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Politics / Re: Delta State Residents Protest At Chevron Facility With Juju Priest And Coffin by GorillaApp(m): 9:26am On Jul 24
Zonefree:
In whatever you do in this life, avoid Ekpan Boys.
Lol.
I'm trying to avoid them as I dey type so. My office is in their domain and there is general sanitation this morning and I no join. I dey try device tactics to avoid them
Music/Radio / Re: Onyeka Onwenu: The Beautiful And Brainy Musical And Drama Amazon by GorillaApp(m): 9:05pm On Jul 23
AmandaLuv:
The Amazon herself. My mum's very good friend.

The best song of hers for Nigeria at this moment is
Bia nulu olu anyi oo
Nna bia nulu olu anyi oo

Bia nulu olu anyi ooo
Nna bia nulu olu anyi

Onweghi mgbe ike mmadu ga kali ike Chukwu
Onweghi mgbe ike mmadu ga akali ike Chukwu

Nna bia nulu
Olisa kelu uwa bia nulu olu anyi!
That's my favourite too. That song reminds me of a period in my childhood. How time flies

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Romance / Re: Men Share Their Experience On How Their Gbola Almost Ruined Their Life by GorillaApp(m): 7:48pm On Jul 22
meum:
I think this one knew exactly what he was doing. Alcohol is not an excuse.
My thoughts exactly!
How can you say because of alcohol you no fit notice the bony ars*E of your fellow man when digging
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Jets Strike Houthi Targets In Yemen In Response To Attacks, Military Say by GorillaApp(m): 11:43am On Jul 21
God1000:
Another new front, there will never be peace in that region, this circle of violence will continue till the oppressed people have their freedom.

How can a country that relies so much on america for weapons be looking for trouble everywhere, I only pity the american taxpayers



Israel wants to fight a war with Hamas, Houthi and Hezbollah at the same time knowing fully well that it doesn't have the capacity to do so

The genocidal Zionist regime should stop attacking oil facilities and civilians, US and UK have been striking Houthi for months without killing innocent people.


To those throwing curses and insults at me because of a foreign country that doesn't care about your existence, I pity una





The Hezbollah and houthi people you are supporting, are they your kith and kin? Palestinians started this war when they poured into Israel unprovoked. They middle east was calm before this. .
I am not concerned about any one of them but If I'm to take a stand, then I will choose Israel
Politics / Re: Only Okupe And Reno Omokri Know Why Tinubu Is Suddenly Their Idol - Dele Momodu by GorillaApp(m): 8:28pm On Jul 19
Max24:
So, Momodu expect Tinubu to perform magic in less than 18 months into Tinubu's administration. Egbon, se e wa okay, sha ?
No one is expecting a miracle but there are steps you take that will show you have sound economic policies. For example, cut down on waste.: scrap position of first lady, why buy a new jet when you have over 8 already. If you must buy a new one, then sell the others. Why waste huge some of money on VP residence, why are the refineries not working, why not do arrest the inflation, why no patronise the local market, there are tons of things going wrong
Phones / Re: Global IT Outage Hits Banks, Airline Operations, companies Around The World by GorillaApp(m): 5:51pm On Jul 19
RealityKings:

Oh I am hearing about that for the first time.
Thanks for the enlightenment
Is the tapswap scam.

What's about other coins. Thinking of looking into this crypto sh*t
Nairaland / General / Re: Yesterday Was My Birthday! by GorillaApp(m): 5:34pm On Jul 18
Omenlon:
you no dey do for person?
grin
Seun money long pass my own well well
Nairaland / General / Re: Yesterday Was My Birthday! by GorillaApp(m): 1:56pm On Jul 18
Seun:
Hello Nairalanders,

Yesterday the 17th was my birthday.

As for my new age, let me just say that I'm slightly older than Don Jazzy.

Please send me your kind words and good wishes!

Cheers!
Yesterday was my birthday too. Abeg do giveaway for me
Politics / Re: ₦‎1.5 Million Fuel For Six Cars To Anambra No Big Deal — Uju Kennedy-Ohanenye by GorillaApp(m): 9:45am On Jul 16
Pecoleee345:


What about the 20milli for sanitary pad?? Any explanation on her behalf
I'm not making any defense for her but do you think the pads were for her? It's probably for some rural women or those in IDP. Check her portfolio again
Politics / Re: FG Bought A $100million Jet While Asking Nigerians To Be Patient - Sowore by GorillaApp(m): 9:28am On Jul 16
Newlymarried:

WTG are you saying,what concerns this with Igbo/peter Obi,sometimes you people don’t reason at all. We are all both suffering this not only igbos
That's sarcasm bro. What he meant was that APC and their supporters said they were going to teach the Igbos and PO a lesson, but right now, na dem dey even learn the lesson pass us wey dem wan teach. Hunger dey deal with them while their lord and masters wine and dine in new private jets
Politics / Re: NBA Gives IG Seven Days To Stop CMRIS Certificate Issuance by GorillaApp(m): 4:31pm On Jul 14
SafariHunter:
Sincerely the policy is a good one and will help in curbing crime but the police doesn't need to charge citizens for this. The police has a long history of extorting Nigerians and this is seems to be another way.



