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The former BigBrother housemate is currently on holiday in Seychelles chilling and decided to take some pictures. She looks very sexy and superhot.

A woman from the United Arab
Emirates, UAE, who went into a coma
after she was injured in an accident in
1991 has woken up from the 27-year-
long coma. Munira Abdulla was 32 when she was
involved in an accident. She was in a car
driven by her brother-in-law after she
picked up her son from school. During the short journey, the car she
was travelling in collided with a
bus. Omar Webair, who was then just
four years old, was sitting in the back of
the vehicle with his mother but he was
unscathed because his mother cradled him in her arms moments before the
accident. Munira suffered a severe brain injury
which left her in a coma and she was
admitted in the hospital. Fortunately, she has made a seemingly
miraculous recovery after she regained
consciousness last year in a German
hospital. In a recent interview with the UAE-
based newspaper, The National,
Munira's son, Omar, opened up about
the accident and about his mother's
progress following years of treatment. Omar told the newspaper on Monday: "I
never gave up on her because I always
had a feeling that one day she would
wake up." He added: "The reason I shared her
story is to tell people not to lose hope
on their loved ones; don't consider them
dead when they are in such a state. "My mother was sitting with me in the
back seat. When she saw the crash
coming, she hugged me to protect me
from the blow." Omar told of how his mother was left
untreated for hours after the accident.
She was eventually taken to
hospital and later transferred to
London. There, she was declared to be
in a vegetative state but able to sense pain, The National reports. She was then returned to Al Ain, a city
in the UAE on the border with Oman
where she lived, and moved to various
medical facilities according to
insurance requirements. She remained
there for a few years, fed through a tube and kept alive. She underwent
physiotherapy to ensure her muscles
would not weaken through lack of
movement. In 2017, the family was offered a grant
by the Crown Prince Court, a
government body in Abu Dhabi, for Ms
Abdulla to be transferred to
Germany. There, she underwent a
number of surgeries to correct her severely shortened arm and leg muscles,
and she was given medication to
improve her state, including her
wakefulness. A year later, Omar was involved in an
argument in his mother's hospital room,
which seemed to prompt his mother to
stir, BBC reports. "There was a misunderstanding in the
hospital room and she sensed I was at
risk, which caused her a shock," Omar
said. "She was making strange sounds and I
kept calling the doctors to examine her,
they said everything was normal. "Then, three days later, I woke up to the
sound of someone calling my name. "It was her! She was calling my name, I
was flying with joy; for years I have
dreamt of this moment, and my name
was the first word she said." She became more responsive, and can
now feel pain and have some
conversations. Munira is also now able
to have conversations with her family She has returned to Abu Dhabi, where
she is undergoing physiotherapy and
further rehabilitation.

Controversial Lagos socialite, Pretty Mike stepped out for a wedding yesterday in a rather bizzare fashion. Known for his weird entry to events, Pretty Mike took it a notch higher this time by stepping out with four dwarfs carrying sacrifice in front of him.

Lucy who was once signed on to Paul
Okoye's 'Rude Boy Records' shared the
photo with the caption, 'you can be the
baddest but I’m the worst'. See the full photo below....

Do you have a coworker so
handsome or so beautiful that you
can’t get your eyes off them or they
possess other qualities you trip
for? He/she tends to distract you
from work that sometimes you just wanna go straight to them and
express your feelings. A lot of us
have been in your shoes and a lot
are presently in them. Dating your coworker can be interesting and at the same time, disappointing. Everyone tends to pay particular attention to the both of you when you are dating your coworker.
You somehow become the centre of attention and as you
would expect, not everyone will be
in support of the affair and you
might just be dating someone who
is being admired by another
coworker. Or the jobs rules won’t allow such intimacy at
work.However, if you think you
have finally met your other half in
the same working environment,
then I think you should consider
putting these steps into consideration.

1) Make sure he/she is truly single: This is important if you don’t want to embarrass yourself in your workplace. Ensure you do the
necessary underground works to
ensure your coworker is single
unless you just want to flirt and not date. You can imagine how
embarrassing it will be when you
later find out he/she is engaged or
in another serious relationship
when everyone in the office has
already put their expectations on you two. You literally can’t hide the
heartbreak and shame.

2) Keep it casual:
It is quite wise to advise that you keep things casual. Don’t be too
close or try to show your romantic
sides too soon. It’s tempting to
just wanna steal a kiss, a hug or
pass some romantic gestures when you guys are alone in office or at
some lonely corner at workplace
but hey, take it easy.
Don’t be too quick to get intimate
or have sex when your goal is a
long term relationship. If you only
want a no strings attached thing,
then fine with the sex but you still
don’t have to show everyone in the office what you guys are up to.

