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herbie27:
so ur answer is 112?.

This is serious

this is how I solve all my math and I always pass that svpid course with F

Obinoscopy:
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the answer is 112.


Beacuse you plus all 1 it will give you 12 and subconsciously times it by 10.


12 is not the answer


2 is not the answer.

MamaOO:
Lmao. I must have struck a nerve. Unlike you, I do not hide behind a cheap phone and insult women (or men) over the Internet. When you point a finger in insult to someone, the remaining 4 points back at you. Go figure!

PS: I didn't know your Dad was Dangote. What has family background gotten to do with my reply to you? lmbo. Someone is grappling at straws. Continue

Edit: I read how you're busy going up and down saying you studied abroad and all that nonsense and I can't but laugh. If you indeed studied abroad, you won't need much validation and definitely won't be throwing it out here on Nairaland. You have a serious case of complex.

MUMU!

if someone said he studied abroad, does it necessary mean he must be good at English or be extra ordinary

you people think abroad is were there is gold or something?

stop thinking like a slave and by the way! I only said it once not going up and down spreading rumors like bird.

you are the one who have some complex issue not me.

go see your psychiatrist.

DJBIGGY:
When some people are advised to be careful of what they wish for cos they just might get it, this is a classic example. A lady in search of a boyfriend itemized her specifications and asked people to RT for easy visibility. You will not believe what was suggested to her.

Check it out below:

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/04/lady-lists-what-she-want-in-boyfriend.html

that's why those useless WOMEN will be giving birth to bastard as there child!

rubbish NAIJA WOMEN everywhere! I rather marry a Togo or Ghana WOMAN than for me to marry one EEDIOT from Nigeria who called herself a Nigeria WOMAN.

MamaOO:
Blood sucking parasites? including the women in your household?

did you said the WOMEN in your household are blood sucking parasite?

you really come from a poor background!


sorry!

Kath5kouture:
Na the only grammer you learn after wasting 5 years plus 2 extra years in university? Molecule of sense! Lol upon that you no even get third class na ordinary pass! I talk am say u b olodo! Idiat! The correct statement is 'atom of sense' not molecule! Ewu Gambia!

lol!

did you think I school in Nigeria?


you can use molecule, matter or atom depending. dumb head.

by the way! don't have time with you!

go take some banana...


have a nice day!

ladyF:
lol is it just me or was anyone expecting a more touching story than this?

You can't blame her completely tho, a lot of females have their very cogent reasons for not chatting with strangers online. It sounds like you were send the poor lady messages every hour so you might have come up as a creepy young lad. But how come nobody messages me. Is there something I'm not doing right?

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

even a female APE has more value than you!

Kath5kouture:
Is your mother and female relatives among? Oops! Pardon me,I forgot they are African American. Olodo Rabata!
Meanwhile,OP you need reorientation ASAP. Go read my post on sexuality forum.
https://www.nairaland.com/3041041/must-read-every-man

why must you people put someone's mother or father before his/her make his point


you must be be sick in the head!

go take some banana and get-out of my side

unwanted piece of Shiite!

good. those blood sucking parasite called NAIJA WOMEN need to evaluate their mental attitude toward men!

kooletsa:
Any time you touch woman in her#breast first
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I wanna use it to draw your anttention.do you
know that jesus died for you?he is the one that
keep you and your family alive.but u don't have
time for him.when you see post about jesus on
Facebook you ignore but when you see rubbish
post you"ll be busy commenting. Just use your
5seconds of your time and type thank you
Jesus!!!!!

even APE get sense pass you


get sense get sense them no go won get sense.

Stupedinluv:
Those women dont have back of pot complexion so i dont get you.

look well!

IRserveMyComent:
its well bro.

APE man do really feel sorry and it won't happen again!

thanks

IRserveMyComent:
Jesus Christ! Is it that the NOT in that comment is not showing on your phone? Or are you naturally this daft?

APE man didn't see not.

APE man must be lacking some basic nutrient in banana, no wonder ape man couldn't see the not in that comment.

APE man do apologize with some bunch of banana in his forest.

hope you accept Ape man apology

Stupedinluv:
Have you noticed?
Even on nairaland. The smartest always has a thing for the chocolates. Everytime he describes his woman, he wants her dark? There are exceptions o.

p/s: am in btw dark and light.

you svpid?

do you think I'm looking for a black chocolate WOMAN.

the truth is: the dumbest man on NAIRALAND are looking for those kind of woman. while you will never see a smart man (me) discussing about how I want my WOMAN to look like my shiit (chocolate)

infact men love fair WOMEN not those back of pot WOMEN.

please don't go and bleach if you are a black woman! we men don't like bleaching and we also don't like black women take it all leave it.

