₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,275 members, 8,449,513 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 July 2026 at 10:20 PM

Toggle theme

GorillaApp's Posts

Nairaland ForumGorillaApp's ProfileGorillaApp's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 69 pages)

PoliticsRe: “We Were Tricked To Fight Igbos During The War” Plateau Governor Apologises by GorillaApp(m): 8:18pm
masterfactor:
This governor don drink burukutu. Who started the civil war, did the Nigeria government just wake up and start fighting the Igbos, politicians and whining.

Let everyone answer his father name oooooo
Pls how did the civil war start,?
RomanceRe: Stop Marrying The Woman You Love. Marry The Woman Who's Useful by GorillaApp(m): 1:40pm On Jul 20
Creditalerts:
Poor men advise,if u guide🤑🤑🤑 marry your taste and empower her beware of evening newspaper.
Na every woman dey fit into empowerment? I know big men who have opened several businesses for their wives yet the business cannot even pay the rent of the outfit. Oga must continue to pay rent every year and keep on reinvesting until the business finally collapse and they move to another one
FamilyRe: Wife Abandoned Husband After Cashing Out 35M by GorillaApp(m): 2:25am On Jul 20
Change4dbeta:
Will you advice your sister to handover money from her inheritances to her husband? The whole money oo
My point is that she should have included the man in her plans. Period. No where up there did I write that she should hand the man the whole money.
FamilyRe: Wife Abandoned Husband After Cashing Out 35M by GorillaApp(m): 6:06pm On Jul 18
Mariangeles:
If she had transferred the money to him, he would've used it to popori his side-chic, or married a second wife. cheesy
She knows the kind of man she's married to.
It was wrong not to have included the man in her plans at the beginning. As a man, I wouldn't request that you hand over the money to me. If on your own volition you decided to do that, then it's ok but I will be unhappy that you can't include me in your plans.
FamilyRe: Wife Abandoned Husband After Cashing Out 35M by GorillaApp(m): 6:02pm On Jul 18
Pierocash:
See her running mouth because of ordinary 35m naira that can vanish within a step of wrong business move, she suddenly abandoned her marriage because she received 35m.

We keep telling men, that 95% of naija women don't value marriage, they only use it as a vehicle to escape poverty. If it were the man that had that money, he uses it to better his family, showers his wife with gifts and give her more comfort. But the other way round, marriage scattered.

You made 35m, and all your plans never included your husband, it was just you, and you nothing more. The man now felt isolated, asked you about his own place in your plan, you flaired up, moved out , and filed for divorce, all because of money. Shameless gold diggers
If a man makes more money, he think of making his family more comfortable. If a woman comes into money, she suddenly realised that she doesn't need man.
CelebritiesRe: Video Of 2Baba Clubbing With Annie Idibia by GorillaApp(m): 5:31pm On Jul 18
aswani:
So you haven't seen the video of Anne disgracing him publicly.

The same Anne he ran to US without telling because of her wàhálà.

He is obviously good at what he does is why these women keep returning to their vomit (so to speak).

Wetin concern me sef?!
Tuface is just like one of my friends. He has very weak resolve. He can't leave a woman completely.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, I’m Waiting For My Arrest. Self-defense Is A Must- Revd Dachomo by GorillaApp(m): 7:57pm On Jul 15
Hussein035:
This pastor was once a member of the great armed robber ANINI so after becoming a Christian he is now a saint, someone that should be in prison since 1998 but here telling us the killed 9 family members

