₦airaland Forum

SalamRushdie:
We are still waiting for the day they will surround the house of Miyetti Allah leader like this ...yeye de smell

F#ckkkkkk! That one almost missed me

toili:
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How about this and that pen will no longer be relevant?

Pierohandsome:
How ws security situation under pdp?


How ws democraCy under pdp for 16yrs?

Pdp has no shame

That's why ur president Na vegetable, vegetable party

Send an old man to your house and make sure your flatmate is at home, the old man should drop a message, a letter which isn't properly sealed that he should bring the requirements for the sacrifice ,his life will be taken if not renewed with by a human head, all he needs to do is touch the persons head with a native egg and wrap in a black cloth, and immediately report to the temple!

Angelanest:
Does the time frame of knowing someone before wedding affect the marriage?, this is the question being asked by some online users after a couple tied the knot few months after knowing each other. This lovely couple have got themselves trending online after getting married two months after meeting each other.

According to a friend who congratulated the couple and shared pictures from their wedding ceremony, the new couple identified as Martin and Dinah met in February 2018 - held their introduction on Saturday, April 21st and did their church wedding the next day, Sunday.

Congratulations to the couple.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/couple-get-married-two-months-after-meeting-each-other-photos.html

The right man is still not here, so some are still waiting for otedola and dangote

hakimi1974:
no, nah world war 1 bird. children of nowadays self, read and research dem no go gree, see as this one come display him ignorance for public forum.

Lol

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godliman:
No you come and take kunu

The gods are angry with me, kunu attack!

godliman:
He is arrested for being anti buhari yet the mace thieving pro buhari senator -Omo- Agege is a free man

Ahhhhhhhhh you are wise please come take orijin

Baawaa:
Is this a gangster or senator?

The senator who has sponsored most bills in the house and most fearless, one of the men who can determine who sits on the Senate presidents seat, astute critic.

10 million dollars for ww2 aircraft? Kollewenk

Just watch how this plays out, buhari has lost his 2019 election automatically

VanNistelrooy24:
God bless Bukky Saraki.



The best Senate President.




That second pics tho, you would think he's checking her ass.

Baddd dogggy

Olatara:
This is wickedness.

I know she's irritating but this one baddd

Butterflyleo:
https://www.informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/chika-lann-gets-police-escort-as-her-n40-million-hairstyle-gets-her-scary-threat-3.jpg

https://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/styles/tp_content_wide/public/Animal%20Smile%20Two%20SIZE.jpg

Oh nooooo?

EmagNig:
Reality TV actress and International model, Chika Lann, made headlines some months ago when she mentioned that hair was worth N40 million. This didn't go well with most social media users who believed she over hyped the cost of the hair and wondered what could be the components of the style for it to be worth that much.

Chika Lann has however stood on her words and she maintained that the hair is actually worth that amount and she owes no one any further explanation.

In an interview Tofariti Ige, Chika Lann spoke about her career, her controversial N40 million hair and other issues

About most memorable childhood experiences



Childhood ambitions



The school she attended



How she ventured into the modeling industry



On the actual cost of her hair that she claimed was worth N40 million



What makes the hair so unique?



Some people say the hair is made from ordinary rubber. Is that true?



Where the hair was made



When she made the hair



Why didn't she invest with the N40 million instead



Other businesses?



https://lailasnews.com/its-not-a-publicity-stunt-my-hair-is-really-worth-n40m-chika-lann/

lalasticlala

She looks like an overcooked pigeon

Hi nairalanders, got a brother who's a bachelor 37, huge and we'll built a little light skinned, lost his appointment with the Delta state government but is building his own niche in the oil and gas sector, not rich not poor but stabilising Himself, please respond if you are of age line and ready to settle, he's got a white man's orientation and thinks alike, this is his problem with most women, an indoor person not sure he would cheat (Na man anyway) trauma Queens keep off, please reply me privately all responses will be on the low, love you alllll the ladies, guys? Take orijin.

40ng:
@APROKOGIRL

 I Saw this On Facebook and I Was like , ... Hmmm some Girls can be mean ooo , check what this Busty Read wrote on Facebook 

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/2746/if-you-nipple-got-sucked-between-a-mans-gap-teeth-what-will-you-do-check-ladies-reply/

cc; lalasticlala

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Apply 10 pounds of loving home made slap on his face, that should keep al long lasting taste of the nipples on his mouth, instant release.

SleakBuzzPR:
no food stuffs??

abi na dano milk them go use that gas cooker dey cook?

I said it hungry girl

demiladegold:
This ones that think everything is about money

The ones when de buy 4 bottles of Andre for girl for club then start to spread, only for her to order 4 caskets of aces and some gold gifting, those days are past and I as a man, I have now had the understanding that women who are intelligent work hard and produce, so your money isn't one of their turn on.

CuriousMynd:
So you like her and all you have to offer is money but she's not impressed because she's looking for something deeper.

How do you go about it? Maybe the ladies can help with tip

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/as-a-guy-how-do-you-handle-a-woman-who-is-not-impressed-with-money.html

How rich is your vocabulary, how good are you in cooking, can you massage a woman to orgasms? Do you have an artistic mind, can you read a woman's mind and know when she's hurt but happy? Can solve her problems without using money or paying off someone, do you serve the same God with her with same passion? Can you make her feel secured when you are around? Can you take time away from work and take her to the market for shopping? Would you hold the shopping bags for her?

You just met a woman who has a fully developed brain and a high IQ.

