₦airaland Forum

playmode: My brother don't bother explaining yourself to these anamus! They think they are enjoying in Nigeria.It is people like them who will be posing and snapping pictures with flowers when they reach abroad Let them be in their ignorance.Level pass level na,no be beans.They are virgins when it comes to the good life.

Guy with your statement it appears you were a suffer head before you cut out from naija...see your thinking .. So until person travel before him go know better thing...wahala dey ooo..

30DB4FA6: if u dey sleep with one eyez open then use one hand close am nah

... LMAO..!! Guy you don craze...

lastpage: So, EVERYONE in Nigeria is comfortable, right?

And EVERY NIGERIAN that lives abroad is POOR?

Wole Soyinka, Chinua Achebe, lived abroad....just to mention two glaring examples!

Its not always about money (even if the money was got from corruption and sycophancy ala Govt bootlicking!), at times, such decisions are based on family/children issues.

As for me, Nigeria will always be HOME, no matter how bad things get.
I wish it was better (just give me electricity ONLY, even if it is just 18 hrs and regular!) ....other things l can cater for but how can l build my own Power Station?

Generator fumes is killing a lot of Nigerians but they dont know it, Cancer rate is astronomical but they cant figure it out
.... yet some folks think those who decide to live abroad are poor, huh?
[b]Have you ever wondered: despite all the money our "Governors and Big Politicians have stolen, when they get sick, WHERE DO THEY RUN TO?
The same Hospital we in Diaspora use! That alone should set you thinking.
I dont want to name them but l remember our last President died in a foreign hospital, the wives of two others died in a foreign hospital, another one was "healed" in a foreign hospital, not to mention their husbands!

See what l mean by "its not all about money"?

I just hope and pray our Nigerian leaders (and their bootlickers!) would have the fear of God in them and stop SLASHING the QUALITY OF LIFE and LIFE EXPECTANCY of Nigerians, BY HALF![/b]

I come home every year! I just love my country, too much. I wish l would retire back home, when the time comes.

On one of my trips home, l took two of my kids to all the "shanty areas of Lagos alone", because l want them to "appreciate what God has done for them"! They could not believe the suffering they saw!
Since them, anything they dont need anymore but is still "useable", is carefully bagged and given to charity back 'home'!
And they stopped throwing whole chicken into the bin or wasting food, just because they have it plenty!

Lastpage!

BTW, its not a "fight" between Nigerians at home and those in diaspora.
we should be complementing each other, there are ways we can be useful to one another and all this "ego, beefing and forming big man" should have no-place in our interactions!

So you had to take them to shanty towns in naija to see suffer abi..? This is ridiculous.. So suffer no dey that abroad..? Abi the things you give to charity are for people that don't need them...the fact that you had to show them suffer head in naija is absurd..suffe head no dey your backyard for yourda..?!! SMBA

dukenestor: Lolz... But guy believe it or nt u d lost,cos ur gf d shine congo 4 hia wella.Guy 9ja boiz no d carry last o. Out of hia make i go check weda d gal my home boy d tidy nw na ur babe. No noise,removing my shoes,tip toein,lukin thru d window,hands ova my mouth,...i i i talk am odinaka cum c person wey u say kongi go kill

YEPARIPA...!! You wan finish my guy be that...lmao!!

playmode: Dont mind that Ngbeke call billionaira.Na apuroka boy wey dey form rich person.The boy broke pass monkey,na one of the mugus wey dey support Jonathan for NL.Help me ask am who dey suffer:

A ) The person wey no get electricity for 1 week ,wey dey breathe generator fumes, wey generator noise don block im ears and wey no get access to better medical care.

or

B) The person wey get 24 hrs electricy ,breathing unpolluted FRESH AIR,emergency services at im beck & call,world class medical care at im finger tips.

My brother khaki no be leather,Southy level pass Naija level a billion times.No need to dey lie to ourselves.Go south African embassy for lagos go see queue no be for mouth.

Nigeria good na him boys dey pay close to N1 million just to get Visa to get out ?

So what's your point.? Everybody should cut out...!?

Lovine: Wetin you dey yarn...is it not the same bible you privileged slaves are beating your chest upon. You say Jesus is god. That means to say your god chop koboko in human form. They say he is mighty because its not easy to carry cross waka street half Unclad on top koboko. You dey vex because dem downgrade your god, Inside Hebrew stories.

