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Nice one lysaa! who teach you parable like this? or did you grow up in the village Sunny Nneji talk say village girls dem too sabi o!

Lysaa dear, we really can work this out! Okay! I accept responsibility for everything, but please do not take it out! All we have to do is to conduct a DNA test, & once the result confirms that I am responsible, then I'll accept it wholly and be responsible for the child's upkeep. I am so confused, I mean, how do I tell my madame about this? she's far away in Lahore, Pakistan and she is due back any time from now. Please promise me you'll keep the baby no matter what happens? I hope the results comes out good! I'll be the happiest man in the world!

moyo, please help advice lysaa!

femmace:
Lysaa, I pity u, bt don't u think thats carelessness on ur part

@femmace,
your mouth dey sharp abi? it will soon be your turn. if you doubt me ask tubaba!

No way lysaa.I still don't have the faintest idea of wat you 're talking about.A baby??Me?? Wait a sec, but I thought em. . em. . I pulled out just in time,or is this supposed to be a big joke?Pls,my madame musn't hear about this.By the way,have u seen a doctor? Don't tell anyone about this yet..

this na 'bad belle' of the highest order!

abeg make una no fight o!

Bettes dearie, it isn't what you think! I can explain all of this. I mean, you never really told me you were willing to go all the way.(I mean the babalawo's place)? I got confused baby as I urgently needed a a shoulder to rest my tired head. We can talk this over. C'mon, what are you doing tomorrow after work? I could pass by so that we can talk this whole thing over.

@Madame; good morning sweetie! hope you slept well?hola!

lysaa:
@GC
don't be angry that i let the fat cat out of the bag. next time I promise i wont tell.

@Lysaa, what cat are we talking about here? I really don't get you!
when exactly is next time babe? I can't wait o!You can call it anything you like, but the truth is that I want a feel of the whole show again. Now, tell me, wasn't it pleasurable?

I should have known better when I congratulated him! wretched lier!

Good job Mr. administrator! At last! Now we'll indeed know those that have been selling "baroof cars" to fellow Nigerians!

But you know I was only kidding baby. I can't and won't do nothing to hurt you. Neva!

@ Baxi,
be informed that nothing, repeat NOTHING comes between me & my madame! Not even you! We are 4geda! or haven't you heard this saying "WHAT NAIRALAND HAS JOINED 2GEDA,. . . " so abeg no put mouth for our mata again or else??

EFOSA VAL:
Lysaa are u making advances to my guy on nairaland? hun
look let me warn u,i may be cheating on him but he is still mine and will always be
so berra b carefull

Don't I just feel loved by these comments??

Perhaps, I'll only be deceiving myself if I believe this

Thanks for the lecture dear! do you also mind telling me the full meaning of "pis"? I mean in private!!

Cheers.

Shhsssss!! That is a BIG FAT L-I-E Lysaa!! I never had anything to do with you!


(wait a sec. . . I thought we had a deal girl! take it eazy now. I promise I'll make it up to you. Abeg, no spoil my already bad name. I don't want to be termed a rapist . So tell me again, what is it you want me to get for you?? Please baby. we really can work out something!!)

@bluntpis,
what a name? what does it mean if u don't mind? I kind of like it sha!

mustay don kolo!

I sincerely don't think this poster is serious!

You mean you want to deposit N1.5million as a security for a N5million naira loan? this is clearly not possible as the exposure far out weighs the collateral. i actually thought you wanted an amount your deposit could cover. Most banks in Nigeria require at least 150% cover in terms of the value of any security at any point in time! depositing the N1.5million does not guarantee you the loan. OR do you actually mean turn over?

Hi 76kid,
my sincere advice is for you to first visit and see things for yourself. its a whole ball game entirely when you talk to people on ground one on one . The opportunities here are indeed limitless especially for expatriates with the relevant know how. I know of at least two different foreigners who relocated to Nigeria about two years ago to do their business; but have ended up consulting for other foreigners who now want to relocate too. And I tell you, they are making more money from their consultancy thing that their 'real' businesses. it's not a bed of roses though, but I am very optimistic that you'll succeed here. if our Asian brothers (Indians, Pakistanis and Lebanese) are the 'big boyz" in our so called mega corporations, then I doubt if you'll have any major inhibitions!

