₦airaland Forum

Wawelexy:
Fish brain 🧠

Your father yansh

Asgard13:
Good morning to Nigerian Christian’s ..

E never still sink.. make Una wait small.

E go clear .

Congratulations once again Ahmed Bola Tinubu on a semi successful outing ..

We’re still in court .. anyways .. so OIC must understand is not over .. till Supreme Court chop their share join

An Atiku Okowa ticket for balance the religious politics of the country.. but some people chose to campaign in churches

So Talibans and Iran will soon send shouts to President elect.

Till then is still good morning Christian’s .. live from kebbi

I m a Christian. But we should play out POLITICS well. Enter politics as a Christian. Make good decisions that ll favour christians and s t like you aren't sentimental. That's wisdom.
Obi n co campaigned as if it's Igbo party and some pastors were backing them by openly condemning only Tinubu. They did t even mentioned Atiku.
The most pathetic ones are the pastors predicting no election or Tinubu won't win. I saw a WhatsApp post of one bad mouth cleric Alfa Jamiu Bello of Ilorin if I m right dissing Christianity via the acts if those Pastors. I don't blame the Alfa, I blame those Pastors cos they did t apply wisdom. Even if you saw true revelations, you ll say it with wisdom.

Wawelexy:
What's this one even saying?

Water 💦 n garri to make eba for you on your wedding day.

jeromestarks:
God forbid!
I won't even date a 25 yr old girl not to mention 30.
See forget o. I'm a very handsome guy ooo.

I see. Is your pocket too handsome?

Lifestone:
Are you sure that guy is a Yoruba man?

From the records, he's a Yorubaman. Just hiding under Igbo sentiments to get payback votes that won't make him win but get hated among his kinsmen and that's the end of his Lagos political career.

jeromestarks:
What is this one saying?😒
She's not my type or I'm not her type?
No be me approach her?😒

You're too old, jaded and broke.
She gave you the street brother respect but you aren't respecting yourself just as I told you subtly she's not your type.
Go for women in their 50s.

ahnie:
To me....bn on low cut is the best.i have bn spotting low cuts close to 4 yrs now.

You are right. Two of my friends are on blonde tight now and I dey always like it on them.
When I cut my hair, it better fit me cos I v a round face.

siofra:
I fit become lesbian for this girl😍

You are sighted o

illicit:
But beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder o

Lmao

HeartlessMan:
My nigga.
If so just know that 72 olosho virgins will be waiting for you in Nairaland paradise.

Thanks for stocking my armoury with nuclear weapons.
I got all the pics I needed before the thread was hidden, pics deleted & thread restored.


Extreme wickedness is about to take over this forum very soon.

Has that thread about Nairaland nostalgic members of Sexlillz and Ogugua88 been removed ni?
Saw it yesterday and I m searching for it right now.

Common sense won't kill you Yul Edochie.
That Chinedu that's riding on Obi's glory ll be dealt a great political lesson. He should v learnt from Jimi Agbaje in 2019.

jeromestarks:
So there is this girl (about 23) that I have been seeing in my neighborhood here in Abia.
I stopped her one day and asked for her phone number. She gave me and I called the next day.
She thought I have a job for her (she's into catering). I told her I called just to check up on her. She said thank you and that day went by.

Today I saw her and told her that I want to be her friend
Me: I really like you and I wish to be your friend. I mean, I want to be more than a friend.

Her: (*looks down and feeling shy) I see you as someone I respect alot and I have placed you on a high ground. If I say yes, I will have to bring you down from the high place I have placed you and I don't want to do that because I respect you a lot.

Me: I am happy you respect me but I don't want you to place me so high, I am just flesh and blood.

Babe smiled and said she can't go into relationship with me because of the respect she has for me. She said "you're a big man o"


Hmmmmm. This one shock me.
What do you think I should do?
Why would a mature girl say such a thing?
Do I still Stand a chance of dating her?
(I don't know if she's a virgin or not - I neva enter the place). Just air your thoughts first, we will talk about her virginity status later.

nlfpmod come and advice your Paddy na.

