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Family / Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by GorillaApp(m): 2:17pm On Aug 14, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:


Why are you this pained? Abi someone who claims to have such luxury will not be pained like this na? Audio luxury.

By the way, why bring me into your wailing? Did I yab the guys apartment? No let me reason you o. You won't like me.
See who is thinking I'm pained grin

Bae, I don pass this stage Tay Tay! I just dey marvel at Una thinking capacity. It is on the floor. grin

U wan reason me? grin

I no get time for Una nonsense. Tony elumelu children dey come marry una cheesy Just wait

Poor things claiming posh

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Family / Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by GorillaApp(m): 2:07pm On Aug 14, 2023
IconicR:
Is that mattress on the floor? Because any man whose mattress is still on the floor is not ready for marriage.
When nairaland guys keep harping on some Nigerian women being foolish, I just brush it off but with post like this, I think they are right

You and jewessgratitud3 are dvmb as a door nail. My mattress dey ground for my bedroom but if you enter my house, you no go wan go house again. The day I moved in, it practically caused a stir in my neighborhood because of the hardware and luxury items in my condo.
Recently a young lady came visiting. She was supposed to write a professional exam and decided to come over for a lil brush up.
Babe reach house come begin dey fall in love.


I just pray your lots don't go and marry one innocent man somewhere.
Even their own papa house no reach this one wey him marry dia mother.
Taylor89 and jeromestark come and carry all these trash Comot for this place
Thunder Fia Una two dia cool

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Properties / Re: The Nigerian City With The Most Outrageous Accommodation Fees by GorillaApp(m): 10:35am On Aug 14, 2023
seanwilliam:

To me, regardless of the city you work or live, if you’re paying house rent of 500k/1m , there’s nothing bad if you have your own land even if you’re yet to develop it.


Every city has developing area in Nigeria , even Lagos( ikd,bdg) you’ll still see a piece of land for 1m, it’s not a must for you to live at the city center especially if your kind of job doesn’t REALLY demand it. Infact in Ibadan, you’ll still see a plot of land in a developing but viable location for 700k.

One guy just bought a plot of land with his 800k savings , total package three days ago, he wanted to rent new apartee with the money, I told him not to, I said ‘ if you can’t run business with the money , then buy a land ‘

If you can come up with 500k house rent, you should be able to afford 1m land, even if na to pay twice.. na wetin person no search for him no go see !.


I have a friend who just renewed his house rent at ajah , almost 2m naira and this chap doesn’t own a plot of land. He’s been living there for 3 years, in his word ‘ he wants to buy house in lekki’. He’ll be running helter skelter any time rent is due .
Question is what if it doesn’t work out at the end? What will you fall back to.

Nigeria is hard, but person must be extremely wise and frugal with the little you earn in other to survive.
Valid points my brother. I was looking at the other side of the divide. How many graduates can really afford 500k rent? In a place like Enugu?
I tow same position you mentioned up there

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Crime / Re: ‘It Was Ritual To Boost My Business’ – Suspect Caught With Skull by GorillaApp(m): 8:45am On Aug 14, 2023
Anticrime77:
Werey if you can raise 200k in 3weeks ..definitely something is wrong with ur brain for even thinking of ritual.
The thing shock me!
Raised 200k in 3 weeks? Guy ain't doing badly. Him just want to drive Benz, datsall

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Romance / Re: She Wants Me To Apologize All The Time by GorillaApp(m): 7:00am On Aug 14, 2023
SIMPly
Family / Re: My Brother In-law Is Making Advances At Me by GorillaApp(m): 6:58am On Aug 14, 2023
Foodqueen:
Last month, you were asking if your boyfriend or your mother should live with you.
Oh you saw that too. I don't know what they gain in creating this senseless stories. As I dey when I dey look for time to rest, i go just Sidon begin type one useless story so that people go comment. It's crazy

