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Why are you doing like this now.... It's not good ohh.

Who dem catch na him be thief.

Why you dey hold prick like Michael Jackson

Comot make I see road..

In case of in-casity

My blood dey hot... Eye dey red

A stitch in time prevents further tear tear

WildChild00: U sidon der wen rain dey beat my clothes...

Lmao..!!! Classic...

[quote author=Ladytee-thato]Lol same thing i'm glad. Wetin be this i go carry you. does this make any sense![/quote]Why una dey try derail this sweet something. Aunty foreigner go drink water to cool your over-heating..

hoochay: by dia chat we shall knews them

Na today yansh dey back... ?

"Tomorrow get belle na wetin e go born? No downgrade, no underrate your friends you nor know tomorrow"

Citation
Fleta man
Track number 6
Album: I don't know
Retrieve: from my brain

shadrach77: Let me add some

1. Ngbo, they said you are dating Folake. Is it true ?
2. Your father has spent a lot on your head
3. If you don't study you are just doing yourself
4. I wear a bus from ikorodu to ojota
5. Leave me jare !
6. That song "entered" my body
7. Na me you dey abuse? Your father !!!
8. If I catch you, you will smell pepper
9. Please reverse back
10. He "gave" me one dirty slap "gbosa!!"
11. That boy has been "chasing" me . He says he wants to marry me
12. I like the "chain" you are wearing


...to be continued

Lmao..!' How about

He jilted me with another woman

I was sitting down je je. When he came to look for my trouble

If I slap you here ehn ... You go know say Jesus is lord

I go rush you slap for here, you no go know wetin do you

Every body must answer him papa name

Guy why you dey carry chest like person wey chop iron SH.it bone

Oga no be like that ohh

My oga at the top

Oga mi I hail ohhh

Troway face my guy, leave that thing

Armed robbers no be spirit na person like you and me..

Why you do mouth like person wey chop hot puff puff.

Na who carry my pant from wire, that person no go die better..

Where them dey..! Who dem be ..!?

See as you thin like bongar fish

Only you wan finish that food, dem wan sell you?

You get diarrhea.? Why you dey chop and SH.it like this

[quote author=Omni_Sparrow]"If you move, I move you" -Police[/quote]LMBO..!!! One bastard police said that to me..

If you move I fire
I say stand here, and you are looking at me
Craze dey worry you?

bknight: I object. Even illiterate grannies won't say that in nigeria. Its Nepa don carry light"

2. Mtn don comoted my credit isn't spoken by a nigerian

Are you nigerian at all?

Me self shadow the "took light"

Yarn like

Neeepaaa! Haba'
NEPA don take light
NEPA don bring light
NEPA bring yeye Kor-rent
NEPA no go die better
Which kind yeye light be this?
NEPA! Una papa blokos
NEPA! Una mama toto

The situation was serious, even blind man begin count money...

If I called you a goat now, you will say I insulted you.

Na who SH.it for here,,!??

My guy how far?
Please shift your yansh small
My leg is paining me
John your thing too big..
Do you want to wound me
I WILL INJURE YOU OHH.!!
Who be that..? Na me ohh.. Na me who??!!

Fear catch me, but I no run
Look at Aunty's cocking shoe
Abeg carry your craze enter bush
Virgin no dey maternity ward
Hungry is catching me
SH.it is catching me
Do you have ice water
NEPA have seize the light
Rain water is pouring a lot
Then I come and start going, then she come and stop me
The soup has correct scent

Chineke me' .. What is this? The local government dey sleep? Wahala dey...

Barbaric thinz.... That continent is....

A. Backward
B. cursed
C. The people are animals
D. This is an isolated incident
E. End times
F. The god with vol 1,2&3 is angry
G. Illiterates
H. This has nothing to do with the continent
I. This is not the way of life for brazilians
J. They still worship idols

If you are quick to condemn Africa when things like this happens in an African country.. I ask that you grow your dendrites...Ase'

simpleseyi: He is playing with 14 years imprisonment OR how many years did National Assembly stipulate for homo-sexualism? Even promoters of homo-sexualism like the person that posted these images is liable to imprisonment including those encouraging the sick guy with sweet words on Nairaland.

Sweet words on nairaland.. too funny!!! However, studies have shown that people who frown against homosexuality have a high tendencies to indulge. So my friend check your sef..

wisdom mos: Oboy have you brought your gay life here. Go get a life man. You think we dont know you. Back in the days from delta state poly ozoro. Repent cos the wrath of God will come upon you soon.

Which kind yeye wrath.. You sure say the guy never take your god from the back entrance .. Why your god go dey vex because person wear pancake..

