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EmagNig:
Reality TV actress and International model, Chika Lann, made headlines some months ago when she mentioned that hair was worth N40 million. This didn't go well with most social media users who believed she over hyped the cost of the hair and wondered what could be the components of the style for it to be worth that much.

Chika Lann has however stood on her words and she maintained that the hair is actually worth that amount and she owes no one any further explanation.

In an interview Tofariti Ige, Chika Lann spoke about her career, her controversial N40 million hair and other issues

About most memorable childhood experiences



Childhood ambitions



The school she attended



How she ventured into the modeling industry



On the actual cost of her hair that she claimed was worth N40 million



What makes the hair so unique?



Some people say the hair is made from ordinary rubber. Is that true?



Where the hair was made



When she made the hair



Why didn't she invest with the N40 million instead



Other businesses?



https://lailasnews.com/its-not-a-publicity-stunt-my-hair-is-really-worth-n40m-chika-lann/

lalasticlala

She looks like an overcooked pigeon

Hi nairalanders, got a brother who's a bachelor 37, huge and we'll built a little light skinned, lost his appointment with the Delta state government but is building his own niche in the oil and gas sector, not rich not poor but stabilising Himself, please respond if you are of age line and ready to settle, he's got a white man's orientation and thinks alike, this is his problem with most women, an indoor person not sure he would cheat (Na man anyway) trauma Queens keep off, please reply me privately all responses will be on the low, love you alllll the ladies, guys? Take orijin.

40ng:
@APROKOGIRL

 I Saw this On Facebook and I Was like , ... Hmmm some Girls can be mean ooo , check what this Busty Read wrote on Facebook 

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cc; lalasticlala

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Apply 10 pounds of loving home made slap on his face, that should keep al long lasting taste of the nipples on his mouth, instant release.

SleakBuzzPR:
no food stuffs??

abi na dano milk them go use that gas cooker dey cook?

I said it hungry girl

demiladegold:
This ones that think everything is about money

The ones when de buy 4 bottles of Andre for girl for club then start to spread, only for her to order 4 caskets of aces and some gold gifting, those days are past and I as a man, I have now had the understanding that women who are intelligent work hard and produce, so your money isn't one of their turn on.

CuriousMynd:
So you like her and all you have to offer is money but she's not impressed because she's looking for something deeper.

How do you go about it? Maybe the ladies can help with tip

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/as-a-guy-how-do-you-handle-a-woman-who-is-not-impressed-with-money.html

How rich is your vocabulary, how good are you in cooking, can you massage a woman to orgasms? Do you have an artistic mind, can you read a woman's mind and know when she's hurt but happy? Can solve her problems without using money or paying off someone, do you serve the same God with her with same passion? Can you make her feel secured when you are around? Can you take time away from work and take her to the market for shopping? Would you hold the shopping bags for her?

You just met a woman who has a fully developed brain and a high IQ.

TOMSY:
Oga OP. She left someone because of you. From experience, she's likely to do the same to you.
Note that this woman does not care about the feelings of others, hence she was able to break someone's heart (someone with whom she was planning a marriage) after meeting another person, and bragging about it to the other person, i.e you. Also, she doesn't even respect you, for her to utter words that hurt your feelings and not make any attempt to apologize. Infact OP move on biko, she's not worth this stress you're involving yourself in. Her ex-fiance dodged a bullet. Be like him.

No woman opens her eyes and would be willing to walk into an abusive marriage, it's a nightmare for women, it's the reason most women don't get married, the fear or being humiliated and abused, talk more beaten, if she sees her condition as deteriorating, the next man who sees her as valuable will win her heart and she will go with him, Na small thing, just study women and know how they think and react, ignorance and pride kills men mostly black men.

I once told my lady that she will get it hot from me the next time, if she burns anything she's cooking for me, it took me 2 hours to realise I had primed a sappers M18A1 claymore on my neck, without calling I snook into her house that night and went straight for the room, only to see her pillow was wet with tears, eyes swollen, took me time to plead and beg her to not see it that way, and that I meant sexual plays, it cost me 1 pizza, 3 roses, 4 exotic chocolates, an iPhone 7 that night ,plus eating her apple for 45 minutes plus to beg her and made her smile.
Men should be the men they should be, do not fight wars in your home talk less start one, your home should be your zen not your combat zone.