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Religion / Re: Nairalander's Church Picnic In Russia: Photos by GorillaApp(m): 6:40am On Aug 14, 2023
mushroomFarm:
So when it was time for swimming, I declined. Recently a Nigerian died in another city. He drowned in a river. He was a good swimmer but in Russia, the rivers are dangerously cold...one dive and you could start suffering from disorientation, hypothermia, etc before you actually get drowned. Someone here on Nairaland once said 'life has no duplicate is a black man's mantra" this is very correct. But our pastor's wife insisted that I would be very safe if I swim with her. (I never enter river before oooo)
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Na so we enter sha... After few minutes I was already swimming in the deepest part of the river....but she was close by at all times...and sometimes when I dive and don't surge nor emerge quick enough she would swim to my location lol remember I told you the church here shows and practice a kind of love that would start making you wonder if something else is not getting involved. grin
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Well, here is a picture we took before swimming. No mind me...I con wrap my hair grin grin na jjc I be

Is that your pastor's wife? Where is devilishman? Come an help me complete the thought wey I get for mind cheesy

Op, I will like to reach you privately. I get private questions. Seriously speaking
Properties / Re: The Nigerian City With The Most Outrageous Accommodation Fees by GorillaApp(m): 6:27am On Aug 14, 2023
Ayoola171:
Buy your own land or house now.

Here you meet an Estate Consultant.

See the way e easy for your mouth angry

How many young graduates don buy land

You fit help us buy abeg

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Politics / Re: Niger: You’re A Novice In International Diplomacy – Lamido To President Tinubu by GorillaApp(m): 6:19am On Aug 14, 2023
Okoroawusa:
What exactly is Lamido saying? ECOWAS should leave the coupists in Niger because they are your brothers?

So if tomorrow some Hausa soldiers overthrow a democratically elected president in Nigeria, Niger should not contribute to ECOWAS troops because the coupists are their brothers?

I am not getting these Northern elites. If Buhari was the president would they react like this?
What we are saying is that this is wrong timing. Nigeria is battling several issues on top of economic woes. Not a nice time to go to war.
Person dey check him pocket first before he enter town go find trouble
Politics / Re: Abia Government Starts Rehabilitation Of Ehi Road In Aba (Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 6:51am On Aug 13, 2023
gosmoney:
Which one come be rehabilitation of obi Road can't u use head line dat's meaningful most obi name be mention? Mind u am not an obidient but bad road dey everywhere for d country
Did it ever occur to you that the name of that Road is Obi? Why are you guys consumed with so much hatred!? cheesy
Including iconicR.
Education / Re: Ondo: Omoyeni Joy Folakemi Makes 9As In WAEC, 338 In JAMB, 1400/1600 In SAT by GorillaApp(m): 6:33am On Aug 13, 2023
Hopebringer:
Is this now a tribal competition between those two tribes again?

Why are these two tribes always measuring themselves?

If one tribe posts one thing the orher tribe tries to look for same thing in their tribe to post why?

This is diminishing and destroying the achievements. You mods are not trying at all for allowing yourselves to get drawn into this tribe thing .

You are all teaching the future generations tribalism and hate and oh my will it come home to roost

Go and read on the troubles in the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.

You guys don't know the wars you are stoking. When the killings and bombings starts some of you will bury our kids then you would both know what you have done to yourselves .

The 13, 14 and 15 year olds who come here leave with only one thing , hatred for the other tribe.

I pity you yoruba and Igbos . When this food is served both of you will cry asking how you got here .

I just wish Nigeria can be divided so the rest of us stay away from you two tribes.

If Seun had any honor he would shut down this website. This website adds nothing to our nation any more other than dividing us.
My niece that has never left Edo state till she travelled to Canada already hates the Yoruba .

Imagine , a girl of 14 who hasn't interacted with Yoruba enough but thanks to Nairaland she sees them as too tribalitic and bullies .

This website is shaping future generations for hate. Te years where this website was of value has gone .

Seun shut this website down pls

Words on Marble!
Just that seun will never shut down this site. It's a money spinner for him, but he has ignored all calls to sanitize this forum.

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Education / Re: Chioma Opara; Made 9A's In WAEC, 345 In JAMB, Wins $340,000 Scholarships by GorillaApp(m): 6:21am On Aug 13, 2023
Guyman01:
Instead of making snide comments we need to find out why the Igbos are outstanding in academics, technology and trading.

I went to fix my car with a Yoruba mechanic, he struggled with it and couldn't fix it, then I took it to an Igbo guy who claimed he will fix it and billed me and he succeeded.