TOMSY:
Oga OP. She left someone because of you. From experience, she's likely to do the same to you.
Note that this woman does not care about the feelings of others, hence she was able to break someone's heart (someone with whom she was planning a marriage) after meeting another person, and bragging about it to the other person, i.e you. Also, she doesn't even respect you, for her to utter words that hurt your feelings and not make any attempt to apologize. Infact OP move on biko, she's not worth this stress you're involving yourself in. Her ex-fiance dodged a bullet. Be like him.

No woman opens her eyes and would be willing to walk into an abusive marriage, it's a nightmare for women, it's the reason most women don't get married, the fear or being humiliated and abused, talk more beaten, if she sees her condition as deteriorating, the next man who sees her as valuable will win her heart and she will go with him, Na small thing, just study women and know how they think and react, ignorance and pride kills men mostly black men.

I once told my lady that she will get it hot from me the next time, if she burns anything she's cooking for me, it took me 2 hours to realise I had primed a sappers M18A1 claymore on my neck, without calling I snook into her house that night and went straight for the room, only to see her pillow was wet with tears, eyes swollen, took me time to plead and beg her to not see it that way, and that I meant sexual plays, it cost me 1 pizza, 3 roses, 4 exotic chocolates, an iPhone 7 that night ,plus eating her apple for 45 minutes plus to beg her and made her smile.
Men should be the men they should be, do not fight wars in your home talk less start one, your home should be your zen not your combat zone.

Rules of engagement

1. Do not fire except when fired upon- you woke up a part of the woman's mind for warfare,she left an existing relationship for you and you are turning her mind into a nightmare storm, brewing a potent for psychological abuse which becomes physical with time, and you are "claiming alfa" she will hunt you down, God help you if you survive.

2. If you are in range of firing your weapon, so is your enemy- if your words can ignite fire hers can detonate a nuclear bomb killing even she herself: fear 3 things in life:
(i)God
(ii)guns
(iii)women

If you do you will live long.

ChidiAlaigbo:
So she did not 'teach or taught you but managed to 'thought' you

See your life....

sorry typo error my phone is being smart

If any man knows a woman's mind, he would realise she speaking the truth, I was taught how to eat my apples and stuff my goose by a lady, only a Wolf can hunt a wolf

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CastedAyo:
A Nigerian lady on Twitter identified as Fadima Shahidah Gaya has taken to the micro-blogging platform to share the story of how her cousin got beaten by his girlfriend.

According to the lady who narrates the story, her cousin who promised to marry his girlfriend got beaten by Nigerian Mobile Police (MOPOL) sent by the girlfriend because he was trying to dump her.

Read full story below;

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/after-promising-her-marriage-lady-gets-her-boyfriend-beaten-up-for-trying-to-dump-her.html

this is the best post this year, I love the Babes response, if Mountain cannot come to Muhammad, let Muhammad go to the mountain, if she can get any better get a pastor, wedding gown and a ring and marry him in the station, or face the music, lol I think I've gone nuts

ChangeIsCostant:
Blessed with five beautiful kids, Mr. Edet Eneh, a Pastor in the Redeemed Christian Church of God in Uyo, Akwa Iom state has taken to social media to celebrate his wife for not paying attention to his previous condition and getting married to him against all odds even as a secondary school dropout.

Below is what he wrote on Facebook;

Exactly 12 years ago, against all unimaginable odds, As an undergraduate Medical Student, She agreed to March to the Altar with me to say 'I DO. ' She did not say 'I DO' to PROPERTY. Living in a rented one room sharing latrine toilet with over ten other co-tenants want an appealing abode for a lady. She did not say 'I DO' to FASHION. I had no good clothes then saved some worn out clothes including the cut and joined Suit that was 'wearing' me on the wedding day.

I actually got that suit from my neighbor tailor on the very wedding day. Things were that bad... Very difficult. She didn't say ' I DO' to Academic Qualifications. I was a secondary school dropout struggling to enter the University. SHE SAID I DO TO PROPHECY.

Today, we SEE NOTHING BUT THE GLORY OF GOD. I STAND TO RETURN ALL GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD FOR PROVING HIMSELF FAITHFUL. MAY HIS NAME BE GLORIFIED. Please join us tomorrow Sunday 22nd APRIL as we mark our 12 YEARS WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO THE GLORY OF GOD.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/pastor-edet-effiong-eneh-celebrates-12-years-anniversary-with-wife.html

No no no no, I want a prince, rich, handsome and basky, he should earn 4 million above monthly, should drive 4 cars not less than 75 million naira each, should have otedola and the likes as godfathers, 10 houses and 4 boats, he should know how to cook, wash and shop, fix my nails and carry a baby, if he doesn't watch football? Better, must be a plonker in bed, broad chest, 2 degrees, 3 masters degrees and a possible doctorate, should be able to slap buhari on my order........


Menopause oooooo

Issafela:
The president of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari has finally returns to Abuja, after participating in the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meetings (CHOGM) and meeting with Prime Minister Theresa May.

Watch The Video Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Wcf1v6LEI

Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/04/president-muhammadu-buhari-finally.html

No need to go welcome am, Na shame e bring come back for us

This man knows the future of Nigeria, that's why he is crying, there will be war, the west is patiently waiting to split Nigeria 23 parts and use Aso Rock as a shoe rack, biafra will be a peaceful dream of the past!

I wonder who is F#cking tonto now, that man needs a fresh sex doll, I know sex dolls are stupid but for tontos case this is an exemption, tonto is expired.

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/sex-for-mark-female-student-to-appear-before-oau-panel-tuesday/

Now the knacks will begin