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RomanceRe: 7 Inappropriate Things Guys Shouldn't Say To A Nigerian Lady On First Date by goingape1: 11:18pm On May 11, 2017
DanceVille:
Everything has a rule, even a relationship. There are
certain things that a guy would say to a lady on a first
date which would determine whether there will be
another date.


Most Nigerian men are not perfect when it comes to
wooing a lady. Due to ego, some men assume that they
can convince any girl to date them, irrespective of what
they do or say.


This principle might work for only a few but a higher
percentage of ladies expect a prospective boyfriend to be
on point in his manner of approach as well as in his
intentions.


First impression matters a lot. If you get it right on a first
date, you are more likely to get a second date and more.
Ladies do not appreciate a braggadocio, so mentioning
your achievements to a lady you are getting to know will
only turn her off.


Unfortunately, most Nigerian guys think this is the best
way to get a girl since most ladies are materialistic.
Well, you’ll need to change your vocabulary. Here are
some silly things most Nigerian men say to ladies that
should be avoided on a first date.


1. I Love You


Okay Pause! How can you possibly love someone you
are still getting to know? That would be lust and a huge
lie for you to say. In as much as you feel something for
her, it is definitely not love, so saying ‘I love you’ either
makes you a liar or a confused fellow.


2. I Am the Son of . . ./ the CEO of . . .


Men, Ladies First
Date
Some men cannot camouflage on low key because they
think if she knows who’se son he is, or where he works,
it might boost his reputation. Well, here’s the shocker,
women do not like it when men strike them as being
proud.
Some ladies might be overwhelmed by your status, some
do not care and may look down on your proud tellings. If
you are not her type, being the son of Dangote will not
change that.


3. You Look Like My Ex


Really! Comparison to an ex; who may still be her
competition, is a ‘NO NO Liner.’ Tell her she looks pretty
and not liken her to someone you once had feelings for.
That will only make her a second option; because your
ex is no more available, you want to settle for her look-
alike.


4. What Are Your Statistics?


Now this would piss women off totally. It is irritating
when men walk up to ladies and within few minutes start
to ask them for their statistics when the guys do not
work for modelling agencies.
This is a lustful question and most ladies may frown at
it. Not only is it inappropriate, it could sound as a rude
shock to the lady.


5. I Can Buy You Anything You Want


Men, Ladies First
Date
Ladies do not like it when they meet men who see them
as cheap,with the assumption that they would fall once
they know their financial needs can be taken care of.
Some ladies would rather walk in rags with pride than
date men who would give them clothes and later make
them feel worthless. Some men even go as far as saying
‘I Can Take You Round the World.’ Not every woman
enjoys these exaggerated promises, especially if the man
is trying so hard to buy her love.


6. I Will Give You Satisfaction


This is really disgusting and most men say it even
though not in black and white. Not only is it
inappropriate to say this to a woman, it is embarrassing
for a lady to be addressed like that when she is not a
prostitute. Even though ladies worry about the sexual
performances of their partners, they do not appreciate it
when men propose this to them while asking them out. It
makes them feel like the men are after their bodies and
nothing else.


7. I Want to Marry You


This line might captivate the heart of teenagers who do
not know what life is talking about. However, saying it to
a lady in her late twenties and above, suggests that you
are either mocking her or plan to use the marriage liner
to get into her panties.
Having said all of these, courtesy demands that the next
time you are about to sweep a lady off her feet, you
should stay clear off the above phrases. Be yourself and
she will love you for who you are.


Compiled By: DanceVille
can't believed I read this piece of Shiite undecided

those apes calling themselves naija women will love to here you say "I can buy you anything"

PLS DONT BE DECEIVE BY READING THIS ARTICLE. NAIJA WOMEN CAN NEVER LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE! THE MORE YOU TREAT THEM LIKE PIECE OF SHIITE THE MORE THEY SHOW MORE AFFECTION ON YOU. DON'T TREAT A BLACK WOMAN LIKE A QUEEN BUT RATHER AN ANIMAL.
IslamRe: Three American Lecturers In Atiku's University Convert To Islam In Adamawa. PICS by goingape1: 10:30pm On May 09, 2017
Emerituz:
Alhamdulillah

you are welcome to the religion of peace
peace indeed!


who are the people doing booooooom! kabooooom! aaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk4444444444⁴4444444777777777

are they not the people of peace?

