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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 2:57pm On Feb 06, 2019
Godskidk:

To burst your bubble, I don't need her thanks to make my day... I don't live online. Real People here are making my day extremely pleasurable... Get offline bro, stop existing and start living
are you sure you won't drop dread if she fails to thank you ? and your last line.. don't you think your assertion looks stupid when you said it clearly the other time you don't know me.. are you sure you're alright? like mentally OK sir
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by mhisbliss(f): 2:59pm On Feb 06, 2019
Godskidk:

Just ignore him... You see? It worked like magic. Ain't he off your mention?
He ain't, but its fine, I'm done anyways.
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by MannieA(f): 3:05pm On Feb 06, 2019
Horlaslim:
When I was in ss3 I met one girl in my area, approached her and sharp sharp we started talking along the line we started dating least I got then was hug, I always smile home after the hug cuz this girl is damn beautiful yellow paw paw. Fast forward we finished ss3 time for VS party, told this girl we going together to show off to my friends to see my beautiful gf she said no p. A week before I started showering this girl with stuffs cuz my mum has a provision shop I will go to my mum shop in the evening to help her pack and will steal danish cookies, shortbread or any imported biscuits reachable did that for like a week damn it this girl still hug me. Cut it short VS day reach I call and call her number switched off my eyes don red and bad mood. After VS I went to her house with anger this babe just use her hand rub my head to calm me down naso I forget about it, still vex say why I de vex las las na me beg before I leave her house. As time goes on I no no say this girl na almost every guy don browse her internet later she con learn hairstylist behind my house one guy still enter her again. Naso my eyes de always big say I must have my own share too. Brother and sister to talk true o I no see nipples suck talk less of p*nna. Her uglyness now na grade 1




hian!!She was fine before but ugly now..na wa o.Wetin happen to her na??

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Godskidk(m): 3:07pm On Feb 06, 2019
MannieA:





hian!!She was fine before but ugly now..na wa o.Wetin happen to her na??
Growth happened
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by MannieA(f): 3:10pm On Feb 06, 2019
mhisbliss:
I know, but boys ain't really my problem, thats why i work hard like I'm a boy.




Doesn't mean you should lead them on till you get tired..If they aren't your problem then don't bother getting close to them, make your money well instead.
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Horlaslim(m): 3:26pm On Feb 06, 2019
MannieA:





hian!!She was fine before but ugly now..na wa o.Wetin happen to her na??
guess to much of kpekus.. girl wey don de naco since 15-16 what do you expect
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by SimSify(m): 3:46pm On Feb 06, 2019
mhisbliss:
Not that desperate, i just lead people on till I'm bored.
. oohh..beautiful people are very annoying..
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by mhisbliss(f): 4:06pm On Feb 06, 2019
SimSify:
. oohh..beautiful people are very annoying..
How? cheesy
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by mhisbliss(f): 4:07pm On Feb 06, 2019
MannieA:





Doesn't mean you should lead them on till you get tired..If they aren't your problem then don't bother getting close to them, make your money well instead.
Nah, i don't get close, but if anyone ignore the fvck off and get close, i just lead them on, its fun. cheesy
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by PcashMojo(m): 4:11pm On Feb 06, 2019
OlaitanAkanbi:
Lol I met a girl at a park I paid her T.fair from Ibadan to Lagos and even bought her different things on our way to Lagos
When we got to Lagos I asked this girl for number
She told me No.
That she don’t always give straighters her number

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy...but she always allow stranger to pay her T.fair from Ibadan to Lagos, and eat fried meat and pomo with sauce along...you go learn cool.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by SimSify(m): 4:23pm On Feb 06, 2019
mhisbliss:
How? cheesy
How?..you know soooo. many people(guys) crushing on you..why not just tell them off immediately they make their intention(s) known..why wait till you bored..
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by samisj4real(m): 4:37pm On Feb 06, 2019
ezenwajosh:
Not really to impress but I was looking for my friend CHIAMAKA... I met her in my primary 2, I went to get chalk from our headmaster's office cause am the class prefect.... Then I saw her registering by her mum.... I stayed long cause I wouldn't disturb the headmaster so I was busy looking at them.... And she's too beautiful and I wished so much she would come to my class.

