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newsarena:
Tonto Dikeh sure loves her husband and wants the world to know. See what she wrote below;

Being Loved by someone gives you strength but loving someone deeply gives you courage..Dangerously in love with my husband..Miss you my KINGKONG #PapaKING #MRX

Love is a beautiful thing...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BEahiRRL4Xi/?taken-by=tontolet

Leeeekeeee:
Thought u were learned...
Peace..

Leeeekeeee:
Hahahahaha..

The "full" had to go google to find out at what temperature..

I thought u said nothing happens
Next time make research before displaying ur silly self..

Ovuru Ezi

Leeeekeeee:
This goes a long way to show how brain damaged ur lineage is..

Why not use google to find out instead of showing how imbecilic you re..

The liquid content of the egg makes ur car foggy nd can only re corrected by repainting..

Rapmoney:
Yes, I'm his driver. He is my oga...but unfortunately, you are the house boy!!!

Leeeekeeee:
How I wish I dey there, I go just rush buy 4eggs, use 2 each on the cars..

At least taking their cars to paint shop will compensate for the Lost man hour to other road users..

Rapmoney:
And who told you this man is Chinese?

kajoula:
Look at the floor and the environment......You hardly see that kind of degraded floor in civilised country

Rapmoney:
This is a high level of lawlessness in a foreign land. I witnessed this at Okorodudu Junction, along Effurun-Sapele Road this evening.

This white man shamelessly parked his car on the road and started urinating, right there in the very presence of everyone; as busy as that junction is!!! If a Nigerian tries this in this man's country, the resultant effect will be very disastrous!!!

YelloweWest:
Where I come from we eat similar grass or

That might be dry bitter leaf
My concern is the pot looks like it has only water in it

Larryfest:
Lol....na 2make d soup sweet jor.

luciouscookie:
How true is this story?

vivalavida:
My immediate ex gurlfriend has all the above listed characteristics.

I dont regret leaving her

mrtantalizers:
But seriously, is it only ladies that sleep around? What about guys or men too. In fact men are worse than ladies but y is it that we ignore the men and criticise d ladies. Every man deserves d kind of woman he gets.

Vinshu:
I receive calls very often even more than my hubby. Yet, I ain't sleeping around

And I accept gifts from people either material or financial from both male and female yet, I ain't sleeping around.

Somethings are to be kept secret.

People can posses traits but ain't who you think they are.

wristbangle:
I have come te realise no matter how hard you try to please some ladies, nothing can ever stop them from cheating on you. It will be better if a guy can identify these bad traits as well as how best to deal with such ladies whether to terminate the relationship abruptly or cope with it.

I will be opening our eyes with this write-up so that we will be familiar to these habits

1. She becomes your enemy when you are broke

Life is not a bed of roses, therefore, everyday cannot be lived like a christmas day but some ladies don't even care. All they want is money coming out of your pocket each time they are in need, and failure to do so makes her becomes your enemy. If a lady starts nagging and threatening to dump you because you didn't fulfil your monetary promise, just know that there's probability that she will be cheating on you in marriage in a bid to get that which she desires.

2. She flirts with several guys

A flirt will always be a flirt anytime any day. Don't ever think marriage can change a lady that flirts except God delivers her from the act. Some of them flirt with several guys and will deem it right saying she only flirts with them and doesn't allow them get under her skirt. A lady with this ideology will no doubt be promiscuous when married.

3. She is not sexually satisfied with you

Just when you're bleeping a lady and she reading a newspaper or picks her phone and start replying her mentions on nairaland :O , just know that you never find wife at all oooo.. To worsen the case, if the guy's joystick is as small as that of Tosyne2much and inexperienced in several sex positions like Lalasticlala, she will definitely go to Kinglekan to satisfy herself. Such a lady is very risky to marry.

4. She accepts ridiculous money and gifts from guys

I don't know why some ladies have no standard that they can beg for ridiculous things from guys.. This habit only portrays how cheap these categories of ladies are, and I can't but pity any guy that falls in their trap. Even if a dude that marries them is as righteous as Jesus Christ they will still cheat on him.

5. She receives calls every now and then

When you're with a lady and her phone keeps ringing every 5mins it's better you have a heart to heart talk with her otherwise, you might end up with a miserable marriage life.. That is the way it will it will continue when married. That was the reason why Toyin Aimakhu's husband dumped her when he could no longer cope with such habit.

6. She is too secretive

When a lady is unnecessarily being secretive with a questionable character, then something is up her sleeves. It will be a big risk to marry such a lady otherwise you may have yourself to blame.

7. Her yansh no dey sit down for one place

Just when a lady is always found everywhere, bro you need to think twice before making that lifetime choice. She no dey use ear hear club house, pepper soup joint, birthday party and the likes.