IslamRe: Three American Lecturers In Atiku's University Convert To Islam In Adamawa. PICS by goingape1: 10:25pm On May 09, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
According to Facebook user Anas Mu'azu, three American staff of American University of Nigeria, Yola, Adamawa state (a university owned by former vice president Atiku Abubakar) -have accepted Islam as their faith .Dr. Foster is now Dr. Jibril; Dr. Rawlins is Dr. Muhammad and Dr. Puvis is Dr. Muhammad..

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/three-american-lecturers-in-atikus.html

RomanceRe: Oyinbo Lady Slid Into A Guy's DM 5 Years Ago - They Married Today by goingape1: 8:51am On May 08, 2017
winkmart:
Kiyomi‏ (@jkiyomi on twitter) revealed that she and her husband met five and a half years ago on twitter. Taking charge of her feelings, she sent a direct message asking him to text her.


The rest is history, as they have now tied the knot.

This is simply a lesson to all the ladies out there crushing on guys in your dreams and hoping one day they guy will give it a thought and slid into your DM "If Mohammed does not go the mountain, the mountain should go to meet Mohammed"


See more photos after the cut:

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http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/05/she-slid-into-his-dm-6-years-ago-they.html
if only our baboons have some elements of sense but yee! you will see dem doing slay Queen and Facebook queen with little brain do they have!


naija women are typical example of useless.

there are just good for nothing bumbumclay walking the street with no future ambition!


ask a naija woman what will you like to accomplish in life and watch how them display their fishbrain talents.

them think the part of there yansh is the only way of salvation but little did they know that there hole is just a wide gateway to hell and the route to there miserable life.
SportsRe: 28-Year-Old Manchester United Fan Who Died Watching Match In Calabar Buried by goingape1: 10:46pm On May 07, 2017
fvked up menn

RomanceRe: 'Why Good Girls Don't Marry First' - Nigerian Lady Explains by goingape1: 11:19pm On May 06, 2017
MissCuppy:
She nailed it.


If you give these men much attention, they take you for granted, that's why I give them little or no attention, they come running like little baby.

CelebritiesRe: Bisola Shares Bathroom Photos, And Everybody Is Tripping by goingape1: 6:20pm On May 06, 2017
AdoraAmadi:
One ambassabor and ex-Big Brother Naija 2017 housemate, Bisola, looked amazing in bathroom photos she shared on her Instagram page.

Bisola, who modeled her radiant skin for CianaFresh skincare luxury brand, had a white towel wrapped around her body and another wrapped in a turban style around her head. More photos after the cut;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/bisola-shares-bathroom-photos-and.html
this ugly Yoruba woman
RomanceRe: My Pre Wedding Pictures by goingape1: 5:26pm On May 05, 2017
feldido:
My First Love My Best friend My Life.
is she a virgin?
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe's Husband, Lanre Gentry On The Run, Three Suspects Arrested by goingape1: 12:23am On May 05, 2017
Amberon:
Men are more stupid.
undecided
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe's Husband, Lanre Gentry On The Run, Three Suspects Arrested by goingape1: 10:24pm On May 04, 2017
RomanceRe: University Of Jos Bans Indecent Dressing by goingape1: 3:52pm On May 04, 2017
ogobaby23:
In as much as I like this I think its important in this 21st century to guarantee individual freedom. A girl has a right to dress the way she wants barring nudity
so that ya brothers will be rapping them undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Many Nigerian Men Woo Ladies Using English? by goingape1: 12:37am On May 03, 2017
sisisioge:
In my opinion, being well schooled is one of the boxes a guy has to tick to win a girl over. What better way to show off your level of education than to speak proper English? Except it is obvious you're well schooled, please speak English.

Call me whatever you like o, I can't deal with a guy that can't string two sentences correctly please. Once he's convinced me that he's all right, let him knock himself out speaking any native language ... I'm gamed.

