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Fifthcolumnist:
They are from a particular tribe




na joke o

I know they'll come after me for this comment

*climbs bridge railings

and plunges into the lagoon

we know ya talking about AFONJA girls

Miniskirt:
Some potentially Lazy housewives, even with these laid out symptoms and signs, will come and interpret this thread as a thread to bash them..



Mentally retarded cretins..


Let those lazy potato sacks and liabilities know that there is reward for labour..


There's one idiot lazy lady lying on my couch right now,
thinking one Knight in shiny armor will come and marry her after all these signs are branded on her forehead for the world to see...

Overdue tenant in dreamland..


The lazy thing slept till 10, and the first thing she did this morning was look for the Gotv remote that her Telemundo show has already started..

that one na phuck and go!

wristbangle:
It's often said that love is not enough to walk down the aisle with a lady because there are other basic things to be taken into consideration, and failure to do so causes a lot problems in marriage.

Though, every lady has her own flaws but there are some irritating attributes many ladies posses such as laziness and dirtiness which will cause more problems in marriage.

Now, let's observe the signs that a lady will become a lazy and dirty housewife

She ties wrapper everywhere

Listen up! Most young ladies who tie wrapper everywhere are liable to become lazy and dirty housewives. It's very shameful to see a young girl of about twenty years parading one street to another with wrapper without even seeing anything wrong with it. Most of these ladies are potential lazy housewives and every man should take a drift at the sight of such ladies.

Lack of enthusiasm towards domestic work

It's such a big turn off seeing some ladies forming Behind and they will pile up their dirty clothes and kitchen utensils for weeks and will cause global warming to the nation. These ladies are spoilt brat and will sit their ass down in their bedroom watching their mothers doing the cooking and washing alone. We don't need the likes of tosyne2much and lalasticlala to tell us that they are potential lazy housewives.

Mouth Odour

Many of us might have had encounter with ladies who don't take proper care of their body. They are more concerned about looking Behind than having personal hygiene. The stench of their mouth odour during love making will quickly revert your joystick back to its default state. These ones will definitely become lazy asses after marriage.

Her room is usually littered up

Some ladies are just so dirty that they only clean up their rooms when they know a man is coming around. Try to give them an impromptu visit and you should see their undies littered everywhere. The stench of their dirty undies will quickly drive you out of their rooms with immediate effect. They usually justify their laziness and dirtiness by saying are aren't house maids and can never help any man boyfriends wash his clothes or underwears

She over sleeps

Potential lazy house wives don't usually wake up early on the morning. It's either they wake up around 10am or 11am and when they wake up, the first thing they do is launch into their Facebook and Instagram and reply messages for about an hour before thinking of rising from the bed. They sleep with their legs wide open and their snore can be hard kilometres away.

She is a ardent fan of Soap Operas and Reality Shows

These are ladies that are BBA and BBNaija freaks. They don't equip themselves to help a man's dreams come true, but are usually concerned about how T. Boss and Bisola don't merit BBNaija. They wake up at midnight just to watch irrelevant TV shows since they are so sure that a rich man will surely come from nowhere to marry them no matter how unproductive they are.

She eats junks and barely cooks

Ibised to think it was a mere exaggeration that some ladies can't even cook noodles let alone jollof rice. They are fond of eating junks and will claim that they don't really like local foods. You see them parading eateries with men just to eat gala, sharwama, cake and soft drinks for months without stepping a foot in the kitchen. The moment you ask them when last they purchased food stuffs in market, you automatically become their enemy of progress.

She talks about her love for house maids

You are not yet married to them and they're already telling you how many maids they want when they get married. As ridiculous as it sounds, they even want their maids to watch their pants and bras, and if possible help them brush their teeth and bathe them. Most ladies like this will end up becoming lazy and dirty housewives and will only keep their men frustrated

summary!

don't marry black baboons

GloriaNinja:
E NO DEY EASY AT ALL (SPEAKING AS A FIRST BORN)

when you go marry!

all your mate don get one child under there husband house

corpersforum:
Getting married as a Virgin has been laced with so many lies and fictions. Unfortunately many bought into these lies and became confused when things are not working as they ought for them.

1. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SEXUALLY PURE.
The bible talk of purity of the body, the soul and the spirit , the body can be touched without tell tale marks, the soul can be so corrupted with evil imagination and the spirit not connected to God. Sexual purity goes beyond an intact hymen...what about the hymen of your mind?

2. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOUR MARRIAGE WILL LAST
The longevity of a marriage is a function of many things that your virginity has no say about. Death, Divorce, Diseases, Disorder, Even the character of your spouse and yours has a say in how long your marriage will be.

3. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOU WON'T BE BARREN
fruitfulness is a fuction of you and your spouse reproductive capacities and even beyond that, barrenness has many root causes that goes beyond the couple's control.

4. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOUR HUSBAND WON'T CHEAT ON YOU
If a man is not disciplined, he will cheat on you regardless of your virginity status before marriage. Your virginity can't correct covetousness and lust in a man's life.

5. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOUR HUSBAND WILL LOVE YOU.
It takes more than your virginity to be loved, you have your own part to play and he has his. Besides, if a man is not trained or working on loving you, your virginity won't help out. A Man will love you if he choose to and the basis on which he makes that choice is beyond the fact that he met you as a Virgin.

6. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN GOD WILL ANSWER YOUR PRAYERS IN MARRIAGE
God answers our prayers on the basis of his goodness not ours. Your virginity is not a bargaining chip before God, he answers prayers according to his will not according to your virginity.

7. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL HAVE PEACE IN YOUR HOME
Peace in your home is a function of how you and your husband choose to respond and resolve conflict, it's a function of how much you and your spouse want the prince of peace to reign. It's a fuction of your triumph over the spirit of strife or the devil over your home.

8. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT GUARANTEE YOU WILL GIVE BIRTH TO GODLY CHILDREN
godly children are a product of training, discipline, prayers, hardwork and God's favour. Your children can't be godly just because you as their father or mother is got married as a Virgin. Your lifestyle in marriage is as an important factor in determining the kind of kids you will raise. Besides, many good people are raised by parents who are not virgin when they got married.

9. GETTING MARRIED AS A VIRGIN DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTS GOD FAVOUR
God's favour is recieved on the basis of his goodness, our preparation ànd wisdom. It has nothing to with wether we are Virgin or not when we got married. Mary was not the only pure Virgin in Israel at her time but God decided to choose her, Rahab was a prostitute with a well known office yet she was in Jesus' genealogy, so it is on the basis of his sovereignty

10. As much as I canvass for sexual purity among young people, I cannot but mention the fact that God loves those who are not virgin, he wants them to live their lives according to his Dictate and he loves them just as if they have never lost their virginity.
He is not pleased with those who look down on them for by so doing they make themselves righteous by their own doing.

BY ALL MEANS ABSTAIN FROM SEXUAL SIN

DEVELOP YOUR CHARACTER OR ELSE YOUR VIRGINITY WON'T COUNT FOR ANYTHING TANGIBLE.

REMAIN A VIRGIN FOR PREMARITAL SEX CARRIES ONLY RISK AND REGRETS

STOP RUBBING YOUR VIRGINITY ON OUR FACE.....there are other virtues a man and woman must have, have them and don't be foolish to think being a virgin is all that God wants from you, he wants you to surrender all your being to him let him have a say on your life.

Don't be like the foolish virgins be a wise one that has the EXTRA OIL (something beyond the virginity)

[Source: http://www.corpersforum.com/sexuality/what-getting-married-as-a-virgin-does-not-guarantee/]

because one @boki don tear your nyash finish, you come here dey yearn rubbish

useless women everywhere!

jaygem:
Next time use a condom ....HML

all this bad bad boys were them like it raw!

he don become retired bad boy

isholak21:
my wedding is around the corner so me & my bride did our pre wedding photo shoot today.... How will you guys rate us?

fornication after wedding

FlirtyKaren:
Beautiful Big Brother Naija Housemate, Tokunbo Idowu a.k.a TBoss, who made it to the top 3 housemates of the reality TV show, has posed for Snapchat photos, flaunting her cleavage as she did so.

Lol, it seems she's in her celebration mood, after she got a land gift from Tonto Dikeh's husband alongside Efe and Bisola.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/tboss-flaunts-cleavage-on-snapchat.html

why do we Nigerians celebrate ashawos

the government should declare some particular day as public holiday for this ashawos

alexistaiwo:
She almost lured me into having sex with her when she knew she was already one month pregnant
Thank God say I jump am pass.

you narrowly escape a bullet

PrettyCrystal:
This is very unfortunate. The little daughter of a traditional ruler in Dass local government area in Bauchi state -was gruesomely murdered by suspected ritualists who gouged out her eyes in the process. According to Dauda Ibrahim Sarki, the sad incident happened on Saturday, 15/4/2017 as the girl's corpse was dumped at an uncompleted building.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/04/suspected-ritualists-kill-daughter-of.html

has AFONJA started doing their operation in the north?

fuckyoumhen:
Sure! I dont know if he cant marry a neutral decent gal instead of one wayward yeyebrity.