Rules of engagement

1. Do not fire except when fired upon- you woke up a part of the woman's mind for warfare,she left an existing relationship for you and you are turning her mind into a nightmare storm, brewing a potent for psychological abuse which becomes physical with time, and you are "claiming alfa" she will hunt you down, God help you if you survive.

2. If you are in range of firing your weapon, so is your enemy- if your words can ignite fire hers can detonate a nuclear bomb killing even she herself: fear 3 things in life:
(i)God
(ii)guns
(iii)women

If you do you will live long.

ChidiAlaigbo:
So she did not 'teach or taught you but managed to 'thought' you

See your life....

sorry typo error my phone is being smart

If any man knows a woman's mind, he would realise she speaking the truth, I was taught how to eat my apples and stuff my goose by a lady, only a Wolf can hunt a wolf

K

CastedAyo:
A Nigerian lady on Twitter identified as Fadima Shahidah Gaya has taken to the micro-blogging platform to share the story of how her cousin got beaten by his girlfriend.

According to the lady who narrates the story, her cousin who promised to marry his girlfriend got beaten by Nigerian Mobile Police (MOPOL) sent by the girlfriend because he was trying to dump her.

Read full story below;

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/after-promising-her-marriage-lady-gets-her-boyfriend-beaten-up-for-trying-to-dump-her.html

this is the best post this year, I love the Babes response, if Mountain cannot come to Muhammad, let Muhammad go to the mountain, if she can get any better get a pastor, wedding gown and a ring and marry him in the station, or face the music, lol I think I've gone nuts

ChangeIsCostant:
Blessed with five beautiful kids, Mr. Edet Eneh, a Pastor in the Redeemed Christian Church of God in Uyo, Akwa Iom state has taken to social media to celebrate his wife for not paying attention to his previous condition and getting married to him against all odds even as a secondary school dropout.

Below is what he wrote on Facebook;

Exactly 12 years ago, against all unimaginable odds, As an undergraduate Medical Student, She agreed to March to the Altar with me to say 'I DO. ' She did not say 'I DO' to PROPERTY. Living in a rented one room sharing latrine toilet with over ten other co-tenants want an appealing abode for a lady. She did not say 'I DO' to FASHION. I had no good clothes then saved some worn out clothes including the cut and joined Suit that was 'wearing' me on the wedding day.

I actually got that suit from my neighbor tailor on the very wedding day. Things were that bad... Very difficult. She didn't say ' I DO' to Academic Qualifications. I was a secondary school dropout struggling to enter the University. SHE SAID I DO TO PROPHECY.

Today, we SEE NOTHING BUT THE GLORY OF GOD. I STAND TO RETURN ALL GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD FOR PROVING HIMSELF FAITHFUL. MAY HIS NAME BE GLORIFIED. Please join us tomorrow Sunday 22nd APRIL as we mark our 12 YEARS WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO THE GLORY OF GOD.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/pastor-edet-effiong-eneh-celebrates-12-years-anniversary-with-wife.html

No no no no, I want a prince, rich, handsome and basky, he should earn 4 million above monthly, should drive 4 cars not less than 75 million naira each, should have otedola and the likes as godfathers, 10 houses and 4 boats, he should know how to cook, wash and shop, fix my nails and carry a baby, if he doesn't watch football? Better, must be a plonker in bed, broad chest, 2 degrees, 3 masters degrees and a possible doctorate, should be able to slap buhari on my order........


Menopause oooooo

Issafela:
The president of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari has finally returns to Abuja, after participating in the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meetings (CHOGM) and meeting with Prime Minister Theresa May.

Watch The Video Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Wcf1v6LEI

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/04/president-muhammadu-buhari-finally.html

No need to go welcome am, Na shame e bring come back for us

This man knows the future of Nigeria, that's why he is crying, there will be war, the west is patiently waiting to split Nigeria 23 parts and use Aso Rock as a shoe rack, biafra will be a peaceful dream of the past!

I wonder who is F#cking tonto now, that man needs a fresh sex doll, I know sex dolls are stupid but for tontos case this is an exemption, tonto is expired.

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/sex-for-mark-female-student-to-appear-before-oau-panel-tuesday/

Now the knacks will begin

Letenwam:
Nigeria has yet again been 'disgraced' internationally, following an assignment Harvard University gave to its students in which Nigeria was used as a case study of a failed African country.

The question Harvard University gave its students reads;

Africa is growing. Seven of the the ten fastest growing economies in the world are in Africa, and the continent's largest economies are becoming less dependent on extractive commodities. The continent's rising middle class has demonstrated a taste for consumer goods and technological innovation, and Africa's population-currently more than a billion people- is booming and overwhelmingly young at a time when populations in other regions are shrinking and aging.

