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TravelRe: Things You Should Have Before Boarding An International Flight by GooseBaba: 8:02pm On Jun 27, 2013
[quote author=ozo_emeka][size=16pt]PLEASE IS THERE A PSA FOR NIGERIANS TO BE FREAKIN QUIET ON THE PLANE[/size][size=16pt][/size]....like geesh these guys think it's a market place "Ah Ola, I go jam you for Lagos now no shaking" screaming from the front to the back...gosh[/quote]Lmao..!!!! Them plenty for delta airline... Houseboy a wey dey form effizzy...one with a $200 sneaker was promoting his wire transfer company... The guy wan catch mugu for 35000 feet...
TravelRe: Things You Should Have Before Boarding An International Flight by GooseBaba: 7:54pm On Jun 27, 2013
Konjour: Additionally,handlullages that easily fit into the overhead carraige and can be carried about for long periods by you (especially for destinations that require transit flights) without giving you a hunch-back. cheesy If you've got a bigger bag stowed in the plane's hold,take a few of the most important items you've got in it with you...Stuff you can't risk losing. A Padlock too can be useful,especially if your handluggage is not equipped with a code-lock facility. You don't wanna be caught unawares.
Don't get me started with hand Hand-luggage ... Some Nigerians no dey hear word. Imagine some carry big box call am hang luggage and the they even have the audacity to start raising their voice.
TravelRe: Things You Should Have Before Boarding An International Flight by GooseBaba: 7:47pm On Jun 27, 2013
ItsModella: Delta gave you jollof rice, fried plantain and goat meat? are you sure? where did you fly to?
From Atlanta to Nigeria .... One way no bus stop...
TravelRe: Things You Should Have Before Boarding An International Flight by GooseBaba: 7:33pm On Jun 27, 2013
peacein9ja: Arik Airline is the best but only goes to New York. They serve 9ja food comfy seats with lots of leg room, personal tv, free headphones, nice bathroom. If you fly Business the seat turns to bed. I love Arik plus it is owned by a Nigerian and the Pilots are Nigerian. Over 6 feet like me don't even try Air France you will regret it unless you want the free wine. Delta is roomy too.
Haven't flown Arik before. Air-France the bastards begin ask me immigration question for their language how dem want make i answer and they were overpriced. Delta airline correct prize, roomy as loose Congo and I enjoyed the jollof rice and fried plantain with goat meat..though their plane rugged I still fly Delta on a regular... No shakins ..!!
TravelRe: Things You Should Have Before Boarding An International Flight by GooseBaba: 7:23pm On Jun 27, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]I flew Delta once and swore never again...

And na business class o! Wetin remain na for person to start to preach or sell medicine inside.
[/quote]Yeeparipa...!! I like delta .... Woleeeee kon le'..I dey manage money.. Eye dey red.. Old mama youngie naim full dia remain...

I used to think only Nigerians clap, praise God and thank pilot.. Took a short flight from Atlanta to Maryland we hit major turbulence come see oyinbo, Chinese, akata dey bind demons and thinz..fear no good ohh..but at least we were flying high when it happened. After that I begin smell sh.it, some people do sh.it full chair.
FamilyRe: Man In Search Of Ghost Finds Girlfriend Sleeping With Son by GooseBaba: 10:04pm On Jun 22, 2013
timmyudemba: I actually tot 18 is d age 4 sexual wah eva,dnt tink its 21,and besides dat,we dnt hv a vry effective law 2 bk up,so anytin happens in naija
Wake up my friend. You are saying anything happens in naija. Where did this action take place.? In your village abi? And yes it's 21 for consent and 18 to drink beer in naija. With the so called effective law did it stop the act..? Guy warn ya sef
IslamRe: Pregnant Muslim Woman Attacked In Paris, Loses Baby by GooseBaba: 5:08pm On Jun 22, 2013
Ayatullah: Just wise, you are not wise at all with your comment. Indeed French is not a Muslim country, but it has French citizens who are Muslims and non-citizens who are Muslims, so ask yourself if you are indeed wise where those French born Muslims will move to. For your information, the whole earth is Allah's and since Muslims are devoted to His worship alone and alone they can live anywhere on His earth, it is those who did not want them spread goodness on earth that will not find peace no matter how 'Superpower' they think they are........it is the Party of Allah that shall be victorious.
Guy so you don read your Quran up-side down again abi? The nonsense you are beating your chest upon, is it only your religion that has the means for destruction. This thing you are calling for, if it starts you no go fit bend yansh pray five times a day ohh... So therefore warn ya sef..!
PoliticsRe: 200 Nigerian Girls Trafficked To Russia Monthly – Ambassador by GooseBaba: 4:55pm On Jun 22, 2013
jascon1: Why nairaland dey hide posts? If democracy no dey here abeg na to waka o. Let ppl express emselves in whatever way abeg!undecided
In case the poster know who dey carry girls go abeg link me up, my neigbour dey ask
shocked shocked shocked your neighbor dey ask...." LMAO
PoliticsRe: 200 Nigerian Girls Trafficked To Russia Monthly – Ambassador by GooseBaba: 4:44pm On Jun 22, 2013
[quote author=gbaky_floor]Exactly what am saying. Have you seen the way the way the white strippers are treated? Can you compare that with how Nigerian Strippers are treated?