IRserveMyComent:
Are you serious? You are even raining curses on me. Indeed you need new lenses. Can you show me where i said ALL MEN CHEAT in my previous? STOP quoting someone if you have not comprehensively read their comments.

IRserveMyComent:
And the FACT is ALL MEN DO NOT CHEAT. Period!!

you must


I guess you were sleeping when you said this comment

IRserveMyComent:
Its like you need a new lense. Cos i can see you dont see very well.

the truth hurt right.

keep saying all men CHEAT.

nonsense thing! your husband will CHEAT on you then drive you away to bring his new babe.

ireneony:
I will beat the hell out of that white trash..

I don't know why most blacks always want to assimilate with white people. Like beech! I dont fucking care if you like me or not but when step into my toes I will give it to you hard.
God help me! If any pinky try with me, I will beat the nonsense out of her brain.....I got no time for tweeter and whining for the media.

you sound like an APE!

don't use violence to take banana! be smart like an ant and also be wise in ya doing!

just because someone called you a monkey doesn't necessarily mean you are a monkey unless you act on it and that characterize you as a monkey.

chill up APE girl
don't go beating people up and down!

one more note! always take 1 bunch of banana a day to cool your temper!

GurlFriend:
The University of Warwick has launched an investigation after a Nigerian student reported bananas in her shared school accommodation had been graffitied with racial slurs.

Faramade Ifaturoti posted a picture on Twitter, writing: “Just entered the kitchen and look at what one of my flatmates has done. I am extremely disgusted.”

'Monkey' and 'nigga', can clearly be seen written on the fruit.

The tweet quickly gathered attention and has been retweeted almost 3,000 times. The university responded to it, saying: “We’re really sorry you’ve had to experience this. It is completely unacceptable. Please DM us your email and we will escalate.”

She told BuzzFeed she felt “targeted” and that “this is not the first time something like this has happened”. In February, Ifaturoti had also complained about racism in a tweet, when she wrote: “Racism is very real. Especially in this Warwick I can’t lie.”

Ifaturoti also expressed disappointment at the university’s response. Other Warwick students were quick to express their dismay - and anger - at both the incident and the university’s response. She said “I’m highly disappointed that it took a Twitter escalation in order for you to respond.”


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/nigerian-student-suffers-humiliating.html

you even look like monkey!

but there is nothing bad to be like a monkey

just accept who you are and forget about it and start thinking you are the monkey in every humans.

IRserveMyComent:
My dear very seriously. am a living testimony to that.

so he cheated on ya mother on many account and you are proud of him?

good girl

IRserveMyComent:
And the FACT is ALL MEN DO NOT CHEAT. Period!!

you must be very proud of ya father!

seunlayi:
Do someone need to keep kill just to get rich? I can't just match the word together

money

mikolo80:
chei you too much. all hail master going ape. please share more of your concise and concentrated nuggets of wisdom o shiFu

lol shifu


APE man will do so!

Tonydeeb:
If it's a lady I so love and still love at the advent of the occurence, then I might forgive her...the marriage could never remain thesame though...as everytime I remember what had transpired, I sure will review my stance on letting her remain with me.
On the other hand, if it happens to be a lady I married out of pity or desperation or the love btw us is vaporized, then no story...it's straight divorce(with no issue btw us ofcourse).

then get ready to turn into a monster overtime.

if it is WOMAN that did this! it won't go free with her unless I didn't know about it. but if I do know! either one of us will be dead of standing depending!

missbronze:
If he as a human can sin against God and ask him for forgiveness, and, he forgives.


Then, he should forgive his wife. Esp, if she is remorseful, Kids or no Kids.

two thins you don't really understand the meaning! forgiveness and forget!

God can forgive and forget because he his a god while humans can forgive but won't forget that incident and once one won't forget that incident, he will think of how to revenge back.



a woman can easily forgive a man and forget because she has no choice but to do it but a man won't let it go freely because he his egocentric in nature. take this as an example! why do you think we can't forget that civil war incident and most times have a tribal war? because it is very hard to forget and easily say I forgive you orally but not inwardly (heart.)!

as a man! this is a taboo to forgive ya cheating wife. she must face the consequences and be dealt with by all means. forgiveness is a cheap talk! in a man's world thins don't just go easily.

if your best female friend snatch your husband, tell her you forgive her and you think what you just said as if it will be very easy to get what ya work hard to get and someone just take it from you.


experience is the best teacher!

