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ValCon888:
And I thought Nigerian Police was a joke. I didn't know Ugandan Police are clowns. Let something happen to him that's when they'll know what Nigerians are capable of.
Uganda wants to start something they cannot finish.
The fly that is destined to die will follow the corpse to the grave.

I love you man. Uganda dey play with fire. Sake of say we get our own problems no mean say Nigeria no fit overrun Uganda by day or night o.

Buhari has been a failure since 1960. It's a pity you're just discovering it in 2020.

This is very exemplary. Good news.

God bless you Pastor Adigun.

Very insightful.

Thanks for sharing.

Thanks for sharing this piece of history or travelogue in vivid word pictures that let your reader into the exciting world of the Afrobeat king, Fela Anikulapo Kuti

GreaterFuture:
Hmmmn, this Woman...


I remember being put in a Car as a boy, around 6 or 7 years I would be. The parents were in the Driver's and front Seat, my Younger Brother, a baby at the time, on the Mother's laps.
We drive past Ayinke house (now Lasuth), the place I was Born. We stopped at an usually kinda weird, cool place.
They were selling many kinds of food here. Some Smelled very nice, some smelt Funny, others smelt like nothing I've ever perceived before. A lot of different aromas, but non smelt bad. The collection of people too was eclectic. Some Women "Posrche', others dressed Party like, some simple, some with funny makeups, some were dressed very Skimpy.
Marijuana and Cigarette smoking was everywhere. But people did the marijuana smoking in Groups, a bit away from the main open areas.
The music was nothing like I've seen anywhere and maybe till date. At the entrance some guys and Girls were Playing Instrument for fun. Every canteen and seller was playing some cool Soul, Folk, reggae or mainstream music that seemed to match the kind of food they were serving. The stage area had a DJ and a Band. Sometimes the DJ would play, sometimes the band or a person would play. I remember one time both DJ and Band member(s) played together spontaneously in the spur of the moment.

There were a lot of rough looking guys here, but they seemed happy and chill here and they did not scare me per say in this Place.
This man walked past us Carefree, smiled very briefly at the parents, waved at some people, gave quick instructions at some Fellow workers/compound members or whatever nearby, and went on to the stage area. Something was kinda different about him, the major one being that he was wearing only Pants, Underwear Pants. A grown man wearing only Pants walking around in Public and every other adult did not mind, even I did not pay attention to it per say, but something clicked Somewhere in My Subconscious that this was very Unusual. He was pretty slim and Below average height. He walked to the stage area, stayed a bit there, and and then went backstage, all the while he had a Joint in His Hand he was taking Puffs from. Two young men or late teenagers that looked very much like him followed shortly. One was a bit light skinned and held a very bright Yellow/Gold Saxophone �
I saw these women dressed in Very similar Skimpy outfits and very unusual makeups. Now a lot of women here wear Skimpy clothes here but these women's own were very Distinct. These make-ups, some were kinda nice in a weird way, some were masqueradish, etc but they were all pretty cool and Exciting to me. They were at different places in the main area and they Smoked a lot too, a whole lot. I don't think I have ever before in my life till now seen women or ladies Only, gathered together just chilling and all were smoking Marijuana, but then again I'm not a really Outgoing person too.

But the most unusual thing about this compound/Club/event Centre/chill out Zone etc. Was that I saw Chickens walking about amongst people like people themselves. Very very large Chickens, the smallest chicken bird here would be as big as a very Large Turkey. I had never seen anything like it in before in My life. These chickens were not running from anyone and nobody was chasing them. Some of them were wearing large Gold Chains on their Necks, Original gold, the type very Rich Pop Celebrities wear. And if you go Close to them, they will look you in the eye, stare and wait or walk away if they want to. If you tried to attack them they will fight back at you, some were so tall, they reach the knee level of an fairly tall Adult Person. I have never seen anything like that before, since then and till date.

The Man In Pants Came back on stage, this Time in tight Leather abi Nylon Pants, shirtless amd starts to talk, Talk, talk and Talk, all the while smiling, showing his somewhat smoke-stained Teeth. He made the Crowd laugh several times, responded to Questions and hecklers.
After talking for about two hours at least, he then starts his "Underground spiritual Game". The woman in the OP's Post above Comes out to dance Very energitically for a while, another Level of 'Soulfully-deep' music enters the Atmosphere, the night is long, Party and Merrying goes... Etcetera etcetera etcetera.


#throwback to Circa '93, '94

lilyheaven:
I don't know why she's doing what she's doing,
Don't let it bother you again.
I hope you are working, so that if anything happens tomorrow you can take care of yourself.
I don't think she will tell, but if she does, ask for forgiveness, if you are forgiven, better for you, if you are not, move ahead.
You have made the mistake already, you have to forgive yourself. Life goes on

I like your point.