Nigeria jaga jagaban
Just what I was thinking. This is another avenue to milk Nigerians. They should rather have gotten funding from FG and not citizens. IT has made things easy.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: One Dies In Shooting At Trump's Rally In Pennsylvania by GorillaApp(m): 7:38am On Jul 14
AkpaMgbor:

Hitting your forehead is easier than hitting your ear I hope you know that? Your ear is a smaller target. Hiring someone to only shoot your ear from 140 yards while you’re talking and moving your head is next level stoopid and such a person should be awarded the Darwin’s award for natural selection.
Go back and read what I wrote. I never alluded that trump planned this but I said that thought fleetingly crossed my mind even though I know it will be improbable for him to put himself in harm's way. I gave credit to my mind for thinking in all direction. That's how the mind of geniuses and forensic experts work
Crime / Re: Scary Moment Unknown Gunmen Kidnapped A Motorist In Anambra (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 7:33am On Jul 14
Insecurity running rife in the country!
Foreign Affairs / Re: One Dies In Shooting At Trump's Rally In Pennsylvania by GorillaApp(m): 7:27am On Jul 14
Sucre6:


Not on this instance, no one plans to get shot at, this is clearly an assassination attempt
I quite agree with you that it's a risky venture but even entertaining such a thought is what I'm driving at. For me, my mind covers all angles and those not forbids any thought. There are no sacred areas In my thinking and I tend to enjoy such possibilities. I like thinking in different directions with no restrictions
Foreign Affairs / Re: One Dies In Shooting At Trump's Rally In Pennsylvania by GorillaApp(m): 7:09am On Jul 14
waxyung:
Na Trump go plan this thing
We think alike. Crazy thought patterns but that's the mind of a genius. Nothing is impossible
Travel / Re: Ongoing Bridge Construction in Ona River, Odo Ona Apata By Seyi Makinde(pics) by GorillaApp(m): 12:23pm On Jul 12
Lumarstone:
This governor remains a silent achiever recently.
Really. I thought he wasn't performing.
Health / Re: Will I End Up Like This ? by GorillaApp(m): 10:06pm On Jul 11
dongalaxy:
Good morning Nairaland.
I have been deeply troubled lately over my health, I had written about this here years back but it keeps growing bad daily .

I had been diagnosed staphylococcus and as a matter of fact , it's a product of ignorance and not sexual exploit because I had my first sex at age 26 and before then I was never sexually active .

My life is in ruins now cos I'm closing to the year of marriage and my sexual life is nothing and to cap it all, my girl is even a virgin and being that I'm not sexually effective, I couldn't even disflower the period she stayed at my place and because of that , I pretended I was not sexually interested so it won't sound I was after sex as she had labeled all men to be .

House , even if I end up not having a wife in life , my health now is in a big mess as my private parts inches like what I can't even quality, pls house , if anybody has a lasting solution to this , the person should as a matter of urgency help me cos I'm dying in silence .

I had been defrauded repeatedly because I was looking for solutions to this menace , how can I be living, money I don't have , healthy life , I can't enjoy , haba! Life isn't just fair to me .
Listen young man, go to a standard government hospital. Cinfide In a doctor and get help. Don't listen to any person telling you to see him privately or take herbs
Career / Re: What To Know About The Nigerian Army Salary Structure by GorillaApp(m): 6:59pm On Jul 10
mohims:
The op is confused. Kindly disregard this nonsense the op posted. He doesn't even understand the military ranks well. This post is absolute nonsense and completely misleading. I guess the op was high on drugs when he made this post.
Then post the correct thing or hold your peace

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Family / Re: ♨️⭕️⚙️⏯️ BARELY USED Smart (web 2.0) Tvs..."⏯️⚙️⭕️♨️ by GorillaApp(m): 2:36pm On Jul 10
GRACEGLORY:



We're absolutely, grateful 🙏🏽
Hi
I am new to crypto. I noticed from the crypto thread that you are an investor. I am just starting out as a beginner. I hope it's not too late to join the bandwagon.
I decided to reach out to you because of your impeccable good name and integrity especially in the TV business.
Pls I have a few questions. Is crypto lucrative? I need another stream of income no matter how small.
I intend doing extensive research before getting into it. I always like starting small and growing organically.
What is your advice as a pro concerning crypto/ airdrop.
Thanks a lot bro
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by GorillaApp(m): 2:14pm On Jul 10
legacystore:
Crypto currency is known to have high volatility which means anything is possible u can make 80% loss or gain in just 24 hours depending on how the pendulum swings.

Just yesterday xrp was 220 and everyone was dumping and this morning it's has moved to 270 for those that stayed on. Massive profit in 24 hrs.

Let's discuss crypto picks, strategies and tips

My strategy is hodl or swing trading

I buy and hold to make at least 50% minimum before I dump and move to the next one.

