₦airaland Forum

crunchyg:
Questions young people ask, ask me again you hear?

Why not give me answers that work?

crunchyg:
Wow, I am from that six but havnt heard about this school, is it a private university

How can a private university be called Federal University Ndufu Alike?

shakaranews:
Good news for students.
[s]Meanwhil, watch when police officers arrested and interrogated Teni for singing "I go slap police for your case"[/s]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF38LPPhrkU

Respect yourself na... Which one is arrested again? Your lie don do

Chai... What of us that went for holidays and then met strike before resumption? Wetin we for wan read?

CanineOfJackal:
Now this is bollocks and calls for you checking your mental state

E be like say you short

Happened to a friend, got married to a lady who told him she was 32 only to find during her first child labour that she was 42... Chai the guy almost faint... But the guy still accept her sha

igbodefender:
Is she cheap or brave?

Very brave... Personally, I'll respect any girl who can do that

What happens when a dad commits suicide

Mitch closed his eyes and allowed the flood gates to open. It had been a cool harmattan day, at least by Eastern Nigeria standards. He was seven years old. His mother had picked him up from school. His Primary Two class had just finished the final performance of Scrooge–and his dad hadn’t made it. Mitch, disheartened, had played Marley, the ghost who visited Scrooge in chains. He’d desperately wanted his father there–to feel his approval, to sense that he cared. When the garage door didn’t open, his mother had parked on the driveway. The two of them stepped onto the front porch. Mitch, the corners of his mouth turned down, waited as his mother unlocked the fine, carved wooden door leading to the hallway of the 6,000-square-foot custom-built home. She suggested he call his dad using the two-way radio in her husband’s office. Mad at him for not having shown up, Mitch refused. After all, his dad had promised. His mother had paused in the kitchen to read a note from his father, while Mitch plodded on through the house to the garage to see if he could open the door, his young mechanical curiosity getting the better of him. His dad’s pickup truck was parked in its usual spot, and after turning on the light, the boy noticed his father slumped over the wheel, seemingly asleep. Mitch promptly trudged down the steps to give his dad “what for.” His mother had come to the doorway and screamed the same moment Mitch opened the truck’s door. Mitch drew a deep breath before he opened his eyes. The putrid smell filling his nostrils was almost as thick as it had been 16 years earlier. He leaned forward and brushed the stinging tears from his face, once again slamming the memories behind the battered door of his mind.

laughitall:
i live at lekki

Which phase?

MannieA:
hian!!She was fine before but ugly now..na wa o.Wetin happen to her na??

Growth happened

awwfar:
lol..wait for the thanks from her that will make your day.. funny assholes

To burst your bubble, I don't need her thanks to make my day... I don't live online. Real People here are making my day extremely pleasurable... Get offline bro, stop existing and start living

awwfar:
that's it right there, goodbye and face your lane

Thanks actually

laughitall:
kingdom of Bog

Wow... Nice to meet you my brother... Where do you stay?

mhisbliss:
Lol are you kidding me right now? He acted mature? Ignoring him didn't work, y'all should investigate before jumping into stuff, he has been trolling me.

Just ignore him... You see? It worked like magic. Ain't he off your mention?

awwfar:
Grandpa that is mature, you think trying to act all nice to the dirty slut might get her to give u attention? you're a dirty fool as well that can eat gutter *spits*

I'm not seeking for attention... Hello, why should I? I don't even know her. It's wrong throwing digs and insults at everyone that's all. You don't know me, I don't know you. If I were you, I wouldn't insult every Nairalander I come across.
All I'm saying is this... Act matured and you won't be unnecessarily insulted by girls...
SMH guy dey quarrel like girl
And try to build your self confidence... Not every guy has problems getting girls attention, okay?

awwfar:
lol.. don't cry na....ugly dirty Mofo!

Guy act matured na. Why you go dey follow woman talk since?

mhisbliss:
Act like a lady? How exactly should a lady act? Weak, and submissive when cornered and pushed to the wall by a mysoginist like that guy? Maybe feminism isn't bad afterall, you clearly saw where he attacked me and used demeaning words on me, you didn't advice him to act like a man, you choosed me instead, someone who retaliated after three provocation.

I think the guy meant to act matured... Sometimes you ignore. You should have ignored him already...

iamdrfresh:
Met this girl thru a friend when I was about to resume part4 in med schl and we kinda got along(at least thought). I took her out on my birthday that she didnt even remember just cuz I wanted her to feel special.

We kept talking even tho I initiated it most time. That wasn't my first time with girls but I just had this soft spot for her(mumu me, right).

One night after her exams, I asked us to meet even tho I really didn't have anything to discuss. Decided to take her out to eat and we spent about 3hours together thereafter...twas fun.. We both enjoyed it!

Saw her back to her hostel and she told me she'd be leaving for her home 2days later and that we'd not likely see the next day. I felt the urge to throw my shot.

I don't know what came over me but I stammered for a while. I sha told her I love her and other things and she said we should talk about it another time.

Fast forward to the morning she'd be travelling home, I arranged to meet her. After keeping me waiting for almost an hour (her excuse: she was packing), she told me she's in a relationship- serious one for that matter.