HallaDaTruth:
Very well said. Sometimes i feel all the people who voted for the lizard buhari should be put in jail. How can people who claim to have a brain vote a clueless, wicked unintelligent, uneducated thing like buhari. Its a shame. As God would have it, most of the people suffering the most under buhari's government are those who voted for him. Its called LAW OF KARMA

helinues:
But you are ready to tolerate the attacks by Boko Haram and Bandits right?

Helinues, where do you actually stand? Or has your account been hacked?

I like your sarcasm most times.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...

Put on my intellectual cap and blazing my morning weed while reading between lines or rather as i perused through the op write up

I must confess this write up is not devoid of intellect

Why would you think of killing yourself.

Confront your wife and tell her to change.

If she doesn't change, kick her out and take your children and give them proper training.

Along the line if you meet a reasonable woman you love and that can take care of your children and her own that she may bear for you, wed her and move on.

Why die and go to hell because of a cheating spouse?

That is sad and mad bo.

MeeztaFabulouz:
It is really terrible to feel suicidal all because of marriage. I use use to see different news of how people commit suicide because of relationships and I always felt it was so stupid to think of suicide just because of a fail relationship.

Now I have seen it all clear that depression is really very bad especially when you feel so depressed in a marriage you work so hard and do everything to protect and make your family happy. Its very painful when you know honestly inside your heart that you don't cheat on your wife, provide everything she wants for herself and the kids even when business is quite rough.

She has no conscience and no regard for our union and our home. I am a guy that don't think about looking at wife's phone or suspecting her for anything but then after our first child she changed completely and as of today I don't know were I stand anymore because of my kids. I opened a business for her just so that she won't be like a house wife but she has completely taken the business more important than the family and wake up 4am to start cooking and close 8pm at night. Stressing herself so much but always complaining business is not moving and she is not making any money.

I sponsor everything in the home though am not complaining because that's what a man should do, but she does not have regard for anything or appreciate anything I do. Can you imagine I give her money for feeding weekly even though she is running a food business, she buys few food stuffs in the house which can stay almost two weeks without us eating them because we basically feed from food she cooks in her restaurant. I decided not to bother myself and just give her money to always ensure her business is moving and at least food will not be a problem for us.

One faithful day, I decided to check her phone because I observed a certain strange behavior about her and how she likes to off her phone at night or sometimes when I am around. I saw different chats with some two guys she claimed one was her ex boyfriend that just likes to check on her once in a while, and the other guy was someone I remember like coming to eat in her restaurant but she said they went to school together and he is working with a construction company doing a building project close to her restaurant. She also claimed that when they were in school he was asking her out even till they fished school but she preferred her ex boyfriend to him and when she had issues with her ex that was when I came into her life.

If the story she told me is true or not, I wasn't really bothered anymore because I know its normal for a woman you met at 26 years to have met other guys before you and obviously still has guys that don't respect people's marriage and still do anything to sleep with a married woman. But my paid now is because I feel so respected by many of the things she does and when I think of divorce, I only feel for my kids who will now have to grow up with another man or having to visit their mum and see her with another man.

Recently I have become so depressed that I have been thinking of suicide so that my kids will know their dad is no more rather than knowing that their dad is still alive but can only be with either daddy or mummy and not as a complete family. My depression is getting worse especially when I think about all I have done for her and the kids just to always make them happy but in return, she doest appreciate or even have any regard anymore for what is called "FAMILY"

Over 7 years now and at this point I really feel suicidal. Please I really need help because I make this big mistake.

Thanks for your advice man.

Bigggloadofcum:
Hmm!

This matter carry weight o. As proper and justifiable as it is to check the phones of our spouses, the discovery might turn out to be SUICIDAL.

First, you are within ur marital right to check on ur wife's phone even though a few persons might disagree with that.

From your writeup I could deduce u are broke even though you try ur best to provide for ur family. The woman you married doesn't feel the need to respect someone who she feels she's better than financially.

This is a real story. When I was 9 my dad was going through serious financial challenges and even though my mum was totally supportive, he felt incomplete. One evening I saw my dad with a rope.

He didn't say a word to me... He went out. Late at night he didn't come home and we started looking for him but he was no where to be found. There was no phones like there is now.

Late on oga came back looking frail and disconnected from this earth. We welcomed him as usual. Next day he called me and told me that he had hung the rope to a tree and was about tying it round his neck but he thought about my siblings and I.

Few years down, thinks turned around tremendously. He became happy, our family became happy.

Now b4 you take that suicidal step, think of your children, double ur hustle but if that woman is cheating on you, kick her ass out. You deserve better.

A woman shouldn't be the end of you. There is always light at the end of the tunnel.

Thanks for sharing.