You can't be a writer of... " i am a happy human and believe in God" or "am a happy human and believe in God" and still get my attention. Let only me be the blunderer here biko. Thank you!
I pity women like you cos even at 40 you will still see them finding the perfect man!


That's why we men deceive you people a lot, ya reason with a fish brain.

CelebritiesRe: Maheeda: 'I Masturbate A Lot, I'm Addicted To Sex" by goingape1: 7:19pm On Apr 25, 2017
TreasuredLeidy:
yea yea! start with your mom and sisters
yea yea! puppy
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda: 'I Masturbate A Lot, I'm Addicted To Sex" by goingape1: 6:12pm On Apr 25, 2017
emefav:
Continuing in her chat with LIB, Nigerian nudist and singer, Maheeda, has revealed an interesting thing about herself. The Edo-born singer disclosed that she loves masturbating.

'I like to masturbate too. You know my husband is not always around, he's a businessman so most of the time I'm alone. For instance I've been in Nigeria alone for about 2-months and I've been masturbating the hell out of myself' she said.

She also talked about her sex life;

'I always say I love sex, I'm addicted to sex but honestly I can do it anytime as much as 6 times in a day as far as there is food and a little bit of drink (laughs)'.

When asked if she uses a intimacy gadget, she said;

'I love to use my hands, It's more sexy and sensitive that way but don't get me wrong, I'm straight, I'm married to a man'.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/i-masturbate-hell-out-of-myself-maheeda.html
women this days are becoming like dogs!

guys! we have to start treating women like dogs
CelebritiesRe: Richard Quest With LAWMA Workers On Lagos Streets (Photos) by goingape1: 6:03pm On Apr 25, 2017
Amagite:
CNN reporter, Richard Quest who is in Nigeria for an interview with Segun Demuren to discuss the aviation sector have shared photos as he stepped out on the busy streets of Lagos today.

He shared photos with LAWMA workers, on the bridge with a Lagosia and lots more. He wrote;

"Filming on the Oshodi interchange was vibrant & bustling. Lots of people on the move. #RichardQuestinNigeria
NOW seeing the real Lagos. Wonderful to be out meeting Nigerians. I've been overwhelmed with the friendliness. #RichardQuestinNigeria
Busy filming around Lagos today. I'll be tweeting my early thoughts on being back in Nigeria after 10 years away... #RichardQuestinNigeria
"

The veteran anchor also met with Nike Davies-Okundaye, founder of Nike art gallery, in Lagos and for the interview, he wore an Agbada.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/openly-gay-cnn-reporter-richard-quest.html
cut his prick
Nairaland GeneralRe: Boy Dies After Their Boat Capsized On Their Way To A Programme (Graphic Pics) by goingape1: 9:27pm On Apr 24, 2017
na water make he mouth be like that?
BusinessRe: How Do I Get My Money Back From A Micro Finance Bank? by goingape1: 7:10pm On Apr 24, 2017
Tomjazzy2:
Hello all,

Please it happened that a friend who was employed by a micro finance bank in Port Harcourt earlier this year, Ksley Mega Vision Micro Finance Bank, Aba road branch, talked me into patronising them.

Honestly, I was a bit relunctant at first, but after much persuation from her, particularly after making me understand what she would stand to gain if I invested in them, I decided to give it a trial.



Suffice it to point out here that she said that once I start saving with them, I can not have access to any part of my money with them within three (3) months, after which I can then be paid my capital, and any accruable interest.



To cut long story short, its been more than three months now, but sadly, there is no hope in sight with regards to my capital alone, talk more of interests.

This friend was honest enough to have given me heads up with regards to her fears about the firm. She opened up some time last month and explained to me how she feared that customers may find it difficult collecting their monies when the time is due.


As we speak, the management of this micro finance have gone totally blank on their field workers. They have stopped communicating them like they used to. The only managerial staff in their branch office could be said to be a mere ceremonial manager, who neither knows her left from her right.


