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@femmace,
which one be your own now? Allow her come to me!

@mohot,
please come closer! the closer, the better! come & see real gold inside a circle!

Dats a whole new dimension you are introducing Rokiatu! Madame never gave me the impression that she is bi!

@madame,
I know where I belong! (At least for now). I'm going to my village on Wednesday to meet one baba (we call him paale)! He has asked me to come over & collect some Ogbemudia chewing sticks! Armed with this chewing stick, I bet you are in for some serious trouble next weekend! I can't wait to revenge o!

Though I am from Edo state also, I haven't seen anything close to this since I was born! I am still trying to figure out what exactly hit me! (na devil push me enter Efosa room oh!!)

Madame,
Abeg take the boxers! give it to your driver or steward! I ain't touching you with a six foot pole! (at least not now). I promise I'll retaliate! Just gimme some time.

Kola,
This is not the time for questions and answer session o! I need to replenish lost nutrients fast! I don try lucozade boost and glucose, no way! Make I no go D-I-E o!!!

abeg, can anyone explain the letter please?

Hi lysaa,
how you dey? hope you had a lovely weekend?

Hi kola,
itz been one long weekend in Efosa's bedroom! you wont believe it! she spoilt me! walahi! In fact, I am still dazed right now as I am only managing to type this mail! I now know the kind of stuff madame Efosa is made of. From now on ehn, I'll call her madame, cos she alone deserves it. you can't imagine that there was enough to eat all through my stay and besides she showed me all the styles & tricks I've been wanting to know. there was even no time to drop a line on nairaland; I virtually had to crawl away while she was asleep!

My only regret is that i forgot my boxer shorts there ( I don't think I'll have the courage to go back & pick it up, at least not now) . I also found a letter under her bed which I sneaked out of her room. I have attached it for you to see kola, please could you explain it to me! It was addressed to one Dr. Ruth. I wonder what it was doing under her bed.

meanwhile, I need to replenish lost nutrients fast. . . do you know of any diet that can be of help at this time?

tanks mami!I'm so so excited! huh! at last, ( jumps off to grab a packet of goldcircle), Kola see you on the other side,

(whistles an old tune to himself & nods head as he jumps into Efosa's bedroom)

Jumps up quickly! buttons her up and wipes her tears with my palms! Tells her not to worry as I'll buy her loads of chocolates & a white teddy bear if she keeps this between us!

She promises no one will hear of this! (gud girl)

why me remix! By Mo Hits all starz!

, grabs her by the arm & drags her back. spanks her butt again and again and finally lays her down on her back; rips open her shirt and kisses fondly at the boobs!

sweet!!!

tot there was another meaning to it!
I maintain btw 26-29!

Howz ur weekend gona look like romade?any plans yet?

@romade, wats P T O?

spank her butt!

Romade, between 26-29!

@Efosa,
where you dey since? Abeg give me KPOMO??

Nadal by far! A sportsman per excellence!

hey kola! watz up with ya 2day?
No mind her o! she no wan give me kpomo!!

what better way to appreciate someone who has indeed shown real interest in the Niger delta than sheathing their swords I wonder!!

what tinz girl?? Is it in anyway related to the experiences I've had?? No worry, I go take am small small! I understand that moderation is the key!

sure! You are invited!

its not so much about the food but for the opportunity to get naughty once again especially at the bachelor's eve!

(& to tell you I just got a new potpourri of roots & herbs & would want to see it's efficacy over the weekend also) off record o!

Gud bro! Nice to know you are your own boss!

I'm looking forward to the weekend already! a friend is getting married!

I feel you Omasogood! take am eazy! people like you end up hitting it big time when and if you indeed return to 9JA! because you must have gained alot by living on both sides and weighing your options well. this is indeed one of the "frankest" talk i have heard on Nairaland in a while! the choice is indeed yours, but with the opportunities popping up here & there in 9JA today, it's just a matter of time before a right thinking person breaks ground. this is especially true if you grew up here and understand the terrain well.

9JA is motherland and nobody can take away that fact!

(according to the popular comedian I go die, na person wey no get complete papers to come Nigeria dey scream say "there is so much insecurity in Nigeria"! How much the person get? E get money pass Dangote??)

Gud talk nkc!! We are 4geda!

Bluespice, what actually goes on here must in fact stay here!
You are welcome, make you talk as you like here, no holds barred!

Just real people telling their stories just the way it is, let's hear what you've got to say!

Efosa, before nko?? wetin You expect? Abi u get kpomo to give me chop??

Bbeee,
How today? How u dey? na for where You dey work sef?

I dey with U! I dey by your side 24/7! I am your guardian angel here on Nairaland!


Efosa, guess wat?

I just had a bowl of kpomo for lunch and I bet you it was indeed worth the stress!

Hi Raf! I cant say for sure how many people live in the compound unless I go there for a head count.
But i think I have an idea of what you are asking for, there are only two detached duplexes in the compound. well demarcated. The apartment in question has its own gate behind and is well delineated from the duplexes. It's got a separate entrance on a street just beside the house.It also has its own water tank.

Hope this answers your question?

kini big deal

this is true! I only hope they integrate a good rail system into this plan! So that movement is indeed faster and less time consuming!

Buy her a pair of shoes!

and possible a car! dat way she wont leave you ever!

Yes I have! In fact still cheating!

Do you pray for forgiveness?? If yes, how often??

Chei! U mean U lie alot??

Then everything you've ever said on this thread since day 1 is doubtful! even the part that talks about your being an entertainer and catching fun may all be lies!! na wa oh!

but anyway, I still think you've got a wonderful personality! Keep the fire burning! Akuaaba!

Not at all!

have U used a goldcircle before? or has it been used on U?

I got a few questions to throw at you Efosa to start with! i promise I wont get too personal.

1. are your posts here a reflection of your kind of person in anyway?

2. wetin You dey do pass? By this, i mean say wetin be that thing wey u dey like to do most of the time?

the last one no be question, na be say I like that picture wey u put up here well well! the one with those ladies. i hear say them dey find coach. abeg you fit give me their address. I be ex-footballer & I don coach Igbino babes before, I sabi coach well well. I mean am! (obe)

one last thing! I am Goldcircle, but I no get anything to do with condoms o! Walahi, I have not set my eyes on any since I was born! I am naturally made of flesh! (watever dat means)