₦airaland Forum

My goodness! The pancake industry must be hot right now.. Must roll over my retirement...

ehie: we r so busy with our insignificant living,we forget about our inenvitable dying...exactly how many days we got lasting?as we are laughn we r slowly passing away...meet u @ the crossroads,it wont be long now

Aunty mi..I hope all is well.?

nairaman66: See the reason GEJ should be impeached- He cannot control his kleptomaniac wife! She wants to have a piece of everything.. GEJ, his wife and entire corrupt sycophants have damaged the image of the country beyond repair.

Struggling with a widow for a piece of land when she already have enough is brazen wickedness in its entirety.. I believe Patience to be a low-lifer, a thief and a degenerate.

We need a strong willed character to run this country, not a weakling..!!

Dude.! Hectares naim you call piece of land... Wahala dey o..! Besides wetin consign ruling a country and dubious wives....

pDude: Two shameless greedy women. When they die, that strip of land will still remain in that same place.


Vanity upon vanity.

Can you imagine.! My guy the thing tire me..! we are not talking about plots na hectares these two thieves dey provoke upon. Money wey dem no work for, land wey no be dia own.... Na pen we go take collect am back..

femmyb: Does that mean he commited some sin in a previous life, and this early death is his punishment?

Lmao.!! No let this guy begin quote scriptures dey yarn opata soaked in Hebrew stories... I guess his soul was 2000 years old....

jp philips:




i guess the qestion is for people wey don make am for Naija, for one who is still vibrating on the hustling frequency, i doubt if he or she has anything +ve to say

Chei..See combinations..! "Vibrating on the hustling frequency. " guy you too much..!!!

NovusHomo: Am I to blame if you do not understand the use of the English language, Chief "Baba"? By the way, Novus homo[/i] is Latin for [i]"New man".[b][/b] Your ignorance stinks from 10 kilometers.

Latin na your papa language.? Because you know the meaning of something homo, you grade yourself as intelligent..your stupidity stinks from 200 kilometers. Accroding to, Goosebaba chatper 3 vs 2 "One who uses foreign language as a yard stick to measure intelligence is a low life individual e.g you!! Mr new Mumu..

NovusHomo: The Nigerian complacency, docility, and sense of fatality. Where else in the world will leaders rob the citizens blind,and the citizens pray for the thieves to live long. Instead of light, roads, hospitals, schools, all you hear are shouts of "Alhaji Ranka Dede", "Chief Baba N'iyen", "Chief (Mrs)Mama Ke", and of course "Eze Gburugburu Whocares..." I love Nigeria and Nigerians. I'm planning on running for the Senate in 2015 if there is still a country known by that name . I pray to God almighty that Nigerians will still not have "shine" their eyes by then. I know you love Nigeria more than I do. Now you can start insulting me. Seems you do that more than rise up and bring your oppressors down. "ARISE, O COMPATRIOTS"![i][/i]

Na today yansh dey back.? Abegii tell us wetin you like about Naija peeps... No homo.

trolling: Some of them are Yah's chosen people,they are the Hebrew Israelites all though some of them dont know it and the other "Nigerians" sold them off during the Transatlantic slave trade

My guy answer the question before you begin dey yarn opata..! It's so obvious you just found your new religion..

Naija all dey every day...! The minute you see a crowd you can always pick out the Nigerians...too much efizzy or too much village guy man...Naija I hail thee..!

adaobi123: They are with me. Polygammy tings

High mileage things...

SLIDE waxie: So, dbanj don marry abi?
U put don jazzy now u ommitted dbanj. Na him kill ur brother?

LMAO!!!!

Asiwaju9ja: IGNORAMUS Alfa, is Musa(moses) no longer a prophet and a muslim as ur Quran says? Prophet Musa's God in Arabic is Allah. Yahweh,Jehovah is God's name in Hebrew,Jewish. All ur brothers(Terrorists) Shouts Allahu Akbar! Before killing themselves and taking innocent lives with them. Yet, u cannot come out to condemn dem. because u will do d same. May God reward u according to ur spirit.

Nna Bros! I thought abrahamic god's name is Yashayah in Hebrew while Jehovah and jesus is Roman..