I have visited them severally concerning my money but the case seems hopeless. It's obvious from all observations and investigations that they currently lack the financial capacity to off set all liabilities. What is even more anoying is the seeming gap in communication between the main managerial staff-- all of which I understand have since travelled out of the state to God knows where-- and the field workers/marketers who are still very much accessable.




Please, what practical steps can I take in recovering my funds with this irresponsible micro finance bank? They claim to be registered (though I am yet to independtly verify this), but how can I verify this?

If they are indeed registered, isn't there a process I could follow to get my funds back?



Please, lawyers, financial experts, and any one who has experience in this kind of issue should help me profer possible solutions. Thanks




N/B: some friends have adviced I get the police involved and lock up the available marketers since they are all accessable, but I don't think that is the right thing to do.
your money done enter voice mail!

there is nothing we can do bros.
SportsRe: Frantisek Rajtoral Commits Suicide by goingape1: 7:00pm On Apr 24, 2017
Addicted2Women:
Suicide is sometimes the answer

I don't mean commiting suicide because your girlfriend left you

You never see disease or illness



How will you explain not being able to walk, laying on the same bed every single day, defecating on the bed ??
may your family commit suicide one after the other!
RomanceRe: When She Says "I'm Taken" by goingape1: 11:48pm On Apr 23, 2017
Toks2008:
You ask an obviously unmarried lady out and she says "sorry I'm in a relationship" and many ladies will quickly change their status on their social media handle to...."in a relationship or Engaged" ...worse still some will go as far as putting up the pics of a man who is not yet officially theirs and I keep wondering what goes on in the minds of some ladies ..

Shall we call that being faithful or being naive?

Every lady reading this should wake up and understand that until a man is officially married to you,he can not be trusted in anyway and that a man is even engaged to you does not guaranty marriage


Each time you tell a guy who asks you out that you are taken while still unmarried,you are simply shutting the door on yourself too soon and many ladies have shut out their husbands simply because they got carried away by an unserious man who is only good at mouthing their love and giving them forlorn hope.

Don't get it twisted, this is not about being unfaithful to that particular guy you truly desire but it is about tactfully leaving your options open by not flaunting him on or offline thereby driving away possibly more willing suitors.

Many ladies remain taken for years without wedding bells and I have seen several ladies who have been engaged for years.

The bottom line is that you should stop flaunting any guy you are courting and only flaunt your husband

Ladies should stop blocking their chance cos In the real world...there is no in between and there is no such word like "I'm taken" while you are still unmarried.

You are either single or married

Don't know if this makes sense.
just wanted to tell you that your first and second paragraph is bullshit!

a woman cannot be trusted this days!
RomanceRe: Woman Kneels Down As Her Man Puts A Ring On Her Finger (Photos) by goingape1: 11:41pm On Apr 23, 2017
Donjazzy12:
Only foolish men and wussys goes on their knees to propose to women! Our forefathers are way smarter than us in how they treated their women. In Nigeria, the woman goes on her kneels to give the man a cup of palmwine. But pussy men these days beg women for love
true talk, true talk!

why will I go down and propose to one yansh that I will eventually got tired undecided

no phucking woman deserve my knee on the ground, I repeat! no phucking woman angry

CelebritiesRe: Oritsefemi And Wife, Nabila Fash At The Beach For 'Honeymoon' (Photos, Video) by goingape1: 11:29pm On Apr 23, 2017
Fresia01:
Ur sister knows better.. Direct it to her
OK oh, but Congrate for your retirement and ready to settle down!

I pray you see the right mugu (man)!
CelebritiesRe: Oritsefemi And Wife, Nabila Fash At The Beach For 'Honeymoon' (Photos, Video) by goingape1: 11:01pm On Apr 23, 2017
Fresia01:
U seem to know him too well.. Is he related to u?
I should be asking you that!
CelebritiesRe: Oritsefemi And Wife, Nabila Fash At The Beach For 'Honeymoon' (Photos, Video) by goingape1: 10:57pm On Apr 23, 2017
Fresia01:
Excuse me?? Are u mistaking me for ur sister?
my sister don't look like bobrisky!

are you bobrisky sister?
CelebritiesRe: Oritsefemi And Wife, Nabila Fash At The Beach For 'Honeymoon' (Photos, Video) by goingape1: 10:30pm On Apr 23, 2017
Fresia01:
Fine wify.. Cnt wait for my hubby to come marry me.. .tured of being single
have you retired from that community business?
CelebritiesRe: Oritsefemi And Wife, Nabila Fash At The Beach For 'Honeymoon' (Photos, Video) by goingape1: 10:29pm On Apr 23, 2017
AdoraAmadi:
Nigerian singer, Oritsefemi, who secretly got married to his Kaduna-born wife and PR expert, Nabila Fash, last week, was spotted at the beach, having a couple's time-out with his wife.

