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Not bad but I think the angle is what looks. Worrisome.

Are you extremely good with English language?? Reach me

Stupendous wealth.


I need a very smart lady and guy that can handle English exams.

Mention me.

Hndrrxxx:
This man just keep repeating this same line since how many years back




Seems he’s really wicked more than he looks 😂😂

You are right. A special book said " from the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh".:
This men is definitely Wicked, no doubt about that.

Mariangeles:
Rice & Beans.
Jollof rice and beans in particular. Any accompaniment is extra.

I can eat this dish almost every day, and I'm sure I wouldn't get fed up with it.

What is that one dish you can eat without getting tired of?

Happy weekend, foodies.

That should be well prepared Oha or Nsala soup. Ukazi too is a goal

damble:
Bros, history taught us that if thugs are given guns to protect community once, crisis is over, they will refuse to return the guns and start using it against the community they once protected

So which is the lesser evil out of the two. I'm curious.

Macphenson:
We will name more projects after this woman. This womam stood her ground when APC was trying to intimidate her. She is the present day Humphrey Nwosu.

This woman should be given the position of INEC CHAIRLADY. She has proven to be competent, courageous and unbiased. This woman have done more good to Nigeria than that confused law professor Amupitan.

In a sane country, that woman would have been inec chairman just like you said but Nigeria is not a sane country

Mariangeles:
You see how kind women are?
If the reverse were the case, body parts go miss. 😶‍🌫️

No Nigerian woman will ever do that.

pfadom:
You have no idea who Peter Obi is. You're simply reporting on a strange version of Peter Obi.

Please who is Peter obi. Let us hear your version

Amotolongbo:
All these ignoramuses who just talk because they are privileged to have sheep cheering them up.
Poverty is not measured by the currency value.
South Korea is one of the richest countries on earth, yet the South Korean Won has lesser value than naira. South Koreans count in their currency.

So is Nigeria better than south Korea? Please answer objectively.

femi4:
Her mother don die

Next ..philosopher with fake theory

Might seem fake to you but what he said has been proven over and over again. Peace!

slipperyanus07:
Chieftaincy with an image of a mosque in the background of the poster. ok o we are watching

Try Google the basilica in Rome and check the picture.

Britishpea:
You mean he's meeting for photo ops.

He's meeting them yet he can't do shit.!!!! What a man!!! He's always for optics and ops.

What has your own president done? Why can't he play to the optics too? A serious government would have taken actions that would call the SA government to order but here In Nigeria, they are all clamouring for 2027 while a man's head is being beheaded and others in captivity. Shame on you!

My role model. One day I will be here too. So help me God.

Exousiang01:
LoL
It was never about the progress of the nation but about his own selfish interest.
He doesn't understand how politics work



Young man, I am a die-hard Tinubu supporter and I don't expect a dime from the government, I support him because I see the great work he is doing.
Something you obviously don't have the capacity to comprehend.
This young man call Chief Priest lost his election to a fellow Igbo man and he still said he lost because he was Igbo. Was the winner a Nupe or a Jukun man? Was the the winner not his fellow Igbo man?

The great work he is doing that we need glasses to see? Achievement so intricate that we need high level of intelligence to comprehend?
If your political achievement , no matter how intricate , does not translate to what the average man on the street can see and feel, then that achievement is useless. See rubbish talk. We can't comprehend the work of your president because it's rocket science.

Kaczynski:
UK is over rated. First of all he didn't make the right call, going abroad without proper enquiries and thorough thought process is like getting a McDonald's burger with no buns.


You are going abroad, your last work experience is a pump attendant. Who will take this one seriously. I hope UK gets more right wingy and voot out all these
le immigrantes.


Back to mud hut y'all crude oil emjoyers.

What would you suggest? Would like to know

obojememe:
i can’t wait to have my first car , i am going to literally sleep in it that night and i mean it

Since your mind is set on this, don't forget to leave the window slightly open so you don't die of asphyxiation.

tollyboy5:
It’s that your problem? So you don’t want to ask her what plan she has for herself?
You don’t want to ask her what skill does she have?
You don’t want to know how close she is to her dad?
You don’t want to investigate the toxicity of her feminism?
Her body count?
How broad her knowledge is, ask her who is the deputy governor of her state. Ask her who is the vice president of Nigeria.
Ask her to name four planet in our solar system or don’t you want to raise intelligent kids ?