He has started lying just like any other pastors

Nobody will arrest you, go after the bandits
Show proof. We are waiting
FamilyRe: Kebbi To Sponsor Mass Wedding For 300 Couples by GorillaApp(m): 7:52pm On Jul 15
99thEnemy:
Bride price.
Bride price.
Bride price.
What's the difference between both of them
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jubaili Agrotec Limited Job Recruitment (4 Positions) by GorillaApp(m): 3:17pm On Jul 10
The mod that is handling the job section is doing a marvellous work, seun.
NYSCRe: Corper Doctor Wisdom Oghenetega Enakirerhi Dies After Seeking For A Sick Leave by GorillaApp(m): 10:00am On Jul 07
Gotocourt:
Something wey you go waka go house. You don't need any aneeemal approval, just jazz out. Bounce, died for nothing.
Exactly! There are things I don't play with. My health and my peace of mind. Non-negotiable!
NYSCRe: Corper Doctor Wisdom Oghenetega Enakirerhi Dies After Seeking For A Sick Leave by GorillaApp(m): 9:58am On Jul 07
Spuggie:
May his soul rest in peace.

His superior's did not believe him.

Superiors and employers need to pay attention and value the medical needs of their subordinates and staff
Crazy! This country is fvvcked! I remember whenever any of my staff comes to me with a sick leave request, I allow them go. If you dey lie, na you and God get that one. I don't want anything to happen tomorrow and they will say I was the one who didn't allow you to go
FamilyRe: My Wife Used Her Small Savings To Cook For Our Family This Weekend (photos) by GorillaApp(m): 10:34pm On Jul 04
fyzaila:
They said for better for worse,I am wondering when will your wife see for better
The last time I checked, you are not God.
FamilyRe: “Once African Women Make Money, The First Person They Disrespect Is Their Husban by GorillaApp(m): 7:06pm On Jul 03
Bogoshipo2:
It is because the woman makes money and you men have the audacity to cheat in top of her money. That will always lead to serious disrespect
It's obvious you are still a child.
TravelRe: Before Calling The Diaspora Stingy, Ask Yourself This by GorillaApp(m): 4:53pm On Jul 03
Firstcitizen:
I often visit Nigeria and no one offers even a small gift like a tuber of yam to take back but they know how to ask for help from time to time. A tuber of yam is nothing but the heart behind it matters.

I have stopped giving out money to people in Nigeria, no matter the reason.
I'm glad I have never asked anyone and will not ask
Car TalkRe: Honda Accord DC Vs Toyota Camry Big Daddy buying advice by GorillaApp(m): 9:31pm On Jul 02
CertifiedGee:
Sorry my response may be long, but it's based on my own personal experience with both cars as I have used the Camry before and I drive the Accord now.
I am using the 05 Honda Accord (EOD) 2.4l engine which is exactly the same engine 06/07 (D/C) uses and I can tell you that the Honda is way cheaper to maintain than the Camry. Complete engine and gear of the Honda is not even up to 1m (930k and it definitely will go lower if I decide to swap the one I'm removing from the Accord which should be at least 150k to 200k deduction, so do the maths), but the gearbox of the Camry alone is over 1m, engine is also over 1m as well. Fuel efficiency is the same, both the 4 cylinder and V6 of both, then, the Accord has a better performance than the Camry. The Camry 4 cylinder is notorious for oil shortage. Some might say the Camry is stronger, but I do not agree to it 100%. I traveled from Idiroko, agun state to Eleko, Lagos state 3 weeks ago, just as I got to Owode (like 40 minutes into the journey) , I noticed my gear slipping, but I ignored it, drove it like that for over 2 hrs to Eleko, only for me to reach my destination and saw I had not even a single drop of transmission oil again when a friend wanted to go drop his babe and gear wasn't loading again. I left the car alone till the next day to cool down, bought the Honda original ATF, put it and at the first attempt, it engaged without issues till date. I'm not sure the Camry can be that forgiving (later got to discover that ATF was leaking from the shaft and a #3500 seal was what got it fixed).
The only advantage I can really point to is that the Camry has a higher resale value than the Accord, but every other thing, speed, balance, comfort and maintenance, and more driver friendly, the Accord come out top. Do I need to say the Accord has less fake parts than the Camry and it's less of a thief magnet than the Camry. Both the Camry and Accord of that year are notorious for power steering issue, but with less than 90k (brand new) or around 40k (to refix the damaged one), you can fix that of the Honda, and you need around 160k for the Camry if not more.
I know some will always say Honda dey pull leg anyhow and I can tell you for free that it's a very big fat lie because it won't just pull without prior notice of more than a week sef, so once you hear a strange noise, attend to it ASAP, especially when it's coming from the leg area to avoid pulling.
I know some Toyota fan boys will come for me because the won't bother to reach the area I said it's my personal opinion and it's coming from my own PERSONAL experience with both cars.
You have said the fact nothing but the fact. I have nothing more to add.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Workforce Group Job Recruitment (11 Positions) by GorillaApp(m): 3:00pm On Jun 29
Helinuse:
Guys, avoid these dude.
Mostly these ones countering my comments.
Avoid whatever they post and whatever jobs they promote.
They may be a syndicate of not just GNLD but also kidnappers.
Giuy sense small. If you are into job hunting and recruitment stuff, you would have heard of workforce group
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Land's Tinubu’s NDPHC Appointment by GorillaApp(m): 5:16pm On Jun 28
DeepSight:
This is not up to POSM (Patrick Obahiagbon Standard of Madness)
I thought I was the only one that noticed it. This below his standard.
PoliticsRe: Patrick Obahiagbon Land's Tinubu’s NDPHC Appointment by GorillaApp(m): 5:13pm On Jun 28
Wickedfacts:
They are in grammatical trouble in that company.
Aswear!
Time to hear hilarious, lugubrious jokes of gargantuan proportion.
FamilyRe: Please Help! I'm Getting Tired Of My 3months Old Marriage by GorillaApp(m): 4:23pm On Jun 28
Chijeep:
To cut the long story short, I did my traditional marriage 3momths ago, though I met the girl online but before we even started talking about marriage, our chat always flow with fun and togetherness.