She's not your type

EmiDon11:
Ahnie say sorry to ur cunt

You don become female. Kukuma do real-life trans if you like our gender so much.


I apologize to my brain o.

She said won komije. Bad shaild 😂
I think dyeing my hair is what ll sabe me from Abuja high cost of making hair wey no dey last. I m going blonde. But won't dye it.

Wawelexy:
Living with a female is hell on its own, not to talk of living with a dirty one... OP, no offence meant please....

Why is living with a female hell?
What crime did a female dog to you?
Are you married? Dint you v a mother, sisters or female kins?
Let's know how crimes to you so that we can tackle it.
To the topic, no normal person ll leave diapers in plate.
1. I don't blv this story
2 I need to hear from the woman
3. Men should be assisting women with house chores. The man need not publicizing menial issues like this.

Last Spoon: If you think I m partial, quote me wisdom else I ll describe how useless you are more than a 40 sex noodle man.

TrumpDonald2:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No I haven't. Are you one of those selling it? Better start selling it now before the tribunal start else e go be bad market for your hand.

No spoil my mood o

PointB:
Obi rather picked someone with same value as him as VP. Obi is not interested in your brand of moneybag politics. He can stand by himself, cos he's standing with Nigerians.

Given what we know with the benefit of hindsight, Obi made the right call. Obi is a man; no longer a boy!

I m here to laugh at the worst of Obidients and Atikulates

Fut9ure:
I'm from Edo state..Tinubu will never become the president
Tinubu didn't get 25 percent from Edo, rivers, lagos, Benue, akwa ibom and so many other states
Inec think we are fools

Every sane Nigeria should look at this and read a meaning to it
1) Tinubu political party and administration is ruling but he was unable to win Abuja where them sit down put
2) his own state of origin osun. Even a twelve year old will win thier own state yet he was unable to win

3) all development in lagos is attributed to Tinubu and he is regarded as the father of lagos yet he was unable to win

Nigerians should put on thier conscience and see that tinubu was rejected completely by Nigerians

If you can't handover your daughter or sister to a man who is old and sick with dementia, who is not mentally and physically strong. Someone not aware of his environment

But you supported the same man to head over 220 million Nigerians at this critical time of our nation suitation then may you and your children know no peace

What's the curse budget for those who voted for crooks in LP?

EmiDon11 eat this

Which kind thread be this abi betting shop

Dutch govt ment o. They even said the youths showed direction of democracy. Painment for wailers.

GreyLaw:
The man simply wants to win his election. What do you want him to do, congratulate a Tinubu whom he knows his electorate truly don't like? His electorate remain more important than any other person at this moment.

And those electorates of him didn't know that he ll still go n kiss Tinubu so far they are from same party. That's why you must vote individuals and not politics of hate. Tinubu commited no offense yet they criminalized him.

God1000:
I have finally given up on Nigeria

Go to Ghana

Guobadiapaul819:
Ooni of Ife blast Inec chairman Mahmood Yakubu for declaring Tinubu as the winnerr of 2023 election

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1z1hj-VfUg

I need to see the full video. I smell foul play. There must be a statement he's trying to say and as usual fake news lovers cropped the part he mentioned result without checking how he started the video or what pint he was making.

I love water.
I love swimming.
To go to the beach or waterfall dey hungry me.
💦 🌊 💦 🌊

KingsCity:
Votes were inflated in Lagos, Rivers, Akwa Ibom, Ebonyi, Imo, Kano, Jigawa, Kaduna, Plateau, Kogi, Kwara and a few others for APC

Evidence da?

Roseodd:
I am going to be honest here,I had sex with my girlfriend before traveling, and now my penis is removing milky liquid, and also it pains me sometimes when I want to urinate.

What medicine can I take please.
Help me with the perfect drug name.

No remedy