I finally got the chalk and went back to class few minutes later as the teaching was going on she came in with our headmaster and her mum and our teacher introduced her as our new class member because she was teaching she asked her to just sit anywhere she like then later she will be given a position.... You know what, she just walked straight to my sit and on that day we had a Macmillan page to read and I made some mistakes and was flogged and she consoled me.... CHIAMAKA was my best friend....from that day..... Sometimes I will even stay the lesson period without food and she will share hers and even force me to eat.... Cox am shy type she will threaten that if I don't eat... She would go in front of the class and shout am her husband... Trust me I will finish the food immediately...

One Thursday after school we bet on who will be first to get to my yard cox am living close to school just like 2minutes treck... After that I waved her goodbye.... And she went home.... And happy to see my best friend tomorrow morning, I wake up happy prepared to school...and CHIAMAKA wasn't there in class... I waited until break period she's not here cry then we went on weekend.... I wasn't myself.... On Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday I never saw CHIAMAKA again till today.......

After my primary school when I was about entering secondary school I wrote letters dropped it different places on the road thinking I maybe somehow... Someone that knows her might pick it up....UP TILL TODAY AM STILL LOOKING FOR HER AND THE WORST is CHIAMAKA was her only name I could remember,
I even went to Facebook many years ago and searched the pictures of all names with CHIAMAKA I couldn't find her... now I ve grown and am sure as a woman she must have gotten married but I made a promise to myself that I WILL CALL MY FIRST DAUGHTER CHIAMAKA when am married.
and am still looking for my CHIAMAKA and if she's not married yet which ever shape or condition she is.... I will marry her
This your write up touch me in my heart mheeen.

WHEN YOU WERE WISE ENOUGH LIKE JSS OR SSS STAGE WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO THE SCHOOL TO ASK FOR HER

1. HOUSE ADDRESS

2. PARENTS CONTACT

3. PARENTS WORK ADDRESS

4. SCHOOL SHE WAS TRANSFERRED FROM ( thats in case your school never had this info, which is quite impossible).

5.State/local government ( if her L.G.A no big e ho they you easy, you know say most Igbo families na one ancient name wey people within go they familiar with them they use)


TAKE NOTE IF ITS AN ORGANIZED SCHOOL ALL THAT STUFF I LISTED ABOVE WILL STILL BE ON RECORDS TILL DATE NOT MINDING THE YEARS.

I WOULDN'T TYPE AT LENGTH LIKE THIS FOR ANY REASON BUT BECAUSE I SAY E TOUCH ME THATS WHY AM I HAD TO.

SO TO APPRECIATE MY EFFORT, TRY & DO THE NEEDFUL.

NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU FIND HER.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by MannieA(f): 5:36pm On Feb 06, 2019
Godskidk:
Growth happened


hmmm..that kind of growth is not cool. She's supposed to become fresher.
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 5:52pm On Feb 06, 2019
samisj4real:
This your write up touch me in my heart mheeen.

WHEN YOU WERE WISE ENOUGH LIKE JSS OR SSS STAGE WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO THE SCHOOL TO ASK FOR HER

1. HOUSE ADDRESS

2. PARENTS CONTACT

3. PARENTS WORK ADDRESS

4. SCHOOL SHE WAS TRANSFERRED FROM ( thats in case your school never had this info, which is quite impossible).

5.State/local government ( if her L.G.A no big e ho they you easy, you know say most Igbo families na one ancient name wey people within go they familiar with them they use)


TAKE NOTE IF ITS AN ORGANIZED SCHOOL ALL THAT STUFF I LISTED ABOVE WILL STILL BE ON RECORDS TILL DATE NOT MINDING THE YEARS.

I WOULDN'T TYPE AT LENGTH LIKE THIS FOR ANY REASON BUT BECAUSE I SAY E TOUCH ME THATS WHY AM I HAD TO.

SO TO APPRECIATE MY EFFORT, TRY & DO THE NEEDFUL.

NOTIFY ME WHEN YOU FIND HER.