Now this is what happened, the Igbo guy knows that he doesn't know the problem with the car, he then called another mechanic a Berom guy from Plateau State who is an expert on such issues to do the work in his workshop while pretending as if he was giving him directives as the boss, that's wisdom and my car was fixed in a very short time.

I came back to the Yoruba guy and explained to him that because he wanted to eat alone thats why he failed, he should always have the contacts of those who are better than him in certain areas and whenever he has difficulties he should contact them, all that customers want is to see their cars fixed and that's exactly what the guy did and I was satisfied.
This made me laugh but it is true. The Igbo man is creative to a dizzying degree

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Health / Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by GorillaApp(m): 4:54pm On Aug 11, 2023
ElValiente:
Your name sounds northerners. They will give any man their a*s. In the name of protecting their puni for one umar okada guy in Lagos tearing ashiii puni daily.
Are you serious right now?

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Travel / Re: Reckless Driver Crushes Family Of Five To Death In Imo by GorillaApp(m): 4:00pm On Aug 11, 2023
Vinnie2000:


Going home with your Family by 11pm. sad

Night Waka no good @all. embarassed undecided
He owns a restaurant and I am sure they just closed and were heading home. Too many avoidable death.
Na this one make my former colleague, maduka dey fear to enter keke. Because of animals like the Rx driver

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Business / Re: Is Mini Importation Profitable? by GorillaApp(m): 11:00am On Aug 11, 2023
Na so!
Very soon E book go follow

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Politics / Re: El-rufai Withdraws Interest In Ministerial Appointment, Recommends Replacement by GorillaApp(m): 9:47am On Aug 11, 2023
helinues:


Kick out and replace him with your dad?
His dad may even be a better option.
Your seemingly foolishness has made lots blind to reality.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 12:55pm On Aug 10, 2023
Chiomy17:
250litres water storage drum available for sale
Price; 18k

Location: ketu, Alapere
Call/WhatsApp: 07069533869
Can this go for 10k
Music/Radio / Re: Halle - Angel (Official Video) by GorillaApp(m): 9:20pm On Aug 08, 2023
Checking out

Beautiful, captivating and quite rivetting!

I love it

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Politics / Re: Pictures From NLC Protest In Akwa Ibom State by GorillaApp(m): 11:13am On Aug 02, 2023
IconicR:
Conspiracy everywhere God will judge all of you , it's very unfair to start all these for a government that has barely started. Moderators should be cautioned not to be pushing this kind of topics to front page, they should be taken down. It doesn't speak well of our country
Thunder Fia you dia.

That's all I can say. Bye!

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Politics / Re: Oyo Workers Continue Protest, Beat Up Colleagues For Non-Compliance by GorillaApp(m): 9:35am On Aug 02, 2023
Taylor90:
This is the funniest news I’ve read on Nairaland

That shows you there’s always that one Judas who is ready to betray

We gather dey suffer and wan protest you say you no wan protest

Them beat am grin grin grin grin

It’s good that the hardship is hitting harder from the Ronu republicans

Come to Port Harcourt here people are still living their normal lives drinking clubbing eating buying cars and flexing like say nothing happened

Shebi y’all voted Tinubu to spite us

Una never seee anything

Mortuary go soon full before Christmas
I just thank God all these protest no be for east. Dem for say no ipob. Before Igbo man go eat grass, every other tribes go don enter mortuary grin

Igbo, the last man standing

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Career / Re: Driveinhud Ranks Number 1 Travel App On Play Store! by GorillaApp(m): 3:30pm On Aug 01, 2023
Charpell:

Yes, nationwide
How does it work

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Politics / Re: Protest Against Tinubu’s Petrol Subsidy, Naira Policies Rocks Osun by GorillaApp(m): 2:31pm On Jul 31, 2023
Taylor90:


Shame on you

Old cargo

Pikin wey them born when you starting defending evil on Nairaland don dey do olosho now

Even your superior Madridguy is confessing but no you rather die with fake smile

See 👇 👇👇


Omo! Hungerbad grin hunger don reset the guy head

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Family / Re: I'm Tired, My Husband Is Mentally Challenged by GorillaApp(m): 3:32pm On Jul 30, 2023
beautifulsoul12:
Good morning everyone. I have to create this account to post this.
I can't even sleep at night lately.