Totfulguy: This is the most irreverent thing I have heard from a clueless,sorry and ignorant bigot. You have to retract this statement or you will be sorry for blasphemy against the Giver of the breath you are using to defame Him. Those who know this Alfaman can quote me...He will not be on Nairaland in the next 24 month for this blasphemy...for obvious reasons.

LMBO!!!! See the heart of a true believer..! What about you .? Are you sure you will last within the next 24 hrs..? Chineke..! God of my forefathers... If men were gods.. Na die be that ooo..

PapaBrowne: Nice one Billy. However that is core capitalist thinking! The world is leaving Core Capitalism and moving towards Conscious Capitalism. Check it up. Positive Impact is more important than Quantum acquisition.
Billy Gates is on a new thing. Instead of winning Oracle, Google and Apple he has opted to win Polio, Malaria and AIDS.
Billy Buffet is giving off half his wealth to causes and encouraging other Billies to do so.
Billies are trending these things these days: Conscious Capitalism, Impact Investments, Social Entrepreneurship!
Ask Billy Elumelu! He'll tell you.

Eyes on Goal and Gold no more. Eyes on Impact and Well Being now the ish. The gesture from the Kenyan Marathoner is worthy of commendation. She made impact and improved the Chinese guys well being.

No such thing as "conscious Capitalism" ... Global competition is hot right now.. Investors have to apply new concept of business practices that counters the existing ones in order to grab resources.. That has nothing to do with conscience. There are no sentiments in resource control...Capitalism is Capitalism.! Bottom line is the goal..

We train to win.. We do not train to lose by sentiments and unnessary emotions. Her actions are not commendable in my book. If the guy could not make the finish line all he had to do was park well..

Besides you can not give what you don't have.. Bill gates monopolize the industry, did he care if his competitors were going out of busines and laying off their employees? No! Now he is a winner, he can now afford to invest in charity..

Lets not cloud out judgement with sentiments, when there are rules to the game.

Ayoakinkahunsi: Ask your father if he is your real father

For your weak mind you don talk abi..!? Even goat pikin better pass you...

tatiana009: Imagine trying to associate sharing stolen money with God! This is exactly why Nigeria is in this state,so if he wasn't afraid he would have taken a cut and gone ahead to give a testimony in Church sef. God is truly merciful.

Can you imagine..! Since some people god works in mysterious ways... My guy any moment is a moment for action.. Even if the thing no make sense..chai! See person life..the god effect erodes common sense..

cap28: Inability to beleive that the white man is capable of criminal activity despite the fact that everything he has in this world was stolen from others - tragic.

GBAMEST!!!!!! Some Nigerias hate themselves with passion..but they see it as the norm..

dasparrow: Are you surprised? You should know by now that the average Nigerian suffers from severe inferiority complex. The same way you see them defend whites on the world wide web is the same way they treat the white man with utmost respect while treating their fellow Nigerians like crap in Nigeria.

How often do whites defend Nigerians online or in the real world? Some Americans were even rejoicing on yahoo when the Dana air crash occurred in Lagos. The average Nigerian is a self-hating shameless negro. I have long lost my respect for most Nigerians. No wonder other Africans disrespect us. Serves the average Nigerian right.

You are so right..! I ran into a group of them white folks. The joy that an American was the pilot made him a hero. And they said it with pride...cold catch me but I no run..

arbitrage: May Satan forgive you for implicating him in your misdemeanours. The fact you said was presented and ignored says Associated Press (AP) committed those partiality and injustices by their media. I pointed the error in the second information, which evidently was not from AP as purported by that comment. Then I went on to fault the practice of making one company's media prejudice (assuming AP actually were to be the source of the second information) a national "agreement and mindset." I even questioned you on why should you take an editorial comment of a publisher to be the sin of every Nigerian or American. I concluded by decrying the same racial, ethnic and tribal prejudicial practice that your generation have brought upon Nigeria and Nairaland in this online era. So tell me what material fact was presented that you are fighting that I haven't tackled?