Oritsefemi who shared the video on his Instagram page, which he captioned "beachside chilling with da queen", also disclosed that his new single will be dropping soon.

Here's the video;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/oritsefemi-and-wife-hits-beach-for.html
show the old woman body make we see!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do GOtv And DStv Censor The Name Of God? by goingape1: 1:53pm On Apr 23, 2017
Muslim will bring chaos and destruction to this world all in the name of piss! but I said unto you believers that the time is near for rapture to take place. so repent for the kingdom of God is at hand, and when the first rapture do take place, Muslim will na carry out there operation to destroy the world together with the Antichrist.


there are just preparing there plan for the great day.

in the last day beware of yee who told thy to slay there brethren all in the name of 7 virgins for they cometh with the sign of peace in there right hand and a detonation in there left hand and a brea$t plate of armor which a sign is been written on it and lo and behond! that sign is name destruction!
IslamRe: Major Sins(Al-kabirah) In Islam and Repentance by goingape1: 2:58pm On Apr 21, 2017
newgen2016:
Don't tell me you made declaration just to pounce on the OP?. you could have done that in other community. but if not I am interested in knowing what intrigued you to want to comment.
ask the op why he had to come to Christian section and spew rubbish about the bible before you start quoting me!
IslamRe: Major Sins(Al-kabirah) In Islam and Repentance by goingape1: 11:10am On Apr 21, 2017
Ifecoded:
Really a lot.
Read through my post and you will notice I don't trade words with ladies, religious bigot, extremists (especially kids) that doesn't really know anything about their so called religion, I bet you know nothing about islam except from the fact that you are born into islam and you've gat no option than to follow your parents (which is not bad) but you never really have the conviction. Prove me wrong girl.
thought as much!

if not of the fear that bind them they would have be converted or change.

I once ask a woman if you will be happy seeing your husband bringing a second wife to the home, she look me straight in the eyes and said "no woman on her right sense of mind would be happy seeing a second wife in there home" and she openly told me that is because of the fear which there have grown up with that's why them mostly keep silent with pains in there heart.
IslamRe: Major Sins(Al-kabirah) In Islam and Repentance by goingape1: 10:33am On Apr 21, 2017
Ifecoded:
It's not his fault, I blame the coward called seun, Muslims are permitted to say all thrash against other religions but others are prevented from doing same and you think you are making any sense, you will only end up fueling religious wars with this, a good leader should be objective not taking sides....
You are only inviting the wrath of God with this particular action of yours.
#seunisaCOWARD
wanted to say Much but kept my cool cos I know a moderator is somewhere anxiously wanted to press the ban button,

this is the real definition of hypocrisy
IslamRe: Major Sins(Al-kabirah) In Islam and Repentance by goingape1: 10:10am On Apr 21, 2017
obafemee80:
Some of the major or al-Kaba'ir sins in Islam are as follows


Shirk (associating anything with Allah)

Despair of Allah's mercy

Teasing parents

Zina (adultery)

Sodomy

Theft

Drinking alcoholic beverage

Gambling

Backbiting (saying bad things about a person who is not there)

Leaving daily prayer

Zakat evasion

Witchcraft

Killing one whom Allah has declared inviolate without a just case

Consuming the property of an orphan

Devouring usury

Turning back when the army advances

False accusation of chaste women who are believers but indiscreet


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_views_on_sin
after you have went to another thread pointing out errors in the bible.

is that how a good Muslim man behave like?

I thought ya always mind ya business in the community!

what if reverse is the case?

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