My max wait period is 3 months, sometimes I hit target much earlier the other time I cut my loss.

Day trading is a no no for me, don't even have such time


new to this. i just started researching crypto
TV/Movies / Re: Joy Girl: Do You Remember This Advert From The 80's? (video) by GorillaApp(m): 8:25pm On Jul 09
BeyondCertainty:
Omo x 100000000000000000.

The good old days.

Life was better then.

Take me back please!!!
I wish I could go back to those days
Politics / Re: Opebi-Mende Bridge Reaches 85% Completion - LASG (pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 8:48am On Jul 08
Paraman:
If Lagos is a glorified slum, what will that make Anambra and Abia state?
Why are you guys always fixated on south east? The person you quoted may even be from another part of the country but all you guys think of is the SE
Politics / Re: Report On Samoa Agreement: Our Position - Daily Trust by GorillaApp(m): 8:34am On Jul 08
ALTERNATEID:
Any sensible person can easily see from this response that Daily Trust have absolutely no defense for all the stories they have published against the government. They couldn’t offer any reasonable explanation or evidence for any of the stories. Hopefully, FG will go all out and sue them for the lies and attempt to set the country on fire through outrightly false publication.

Democracy and freedom of the press shouldn’t be an excuse for publishing injurious content that can lead to breakdown of law and order. Enough should be enough.
Is the paper wrong in reporting people's opinion?;let's start from there. They clearly mentioned that the opinion was not theirs but they were reporting it. Is there any crime in that? What is their job again.
The government should not threaten, they should go ahead and sue if they are sure of their onion. Smh

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Religion / Re: Can Christian Couples Have Sex After Traditional Wedding? by GorillaApp(m): 3:27pm On Jul 07
dawnomike:
I think we should start from what is a 'Wedding' and when does 'Marriage' actually takes place.

Once a man pays the dowry, and the couple receives the blessings of the parents involved; the marriage is sealed already.

Every other thing is just Legal or religious validation.

So, once I pay the dowry and the two families agree and bless the union.... That's all!!!



#MyOpinion
Op, this is what is valid.
Politics / Re: Economic Crisis: Job Losses As 16 Multinationals Exit Nigeria In 3 Years by GorillaApp(m): 9:38am On Jul 07
KOMBE:
Let's reduce the purchasing power of the people, widen the tax net and further slow down the economy. What else do we expect in a country where a round peg is in a square hole.
I will advise any young person with an opportunity to leave this country not to think twice. The criminals in power absolutely have no plan for the future of our youth.
My brother, when that man said that nonsense,we thought it was a gaffe, but right now everything seems clear. He has fulfilled everything he said. It was not a mistake
Politics / Re: First Lady Unveils Vegetable Garden At State House (Picture) by GorillaApp(m): 9:23am On Jul 07
CrownedPhoenix:
I don't see any deception in this. In my view, this is a very good one.

Everything is not about politics. Some enjoy this as hobby.

If you have the smallest space to use, plant some vegetables, even tomatoes.

For some time now, I have been thinking of getting sand in sacks and planting at my balcony.

This is not about being poor/rich.

I very well know a relatively rich woman who has a small garden at the back of her house that yields yams, plantain, tomatoes and pepper with other vegetables. Even though on a small scale, it provides food for her family and I feel the joy on her face when she posts the pictures.

Apart from the farms in the bush, people in the villages have small gardens at the back of their houses for things like Ugwu, garden egg, etc.

This is no big deal, everything is not about politics.

I will not reply silly mentions.
Bros abeg make we rest. While I understand what you are saying because I consider partnering with my mum because I won't have the time as my role involves financing and recruiting staff, these folks called politicians are messing with our mind. Period

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 10 Things To Know About New UK Prime Minister, Keir Starmer by GorillaApp(m): 6:55pm On Jul 05
AnisJoan:
Hope this one would take back the law on dependences oh.



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Lol. Aswear
Politics / Re: Queues Resurface As NNPC Incurs $6 Billion Petrol Payment Backlogs by GorillaApp(m): 5:54pm On Jul 05
NNPC is a cesspit of corruption.
If that company is ever audited, the stink will reach up to hight heavens

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Education / Re: Protesting UNIBEN Students Refuse Passage To Soldiers Passing Through Ugbowo by GorillaApp(m): 12:16pm On Jul 04
doggedfighter:
Uniben !




And they sat down on the road 😔


It's indeed a difficult time in this country.
I remembered when we did this same thing in 2000.
Memories.

If only we can have one mind and face this behemoth called FG

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Politics / Re: Nobody Will Recognise Nigeria When Tinubu Completes 8 Years – Akpabio by GorillaApp(m): 7:07pm On Jul 03
thesicilian:
That statement can go in either direction
It's already going in one direction

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Business / Re: I Couldn't Keep The Money; I'm A Child Of God — Nigerian Who Returned $14,000 by GorillaApp(m): 9:38am On Jul 03
CrushObituaries:
He did well, dry morsel with peace, he has been rewarded with 7 million
He was rewarded with 7 million?

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