I like your signature

Ovokoo:
The son of Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dike is pictured with a mobile policeman holding a gun.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS_pqgNjAo9/?hl=en

I know this man is regretting why he married this woman!

Makz:
uncalled for.

so.....

Aleora:
regards to your sisters

regards to your mother

Fhowe:
STINGY AND BROKE DUDES FROM THEIR COMMENTS YOU WILL KNOW THEM ,IF YOU CANT AFFORD OR DO IT WHY ARE YOU LAMENTING THERE IS NO LAID DOWN PROCEEDURE ON HOW A RELATIONSHIP OR LOVE SHOULD BE ,WHEN YOU KNOW THE GOSPEL TRUTH ON WHERE A GIRL IS COMING FROM AND YOU DECIDE TO HELP HER ,ITS HER PROBLEM SITUATION WILL SPEAK TO HER VERY SOON SHE NEEDS TO VISIT SOME HOSPITALS AND SEE THE EMBARRASSMENT SOME WOMEN THAT JUST GAVE BIRTH GO THROUGH ALL IN THE NAME THEIR HUSBANDS CANT PAY HOSPITAL BILL SHE DON SEE OKAY MAN NOW SHE DEY FORM WISE. WHICH EVER WAY HE DECIDES TO USE HIS MONEY IS HIS BUSINESS THAT GIRL WEY DEY CHEAT MAKE SHE CONTINUE SHE GO MEET AM FOR FRONT .lITTLE DOES SHE KNOW HOW MANY LADIES OUT THERE ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN TO EVEN CALL THEIR BOYFRIEND (RICH OR NOT RICH) NOW SHE HAS ONE AND A RICH ONE AT THAT SHE DEY FORM SAY NA SHE CHEAT PASS SHE WILL SOON BE WISE.OP GO AND LOOK FOR A WISE LADY THAT KNOWS HER LEFT FROM HER RIGHT.

are you OK?

goldedprince:
i presently give my ex 50k monthly, i know she needs it. there is a difference between love and money. first be sure she loves you before you start spoiling her with money.
i tell girls i meet am a bus conductor because of no job.
my ex still loved me even when i told her i was a bus conductor. so she deserves the 50k she gets presently. i am even thninking of making it 100k from this month. nigga use ur brain

how Much are you giving your mother monthly?

dominique:
Another fake Twitter story.



I believe those women include your mother and sisters and female relatives. No wonder you're always bitter towards the feminine gender, you've been deprived of feminine love all your life. You need serious therapy.

piss off!

Lily4star:
These things happen, it goes both ways, women and men cheat but there's something I don't understand, a guy has a gf he truly loves, calls her his number one and genuinely he loves her like no other but still sleeps with several ladies and yes they feel there's nothing wrong in that, as a matter of fact he and his friends sees it as absolutely nothing wrong, it's so normal but a Lady cheats and hell is let loose.


Don't get me wrong cos I am not justifying cheating, as long as there's no ring on the finger they owe each other nothing, she knew what she was doing all along, he was being played, the signs were there one way or the other but he must have been too blind to see it.

And I hate the part where an act of a person is used to judge a nation.



And I have to say this SEXXX is not LOVE.

Many partners have forgiven their cheating partners, it takes a strong man or woman to forgive cheating outside marriage, but when married its a no no, but I still remember my mom forgiving my cheating dad.

don't be deceive by there sweet talk for this kind of people will appear as saint in the day but at night chasing different prick for money!

keep siding your fellow ashawo in the business!

well-done ma!

PaperLace:
Foolish boy. You place babe on salary? Is he Ministry of Employment?
What kind of phone does his mother use? yet he bought babe iPhone.
2 for that matter!

I laugh when I see that dumb statement "money rules women" from juvenile guys. The only person being played is you!
Money will only make her stay around. She will collect your money and keep looking for her true love or even a richer sponsor. You guys won't get sense. Work on your personality, be very careful of any woman that is always telling you her problems. Any woman that uses sex to trap you into doing her bidding...the signs are always there!

Till una get sense, they will continue using you guys for empowerment.

Sincerely some guys are very foolish, I am sure he can never give his hommie N10,000 _ but they'll spend their last card to import babe, just for fu>k. As for the girl, make she continue.

you said the gospel Truth!

infact! the moment you start seeing women as worthless piece of Shiite that's when your life will turn around!