3) Don’t rush yourselves:
I understand the passion and feelings may be burning too fast and you just wanna move with same momentum, but it’s just better if you guys calm down n build your commitment, nurture your feelings and water your
relationship to fruition so it
becomes well rooted in love and
understanding. If you rush things, it
may backfire.

4) Focus on your job:
You don’t wanna lose your job
because of him/her. If you do, he/
she might leave you. If both of you
lose your jobs, your relationship
may have just been directed to its
crashing lane. A jobless relationship is almost a worthless
one. Don’t distract yourselves. Not
even every employer wants their
staff having a romance in office.
You know how bad that can be to
work and business. So, when it’s time for work, work and when your
on break, you can have a moment
to say hi and exchange smiles or
even a kiss if you won’t be caught.

5) Keep it on a low key Secrecy is key to a lasting affair with your colleague:
You never know who is interested in him her or who wants the affair to go
on or end. Again, when you rush to
get everybody in the know of your affair, you won’t be able to hide
the shame when it crashes. You can
even surprise your coworkers with
the news of your engagement or
marriage plans. At this stage, you
must have achieved the commitment and won’t be afraid of letting the cat out of the bag. Let your relationship remain a secret and when it has become strong, you can surprise your colleagues with wedding invitations cards.

6) Don’t expect so much:
My dear, when dating a coworker,
simply give your best and don’t
expect his/her best. If a man will
marry you, he definitely will,
probably not as soon as you would
expect. Give each other time and don’t let loose all your feelings and
hopes. Enjoy the moment and see
what tomorrow will bring. Anyone
who dates you must never marry
you. Know that. And don’t play the
guilty or blame games. If it doesn’t work out, be fine enough to move
on. No high hopes. It’s not a do or
die affair.

7) Communication is key
not duringwoking-hours disturbance or calls:
Always have time after work or on your free days to communicate. Phone calls, text messages, video calls and
chats are important. Share your thoughts and worries. Talk about
your fears, your expectations and
everything he/she should know. Let
the cat out of the bag. Naked
yourself to him/her and expect the
same. Hide nothing. If you are satisfied, then go on. If you are not,
walk out when it hasn’t gone deep.
Communication is key to a
successful relationship.

Follow your instincts it won’t mislead you:
Always follow your instincts. Listen to
your inner self speaking to you.
Don’t jump into conclusions. Don’t
rush into actions whenever you
hear one or two or more things about him/her. Approach every
matter with caution and let your
instincts judge first.

9) Be conscious of when to end it: Again, it must not lead to
marriage. If marriage is your
primary aim of going into a
relationship with your coworker,
then be ready for a disappointment. Enjoy the moment and know when to let go if it doesn’t work out as you expect.
Don’t remain in an unhealthy
relationship probably because you
are tired of being single. My dear
have fun, enjoy the moment and when you have given your best and
you ain’t getting same from them,
quit with your senses still intact.

10) Don’t compromise your
professionalism when the affair
goes sour:
It’s your job o, please. Jobs don’t
exist in Nigeria anymore. Hold your
job tight. Your coworker won’t get
you another job if you lose this one.
Even if the affair ends, still get
yourself composed and pretend as if nothing ever happened and do
your job, professionally. Still be nice
to your ex and let the business go
on as usual. It’s hard but you have
to try except you wanna lose your
job. However, if seeing him/her
everyday torments you and
disorganizes your coordination at
work, then you may consider
quitting the job and finding
another one elsewhere. It is the price for a relationship. It doesn’t
always end well so try and get over
it and give love a chance again
when you are ready. So in essence, dating a coworker puts you at 50/50. You either win or lose and losing isn’t always easyas it comes with the shame and disorientation at work. He or she becomes a beast to you at work. It can only take a strong mind and maturity to cope as normal again.


Source: https://nwafada.com/2019/04/04/10-things-to-know-when-dating-your-coworker/

Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm.The stimulation may involve hands, fingers, everyday objects, intimacy gadgets such as vibrators, or combinations of these.Manual stimulation of a partner, such as fingering, a handjob or mutual masturbation, is a common sexual act and can be a substitute for penetration. Studies have found that masturbation is frequent in humans of both sexes and all ages, although there is variation. Various medical and
psychological benefits have been
attributed to a healthy attitude toward sexual activity in general and to masturbation in particular. Masturbation is something some folks can't just do without. Some can't go a day without it, for some few days and they are back to it. Some can go a week without being bothered about it. Most individuals have confessed dat a month is the longest period of time they have been able to abstain from masturbating. Whats the longest period you have ever gone without masturbating?
Share your experience with all sincerity?