Nigeria, sub-saharan Africa's largest economy, epitomizes both the promise and the problems the continent faces in the 21st century. The contry had failed to thrive for its first thirty years as an independent nation, despite having a developmental head start relative to countries like China and India, as well as hundreds of billions of dollars in oil revenue.. Now, after pathbreaking reforms followed by signs of retrenchment, Nigeria's new President faced both vast opportunity and grave challenges. Would the country flourish or founder in this new era? We will analyze key reforms in Nigeria's economy, significant political developments, and the choices facing the country's fast-growing private sector.

Why did Nigeria fail to thrive between 1960 and 1999, particularly relative to China and India?

How would you characterize former President Obasanjo's legacy?

Are you bullish or bearish on the next fifteen years for Nigeria? What would make you change your mind? What opportunities do you see? What are the challenges (and risks)

https://lailasnews.com/harvard-university-uses-nigeria-as-a-case-study-of-a-failed-african-country/


Lalasticlala

APC, buhari

Na God go nosh all of una

All these pawpaw sellers and attention seekers.

SalamRushdie:
There is something satanic about the APC

uncle I, I, I, it's bubu and his bad head tinubu

Papa Na show boy, mama Na olosho, come even put the daughter for show glass, what do you think will be next? Paedophiles are waiting, stupid girl, instead for her to mend her broken life.

partnerbiz4:
What got Davido into this mess?

scale Ewu, better goat meat!

Buhari is an ass, old half bred cow-ass

dainformant:
A Nigerian lady who lives in Port Harcourt, Rivers state has revealed how she fought with two girls over her ex fiancée after seeing them in his house when she paid a visit.

Read the lengthy piece shared by Ada Uchenna on Facebook;

So I fought with two girls over my ex fiancée

Yes, you heard me right. Some of the things you think you cannot do, wait till ara ahụ akpọrọ lọvụ ka ọ gba gị... Then you'll know for sure your limit and self control capacity.

All through my teenage, early adult life, relationships were something I never gave thoughts to. I loved once and I knew how emotionally messy I can be when I love. Anyway that was then, when I thought that love is all about emotions and how I feel. (note, love have little or nothing to do with emotions. It is a deliberate act).

When I was writing my junior waec, a boy desperately fell in love with me. Pure unadulterated love. He asked for nothing in return. He fought my battles, coached me, built a solid foundation from which I was able to note genuine love from afar. He made me realize that a man can wait for you if he truly sees a future with you. That any man that asks you for sex in a place of proving how much you love him is a fraud. Kai, Igwebuike taught me plenty things oo. I owe him a lot but yadiba.

So, when Igwe's parents refused us from being together because I had no father, I decided to lock my heart and face my studies. During these period, I met good, bad and the ugly men. Some I liked, some I just wanted their money, while some even wanted sex with. Well, university came and went. By now I've had many suitors, some I wanted to marry but they could not deal with my strong personality, some I didn't want to marry but was almost pushed to and some I had mixed feelings for.

Immediately a girl is about 25, society begins to count years for her like life depends on getting married and breeding children.

Just like each of us, I wanted to be called Mrs sombori, ehen nụ. Ka akpọm nwunye mmadụ. Fortunately I met and passed 25 without getting married. So, in 2016 I met this my Ex. He was a sweet boy. A very caring handsome young dude bubbling with big dreams which I wanted to be a part of. His major weakness is that he is a Public P3nis. He swayed me off my feet that within 3 months I already said yes to his proposal. I left town for a few months job training, just to come back to lots of drama.

Initially when we started, I told him I am team no Sex before proper marriage, he thought he would use the engagement to get in between my legs, unfortunately it didn't work for him. So we started having some petty arguments. During one of the arguments I threw his ring back at him and called it over. The next day, when I was stable, I went to his house, only to meet two girls half naked. I didn't even say a word. I went to kitchen to prepare food, after which I took my bath, wore his shirt and came to the living room. By now it was already night and the girls were not even shaking body to go. I politely asked them to go that I have some things to discuss with my man and it is getting late. That they can come back next day to continue their gist.

Before I knew what was happening... These two young ladies descended on me, ha tirim don't be silly. Ha kụrụ mụ ihe ka nwatakịrị. They made me understood that my Ex is not yet legally married to me and so they have equal rights as me to be in his house.