More so, the people you are quoting (and abusing God) for causing pains on others by reason of ignorance, hatred and deceit are exactly your type of people who thought that there is no God or judgment or repercussion for whatever they do. But let it be known to you that "though hands join hands, sinners will not go unpunished" and because "speedy judgment is not brought upon man's actions, his heart is set in him to do evil." Carry on, you will meet someday with the One you hate so much when it will have been too late to receive that His wrath you are asking for where is it, in the company of those that caused the pain you talked about BECAUSE "the soul that sinneth, it shall die."

You believe in your god and his crew satan and Jesus, it's yours own it.! The fact that people like you are eager to judge people according to the concept of your beliefs on god borderline madness. Everything god this god that.. Why don't you just tackle the subject and leave your god out of it. You already tagged me an atheist because of your sub stander truth. You believe you were born a sinner that's on you don't rope me in with your scriptures. So keep your fear mongering and black mailing god to your self... Those who dwell in the essence of God don't need to shout every 5mins it's part of thier existence. While those who believe in words of god always have to proclaim and remind themselves every split second.

Your god is your god and your satan is your satan...! Own it don't pass it around..

holamiday: :oGoosebaba please stop that! Did you just insult God? I can't believe this. Even if you do not believe God, why not just err on the side of caution. You don't need the insults, believe me.

Look a god that takes side is not a true god. A god that sets traps is not a true god. A god that takes credit for everything good and blames his so called creation for everything bad is not a true god. I will take olodumare before I look Jehovah corner. Olodumare no write book, you as a human being you seek your path in life and everything that befalls you is within the cosmos. that means you hold him responsible.. And the followers of olodumare do not go about demonizing other gods while promoting a god which was forced upon their ancestors.

Given that, I believe in God. The one true God that does not demand worship nor set rules and regulations. The elements of this world that sustains life is God. Look around you when a child is born we clear his/ her air passage for breathing. Every living being needs oxygen, every human being NEEDS oxygen.. But not everybody need Buhda, Allah, Jesus or olodumare or your village juju. And one harness these elements that sustains life and can also destroy life free of charge. When we expire we go back to the source of life which science call pure energy. A God that created this magnificent universe will not create a furnace as a tool for purnishment and deem it wise...

Even olodumare worshippers do not make excuses on behalf of thier god same cannot be said of Yahweh and him pikin.. Excuses full ya pa!!!

Ayoakinkahunsi: If you had already known the answer why asking
Well
The world is a market place and heaven is our home
That is leaving on earth is temporal we shall surely return to our fathers house but the bastards must have been exempted

Your papa go judge you before he lets you inside his house. Are you sure you are not a bastard.. !?

onitshaigbo: Human beings questioning the plan of Almighty God is like ants wondering about the purpose of the Badagary Expressway: there is no way we could comprehend something so much more profound than our mental capabilities allow. So, instead of questioning the purpose of God's plan and creations, we should ask ourselves what is God's instruction for us to live.

I though the bagger created you in his own image.. Are you now saying a gave you an ants brain... Excuses upon excuse ....

superior1: OP, of what need is my explaining this to you?, you have probably decided on the course of life to take anyways. If you are waiting till you understand the use of judgement day before you make your decision about eternity, i wish you success.

Are Atheists having a special day today, this is not APRIL 1!!!!

Just because one does not Beleive in your shitty god does not make them an atheist...

yuzedo: Judgement day is one BIG movie theater. There will be a large 1000inch Sony HDTV screen where everybody will queue up and watch videos of other peoples lives on earth. I'm looking forward to that day cos i will have my vaseline in my hand while watching peoples videos. All these NL babes wey dey form varchin.. We go watch una sexxx tape dat day!

All you girlfriends that lied you are in church night vigil, meanwhile ya in one hotel sucking ya boyfriend go know that day..

Infact, judgement day go too sweet. You go watch people life movie die! i am bidding to be the sole distributor of popcorn that day. Chei!!!

LMAO!!! Guy you don craze finish...prick go pain you o... You no say dem plenty...

DanoskyZ: Judgement dat day will come from the HEART! Whatever is ur belief, there is SIN/SHORTFALL/MISDEED there, that's what all the religions have in common. That day ur heart will judge you not even God.
The whole essence is to separate the GOOD from the BAD, whether islam, hindu, christian

No need to make flimsy excuses or lie ... What happen to kingdom of heaven through your savior... Wetin concern Heart inside...Muslims know of him as a prophet, na hell fire be that now! Hindu no even send am, hell fire again.. Now you say na automated your god go use no be him go do the work... My guy stop making excuses...