NotOfThis:
These niccas ain't loyal.

your father ain't loyal.

joshkiddies:
Following the assassination attempt by gunmen who stormed his house in Kogi State, in the early hours of Saturday, Dino Melaye and his cousins, his parents, siblings yesterday all stormed The Apostlic church at Aiyetoro Gbede, Kogi State, to thank God for sparing his life.

The Senator even rolled on the floor to thank God, for saving him on Saturday, when about 10 men stormed his Kogi home and rained bullets into
the house, destroying cars and other things.

The Senator who has also been active on Instagram, has also got an Instagram crush, who felt bad immediately news of the assassination attempt was made public.


More photos after the cut;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/dino-melaye-and-family-in-church-for.html

all this useless politicians!

why stage all this just for publicity stunt

hibiscus76:
I see them as irresponsible even though they might outrightly not be. Don't know if its just me buh I hate to even stay close to them..if anyone walks up to me and I find out he smokes, I bluntly tell them NO and that there's no need for us to talk..I just feel there's this bad stigma attached to them..am I overreacting? is there another person with this sheer hatred for smokers?

women and chicken brain are inseparable!

all this dirty useless women forming what god damn know but little did there know that there are sick in the head.

BaesDiary:
So, I was in a taxi, at the back seat, alongside other passengers. As we were about to get to the junction where the police are stationed, the driver quickly told the passenger in the front seat to use his seat belt. The driver also put on his, and he drove on. This inspired me to wrote this piece. read on......

1. You are driving. You see the Road safety officials, but that's when you know you are supposed to put on your seat belt. Are they supposed to be your reminder to using the seatbeat?Are seatbelts not meant for your own safety?

2. You buy new clothes, just because you want to put up pictures on instagram/Facebook pictures ONLY. I thought we buy clothes to adorn ourselves and look beautiful.....

3. You eat out at big restaurants after collecting your salary, and you spend your money on irrelevant items, only for you to soak garri mid-month. My brother, why are you doing this to yourself?

4. Your parents took loan, just to send you to school. You got to the school and joined #bad gang. Why can't you face your studies and make your parents proud?

5. I am at your stall to buy your goods. We began bargaining. You told me 'e no gree'..... only for me to walk some distances, and you start screaming 'aunty, come pay.' Must you stress your customers? #ayam not understanding#


6. You are 16 years old this year, you are 16 years old the following year. In the next 3 years to come, you are still 16. #I can't keep calm on this.

7. You claim you love her, but pressure her to get down with you. Haba! Haven't you heard that True love waits?

8. You want to cross to the other side of the road, you started crossing when you saw that the vehicles were not stopping, then you started shouting 'please o, don't crush me o, baba oko mi joor o, abegi o'. Mama, but why? Why can't you use the bridge?

9. You form 'Behind' in Lagos, fly Uber and wear designers, but your parent still live in a mud house in the village, and your mother wears torn wrapper. Uncles and aunties, who are you deceiving?

10. You sleep with married men and call it fun. Don't worry dear, the girls karma would use for you are still in primary 5.

Source: http://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/10-habits-average-nigerian-should-let.html#more

#7 is piece of Shiite!

is it not two people coming together to fück themself

nowadays is it not the woman that's pressuring men to fück them?

exellent91:
A lot seem to be happening in Ogun State lately, as a human parts dealer, has been nabbed with roasted human parts by the vigilante in Adeola Ijebu Ode area of Ogun State.

Though he's yet to be identified, the man has been tied up by residents of the area in the viral video shared on social media, with the human parts he was caught with, displayed in front of him.

Here are photos and the video;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/man-nabbed-with-roasted-human-parts-in.html

AFONJA!

KhaleesiAdaz:
All of una wey dey quote the whole post . . . . Hmmm make I no talk as I think am

tell me the truth, you read the whole post?

no lie.

Haniel18:
is dat enough reason to quote almost everything

yeah

Motherfucker2:
What is black baboons ??

naija women!

ODAROOMS:
Oya, it's time to defend your church
Pls no insult, just state your opinion with some proves. "WHICH CHURCH HYMNS DO U HAVE MUCH RESPECT FOR"
Pls the Mod should help move this to the Religious section it doesn't open from my side here.
Thanks

mosque have the best hymns song!

Allahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkbabahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

there song can move a buildings and properties, can even move you too if you are at close range!