When these ladies where pounding me like Akpụ, my supposed love of my life was doing absolutely nothing. He was forced to act when neighbors came and knocked so as to separate us. By then, ụmụ ọgbanje a ejirilam gwọọ abacha.

Two days later, one of the girls that fought me, one of if the Girls that my ex claimed he has nothing to do with her packed into his house.

Well, he was f*cking her in the night and was begging me in the day to not give up on him. To accept him back. Mana obi gbawaram. I love extremely and I hate Extremely too. I don't have a middle ground for love and hate. It's either I love you or not.

Well, that was how it ended sha.

Why did I tell you this story? I made a post yesterday stating that women are not supposed to fight other women over their men. Many women concurred and stated vehemently how they can never stoop so low. Mana Kam gwa unu eziokwu, you will never know what you can do until you are exposed to a situation.

Women that fight other women because of their men are not entirely bad or wrong. If you are to be in their shoes, trust me you may do worst. Most times it is out of anger and jealous. This is why emotional maturity is required for you before you think of getting involved in a relationship or even marriage. For instance, the guy I am currently banging, if he eventually thinks he wants to cheat, it is his loss. I have plenty things outlined for me to achieve other than dying for a less deserving public p*nis. But eventually if I let it go, then mind you, I too will be strafing other d*cks... Whether intentionally or not. So if he cannot taste the food he serves, he better not cook it.

Ladies, it is true we love and trust even those who do not deserve us, please no man is worth your fight. Even your husband. If he loved you, he will put in efforts to avoid falling into temptation of cheating on you. Do not be carried away with the lies that men can cheat and still love their wives. It is a big lie. Stop suffering the emotional abuse. If you cannot cheat back, please use the exit door instead of fighting your fellow woman over your wayward husband.

By the way, I support the law of an eye for an eye, if he cheats with a Girl and you don't want to leave, cheat back with a better d*ck. Cheating is not gender specific. I can supply you as many d*cks as you want. That you cheated on him does not mean you are a bad mother or an irresponsible wife.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/lady-reveals-what-she-did-after-seeing-her-ex-with-two-girls.html

Walk out of of the relationship not going to w#ore yourself on nairaland, F#cking the pain away is cool but that's something that should be left online, have a private life start shaping yourself

Walk out of of the relationship not going to LovePeddler yourself on nairaland, Fucking the pain away is cool but that's something that should be left online, have a private life start shaping yourself

Just like any normal man guys just de persevere, even when the wife de misbehave
Or over react we stay cool like miracle and let the woman calm down, we men are built though, some women get cranked up easily especially on their monthly circle, no need to call police for our case all we handle things like bosses and eat our apples and water mellons, just like I do eat mine.

JasonScolari:
Shut tha furck up Hippo, you've been morally bankrupt by this bullshit feminism. Allow me to redeem you of this slavery.

Ooooooo world star s#it

autotrader014:
U must really be a glorified zombie, because 80% of people that are in APC is from PDP..

Look at my comment again, then think carefully, can you loot jobs and stash in foreign accounts, you have to read nd digest before you insult someone.

autotrader014:
Buhari is the greatest mistake Nigerians ever made, the worse President Nigeria has ever had, both living and dead..

Get your PVC ready..
2019

#buharimustgo

PDP is the cause of unemployment in Nigeria, the looted the jobs and are in foreign accounts, the EFCC is on it

muckross:
Check out the trending picture of female artists looking at an naked man that stand in front of them to do their paintings.

What Will You Do If You Find Your Wife Or Girlfriend In This Class?

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/04/female-artists-orders-naked-man-to.html

Joy in her heart "pweeekkkkkk" ohh "pweeekkkkkk.

bounty007:
he rides expensive bykes for living.. he's a lazy youth..very incompetent like the dullard.

Despite my hatred for bubu, but.........
If I catch you? I'll......... kai this is painful sha

NigelCundy:
Five youth corpers were abducted yesterday alongside other travelers who were going to Lagos from Katsina yesterday, 18th April 2017. The 18- sitter bus in which they were traveling was said to have been hijacked by the gun men who have since contacted the parents of one of the corps' member to demand a 50 million naira ransom. The police and NYSC officials have been alerted since yesterday but there have been no further information concerning the abduction.
Please say a word of prayer for their safe release.
Source: A youth corper in Katsina state.

I can't hear you, am busy in London, my new office is much more important, yes I am the mayor of London l.