But the moment we return back to our base after the marriage this girl started behaving like introvert and a bit celibacy. Won't want to talk to me like in the aspect of gisting and barely share issues and decisions with me. Even the aspect of food she hardly find interest in eating what I'm able to provide.
I've confronted her more than 3 times and reminded her that I told you already before we go into this union that I'm not rich yet and I'm managing, and she assured me that she's also not from a rich home either and she'll be supportive. but now the girl will be acting as if I'm forcing her to eat the rubbish I provided.

I told her that she's free to quit the marriage if she's not that impressed and happy but she doesn't want to or maybe she's thinking of how people will see her.

PLEASE WHAT CAN I DO AS THIS IS AFFECTING MY EMOTIONS?, BECAUSE I'M A GUY THAT DECIDED TO LIVE AND DO MY THINGS ALONE, SO THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE MORE TIME WITH MY WIFE AND CHILDREN WHEN THE TIME COMES.
Talk to a marriage counsellor or your parents
Science/TechnologyRe: At 45 I Am Still Scared Of Snake by GorillaApp(m): 2:32pm On Jun 24
Kalulu44:
Hmmm... Me I don't know which one is venomous or not. I just hate the site of snakes
That's a viper family. Quite venomous.
FamilyRe: Twin Brothers Marry Twin Sisters With Matching Names (photos) by GorillaApp(m): 8:32pm On Jun 20
Amovingman:
If na igbo e no go be arrangee marriage right stop this your behavior ooo
Why everything must be Igbo. You guys are so obsessed with the Igbos. The person you quoted is from the North.
FamilyRe: The Day You Realize Your Parents Were Stronger Than You Thought by GorillaApp(m): 6:41am On Jun 20
Ciscogod:
As I’ve grown older, I’ve come to realize that my dad loved us more than anyone else. Thank God it wasn’t too late for me to understand and appreciate that.

Men, take care of your parents—especially your father. In many cases, he is the one man who genuinely wants you to surpass him and achieve greater things in life. Sadly, many of us only come to this realization after he is gone.