You dey vex say Dem no give you job. You think say e easy to run business come hire bad belle like you..

Besides Holy Spirit is the same thing as konji in this situation, you hear as the ashi rush the guy cassava...the thing day body.....where prick and toto meet... Holy Spirit is there.

What language do you speak and write? Triste. Well my God does not bomb anyone one with a shout Allahu arkbar

I don't get you man.! Are you lmplying that am a bloody Muslim... If that's the case let me tell you...anyone that believes in the Quran or Bible is a monkey chasing an invisible banana...!

oceania100: These ashawos do not want to be helped to repent of their sins and be useful to themselves.This world have really gone mad...

Why you dey talk like this na..? Are they not helping themselves by selling their honey, straight from the pot... Did they force you or anyone to pay for congo...No!! Haba, how can you say the world has gone mad...in biblical times dem don dey sell this same market.. My guy no dey talk like this it's not good...this girls are vibrating on the hustling frequency of knacking. You think it's easy to have wet toto all the time... Please stop talking like this..

redsun: Can you imagine that?And god made it so.

What could have happened if judas didn't volunteer?Maybe peter would have.

Volunteer ke? You no see say the Jesus don tell judas say dem don program him software say na him go call police.. Volunteer no dey this situation.. Somebody must go hell fire..

redsun:

Judas was made the victim,while jesus was made the saviour.It is very unfair.

Judas didn't have a choice.

Abi oo... By now judas go dey hell fire... See set up..

pato station: Mr. Man I doubt if you know what "evangelism" entails. What happened, even though unfortunate shows that the Witnesses are following the footsteps of the early Christians and Jesus disciples who suffered harsher treatment (Act 4:18-30, Act 5:27-42, 2Cor 11:23-27). Stephen was stoned to death, James was beheaded as was John The baptist. Even their Master Jesus was executed like a common criminal. So if a few Christians have their dresses torn for the sake of the gospel, it is a very small prize to pay (2Cor 4:3-6). For your information, God's will is that ALL SORTS OF MEN and WOMEN should be saved and come to accurate knowledge (1Tim 2:3,4). Even in the time of Jesus, prostitutes have been known to change. No one is beyond God's mercy no matter how grievious their sins may seem to be.

Jesus' prayer in behalf of his tormentors before his execution is apt: "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."

Why should anyone be forgiven.. I thought he was born and bred to die for sins. If he did not die, how would the so called sinners get this flimsy salvation. He even said papa why have you forsaken me..? See question.! No be to come fulfill prophesy...abegiii make we see road without judas there will be no fulfillment of yeye prophesy..so good and bad must co- exist... Make una leave asehwo alone..

Ishsoph: . 144,000 to inherit d earth? Obviously u put ur attention away while d bible is being read & xplaind by d witnesses. Jesus is God? Pls who sent Jesus to d earth to surrender his life 4 me nd u and to whom does he direct his prayer(cos a God couldnt be addressing another in prayer wit his needs nor could he be praying to self)? Can God die, if so who was in charge of d physical creations(heaven & earth) while interned? If Jesus is almighty what is his father?

His father is almighty chapter 1 verse 1....

Lovine: Jehovah Witness Preach the Jehovah they don't know or understand. How do they connect with one they don't know? They hate those who are not part of their cult group, they smoke, snuff, drink, etc. Tell me how they know this Jehovah. They can't employ you in their establishment if you are not a member. The only true authority are those Americans whom they claim Jehovah reveals the word and 144,000 that will inherit the earth. They believe over 90% of them don't qualify for heaven. Jesus is not God but a god, Jesus is not Almighty but mighty, etc and etc. If they have the Holy Spirit they would have not go to the lioness den.

Wetin you dey yarn...is it not the same bible you privileged slaves are beating your chest upon. You say Jesus is god. That means to say your god chop koboko in human form. They say he is mighty because its not easy to carry cross waka street half naked on top koboko. You dey vex because dem downgrade your god, Inside Hebrew stories.

You dey vex say Dem no give you job. You think say e easy to run business come hire bad belle like you..

Besides Holy Spirit is the same thing as konji in this situation, you hear as the ashi rush the guy cassava...the thing day body.....where prick and toto meet... Holy Spirit is there..

Eba and the aroma of a neighbor's soup..

akorlade: you need to see TB joshua for deliverance, you are under the influence of wicked spirit.

