₦airaland Forum

Infolenka:
This election period has opened my eyes. I don't use Twitter often but I've been following election proceedings on Twitter and I've come across lots of wife materials. I'm talking about beautiful, intelligent working class women. Omo they choke.

Forget Instagram and Tiktok, that one na olosho base. Forget Nairaland, most girls here are ugly or men behind female moniker. Twitter is where you will see beautiful smart and educated working class women.

See this beautiful smart working class lady I met yesterday. Omo.

Be like say na you be ugly boy. Nairaland is bliss

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siofra:
😹😹😹

Let her keep waiting on the Lord.

She should just endure for 6 more year to reach a round figure of 40.

Her pastor is suspicious.

Autobot05:
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I ll curse you

Heathrow44:
Women verbally abusing men and emotionally traumatising dem are animals in human forms, women like that deserve whatever is coming...

Shatap

YourMajesty:
Mynd44, OAM4J Justwise, rule number 2

I just returned from a ban. Those 🪳 cockroaches you mentioned are feeding under me

akube34:
because you wil have someone around servicing you na

I be generator?

tiswell:
single mom don drop quote

Getat

Autobot05:
Ok comrade .. Goodlady is another highway criminal on this platform too

I ll slap you

Autobot05:
My mom is a high functioning self employed woman unlike a parasite like you ... your parents obviously didn't train you well if not you won't be doing hookup and looking for potbellied sugar daddy ... wig kill you there

Why didn't your parents invest in you ? Or mAybe they did but now you have become a wasted investment

Shey you know say you are a waste of semen?
Small wig you can't buy you are telling me your mom is self functioning. I thought she's on life support.
Anyways since you are too broke, don't quote me again

So lovely

Autobot05:
Settle for me ?

Wig 40k for that head without sense inside ? ...Nah I rather use the money play betting

Na your mom get head wey no get sense. Cos if you v sense, you ll.know lottery ll drag you to hunger. Invest in me and see it yield

As long as you update my account with money, I ll cope. Who needs to see face to face when seeing your man too much ll lead to monitoring. You can be hustling for our future in Lagos or Aba while I chill in Abuja.
I ll wait for your love. Just do the needful stated above.

Autobot05:
I redirect the thunder to you and your family ... foolish hungry evening newspaper hoe
You can't do without verbal abuse ba . Ewu
Go and work and stop looking for sugar daddies.

Come, let me settle for you. Come and buy me wig. I need N40K

Autobot05:
Elon musk , mark Zuckerberg even Buhari says hi
I know there very poor

Una nor dey like think well atall

Thunder fire you and Buhari.
Elon Musk is now growing potbelly. Mark Too has that potential.

Autobot05:
All these poor girls
Goodlady come and carry your sis please

Potbelly men are Rich

Yamiriflathead:

This fool should Thank his Stars that Jagaban is not Vindictive like Buhari, he for go on Exile to malawi or Somalia after Jagaban assumes office.

I know Jagaban is very forgiving and a father to all, but I want him to just withdraw the security details of all these Nigerian yeyebrities first once he assumes office, atleast it will create room for private security companies to thrive thereby creating jobs for Obedient youths like Racoon, Eriokanmi and PrinceOfLagos even if they're only allowed to combat crimes with teazers, oversized bullet proof vests and catapults
😂😂😂😂😂

lmao you are wicked sir

JasonScoolari:
You're mistaking my mom for your late mom.

Werey you no tell me say your mama don die. Did she die in active Olosho service?

JasonScoolari:
Brain dead dimwits will always think their downfall and prostitution in their miserable lives is caused by Igbos.

Your mom na prostitute. Expired one ruined by Igbos n mallams

Fira09:
Normally you are a cacafuego with no direction.


Silly wasted s****

You are a waste of semen. Directionless idiot.

Wheezdom:
shut up bitch...

Shut up son of a bïtch

PrinceOfLagos:
I know you go like the fine bobo

He's fine no doubt but Jandor is more cute.

OfficialAPCNig:
Why not win the State House and impeach him, or at least, put him on the edge

You v sense. And make sure LP becomes popular in the north. Make Igbos win seats in the North.

Tissaia:
Tinubu is fcking embarrassment. Dude can't walk or stand firm without someone supporting him. How will he represent us or you guys want that snake bastard Ksm to rule us. Tinubu is sick as fck.. you fcking bigots want him to rule Nigeria in the hospital... Cus old shit is closer to mortuary than anything

Atiku boy, your but licker and driller is the description above. You are rejected on earth and in heaven.
Take Dino's butt for drilling

LagosEmir:
Gbadebo vivour Rhodes of the Labour Party is the next Governor of Lagos and we will vote massively for him on March the 11th .

The Obidient effect

God bless Nigeria

Lmao! This one that's looking like a jigolo.
Carry him enter naa.
All of you Igbos too that was to claim Lagos should enter race in different seats. Your chest beating is legendary.

IamAsiri:
Clown. I am not an uncouth creature .

gay, you are uncouth

IamAsiri:
Who is this one?

I m that babe that can choke you.
You face black like over-used engine oil.
Atiku ll not win..

Dshocker:
I never said you will die mam....

Just leave me alone

Vinnie2000:
You are Neither here nor there.
Just like a Bat, that doesn't know If it's a Bird or a Mammal.
Today supporting Tinubu or Peter Obi, 2moro criticising him and Supporting Atiku.

Better change ur name back to Sweetplum.

This ur Monicker dey Confuse ur Head.

😂 😂 😂
You know when chosing university in JAMB, you ll v 1st choice, 2nd choice, 3rd choice etc.
Tinubu's my 1st choice. Obi is my 2nd choice and Kola Abiola is my 3rd Choice and Atiku is my God forbid choice!
So, I m not a BAT. I m a woman old enough to know what I want.

Shock absorber ni. Until after elections that we calculate all he has in the north if it's up to 5million votes in the North.

Dshocker:
May God help you to rest in pieces peace

You see why I said you Obidients are deranged.
I won't die. Na you n dem go rest in chaos.