If your dad is still here, cherish him, appreciate him, and make time for him while you still can.
A sad realization for most young men but it becomes late by the time they realise this. Your father is the best gift that nature brought to you. Cherish him.
Music/RadioRe: David Jones David - EZE YOYO (official Video) by GorillaApp(m): 8:01pm On Jun 16
Vice nice and strong, energetic song. Man poured his soul into it
HealthRe: Brave Man Climbs Power Pole To Rescue Worker After Electric Shock In Nsukka by GorillaApp(m): 12:38pm On Jun 16
fasho01:
It's actually not bravery but stupidity. Thank God he was not electrocuted himself which could have been the case.

He would have died a hero though
If someone had done that for your family members I hope you won't say the same shzzt
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Daughter Got Juicy Position In NNPC Without Merit – Oshiomhole by GorillaApp(m): 12:29pm On Jun 16
Dalohad:
Oga tell us where Peter Obi's children are working in NNPC, Customs and stop this your pedestrian 'all-of the them are same' nonsense you always spew in a subtle way to defend the incompetent and nepotistic Tinumbu.

When you catch bulabadeens in a tight corner, they shout 'All of them are the same, therefore we must leave tinubu to continue looting the country to death!'.

These are the same people who asked us to nail GEJ to the wall for corruption in 2015, defending corruption and nepotism with every fibre in them, because their preferred person and brother is in power. grin grin

What kind of shamelessness is this?
Which one be bulabadeens this morning again grin
Nairalanders Una savagery is on another level cheesy

I agree with everything you wrote my brother.
PoliticsRe: Outrage In Jos, As Court Declares Hausa-fulani Eligible For Indigene Status by GorillaApp(m): 12:21pm On Jun 16
gregyboy:
Jos was never peaceful
Says a little child who was born yesterday. This is grown men conversation. All these shidren wey full nairaland sef!
CrimeRe: Rabe: Widow Of Late Military Spokesperson Rescued, Receiving Treatment (Pix) by GorillaApp(m): 8:52pm On Jun 15
MarketDispatch:
Why does our Military like using this sentence: forcing the armed group to flee

Why was there no aerial support by air to finish off the fleeing armed groups
Bunch of incompetent dolts. I wonder how they think they can fool everyone of us!
CrimeRe: Rabe: Widow Of Late Military Spokesperson Rescued, Receiving Treatment (Pix) by GorillaApp(m): 8:50pm On Jun 15
theophorus:
What's your definition of "supporting evil"? I guess not supporting your "NDC candidate"?

Abeg dey one corner joor, make we for see front.
You folks should stop politicising all these nonsense. This country is sinking and you dolts are playing politics. In a sane country, if a general is kidnapped, all hell will break lose. Woe betide any group that will dare do that even. Even killing an ordinary police office triggers a kind of vengeance from the armed forces that will see the terrorists being scorched and vanquished. But here in Nigeria, so group of praise singers and attack dogs have been recruited to attack sane reasoning.

BTW, I doubt that woman was rescued by the military. How can you engage the terrorists and not one single casualty was recorded? They said so themselves. What about other captives in the den of the terrorists,? You guys couldn't rescue them also? Of course it won't be the woman only that was in captive. Some of us are not daft you know? Don't bother quoting me. It ain't relevant anymore
CareerRe: Accountant Steals $54m Unnoticed For 20+ Years by GorillaApp(m): 8:39am On Jun 15
donleo92:
Oooooh!!!!

The company get enough money be that naa grin

For them not too notice, for that duration of time😇 cool

The woman na strong woman
She wasn't stealing form a company but a city.
BusinessRe: BUA Chairman Abdulsamad Rabiu Adds ₦110Bn Private Jet To His Fleet by GorillaApp(m): 8:58pm On Jun 12
IMADE5431:
Hello
Hello.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 69 pages)