[quote author=inspiredbyGOD:.]@op, another important thing to note is that we won't really be judged based on our deeds but by our beliefs. Imagine going to hell for not getting a chance to hear about Jesus; our ancestors are in big soup.[/quote]Your ancestors in big soup? Haba! Abi your god failed woefully. The guy could not communicate with his so called creation... Your god fall my hand..

Logicboy03:

Doesnt god already know who is good and who is bad? What is the point of the judgement day when god already knows what you have done and where you are going to? Is God into ceremonies and entertaining court cases?

The guy like ceremonies and dramatization. You no see as him take sacrifice his only begotten son .. Wey him don already know say him go die.. After that the guy go siddon for him papa side after the koboko... Harry porter things...or lord of the rings ... Precious all the way...

arbitrage: May God forgive you. Did you look very well at the sources of those two information you posted to abuse our minds against a country? So, the logos and names AP (in red) and AFP (in blue) meant the same company? So the second image source of AFP/Getty Images and so means the same as Associated Press (AP)? So whatever Associated Press (AP) writes on their pages is the decision and mindset of US government and over 300 millions American (including your runaway brothers from other countries residing there)? So whatever Rebuen Abati (or other newspaper editors) writes/wrote in Guardian (or other newspapers) is the representation of average Nigerian populace and government? May God forgive you for error of hasty generalization. No wonder you people turn Nairaland and Nigeria in general to a tribal and ethnic rivalry podium? Untoward and godless generation!

Wetin concern your god inside this matter!? For your shallow and hasty reply you ignored the facts presented. Identical circumstances reported differently to ridicule one race, while promoting endurance for the next...it's media anyone that reads one of the above sees a black man looting while the white folks are survivals. Both parties suffer the same predicament.. To hell with your god's forgiveness where is his wrath towards those that cause others pain through their ignorance, hatred and deceit..

Hmmm....

sadiik45: People do look northerners as they ar nt wise. Bt dey ar wisiest ppl in 9ja. Cos i'm wondern dat southerners stil believe in gods, dis s shame, where ar d muslims,christians, where ar dey. There's no rascal,babboon, idiotic tradition man dat wil claim gods in d north else he'll b purnish. Their's no man dat'll threat me wit gods. I believe in Allah as muslim. And i also knw christians do d same by believn in 1 god as i do. Pls understand no human bieng on da face of earth have d power 2 take off soul except allah,god

Guy relax... All god na god.. Difference been your foreign gods have major foot soldiers that spread his words by force or blood shed or blackmail. That's the reason you think your Allah is all that...when last have to heard of a traditional god worshiper physically killing in the name of his/her god in order to promote them...or make excuses on their behalf ....Mohammed and Jesus area dead men but you still say peace be upon him, get emotional for nothing, and you believe they will save you somehow..

The foolish oba obviously has his selfish agenda... For getting his gods involved..

Malawian: Christ did not have to die, he was murdered by us. now, he came to show us the way back to God hence his preaching in the synagogues and doing all manner of miracles. his proclaming the good news and Gods kingdom. the world was by then in control of the darkness and the darkness was not going to give up it's turf without a fight. i believe we can find an analogy here in naijerya. the darkness was to instigate the trials of Jesus to find faults with him.. if a messanger is tainted, his message surely would. first was after the 40 days fast which he excelled in flying colours. Jesus Christ was True-Man while on earth! when the 3 direct temptations failed, there was always a judas to bribe to lie about him. there was always a mob to incite to chant for crucifiction. what actually was happenning then was another trial. was Jesus man enough to die for his message? was his message true enough to give his life for? Christ did not die for you, you killed him, yet he forgave you before he gave up his spirit. you have his message to lead you back to God.it is your problem whether you take it. now let me share a quote i saw on the internet yesterday " i will rather believe and be wrong than dont believe and be wrong ". if you like keep bowing you heads to the moon. na una sabi..

Which one is it... The guy died for your sins so you can gain salvation or you follow kill am so he can forgive you for your transgressions ....?