The strippers still get good treatment because their men put up laws to protect up them even as the women choose the wrong path to follow.[/quote]I guess you don't read the newspapers or watch crime show and see how this assets are drugged and smacked around. Meanwhile strippers or prostitute are protected like any assets, however, when they need to be set straight they get the PI..MP HAND...there are secular laws for everyone and a separate underground rules and regulations for this industry set by the regulating bodies that consists of madams, pimps, club owners and the list goes on.
PoliticsRe: 200 Nigerian Girls Trafficked To Russia Monthly – Ambassador by GooseBaba:
[quote author=gbaky_floor]Have you ever seen a white female stripper? Have you ever seen a female Nigerian stripper? Have you seen a professional white female prostitute? Have you ever seen a female Nigerian professional prostitute?

If you have one thing most men would notice is that the white woman is not just for the money but the joy and satisfaction her client will get while the Nigerian is all about the money.

Our culture and religion obligated men to cater for their women. The men are to create the opportunities and environment for their women to thrive. Why have the black men failed to do this?

These women in foreign countries selling their bodies, do you know that majority of them are below 18 years? Were are their fathers, brothers, uncles and kinsman? Why choose prostitution, something that harms them the most? What makes a mother push her daughter into prostitution?

The core reason is that their society failed them. And any prosperous and enabling society is a direct handiwork of its men.

Why have you a black man failed your society thereby failing your women. Why have you left your women with no choice but to sell their dignity to perform your duty? Why can't you build your society the way you built that of another race?

Most importantly why why can't you man up and take up your responsibilities so that your women wouldn't have to and an end can be put to this source of embarrassment to our entire society?[/quote]YEPARIPAA..! The Gods of my forefathers make una come hear tori...

So what you are actually saying is that white prostitute or stripper engage in this acts because they are having fun. The line of argument is leaning towards that of an inferiority complex.

And yes I have seen, smacked and felt loads of white, Asians and black strippers. But I have only seen these same categories as prostitute. And YES they all did it for money, not because they liked pleasing men. They all have excuses and reasons, kids, school fees, rent and all other B.S. now if you bring underage to the mix, I can authoritatively tell you that madness is not peculiar to any race, gender or creed.

On the other hand, you hold African men responsible for building a foundation that women can find themselves and thrive. Are you subscribing that we hold on to the ways of are forefathers ? Even back then women still controlled resources.

When a woman succeeds in Nigeria she does not thank men as a gender, she thanks the men in her life that made it possible, not African men in general. So blaming African men in general carries no weigh on personal decisions or accomplishment.
Science/TechnologyRe: Creatures That Live Longer Than Humans by GooseBaba: 12:11am On Jun 22, 2013
adconline: So is "bible dating" more accurate? Who determined Metusellah's age?
Yeeparipa..!!! Bible dating.!!! Too funny
PoliticsRe: 200 Nigerian Girls Trafficked To Russia Monthly – Ambassador by GooseBaba: 8:21pm On Jun 21, 2013
toshmann: He can't even talk of personal responsibility. Are they kids? We can't even use poverty as an excuse for this bc I too I grew up without a silver spoon. But I had parents who brought me up to take responsibility. And I choose to be responsible. Just like millions of other girls in Nigeria too, so these girls going to Russia have no solid excuse.