I took it in good faith.. Wished her safe journey and that she should lemme know whenever she arrives Lag.

During the break, I was still chatting her up hoping she'd reconsider and one day I decided to send an "epistle" pouring out my heart in it. Last last she no still gree!

I was talking to my friend(d one that introduced us) months later and he told me how she commented on one of his stories that He never knew he is a good writer and that I'm a good story writer too
My epistle to her was just a "Story"

The bolded parts almost made me cry... Good story writer indeed. Why I don't waste my time on girls while in school... They're just not worth the stress

laughitall:
okay

You?

warlord24:
hmmh mine was in SS2, this girl I had a killer crush on her...

I was the goal keeper of the class and during inter house- we manage to reach semi final, but that match I did alot of Bleep ups- only for the other team winning us, I told class master "I no kep again" he said you must kep for the 3place match.

Guys, on that day- sarah my crush was brought, them give her seat with bottle of coke make she the watch me straight...

My brothers and sisters- I made sure even fly no pass that post that day... Ball wea i no sopose dive- I go dive...
My guys where laughing- they knew sarah presence was enough to make me become the best Keeper in the world that day.

that was 2008
till now i still the die for the girl, just that we are not in good times like b4.

Crushing on someone for more than 11 years? Wow... Accolades

clive2u:
so you are 16 and u are commenting in big peoples thread? at ur age i only toasted girls for my mind only and they still slapped me. for my own imagination

Oga, you're wicked ooo... Anyways, the world don spoil finish

WinningEleven:
I was a 10 year old boy trying to "toast" ( that's what we called it back then) a 15years old girl. That's was like 6 or 7 years ago. I didn't know how to go about it.
I went to school( I just entered JS1 then) and I asked my friends and they gave me some really, really stupid and silly advice. And believe me, I swallowed that advice hook, line and sinker.
One of the told me that, if I helped her do the house work, she will like me and become closer to me. And he said he had tried it on another girl of that same age and it worked. I was impressed.
My brothers and sisters, that's how I became this girls slave. Washing plates, fetching water and even helping her to cook( we were close neighbours).
I thought it would make her "like" me. At the end of the day, it didn't.
After slaving away for 5 months, I finally had the courage to approach her, with a love letter. I gave it to her and ran away.

Childish me timidly went back to her house two days later to get her reply. I was dressed in my "best" clothes.
The embarrassment I got from that experience prevented me from chasing girls during my first 4 years in secondary school. I was so heart broken.


But those are the kind of things you look back on and laugh at your self. She's 21 now and I'm 17. Anytime i see her, I remember the experience and I laugh.
My stupidity caused my downfall

This boy, you get liver ooo. You dey pursue girl wey give you 4years

placeofallure:
вυт уσυ ¢αи'т яєαℓℓу ρяσνє ωнєтнєя тєтєнʝєωєℓѕ ιѕ уσяυвα σя иσт. уσυ, тнєяєfσяє, αяє gυιℓту σf fαℓℓα¢у σf ιℓℓєgιтιмαтє gєиєяαℓιѕαтισи,! нσω ∂σ уσυ ρℓєα∂?

There's nothing like fallacy of illegitimate generalisation, it's rather, fallacy of HASTY GENERALISATION

laughitall:
which. Kingdom

Kingdom of Gog and Magog

laughitall:
yes are you??

Yep

I'm just wondering, what makes it so wrong to use their son as next of kin? Their Son?
So who else would he rather she used? Some men are just too stupid to comprehend... Every wise father seeks to leave an inheritance for their kids, and this fool here drank acid because his wife was helping him out in creating legacies for THEIR SON... SMH

NigeriaIsDoomed:
Next president of Nigeria. If Atiku no win make I die before next month.
Although Buhari will try to rig, he will never come back as the president of Nigeria.
It is what will happen.

I'm quoting you just in case I need to remind you to die in two weeks... Or to congratulate you if your candidate wins... Either way, you'll hear from me in two weeks

This is how to catch rapists, not all those attention seeking slayers that will be shouting up and down on SM that they've been raped without evidence...
Nice one

laughitall:
Choi dis guy .. me and my witness team preached to them last week Sunday .. may God forgive them

Are you a JW?

seyigiggle:
Continue to watch out.
except you are acting as her proxy. No hurry in life

Just note that while you're "waiting" another victim could be scammed cause of lack of knowledge... Take back the bolded...

seyigiggle:
I still insist beware of benny2015.

Don't fall a prey.

you know how some of these scammers behave, they prey you to buy their goods on deceit, then blackmail you thereafter.

I am only giving benefit of doubt for some time as requested to see if she could redeem her reputation.

Guy talk wetin she do na make we rest, ABI na blackmail you dey?

ArmaniUhuru:
Yes you are wrong.
Sometimes hardwork beat talent, when talent doesn’t work hard.

Wizkid started way before OBO. But now OBO has more money, more fans, and has one of the best record label in Nigeria. David don try abeg.

Who said anything about talent? I'm not a WizKid fan, I'm not even a fan of Naija songs, but when it comes to the fortune and fame, Wiz beats Davido hands down... You know how many foreign deals Wizzy has signed? Davido basks in his dad's money while Wiz inherited nothing from family... He's self-made