8. She's very happy to have various toasters

Guys, when a lady is very elated and prides herself based on the number of chairmen stalking her, then there's high tendency for her to cheat in marriage.. When issues arise some of them will even be threatening you with break up and that they are only managing you cos they've got better guys toasting them.

PoliticalThuG:
There is this woman living next to my house. This woman beats the hell out of her daughter at every slightest mistake her daughter makes.

Asked why she always beats her daughter, she said her daughter is very stubborn.

Is that the best way to handle a stubborn kid? By spanking?

Dudeweedlmao:
Thats the best you can do?
Lol.

Dudeweedlmao:
Yes, Nigerians like speed, they are the most impatient lifeforms on earth. They will criticize everything, i mean every single thing
But just ask one of them to provide a simple solution, the thread will be empty. They always shiit on what they don't understand, an attribute similar to apes.

Dudeweedlmao:
See through what exactly? What can you see through? The source code of her comment or her IP address?
A banana like you can't see shiiit, your only judgement comes from the fact that you've been scammed all your life or your a Scammer.
I see them all the time, those Australians and asians students riding their bicycle like they dont give a shiit, wih their helmet on and yes, they are real they exist in west africa. There is this thing called airplane, its used to travel across various continent.

Try to leave your room once in a while, theres a big world out there.

Dudeweedlmao:
The apes in this thread have managed to scare the young girl away, we are only good at one thing Nd we do it well.

moonraker:
lol you are a troll and not bright either. you strike me as someone who doesnt know what is happening outside of your bedroom walls.

Receive sense IJN. i have been in Japan since i was 16. means i went to school here.

I speak and write the Japanese language at native level. I dont need your endorsement. Ask people on here like oyb, tex, siena if

i have ever scammed anyone on here...

gbens2000:
based on my assertion u are a young foreign student looking for friends in Nigeria.asian girl looking for black guy is just like Asian pussv looking for black rod.so u might not get the kind of friends u wan with the heading of your thread,my name is gbenga I reside in is I sent u an email if it just friendship you want and u are legit reply my email

moonraker:
それはすばらしい！あなたはスマートである必要がありますsmiley
私はここナイジェリアで交換留学生です。私は黒人男性に惹か感じるので、ここに来ることを選びました。なぜあなたは他の国を日本に行くとないことにしたのですか？


I will help you with the translation because the question was directed to me...

Thats great, you would have to be smart to have pull all of that off..

She is in Nigeria as a foreign student. She is interested in black guys and thats why she chose Nigeria.

Then she asked me why i chose Japan over other countries....

This is what people on here used to tag me a scammer because i clearly can speak the language.

jossi994:
since you're claiming japanese, translate this words for me.
Ukiyo
Majime
Nihon Danji

ultimatesafety:
ok are you on Bbm? here is my Bbm pin 58A91734

Hadez:
Guys are not only guilty about this, sometimes we ladies really feel the urge to be alone and get down with someone we have a crush on. OK enough said

I know some people might take me as a bad girl but I don't care. I am going to state the fact and hey I am here to have fun


1. She comes to your house with a short skirt or a short gown: some guys don't seem to understand the signs though. The thing is we ladies are very conscious of what we were, so coming to your house looking like a hot model is a cue

2. She lays her had on your shoulders or laps: this is a very popular trick we use but some guys are too quick to start kissing and pressing... This is not cool, it makes us uneasy and we change our mind. Why don't put just take it slow and wait for the right moment then you see we actually repaired for this before coming

3. Telling you we want to sleep and you shouldn't disturb: let me tell you a secret guy, no girl I repeat no girl will ever come to your house if she feels she is tired and will not enjoy herself when she comes (trust me)

4. Saying she will be leaving in an hour time: we are actually telling you to make a move but someone guys don't get it. Instead they will be begging us to stay a little longer. Durr if I have somewhere else to go that evening, do you think I will come and spend time in your house?

5. We loose off some buttons on our shirt: we want you to feel aroused and make a move but instead you will dip your hands in your pocket and probably start going out and coming in. Then you will be forming bad guy later

6. We tell you to play a song and we start dancing: if I am dancing in your room, I expect you to join me then along the link you rock me then you know what next to do. But most of you don't even know how to Dance it is frustrating

GBYB:
Well I don't like your wrong spellings, subject/verb nd object/verb disagreements.

Fadekebisola:
FROM YOUR WRITE UP YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SISTERS ARE ANIMALS TOO...JUST HELPED U TO UNDERSTAND WHAT U WROTE

Pepuscutie270:
Guess this is totally taking a different turn altogether, see what they wrote....

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