CopyLearner:
I don't see anywhere where she tried to make her husband look bad. She only complained about him being withdrawn and how it is affecting her. Obviously there are two troubled souls in that house. Your first comment btw makes you look like a bitter soul. Is everything alright?

whatever you Are! ask yourself that question.

familyrocks:
Change too, just start Ignoring him totally, in fact just live as Co tenants. And from your write up it seems he is not doing well financially and your still young so please the second option is leaving that marriage before you get pregnant

if a woman start ignoring me she just give me the go ahead to flex outside and CHEAT. infact I will be planing to kick her out of the house because she is no longer useful to me.

you called yourself familyrocks but throwing stone at someone's marriage with your RUBBISH advise!

congratulation!

hassymo5:
WAT IF IM HER HUSBAND READING ALL THESE POST

you will know that women can lie more than the devil

sukkot:
you married a weirdo. someone who bones for his siblings is a weird person lol. i know his type, if he was in boarding school in naija he will be that wicked senior boy that is always boning

how do you know he is a weirdo

You don't take a woman's side of a story and make a conclusion! Don't you see she is talking all kinds of things to make her be the good one while the husband look bad!

And nor of you here see this but siding her and giving her advise. To the marriage folks who advise her! You are worst for you not to see through and taking only side ( her side)

GANJAFARMER:
Of course you can never have a perfect life but Omo ! I better pass you.

you sure!

obiaguna:
Is everything okay with you.?

ask yourself that question

Tekevwe:
I got married to my husband a some months ago. Before we got married we dated for a while and my husband was the smiling type, though I noticed he bones a lot with his siblings.

Our courtship was great. He used to give me practically everything I wanted (affection and care) even before I asked. He showered me with so much love that I thought I was dreaming. I saw some other qualities in him and felt he would make a great husband.

The first week of our marriage, my husband changed, started boning round the house and withdrew into himself. His office rent was due that month so I felt that was cause and let him be. Several months down the line and things re d same or even worse. He gets home boning, eats and goes straight to bed. If I try gisting with him he answers in monosylables and you can see the disinterest on his face.

The only time he smiles at home is when he wants to be intimate. That's the only time he's soft with me now and the only time I feel connected to him. I asked him if I offended him in any way and he says no, that the pressure of providing for a new family is getting to him.

I didn't play hard to get cos I don't believe in such so I don't know why the change.

There are some other qualities I discovered in him that I never saw while we were dating. I jokingly told him he has changed and that day he smiled and said he had to give me all I wanted cos he didn't want to lose me since I'm a pretty girl. Now that we re married its like he can't be bothered with trying anymore.

Also deep down I don't tink he loves me and feel he just married me cos he isn't so young anymore (almost 40) and he's parents were mounting pressure on him. He's snappy with me now which never used to happen.

He also has a wall built around him that I can't seem to penetrate. I feel so depressed each time I'm home, being married to a man I feel no connection to.

I don't know if this is what marriage entails. If it is, then please, married folks should hint me so I can adjust my mindset to this new change.

Also, what can I do to break through and get through to him?

this is what happens when what you can only contribute is your yansh!

You are a liability and think the world revolve around you.

What have you contribute in this relationship! Just talking about you you and you some you etc you.

He change because he know you are a gold digger and a debtor. A person who all she think is me me and me. You married for money and now you are complaining

NAIJA WOMEN ARE liability to the highest level! I wonder why people still married them.

Come I'm not finish with you.

That imbec1le below me telling you that your husband have some psychological problem is a lier! You are the one suffering some psychological problem because you can't contribute to your marriage and now telling us you hate him you have a problem.

When you were choping his money you didn't read his action but just choping and opening leg like lizard.

See! You are the fault here! Go find somthing doing and stop all this your telemundo love! Why can't you show him that you are a woman and nothing move you and do what will please him but instead you are finding what will please you do you think sex is everything we men want in a woman?

So what do you want married folks to tell you

You go find his weak point and break him easily but this time don't be a liability but assent. Sit down and study your husband or one other small girl outside will study him for you and snatch him while you will be busy crying like a lizard. You are the one to solve your problem not we NAIRALAND or any married folks here cos them too have there own madness.

Do you think marriage is all about smiling and laughing

Do you know why divorce rate is higher than marriage rate? Because of people like you who only want fun and think everything is like flower and cake full with grapes!

You will see hell and know the smell of hell in your marriage if you don't sit up and start working towards it cos I see you have time writing your junk and seeking advise online! This is a dull move by you let me tell you.

Your marriage is not up to a year and you are here shouting!

Woman! You are not serious infact unseriousness is your middle name. If you dont want to work toward keeping your marriage in shape just carry your bags and DIVORCE, afterall you are not the only one who is unserious.

That WOMAN below me telling you to go to his family and ask how all this started, when you were dating did you take your time to study your husband? No! You were bussy eating his money and laughing!

take that woman advise below me and I bet you! You will see hell.