Very informative.

Thanks

I like your analysis and logic.

Thanks for sharing your time and brilliance with me.

Claudiusdeux:
Because , quite simply, it is politically expensive to remove fuel subsidy.

And, yes, allowing market control of price can lead to increased prices for things like food ..and other things....which can have knock on effects on the economy.
On the other hand, chronically low oil prices since 2014 means that there isn't enough income to pay for keeping the price of fuel low....which means that in order to keep prices low, government has been spending more of our revenue on subsides, while taking loans to cover up.
(The ultimate catch-22 choice).

I tend to lean towards 'subsidy removal' not because I like the initial effect of high prices but because long term, it means more investment, more jobs, and crucially an increase in refining capacity, since it is now profitable to refine fuel at home.And it ideally means more savings ..less incentive to take loans to cover up. Plus if we can increase tax to gdp ratio....more income .....

But the problem is, we Nigerians don't like high prices. Even if the cost of maintaining low prices means a bad economy and more loans.

I like your analysis, so if the government knows that it wants the oil industry to self-regulate, why are they saying they would reduce the price of fuel by N5? Shouldn't that be determined by market forces, too?

Claudiusdeux:
Reducing the salaries of politicians, while commendable, won't do much for Nigeria in the long term.We can collect all the loot from the polticans today, do a lot of good with it...and it is all fair and nice, till the money runs out...then what do we do?

Go and collect loot from the politicians again? Didn't we just collect all their loot before? Plus cut their salaries?

Plus plugging all the loopholes too, won't do much. The money to begin with isn't even enough. That's why the looting of past and present is evil. They are stealing from a treasury that is poor in the first place.

The issue is, we have to find ways to keep making money

That can be done by

1.Allowing DISCOS and GENCOS to set the prices for the power they sell. Yes, we go pay high prices for power...but...they will have the cash to improve power supply, which means more jobs and productivity.

2.Allowing marketers to set the price of petrol, not government. Profits would be made, which would attract investment into new refienreis, meaning more jobs.

3.Increasing taxes (yes, I don't like saying this)....which means more income (that's what Fowler was supposed to do at FIRS, but instead he came and did nothing).

On points one and two...Government allowed GSM companies into the country, they came and charged high prices (SIM cards used to cost N10000 and above, and one could not even get on the internet with them self)..but the profits made was reinvested into the sector...which meant more money and jobs, directly and indirectly.

With this your analysis, and it is good, when Nigeria is no longer making money, shouldn't the earnings of politicians be reduced? Shouldnt the cost of governance be reduced? Look at your president, they even budgeted rent for Aso Rock?

How can a country tagged as being the poverty capital of the world parade a band of politicians who earn the highest in the world? O wrong na. It is absurd na.

If all the loopholes created by the Buhari administration are plugged, great savings would be made to buffer the economy. But no. Do you know that during these austere times, the budget for maintaining Buhari has tripled? Yet we keep on doling out one-sided economics without balancing our ratiocinations with social realities.

Claudiusdeux:
So you want government to slash the price of fuel....meaning that marketers would be selling fuel at a loss, NNPC would be loosing money subsidising fuel and subsidy cabals would be smiling to the bank with more cash, plus Dangote would be running his refinery at a loss?

You would like the resultant job losses and chronic fuel scarcity that results?

How about taxes? Oil, our major earner has gone down. Our tax to gdp ratio is 5.8% (for Ghana IT IS 23%, South Africa it is 24%, Canada it is higher). Either taxes go up or we take even more loans.

Finally you want government to impose price Controls on other people's businesses, while you 'enjoy' low prices. That means even lower production of food, because people would no longer be incentivized to produce food...especially as they would have zero profits.

If you want a good economy, you have to allow people make a profit. Not allowing profits to be made in the oil sector is why we are now importing and have been importing fuel from countries that do make a profit in the oil sector.

I don't normally comment on romance section or topics, but you made sense.

LagosInter:
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You are right bro.

When I was young I used to think manual cars were better till I started driving my friend's automatic car.

Guys banging only oshos are missing a lot.

The intensity of orgasm and treatment you get from a girl who is into you can never be gotten from olosho even if you pay her 1m.

I would rather fuuckk a girl whose beauty is 4/10 that's into me than fuucckk a 9/10 olosho.

You won't know the difference till you experience it.

I used to have a girl that once she noticed I was hard, she would laugh and would ask, "Can you wait till I come back" ?




Most times If I said no, she would oblige immediately.

Her desire was my happiness. She did everything in this world to please me and have me all to herself.

I returned the favour as well and appreciated her efforts.

She never complained because she wanted the sex as much as I did. And initiated it most times. Unlike oloshos.

With her I knew I was a stud. I could do her for over an hour.