This topic ought to be in the travel section though! that's where I think you'll get the real picture!

Bankers are flirts, soldiers are flirts, sailors are flirts, lawyers are flirts, doctors are flirts, vulcanizers are flirts, agberos are flirts!!! Who is left?? The whole society is full of flirts! What does that tell you? Who no be flirt?

NOBODY HOLY PASS!

I like the idea that she opted to appear at the concert free of charge! How many Nigerian celebs will do this?

yes o Lysaa! internal heat! I need body coolant fast! call me a doc!

@loffers,
vex ke? I no dey vex o! my bible teaches me to forgive and pray for those who persecute me! my prayer na be say make person pay you double of all wetin you don do to me! I am still heart broken! only bettes can heal this wound!

Bettes, where are you?

@Efosa, abeg give me water drink! I am very thirsty!

@lysaa & co,
na look una dey look? I no dey fit sleep for nite again o! make una help me! I get serious internal heat! I need body coolant!

May his soul rest in Peace! make we all talk small small abeg. No body holy pass!!

My opinion about this is that indeed they are over priced.But the question is:in comparism with what?Are we comparing these properties with other in Europe? or with others within the west African sub region?

@Bettes,You dont get it baby!Its not cos I dont trust you,its just that I dont want a reoccurrence of what I just passed tru.No vex abeg!Consider me please.You see,this magun thing is not meant to harm you,but rather it for your safety.Na d type wey dey kill the man we go do,so nothing go happen to you.Infact na Loffers name we go take prepare am.The guy just thinks he is too smart.Please baby!I'm down on my knees!

@Bettes, I've weighed the options & I think I like the idea of both of us wanting to consider each other. But there is just 1 thing you've got to do 4 me. You have to go with me to my babalawo in Benin so that we can both swear to an oath.It's actually some sort of MAGUN!!Once this is done,we'll be inseparable, & there'll be no regrets watsoever!

yobo is losing form.I think there is a problem with d midfield.Nice goal from Osaze.

thanks Lysaa!Nice to know you are alive & kicking too.so tell me whatz been happening to you?who's d new bobo on nairaland?

@chamo,NO! Its absolutely free. Besides,why you dey ask?e be like say you sef like fight pass quarrel. @Lysaa,hw you dey? You think say I don die?abi you dey wish me dead? Long time sha!

@Bettes, Is that an open invitation?? I may just change my mind you know. I may consider it.

I've alwayz known that nothing is hidden under the sun & that is why since the day I 'knew' her, I have been sleeping with one eye open!

@ Moyola,
no need to feel anything for me! you no get to fear! No be suicide I wan commit!Na fornication! in fact, I didn't finish my statement then. I actually wanted to say' I feel like committing fornication".

@loffers,
can it be true? Thats why I never really bothered even when I knew you guys were flirting together. I am aware of every move you have ever made, just that I never took you seriously. From the day i caught you looking at her backside, I had you covered under my radar. my agents always warned me, yet i never took you out. I was misled by the doctor's report that said you couldn't have an erection! Now i know! Anywayz, just keep your fingers crossed and see what I'm gonna come up with next! I am a BAD GUY!

I only feel pained that all these happened because of money! I mean, I thought I was doing enough!

NA ME BE GOLDCIRCLE!

nice thread! Keep 'em coming babes!

catfish pepper soup and a bottle of shine shine bobo! Just the right tonic to put me in the mood!

Nice one naija pple!
U are the only one that has indeed succeeded in making them shut their trap! I see a lot of sense in what you have said & indeed in what the GSE thing is all about! Just keep being focused and before you know it something pleasant will spring up for you.

cheers!