So in your opinion, you think I don't know what I'm doing? You think I will marry a woman with out doing background research on her?
I won't even pay major attention to the things she will say. I will rather pay more attention to the unspoken issues, the nuances and signs. Capish?

Sonnobax15:

Stop wasting your time trying to woo her directly bro. Confront her pastor . If he agrees to you,then,it's finish . Girl wey dey attend every church activity from Monday to Saturday .

I know her type

Lol.
This is the quickest route but I won't take it. It means submitting my authority to the pastor.

I think the lady just wants to know where she is heading to. My only concern is that I can't be going to church everyday like her. If she doesn't agree to that fact, then I will log out of the relationship

Kalulu44:
You know what causes the confidence thing. Growing up, I used to be ladies man. I don't toast them, they are always at my beck and call. It makes me think it will continue that way. Since my kids mama left in 2010, it's money I have been using to woo the few ones I have dated, and it doesn't end well.
Not that I can't face any of them and say my mind. I am just allergic to someone telling me No

I quite enjoyed your story. I could have said something here but I wouldn't. Na back to your story. When approaching a lady, there are only two possible answers: yes or no. Just tell yourself what's the worst that can happen? No! You no go die.

Omoawoke:
Pls, what do you mean by African tribe… ?

Please be specific and stop grouping all of us with people that look like vultures

Na wetin oyibo people go see and think say all of us for Africa have one culture and speak the same language and behave the same way

Beautiful culture. Africa is indeed unique!

Portiphaaa:
nice one...
Enugu, a 2nd home for Imo state people. they are called (Ala bu otu) meaning- the land is the same. you d' be surprised that a 45yr old imo State man born in Enugu has never visited his state of origin, he also has children that don't know where imo state is located.

Not true about t45 years old man.

Didijiji:
God Abeg ooooo

See matured men all don turn zombie

A man like them decides who runs or not, lif

A human like them oooooo

Tueeeeeeeeeee zombism is worst than olodoisme their life and destiny

It beats me hollow how people are not seeing this. How can a man decide the fate of everyone? There is no room for competence, experience or merit. If he likes your face, you are selected, if not, you are gone.

spiceadole:
That's okay.He has done well

Best relationship: No sex, no spending.
Close your towtow ,don't collect money/gifts from him. He will marry you fast or leave you fast. He won't keep you as girlfriend for long.
I'm a living example.

Who give you this code?
This one get sense.
Why would one want to buy the cow when he can get the milk for free? This parable is not about cow and milk.

mayorall:
2024 csr for your reference

https://www.nairaland.com/8293294/1m-naira-corporate-social-responsibilities

As part of our Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR), Mayorall will be giving out 4 pieces of 8th Gen Touchscreen x360 laptops to 4 eligible Nairalanders.

Eligibility Criteria

You must have been a member of Nairaland for at least 3 years.

You must have a history of contributing positively to help fellow Nairalanders.

Your posting history must be free from tribalism, hate speech, or constant insults. Sarcasm alone is not a ground for disqualification.


How to Apply

Tell us:

What you plan to use the laptop for

How it will help you personally, academically, professionally, or in business.


Qualified applicants will be contacted if selected.

Mayorall remains committed to giving back and supporting growth within the community.

Kindly note that a video verification will be conducted for beneficiaries .

All beneficiary will be selected in the next 7 days.

Thank you mayorall. A noble gesture indeed. Even though I need such a laptop, I will like to recommend 3 nairalanders. Naptu2, psychologist( or something like that) and rapmoney. They have been churning out good post.

escortafrik:
Hello guys, I really need your advice because I’ve been turning this over in my head and I don’t want to make a mistake.

So a bit of background… I’m in my final year at the university, just trying to finish with good grades and figure out what’s next for my life.

A close friend of mine introduced me to her cousin a few months ago. He’s doing really well for himself, stable, calm, and very intentional in how he carries himself.

