Let's hear your view/opinion about this issue..

Dear graduate, I feel your plight. Go and learn a skill. Thank Mr later... Era of certificate is over. What can you do.. Except you want to be paid to sit on a chair from morning till night... Get ICT skill and source for works from outside work environment. Solve people's problem and and money will locate you.

skydancer:
Any updates, did you finally conquer your fears?

Didn't quit... Have learnt life the hard way. Still doing the job, but not depending on the salary. I hustle for outside works and some other stuffs to sustain coupled with some other online hustling. Had so many thoughts. And I let my heart leads me

I can guess he didn't play that game with up to 100k. So why would he kill himself. My highest stake in history is 5k. And gues who cut the game? Porto of Portugal yes Porto number on their table 2019. 5k to win 49k.. The idiot team drew the match 1:1. Gamblers listen, don't stake money you can't let go ... Betting is give and take. And they might also take all your winnings back. So no room for depression and complaining. Look at young boys vs servet for instance. Imagine a team that came back from relegation thrashing young boys 3;nil . stake responsibly..

vikkogg:
Good day everyone. I am writing this to seek for your opinions. I am a graduate of Statistics, University of Ibadan with Second class Upper. I graduated in early 2018 and I'm through with NYSC. The I.T company I served offered to retain me with a salary of 40k monthly. Due to the fact that I had no other option as at then, I took up the offer. Now, this is where the frustration comes in: The work time frame is 8am-5pm daily but most times, I get engaged till 6pm, at times 7pm. I leave home 6am and return home 8-9pm. I spend #800 daily on transportation and #400 daily on feeding to make #1,200 daily. Since I became a full staff of the company, I've not been able to save a dime because my salary isn't enough to take care of my bills, not to talk of savings. I've been trying hard to get a better job but all to no avail. It's not that I'm a dullard. I have ND Statistics (Distinction), and BSc Statistics (5.9 of 7.0). I'm never bragging my people, it's just to let you all know that I'm doing my best towards having a bright future. I need your advice. What should I do? Should I continue with the job or quit?? Help me push this to the front page as I need advice ASAP, please!

Bro.. I feel your plight. Working in ICT too. Your story is no different from mine. There are days I don't even eat to sleep. But I just see it as one of those lessons of life I used to put much effort in the job but now I no longer do that again. I work according to my own pace.. And I don't let any boss or superior or customer force me to do a work. If o can't do it I will tell you I can't. What I will tell you here is ICT pays, but those at the head are collecting the money and giving peanuts yes peanuts. Imagine I even have to train IT students for free all in the name of let's keep the organization reputation.. Refused tonne used bro. And lastly, since you are in the ICT field you can source for works outside .get outside computers fixed. Let customers have your number.. Share it to them. Be bold and confident.. ... But quiting the job think twice. If you have another source of income you can quit.. But if non.. Let your heart take the decision. Listen oh. Don't listen to any body. They will tell you this tell you that, but follow your instinct

pascalexmond:
I have a girlfriend of two years and since we have been dating,I ve been the one taking care of her.

Since we started dating,she has never bought me a gift or spent a kobo on me but I ve been the one buying the gifts, such as phones,clothings,shoes,give her money to make her hair and run other expenses too.

Even when she wants to go out with her friends for a sit out,she demands for money for entertainment,like #5-10k which I oblige her.

Infact,I ve been d one doing all d spending,which I know most guys will never do for 9ja babe as it seem to be magarism.

Just that I like to take care of my woman.

But,I have one big problem with this my girlfriend which is escalating by d day.

Since,I am not d type who is used to moving around with cash,there few times when we re out and we need to buy drinks,snacks, fruits or something for mostly herself & myself rarely,that I ask her for cash within d range of #1-5k.

In a day or two,she will calculate all d monies she spent,including as little as #100-500,asking me to refund her.

She has been doing this in d last two years and it is getting worse and it irritates me and I don't want to confront her to avoid a quarrel,but it still shocks me that she could be so inconsiderate.

Infact,whenever she goes out with my car with fuel in it,she will cruise around town with d car till d fuel guage is on red and don't bother to even buy fuel of #1k.

There was a day d car went off in d middle of d road after she consumed fuel of #5k.

Most times if she exhaust fuel of #3-5k and I ask her to kindly buy #1-2k to top it,she will insist and torment my life until I return d #1-2k to her.

Last Sunday,we went to a resort and I was short of #1,300 of d cash with me to pay d bill of #5,300 as their pos was having network issues and I asked her for d #1,300.

Till this moment,she is asking for the refund of #1,300.,Habaaa!!!!

This is a girl I support with #50k upkeep every month.

My brothers and sisters,this is a girl of 25 I want to marry

I ve just been thinking if her type can make a good wife or even stand by me If in marriage I go broke.

Even to cook is a challenge.

Always a champion of Cold Stone,Kilimanjaro,Tantalizer and so on that she takes pleasure in displaying on her WhatsApp status for d whole world to know what she eats.