Thank you alot...I will
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by mhisbliss(f): 6:16pm On Feb 06, 2019
SimSify:
How?..you know soooo. many people(guys) crushing on you..why not just tell them off immediately they make their intention(s) known..why wait till you bored..
So you don't know that telling them off outrightly has consequences? You obviously don't know what most people are capable of.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 7:05pm On Feb 06, 2019
SimSify:
. oohh..beautiful people are very annoying..
yinmu! you're a liar
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Nobody: 7:09pm On Feb 06, 2019
SimSify:
. oohh..beautiful people are very annoying..
yinmu! don't waste your time with the dumb thing
mhisbliss:
So you don't know that telling them off outrightly has consequences? You obviously don't know what most people are capable of.
see what I'm saying... very dumb thing
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by NarnieSnyper(m): 7:20pm On Feb 06, 2019
Very funny thread, I must confess.... except for those folks busy abusing each other like two shameless market women.

One thing I have always known how to be is being myself. Yes, at a point in life we tend to do silly things to impress the opposite sex especially while growing up, but right from the on set I had never tried too hard to impress a girl.

Maybe that's why the girls I have dated always found that spot for me: I can go out of my way to give you something because I want to, not because I want to impress you.

Funny thread. Can't stop laughing

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by SimSify(m): 8:50pm On Feb 06, 2019
mhisbliss:
So you don't know that telling them off outrightly has consequences? You obviously don't know what most people are capable of.
. Whats up with you and the guy called awwfar..hes been calling you dumb..Lool
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by MrMacinterchi1: 9:36pm On Feb 06, 2019
Jacktheripper:

You fit send small to me too. It wouldn't hurt as well
lol mad man
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by iamdrfresh: 9:39pm On Feb 06, 2019
marvinsync:



lol

guy if anything this thread has proved is u were not dumb , every guy has done something stupid for a girl , it's natural (CURSE U NATURE!!!!), what's good is uve learnt and now u won't make this same mistake again (I hope)

it has actually made my more smart but I still have this issue professing to girls I really like not because they don't like me back but because I feel it would only turn me into mumu.

I've been with at least 5girls after that. I even had to break a relationship I was never in(at least I thought) recently.

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by mhisbliss(f): 9:52pm On Feb 06, 2019
SimSify:
. Whats up with you and the guy called awwfar..hes been calling you dumb..Lool
Who? undecided
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Ytrigga(m): 9:54pm On Feb 06, 2019
I trecked nothing less than 2hrs just to escort her home in the street I never knew before and it was around past five after my usual lesson, on getting to her house I never even got a goodbye, all I got was some stupid scary dogs smiling and closing in on me.... I sharply took to my heels.... I got home around 8pm that day cos I also missed my way back to school.... I was in jss2 then 2003::: I hated the girl till I left the because she said and I quote "God catch you"

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Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by vickthorious(m): 9:55pm On Feb 06, 2019
ezenwajosh:


Thank you alot...I will

bros go and look for her on rant hq group
post ur school year and everything u remember if picture dey sef some1 might know her
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by MrMacinterchi1: 10:36pm On Feb 06, 2019
clive2u:
so you are 16 and u are commenting in big peoples thread? at ur age i only toasted girls for my mind only and they still slapped me. for my own imagination
lol laughing out loud... mad man lol
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by MrMacinterchi1: 10:55pm On Feb 06, 2019
Elliot2:
crushed on this girl at jss2, spent almost all my lunch money buying her snacks everyday. when I got tired,I decided to tell her my mind. But I told her I had something to tell her,and that I wanted it to be special. However,before that d-day, my mom had asked me to wash fermented cassava for fufu, so unfortunately I got a stench as a result. I thought I did everything to get d stench away; I practically emptied my perfume and took several baths. But it didn't. Getting to class, I felt on top of d world though, couldn't wait for break time. And when it came,I took her to d sales woman and got her snacks with all d money I had on me,took her to one serene corner. All was fine as we discussed, but along d line,just immediately before I could tell her d real gist...Just that moment of pause when I was struggling to tell her what's up...brothers and sisters...just about d time bannie just finished with d last biscuit n mineral...my god!
"Elliot,your body is smelling fufu fufu! Chai! Go and bath. I am going..."
Guys, I am still on d bannie's case. I just want my money for d snacks only.

Elliot, u see your life? lol
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by SimSify(m): 11:01pm On Feb 06, 2019
mhisbliss:
Who? undecided
. read through page 9 of this thread..you will understand what I'm talking about..
Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Yommy247(m): 11:01pm On Feb 06, 2019
mhisbliss:
[color=#000099]Not that desperate, i just lead people on till I'm bored.[/rcolor]
Lol... and it makes you happy?

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