I'm so tired and I need help right now. I have been doing this all by myself for so long now, without much complain but now, I need help.
Before I got married to my husband, I didn't know he had a seasonal mental health challenge, but not violent.

I met him in the university, he was in medicine, he had dreams, very ambitious, one of the best in his department, Working his way to travel abroad to continue his education. We were just friends, but I liked him. He kept on asking me out, but I declined. I wanted to graduate first.
We parted ways in year two. He changed school, so, I knew nothing about him again till years later.
Reconnected with him years later after graduation, to my greatest surprise, he didn't graduate, wasted all his resources and couldn't travel out. We still love each other, so we got married.
after the birth of my first child, I wanted to leave him, but I couldn't because he was a good man, but with too many changes and I was the only one who truly care and was there for him.
Three years ago, he became much better. He got a small job, Started bringing in little for upkeep. I saw change and I was happy. We had our second child last year after 8yrs.
Since early this year, the whole thing came up again. Since then, he became jobless again.
The financial burden is all on me. Right now, we can't afford to renew our rent.
I lost my business capital some times ago in wrong business, since then, it has been so much struggles.

I'm trying hard but it's not enough.
I'm thinking of working away, but to where? what about my children? Who will be there for them? What about him? But I'm tired of being in a marriage where I have to struggle for everything, where I can not depend on my man.
Pls, help us renew our house rent.

What do I do?



I read through expecting to see the mental illness or issues but didn't. What I saw was a case of a man no providing for his family.
I know someone who was in that shoe. The husband wasn't lazy, just that things wasn't working out well for him and he was yet to find his bearing. Years later, dude has gained traction. Owned a business, finished his master's program. Planning on PhD and even bought a land.
I really don't know what to advise you. Search your soul and talk to your God. All will be well
Agriculture / Re: What Agro- Business Can I Do? by GorillaApp(m): 6:00pm On Jul 28, 2023
Tohsynetita1:

like castór, coconut, cocoa, cashew, oil palm, banana plantain, jackfruit, guava,sour sop, pineapple,etc.
Thanks bro. Appreciate
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by GorillaApp(m): 1:30pm On Jul 28, 2023
kokoBoii:




See them grin Even people that don't know how to factor a simple Quadratic equation dey mention AI, Machine Learning anyhow grin The above fields are not for anyhow people... If you are not a Maths Genius, or are not accustomed to some advanced Mathematics, avoid anything called "AI or Machine Learning", I no go talk pass like this grin
Which one can someone who is not a maths genius learn abeg
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 11:50am On Jul 26, 2023
chelseamann:
you are welcome boss man
E get person wey need am
Agriculture / Re: What Agro- Business Can I Do? by GorillaApp(m): 9:15am On Jul 26, 2023
Tohsynetita1:
it's not little, at least I have a 10 acres castor plantation of less than 300k
Can I reach you privately about this?

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Agriculture / Re: What Agro- Business Can I Do? by GorillaApp(m): 9:14am On Jul 26, 2023
Tohsynetita1:


try to plant long term crops that you plant once and continue harvesting till like 50 years time.
Maybe I will do that in my village. My maternal grandma has vast lands in the villa. I'm considering something much shorter. Thenk you so much for the suggestion, will work on it. What do you suggest for that long term investment?
Sports / Re: Lebron James' Son, Bronny Suffered A Cardiac Arrest During A Basketball Workout by GorillaApp(m): 5:00pm On Jul 25, 2023
Dittodat:


Mumu man, Do you know how many have died in the US for the same issue?

You wey get sense thank. My message has been passed and those who are intelligent enough knows where I'm heading to.
Bye

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Sports / Re: Lebron James' Son, Bronny Suffered A Cardiac Arrest During A Basketball Workout by GorillaApp(m): 4:56pm On Jul 25, 2023
Country where things work.

If na naija that boy don kpuff be that

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Agriculture / Re: What Agro- Business Can I Do? by GorillaApp(m): 3:27pm On Jul 25, 2023
ahnie:
You wan to farm or wetin I nor understand?
Yep. I want to do an agto bizness
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inmates Hold Guards Hostage In Ecuador’s Five Prisons by GorillaApp(m): 3:24pm On Jul 25, 2023
All those Latin American countries, being a police officer or in the force is a big danger

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