And yet he wants to blame me for the girls voluntary servitude.
You said it.. "Personal responsibility" this is the Koko of the matter. He/her logic is absurd. It's like police apprehending a group of thieves or yahoo yahoo boys, but then turn around and blame women in general by pin-pointing their short-comings.
IslamRe: Pregnant Muslim Woman Attacked In Paris, Loses Baby by GooseBaba: 7:45pm On Jun 21, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: don't mind the dude, besides kaffhir tho it means infidel is said with an arrogant tone and disrespect, in fact khaffir is more like cockroaches
Tufiakwa!! You don't mean it...! So Muslims see others as roaches because they don't share their beliefs.
IslamRe: Pregnant Muslim Woman Attacked In Paris, Loses Baby by GooseBaba: 7:37pm On Jun 21, 2013
diarra94: we all want peace and unity in nigeria but there is actually no need of you posting this here. if you really want to preach peace i am ready to sponsor your journey to the north.
Lmao...!! grin my hand no dey oh
PoliticsRe: 200 Nigerian Girls Trafficked To Russia Monthly – Ambassador by GooseBaba: 7:01pm On Jun 21, 2013
[quote author=gbaky_floor]No all are not like that but majority are which is why we are in such a mess.[/quote]Aunty mi.. How did you arrive at that your "majority" conclusion.?

I don't get it, you use a macro blanket of economic proportion to debase a particular gender and race. While ignoring the micro accomplishment of the same gender & race towards the growth of the white man's accomplishment.

Aunty mi you need major history lesson. Do we now accuse the Russian men for not taking care of their women, since any major city in the world one visit there are always Russian punny available even in naija...the difference is in their quality control.

You ignore the stupidity of the girls, their greed in the name of hustle. You even ignored the mother in the write up that wants her daughter to continue the lifestyle. But you are quick to blame the black man for the personal decision of an individual that happens to be a woman.

With your rationale, any time I see a white prostitute or a stripper I should blame the white man. Or is the white man exempt because he built sky scrapers and dildos.

You accused others for playing the blame game, but you forget that you yourself you are soaked in the blame game. In fact ehh.! your blame game no make sense. How can you blame a race or gender for the personal decisions of an individual...
CrimeRe: Three Men Arrested For Molesting Pregnant Woman by GooseBaba: 10:26pm On Jun 20, 2013
born2fuckpussy: some wish seun osewa appeared in my front, I will beat hell out of him and may even shook him bottle, the guy can frustrate deadman to live
Hahahaha hahahaha ...... You don vex....
CrimeRe: Three Men Arrested For Molesting Pregnant Woman by GooseBaba: 9:40pm On Jun 20, 2013
original dave: nonsense


rrrrrapists


them don go nyash nyash person pregnant wife now ehn !

who knows d position that poor woman gave those foooolss ehn!heu ewuooo ehhn!
could it be dogy or somkind of.................
Guy dem rush the woman you dey ask weda she set doggy, snaky, ratty, missionary and thins...guy you get wahala..
PhonesRe: Golden iPhone5 Studded With 364 Diamonds. by GooseBaba: 9:21pm On Jun 20, 2013
[quote author=slim fit ]Seriously ! It looks like there are a lot of people that are poor mentally on this site.[/quote]Weda you get poor mentality or rich mentality, my guy 68k pounds sterling no be beans water...
IslamRe: Pregnant Muslim Woman Attacked In Paris, Loses Baby by GooseBaba: 9:10pm On Jun 20, 2013
hikmoj: so if we're sayin d prayer we'll cal ur line or e mail u
Lol.... Naija..! We be real funny people...carry on ojare ...
IslamRe: Pregnant Muslim Woman Attacked In Paris, Loses Baby by GooseBaba: 9:06pm On Jun 20, 2013
koonbey: you are not being candid,you saw many post above referencing "kaffirs" above,yet you didnt deem it neccesary to inform those misguided souls that not all kaffirs go about attacking veiled women. about generalization,nobody would have generalised if the op itself had not been obviously religion motivated,why put muslim in the title?and why post it to the front page before it had any posts even,thereby knowingly sparking religious division. since the thread was obviously religiously motivated,i think the people referencing christian casualties have the right to,afterall,if a thread were to be created for every ?pregnant christian woman" who is attacked,you can imagine how that would be.