We got along pretty quickly and things moved from just talking to a serious relationship faster than I expected, but it has been good so far.

Now the situation is this… he wants me to move in with him.

At first, I thought maybe it’s just excitement and love growing fast, but he’s been consistent about it and says it’s because he sees a future with me and wants us to start building our life together properly. I do like him a whole lot , and part of me likes the idea of us being together in that way, like a real couple sharing everyday life.

But I spoke to my friends and they are not having it at all. They keep telling me that once I move in, it might reduce the chances of marriage happening, that men can get too comfortable and stop seeing the need to “formalise” things. Even his cousin who introduced us is saying I shouldn’t as well but I’m quite surprised because this guy has been so good to me in every aspect of my life.

Now I’m stuck in the middle. I don’t want to act based on fear, but I also don’t want to ignore advice that could save me from future regret.

So I’m asking honestly… what do you think I should do in this situation?

No one buys a cow when he can get milk for free. This parable is not about cow and milk.

GloriousGbola:
dear seun why are your mods conniving with a notorious troll to push his m,ade up threads to the front page ?

is this clownery not making a mockery of the experiences of true victims of banditry

https://www.nairaland.com/obavoh/topics

What sounds unreal In this story? I have followed this guy for a year and I believe he is just a simple fellow

teeteepeejay:
We are all living with the consequences of our actions.

Asides the banditry problem, which is understandable and unfortunate, you are the architect of your problems. Only you seven children. Well that is none of my business, just as your predicament is none of my business too.

Did he tell you he was complaining in the village? There was food enough until this evil vampires came.

DomPerignon:
I wonder why some idiotes were hailing this guy and mourning him in death.

An usury merchant and an obvious money launderer is whom some idiotes were idolizing and mourning his death.

All those properties he held in London to whose benefit?

He ripped us off in Nigeria and stashed the loot in tax havens and properties in London.

If Dangote was like all of them, he won't have reached his networth today.

We need just 5 more Dangotes and this country will be fixed.

People like Wigwe remain the problem and he will never be missed from my end.

And you think dangote is a saint and he is not ripping us? Dey play!

Ana2022:
The heat in Nigeria was extremely intense for me—I’m no longer used to that kind of weather. I couldn’t wear anything heavy, so I was constantly in light clothes, mostly shorts, and often pouring water on my body just to stay cool.

I enjoy walking as a tourist, so I was happy to explore on foot. We went out almost every day, and in many ways, it was enjoyable. We tried a lot of local and street food. Unfortunately, some of the street food didn’t sit well with me, and I ended up getting sick—which I’m still dealing with as I write this. I’m planning to go for a proper medical check-up.

Despite everything, many people we met were kind and welcoming—especially the market women. They showed so much love to my little one, often giving him small gifts. People began to recognize us in the area. It felt safe overall, and the community was warm. Some people would stop and stare, others would greet us, shake hands, or ask my child questions. Even some bus conductors were friendly.

My little one especially loved the old buses. He found them fascinating and enjoyed riding them just for the experience.

However, after many mosquito bites, I decided to buy a mosquito cream from a pharmacy—but surprisingly, it didn’t work. In fact, it felt like the more I used it, the more we were bitten.

One night, I had a truly frightening experience. My child woke up crying in pain, holding his head. I was terrified—I had never seen him like that before. I immediately called the hotel reception to ask for the nearest hospital or an emergency number, but I was told there was none nearby.

At that moment, I felt completely helpless. I started praying, hoping nothing serious would happen. I even thought that if things got worse, I would have to contact his country’s embassy in the morning for help.

Thankfully, I managed to calm him down. I placed ice on his head and gave him some medication I had brought with me. After some time, he began to feel better and eventually fell asleep.

That experience broke me.

It made me think about how many children go through situations like this every day, without access to immediate healthcare, and how many parents cannot even afford basic medicine.

I was already planning to leave the next day if his condition didn’t improve. But thank God, by morning, he was okay.

Still, that night is something I will never forget…

Just the crazy fact about nigeria. ignore most of the trolls. they are now in love with their abusers.