World's richest man, Jeff Bezos and his wife MacKenzie have officially ended their 25 years marriage after settling
their divorce. Jeff, 55, will keep 75 percent of their Amazon stocks, leaving MacKenzie, 48, with just a quarter which represents
a four percent stake in the company
worth around $32billion at current
value. According to Daily Mail, Jeff's 12 percent stake is now worth around $100billion which allows him to retain his title as the richest man in the world because he still has $4billion more than Bill Gates. He will also take voting control of her remaining quarter and has been given her stock in The Washington Post and Blue Origin. The pair announced the details in tweets on Thursday afternoon. But
there was no mention of how they will
divide their sprawling property portfolio or other investments and why they did not divide them equally. In their tweets, the estranged partners said they were 'grateful' after finishing the process of their divorce. Back in January, it was claimed Jeff Bezos' affair with TV host Lauren Sanchez led to his divorce from wife of 25 years. Lauren is also in the process of divorcing her Hollywood agent husband Patrick White

Nonsense

Am aware of the blessings that will follow if a devoted christian pays his or her tithe and the curse or repercussion of not paying your tithe. But will not paying tithe at all hinder someone from entering heaven? Is a non-tither at risk of hell and eternal damnation? I need enlightment.

No fewer than 13 soldiers were killed
and an unconfirmed number of them
severely wounded in Borno State on
Monday when they stepped on a
landmine planted by Boko Haram. According to a report by
SaharaReporters, the soldiers were
moving along Gwoza-Yamteke Road in
Gwoza Local Government Area when a
military operational truck stepped on
an Improvised Explosive Device (IED) buried underneath the road and
destroyed the truck beyond repairs. A security source also revealed that
eight soldiers were killed instantly
while three more died subsequently,
with dozens critically injured. A
military Mitsubishi was truck struck by
the IED device; the scene was horrible and the soldiers were critically
wounded,” said the security source. SaharaReporters saw photos of the
shattered bodies, as proof of the attack but they are too gory for public viewing. The Army, though, has not publicly commented on the incident. BokoHaram insurgents have recently stepped up their attacks in the southern part of Borno state.

A 32-year-old woman has reportedly
died after having sex with a male
partner for five consecutive hours. The woman known as ‘The Beast’, told
her partner that she felt dizzy after
the five-hour-long conjugation before
going into cardiac arrest at a hotel in
southern Cali, Colombia, reported La
Republica. Her partner was said to have made
frantic efforts to save her life by
calling for emergency services but
which reportedly took too long to
arrive. He then wrapped the unconscious
woman in a blanket and took a taxi to
the University Hospital of Valle. However, when they arrived the
hospital, doctors failed to revive her
and pronounced her dead. Police officers learned later that the
pair had taken drugs in attempt to
prolong the sex. It’s said that they had been having sex
for five hours non-stop. Meanwhile, an investigation into the
woman’s death has been launched to
determine if she had been a habitual
drug user and if the substance had an
influence on her death.

Source: https://www.blueprint.ng/woman-dies-after-5-hours-marathon-sex/?fbclid=IwAR2I3U4yukBH4HZ3oy0vT_CpVqQ7Zd-v0Ww8psLY-wMuPzjaW-dTlvUP9LQA 32-year-old woman has reportedly
died after having sex with a male
partner for five consecutive hours. The woman known as ‘The Beast’, told
her partner that she felt dizzy after
the five-hour-long conjugation before
going into cardiac arrest at a hotel in
southern Cali, Colombia, reported La
Republica. Her partner was said to have made
frantic efforts to save her life by
calling for emergency services but
which reportedly took too long to
arrive. He then wrapped the unconscious
woman in a blanket and took a taxi to
the University Hospital of Valle. However, when they arrived the
hospital, doctors failed to revive her
and pronounced her dead. Police officers learned later that the
pair had taken drugs in attempt to
prolong the sex. It’s said that they had been having sex
for five hours non-stop. Meanwhile, an investigation into the
woman’s death has been launched to
determine if she had been a habitual
drug user and if the substance had an
influence on her death.