And not that she is from a rich home.
They are just managing to survive in their family but she is always running an Audio life on social media with an iPhone x I bought for her.

I am just tired and confused b'cos I love her.

What do I do?

Bro tell her your mind.. She is just seeing you as her pocket.. Imagine 1500 is what she can't let go for a man who gives her up to 50k. Your type are rear bro. Bros forget love.. It only exist in a man's heart and not a woman. Cos if she loves you she will do anything I mean anything and not even asking you for refund of what she gave you in crisis situation. I bet she is a yoruba gir. Cos those girls emm, even money way them take buy medicine for you when you were sick, you go give them back as soon as you recover..

Iife is not a bed of roses. Sometimes we don't really get what we wished or dreamt of back then in school. And the current situation of the country we are has made things worse that someone out there feels there is no helper any where, Feels there is no hope again. And wants to give up the struggle.
I was once in a serious situation that cause me pain, trauma, and my bank account to zero. I felt like giving up that period. But there was one thing that kept me strong and not to give up. Its a song by Peter Gabriel titled Don't give up. Is there anyone here who felt like giving up, tell us what made you never to give up. It could me music just like mine or it could be a word. Let's learn from one another. That music touched my soul and gave me more power never to give up in crisis situation.

Mandyvicky:
I know am not supposed to bring my relationship issues here but I can't help it��
I stay with him at school cuz am having issues with my admission didn't want to go home cuz I will keep reminding my parents of the huge amount of money they wasted. I love this guy very much I don't joke with him and am a very good cook so I love cooking for people to eat, he cooks too so he is this kind of person that likes bragging about what he can do, so at times I ignore him. But what he did today is really painful. He was sick so I decided to make moi moi for us(with his sister) was washing d beans then he came to the kitchen, started telling me how I should have washed d beans(Wai I shud select d shafts first before pouring water) I was like it's still d same thing then I complained to the sister and she had to tell him (oga na dsame thing) I continued 4rm where I stopped (I was already provoked) but I didn't shout later I trekked to the market to grind the beans came back (mixed the stuff, started cooking) he was like it will take 40 minutes to cook I didn't talk.
I went to sit waiting for the moi moi to get ready within a while he came oooh (my name) it's ready ooo so I stood up didn't want to argue with him went straight to the kitchen brought the stuff down, removed them from the hot pot. Guess what the moi moi didn't cook well, he said is because I didn't put them well. (note) it's not my first time of cooking moi moi in the house ooo, so I got angry I swear the thing pained me then I told him to stop telling me what to do in d kitchen that I don't like it (it's annoying) pls stop he was like he will slap me we exchanged words. Right now am pained cuz it's not the first time he doing this he does strange things that I cakn't even say. His cousin came last time he was telling her how cooks very well Wai have she tasted his food before a guy for that matter, which one is dragging with ur girlfriend who cooks better than the other

Pls nairalanders help me I don't know what to do
Ur advice is need
Pls don't mind my write up
Thanks

Hear your self. Angry because of food issue. And again you are not married yet you are living with a guy. And to worsen matter you nor even get admission yet you remain for school with your suppose bf who might not even marry you. You need deliverance sister. And person like you will still be collecting allowance from your parents. So many problems with relationship this days..

blank:
When you married a dog that barks why won't you think out of your arse.

Not yet married..

blank:
Lock the door and send his clothes out to him. Tell him he is of no importance to you and you have decided to move on. Good luck.

I can't stand such disrespect.

See your mouth.. Who is the Head of the house. Who is paying the rent. There is something the woman is not telling us. Do you think is all men that can stand offensive words from a woman without retaliating back.. Thank God for my type. Whenever my woman will start barking, I will just get my headset and start listening to music cos I don't want to hear noise. Or better still just take. Stroll.. When her mind Don come down then we go talk...

QuickStandard:
Huge Python Killed In Ekiti Today. I Bought It For Lala

Travelled to Ekiti yesterday, and on my way back to Lagos today, when I saw this python.

I decided to buy it for Lala.

@Lala, send me your address, let me waybill it.

Video below
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2749114408440697&id=100000264950854


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2-wnwRz_Bg

Bro you are pricing snake for 1000, is it not too cheap. Why not help the man and give 2k.. Haba bros. Do you know the risk involved to get a snake killed?. Even if na trap, you know how many days the man take dey always go check that trap.. Look for that man again and give am his balance. Python for 1k.. E too cheap. Nigerians who na dey price Sha..

All of them are yoruba... Except one
.. Are you thinking what I am thinking. Greed na them, corruption na them, skull mining na them. Even sex for grade kpakpa na them.. Afonjas........

Regiomontanus:
You are very foolish. Romantic love is a scam. Wake up and break the relationship. The relationship is not useful and you don't need it. When you are about to settle down immediately, that's when women should be on your mind. Romantic relationship that's not leading to marriage or children anytime soon is a pure waste of time. Call it off. Listen to your bank account.

Bro take it easy on me na.. Your first sentence...