LMAO.,!!!! Too funny..

I think one of the girls notice say one of the guys strong prick dey follow share the gospel, so she sef ku ku ma bring toto by force.. There is no way where prick wey dey sleep go enter toto....not even in biblical times..!

Maximus85: Preaching is the only assignment with a real reward. And 1 John 4:8. This love we have for God and our neighbor moves us to want to preach to people so as to show them the road to salvation as stated in the Bible. Jesus has told us to expect persecution cos he suffered the same thing. This only shows that the Jehovah's Witnesses are doing the Job Jesus laid down for them. I'm proud to be one of them.

All this long yarn just to tell us say you be Jehovah witness... Carry go...

kacheezy: I swear...i'd rather be gang raped by them prostitutes than allow them burn the word of God.

See this guy... So if them rape you to death.. Did you die for God or bible...or if them give you serious disease because of common book... Guy you are an idol worshiper...

delors: Ashawo siddon inside her room ....param param
Jehovah witness carry Bible go preach to her ...param param...
behind closed doors...and bottle of shout...param param...
cigarette and skimpy dresses to reveal her pubic hair ..param param...
Wetin u dey finndddddddddddddd?
Palavaaaaaaa u dey find...
Palava u get oooooooooo
Palavaaaaaa u go get...
Param param...(remix, Fela)

LMAO!!! no mind the idiots..! Them go look free opio with bible on the side..!

oluomad: If you Miss Heaven, You won't Miss Hell!! Repent now from your sins before its too late

If you miss heaven you can equally miss hell.. All na exit...no shakins.!!

Mind you they were listening before kasala burst.! That means to say their trouser snakes were raising their very strong head towards the bush they saw working around. Therefore, the asehwo knew what time it is..! Give them what they came for...F.U.CK him well.!!!. According to bovi..!

roselynbas: I dont get it. How is America a failed country? Remove the plank from your eye before u see clearly to remove the speck in another person's eye!

Cool down.. Have you heard of "sarcasm"... Every time something bad happens in Nigeria all we hear is failed state... So calm down...plank dey carpenter store..

[quote author=Gabriel_sylar]Nairaland is a wikipediaoffools.....so pple re happy dat bridge fell in america in other to justify that ebele had no shoes[/quote]Nna bros..! I see say Wikipediaoffools dey your heritage..abeg show me the people wey dey happy for here..?

obadiah777: YES MY OWN DON FINISH BUT YOUR OWN JUST START. TRY TO DECIPHER THAT

You damn right..!! Normal people live and seek a path to a brighter future... While people wey their own don finish dey quote story book and wishing for a dark future...guy your own don finish..!!

obadiah777: ITS BIBLICAL PROPHESY FOR AMERICA. READ ISAIAH CHPT 47.

Obadiah..!! Isaiah na story teller... E don tey wey bridge, hurricane, flood, fire and other deadly things dey happen...why him yeye prophesy never come to pass...my guy go take alomo with bitter leaf cleanse your mind...people wey come before you don talk this nonsense so no be today..

obadiah777: COME DOWN AND SIT IN THE DUST O VIRGIN DAUGHTER OF BABYLON

Huh!!? Abeg add commentary to this madness..!

[quote author=simply_me]If this were to be in Nigeria, a lot of dunces will be asking for the head of the President - especially if America has a DollarLand forum.[/quote]GBAM!!! All those inferior Africans.... Like perfection = white man...

obadiah777: WELL WE ARE IN JUDGEMENT PERIOD. CLEANSING. IF YOU AINT GOT NO PROTECTION, YALL ARE SOON FINNA BE CLEANSED

Na that story book you wan take enter spiritual combat ..with real life blood shed... Guy your own don finish..

Na hand job this guy go dey collect.. Even with that am sure his doctors will caution him, so he does not overheat or put more strain on his heart..food na to sustain life but food kill this guy...hmmmmm

obadiah777: BUT REALLY THOUGH WHATS THE STORY ? WHO KILLED EM ? BOKO HARAM ?

I hear say na spirit thinz...pure African combat...

At least he saw it coming .... No need for surprise reaction... The guy chop anyhow die anyhow...

obadiah777: WHAT HAPPENED TO EM ?

They fulfilled their mission on earth.. According to your scriptures...you no read say they follow 85 police officers to the afterlife...!!