Source: https://www.blueprint.ng/woman-dies-after-5-hours-marathon-sex/?fbclid=IwAR2I3U4yukBH4HZ3oy0vT_CpVqQ7Zd-v0Ww8psLY-wMuPzjaW-dTlvUP9LQA 32-year-old woman has reportedly
died after having sex with a male
partner for five consecutive hours. The woman known as ‘The Beast’, told
her partner that she felt dizzy after
the five-hour-long conjugation before
going into cardiac arrest at a hotel in
southern Cali, Colombia, reported La
Republica. Her partner was said to have made
frantic efforts to save her life by
calling for emergency services but
which reportedly took too long to
arrive. He then wrapped the unconscious
woman in a blanket and took a taxi to
the University Hospital of Valle. However, when they arrived the
hospital, doctors failed to revive her
and pronounced her dead. Police officers learned later that the
pair had taken drugs in attempt to
prolong the sex. It’s said that they had been having sex
for five hours non-stop. Meanwhile, an investigation into the
woman’s death has been launched to
determine if she had been a habitual
drug user and if the substance had an
influence on her death.

Source: https://www.blueprint.ng/woman-dies-after-5-hours-marathon-sex/?fbclid=IwAR2I3U4yukBH4HZ3oy0vT_CpVqQ7Zd-v0Ww8psLY-wMuPzjaW-dTlvUP9LQ

Phock2sweet:
I just want to f u c k omawunmu big Toto. very deep and hairy. placing my tongue onbher clitoris and sucking it, making her shout ''my Toto dey pepper me will give me so much joy.

you need serious deliverance

dingbang:
person post smiley, e come dey affect you. Na you I suppose ask if you dey mad

sorry wasnt quoting u, was meant for someone else, my bad

When you were young who do you run to for help or comfort when you were beaten or abused ur MUM or DAD?

dingbang:

so na nairaland u come dey showcase ur madness?

This one na both Physical and Political Ashewo. Naija where we dey go?

Today liverpool host Bayern munich in the champions league knockout stage. What are your predictions, analysis and expections for the match?
Do you think its going to end in a draw or one side will win?
What are your predictions for the match?

FACTS ABOUT GUYS!!!
1. They Can never love one girl.
2. They Love sex more than love.
3. Are Talented in lying
4. They Talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They Are Heart breakers.
6. They Can promise girls heaven on earth.
7. They Love you before sex, when you do it they hate you.
8. They Fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. Are Specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning Men are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby.
13. They want to bear the title am the one that disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. To Them I love you means I want to have sex with you.
17. Men don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex no dating.
19. They HAVE girlfriends, on 2go, facebook and whatsapp but still they'll keep asking girls out.
20. They love doing sex through out their life.
What do you think
TRUE
FALSE
MAYBE??

Hot looking sexy lady; if you are warned that she's HIV positive and carrier of STDs will you still go in?

A Facebook user wrote:
"My wife surprised me today. My landlord came to my flat today and embarrassed me by shouting to the hearing of the whole neighbours that my rent expired last month and he needed repayment as for me hush my pocket is not telling me good story but surprisingly I mean to my greatest surprise my sweet wife felt humiliated and dragged me inside her room and brought something out which she asked me to brake Open I obeyed and used a hammer to brake it open my people do you know what I saw it was money and I counted it diligently to be #147,400. 00 men I know fit shout I called the landlord immediately to send me his account no and tomorrow asap on my way to the bank. Advice please marry a good wife like mine you be happy always and please if you see my angel thank her for me she saved my face..."

Jonathan:
Shut up

I laugh you

Shame on the government of this country. They have ruined everything. Absolutely nothing is working fine in this country again. Form the Health sector to Defence sector to Educational sector to Infrastructure to Agricultural sector to Transport to Power you talk any sector of the economy. This is not fair.

This Buhari regime is just full of bad news, evil happenings, woes, poverty, famine, scarcity, etc. May God help us. RIP to the dead.

fine boys, fresh boys.

Bleep till you die

Thank God you are confessing, so what's your other source of income? @ Mercy Aigbe

I won't be fooled; celebrities and their fake lives. Always deceiving their fans.

Why don't we all agree with one accord one day and eliminate all these old wicked, greedy, corrupt, selfish, heartless, unreasonably, vision-less and notorious people we call our leaders before they ruin our lives and the country until we have no place to go. Things are getting out of hand they only care for themselves.

AlhajaChinyere:
Foolish thoughts. God no dey this matter at all.

u get sense at all?

Only God will help us in this country. Is there still hope for the future generation?

unbelievable!

The way ladies are making it pretty faster and easier than men is kind of surprising. I wonder what's the secret to their spontaneous success.