Most oloshos want you to cum even at the sight of the vagiina, but a girl into you wants the sex and wants you to last.



Or is it the moaning, that heat of the moment?

I heard one say he was sucking oloshos breast, lol.

What's there to suck, all her nerves are dead. Most of her moans are fake just to get you excited so you cum quick.

That's why she isn't happy if you stop a bit, maybe to control ejaculaation.

MOST ashawos are damaged. It's psychological, check stats. They are likened to war veterans.

They feel "looted" that's why many are drug addicts and junkies.

Trust me, I know what I am saying, I have been there.


ASIDE: I had a bj yesterday from a girl into me, she is a virgin. I don't want to deflower her sef. After smooching i told her i needed to releaase, she said, let's go, went on her kneees and did it, i saw the passion to please me, it increased my excitement and i came.

No olosho can give such bj, at least not with passion.

There is always a woman that likes you, go for her and appreciate her. That way things will be easier. Ubunja would call that "chosen"

Chai, omo, you dey vex o.

JudasNaCarrot:
That can never happen till eternity...Never.

We all die here!
Nigerians (Foolish ones) voted for this incompetent man, someone who have nothing to offer and have no reason to be president was allowed the second time to occupy that seat because of ethnic and religious reasons.
Obama occupied White House and had gray hairs by force. Jonathan Goodluck also had by force gray hair by occupying Aso Rock but Buhari continued to look fresh and younger since he occupied Aso Rock.
It shows that the fool has been sleeping and enjoying there instead of attending to matters that requires his attention. He sleeps all day, waking intermittently to drink Fura de Nunu and goes back to bed again leaving matters of the state in the hands of "Presidency"

Buhari is going no where. He will finish his tenure and suffer Nigerians very very well until we learn how to vote competent people and not based on tribal and religious line.

How many times has this government increased fuel this year? How about light, taxes, food items and so many things. On top of it, no security for Nigerians.

What a government!

Sabadon:
Una never see nothinh.....next level to sure, till we get sense

I mean them never see shomething? Na so I dey tell them.

OK.

Nice.

Doradorwa:
revolution don't come easily it must be fought for.... The will of the people is greater than that of the government... I believe Nigeria will be great again

I believe so too. Thank you.

morgstreme:
You are just a downtrodden, unexposed,young peasant...

When I started to have employees,you were probably still in junior high...

Kai, nothing wey Musa no go see for gate. Pele o baba employer? Hope you are taking care of your employees and that you're not like the present incompetent and irresponsible government we have that does not take care of its citizens.

I wish you all the best.

Thanks for your civil response.

See, this year has been the toughest for me but let's not forget that even without this EndSARS protest, my brother, can you safely travel from just Lagos to Ibadan or Benin or to any northern state by road? The hardship is there and the new normal is to move our business online. It is difficult but the price of freedom is steep. May God meet our needs through our various hustles. God bless you and all yours.

espn:
bro am a business owner...The travel industry precisely...We have had a very rough year...Many company packed up as a result of the lockdown, some are owing staffs and bank. At a point we were trying to recover, the ENDSARS thing started which I supported initially. I have said this time without number, if we dont want bad governance we need to get our PVC and mobilize the youths...Orientate our elders so that we can kick this people out of power in 2023. The country is bad and people are still making it harder by paralyzing the economy. How do we survive.

espn:
They should beat this people without mercy. Business has been affected by lockdown and the politicaly motivated #endsars# at first I thought it was real and for good until it became so obvious most of the ring leaders are PDPs die hard supporters or sympathisers. At least people should recover from this hardship Nigerians are going through as a result of the global crisis. Some paid idiots are out here disturbing our businesses.

Why are you people like this? When APC was in opposition, didn't the sitting president lead protests? Didn't Nigerian youths support his protests? And again, the last protest was hijacked by government sponsored thugs after everything went south, yet the purity of purpose regarding the protest cannot be denied. Is there no bad governance in Nigeria? Is there no police brutality? Has government not been persecuting the protesters that engaged in the first protests , seized their accounts and detained many?

The hardship is there whether these protests are started again or not. Know where you point your accusing fingers.

loveth360:
Igbos shouldn't join yorubas in this their protest.






Small time now they will start shouting yoruba runo like monkeys.

Doradorwa:
Emiliano Zapata once said that "If there is no justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government".

I love that quote. Thanks for sharing it.

Amotolongbo:
Use your brain.

Don't mind them, the people they are fighting for are the ones mocking those fighting for their rights. We just owe them pity!

Ratedgang:
What’s the meaning of all these useless topics. Mods won’t see this and throw a ban. This is absolutely rubbish and I know The op is an 18 year old toddler whose parents have handed over the baton of hatred and bitterness. Na wao.

I like the way you write: baton of hatred and bitterness. Word.