i am in no way defending the animals who did this in the name of whatever religion. whether christian,muslim,budhist or any other;the concept of "only my own is correct is inherently arrogant,selfish,divisive and plain dumb".
Na true you talk... "Only my own is correct" is the sub-human tendencies of Abrahamic's faithfuls.
IslamRe: Pregnant Muslim Woman Attacked In Paris, Loses Baby by GooseBaba: 8:48pm On Jun 20, 2013
blenble: amen o,and may allah purnish all His followers who have also killed many pregnant women in His name..allamu amina!
LMAO..!!! Na Allah punish pass... Yeeparipa ohh..! grin
IslamRe: Pregnant Muslim Woman Attacked In Paris, Loses Baby by GooseBaba: 8:47pm On Jun 20, 2013
druid06: Hahaha.....Bros, whish one be ''addendum'' again. Abeg nor kill person with laughter... grin grin grin grin
Oga mi ... Na so I see am oh...! grin grin That Just cause dey change post anyhow..! The books wey dey this religion plenty well well
IslamRe: Pregnant Muslim Woman Attacked In Paris, Loses Baby by GooseBaba: 8:36pm On Jun 20, 2013
Islam the said religion of peace. However, inside that peace there is an addendum for killing in the name of JUST CAUSE.

Now which cause is just..you ask.. It depends on the person doing the killing.
PhonesRe: Golden iPhone5 Studded With 364 Diamonds. by GooseBaba: 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2013
Wait oh.! This one mean say person go buy this phone for naija and still dey buy recharge card.. Tufiakwa..!!
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Celebrates 62nd Birthday On The Streets With Fans by GooseBaba: 7:18pm On Jun 20, 2013
Baba Charlo...!!!! Nothing do you..carry on 62 gun salute for your presence..

Meanwhile all the bad belle in the house... I take yam beg una, go lick prick with a hint of Lemon.. grin
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Celebrates 62nd Birthday On The Streets With Fans by GooseBaba: 7:15pm On Jun 20, 2013
Exponental: I'm not suprised @all, I av seen many cases where ashawo call another ashawo, ASHAWO!
grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama's Trip To Africa Comes With A Hefty Price Tag (extra Security, Etc). by GooseBaba: 5:03pm On Jun 16, 2013
InvertedHammer: To put it into perspective.

US has 50 states

California is 1/50 states in USA

Los Angeles is one of the major metropolitan areas in California.

Los Angeles economy is $700b while Nigeria as a country is $380bn

Comparing Nigeria to USA is like comparing Angwan Rimi to Lagos

USA > California > Los Angeles >........> Nigeria

STOP COMPARING NIGERIA TO USA!
Even if we compare sef....the guy said local council.. Apparently he does not know the duties of a local council...can someone post the budget of any local councils in America that is up to $300 billion dollars...I dey wait..
Christianity EtcRe: Psalm 23 In Pidgin by GooseBaba: 4:26pm On Jun 16, 2013
3ace: I think I understand Loretta's point of view. Can you really focus and be serious reading that version whilst praying to your God? Ordinarily, Pidgin English is funny particularly when spoken by Warri boys.
To you it's funny.. But in warri this is straight up conversation... Water no get muscle but e dey suppress strong man...thins like this we we for area dey understand but outsiders are entertained by it.
Christianity EtcRe: Psalm 23 In Pidgin by GooseBaba: 3:35pm On Jun 16, 2013
lorretta u: But it doesn't sound holy.that's the disadvantage lipsrsealed
Come again..?! You have a one track mind... By the way that book is not holy ...people make it holy..so the pidgin book na the same people go make am Holy..
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama's Trip To Africa Comes With A Hefty Price Tag (extra Security, Etc). by GooseBaba: 3:07pm On Jun 16, 2013
blink182: remember America is a $12trn economy while Nigeria's is about $380bn. There are local councils in America that probably have budget as big as Nigeria's budget.
Local council for where...! Abeg name dem..!! I dey wait
CrimeRe: Nigerian Cab-driver Shot Dead In Washington DC by GooseBaba: 11:59pm On Jun 07, 2013
ghananotnaija: No, Africans in the US should all own guns and be able to defend themselves. We're not easily threatened. We need to show all Americans, akatas, whites, Asians, Latinos, etc, that we're not a group to be messed with. I think the perception in the states is that African immigrants are easy targets who will not fight back. Next time, someone who tries to rob an African needs to be taught an unforgettable lesson.
African immigrant are easy target because no one wants to mess up their immigration status...do you know how some of them pray and fast for green card. Even though some might be able to finish the criminal with village punches their green card will just flash in mind..then they turn to Mumu... Even when at gun point some of them dey worry about their up coming immigration appointment...
CrimeRe: Molestation Suspect Buried Alive In Bolivia by GooseBaba: 10:24pm On Jun 07, 2013
9jadelta: tell me which country in africa that doesnt kill people like savages
Ta..!! Which kind argument be this..? A crime was committed in a country (Bolivia) but you are ready to lump a whole continent to one country....how do you reason like this ...!??

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