If 19 fire fighters die for naija all at once . Our forefathers will be insulted. Then the inferior monkeys would link corruption and thinz to it. Lastly they would ask for GEJ head..without an RIP..my inferior brethren I hail ohh..!

PS: RIP to the brave risk taker..

homesteady: I wonder how many cartons of foundation they used on this girl boy
Its not even funny!! #Spits and walks away

Bros..! Abeg come pack your spit. Why you go dey spit anyhow for NL... It's bad enough we have to deal with hidden post, now we have people spitting and walking away...abeg come pack your something..

Meanwhile the she-he get liver pass all una wey dey yab am.. For NAIJA this guy show himself, stand well well come take pishures with pancake. I hail the guy..!

deeptesting: Hide my passport for what? What is my business with the smile or sh****t on the face of the immigration officers? I am a Nigerian simple and holds a green passport.I think kids have over taken NL....Like some one mentioned here it's inferiority complex that will make you hide your passport and flaunting your blue,red, gold or violet or whatever is just a show off,normal Nigerian mentality..

Another GBAM..

[quote author=some-girl]The only other people who'd recognize a Nigerian passport apart from fellow Nigerian travellers would be immigration officers, who you'd have to present to the passport to anyways.

Hiding has nothing to do with being embarrassed by state of Nigeria. The ones who flaunt foreign passports do so for the benefit of other Nigerians (show off) and the ones who hide Nigerian passports suffer from inferiority complex.[/quote]GBAMEST...!!!!

[quote author=A-town]I think YOU are the only one that determines how you are treated. Blue or Green, e no matter[/quote]Spot on..! I remember back in 03 when traveling via air France, connecting flight to Yankee. I had on a gold necklace with a large diamond crucifix and a gold wristwatch. Mind you I was in my early twenties and a JJC. The fool started asking me 1001 question about my immigration status, while other people were cleared to board. The bastard was still grilling me until I heard my name on the speaker.

I lost all appetite to eat during the flight. So I turned down the meals. Then I noticed the hostess kept offering me meals, drinks, and muffins, things I did not ask for. So in my konji mind I thought she wanted my general to participate in her battle field. For some reason I saw her and another hostess pointing at me and taking notes. This one don pass be-careful. So I check myself and I noticed I was dressed like a pim.mp, not eating made me look like a mule. Sharp sharp I begin order hot tea, muffins and more hot tea.

This incident changed how I dress when I travel. Since then I have been waiting for the next over-zealous bastard that will try any nonsense. My green passport stays in my shirt pocket and I flash it with command. I dey kampe!!! No shankins!

Why dem no like to wear panties....carry leg anyhow all yansh don open finish.

RedBenson: Charly Boy is 62 and he's still living this kind of rough life. When will he repent? I mean any hope for repentance?

According to you he is living a rough life..! Because YOU BELIEVE that you are a sinner that needs to repent. Guy no take your religious madness rub baba Charly ....

IYA NGBALI: Don't they sell rat poison in their area?which kind man you be self?poison the mad dog and let her rot in hell.

Rat poison ke'? You wan kill person ni...? Na demon we suppose cast out na..

Meristem: NLers sef! Evribodi don dey shout quit quit now. Yesterday everybodi dey scream "hang in there, God don't like divorce"

That's why personal responsibility/ decision belongs to no public forum.

Make una wait ohh... Inside this beating wey this guy dey receive. The guy still carry strong mind service Congo...wahala dey ...... We go soon hear thinz that touch.

adaobi123: Goat meat on delta ?!?!? Since when ? Lol

I don dey fly delta since 2008..and yes they have serve me goat meat. "Beef or goat" she asked me. I opt for goat meat. But it was small small fried pieces of meat. I hope you are not thinking of the size of meat you arrange with your eba at home

50calibre: Brother fear not, you only live once. Before you go, please contact your lawyer to draw up a will, just in case.

LMAO..!!!

ItsModella: I am a regular too and I have never seen them serve plantain, jollof rice and goat meat.

Nice jokes tho

No worri next time dem serve naija delicacies I go take picture come open new thread for NL... Delta dey compensate us for flying their jaguda plane..

I see say you self get the jaguda spirit.... Delta all the way ...!!

ItsModella: I never see where Delta dey give person jollof rice, fried plantain and goat meat o. I know they give some useless snack which I ike to think is a pathetic attempt at meat pie.

I tell you say me na regular... They do serve naija cuisine with pieces of goat meat..I dey wait the day dem go serve yellow garri or amala with okra soup...and their regular pieces of meat... And all the old hostess sabi naija well well... So we dey flow correct..

Me: Aunty the food no plenty na!
Hostess: guy cool down, this no be your papa house.
Me: but I am from delta state
Hostess: this is a plane, that one wey you talk na your village.
Me: but am a paying customer
Hostess: oya take your wahala too much.