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Religion / Re: Why A Private Jet Is Necessary For General Overseers by GorillaApp(m): 12:25pm On Sep 10
FxMasterz:


Ignorant gorilla. You know you've lost the argument! Apologize for your errors!

Jesus was sent only to Israel. He had no need to travel around 172 nations like these people do. Yes, Jesus told us we would do.greater works (in scope as He had only 3 years of ministry) than himself. Paul travelled only few nations and had to constantly be in ships. Even Jesus Christ used boats between states and suburbs.

Go and sit down!
so Jesus told your so called Daddy G.O to cover the whole world abi? as if there are no other competent humans in other countries to work in Gods vineyard over there. you are just a piece of garbage no need talking to you
Religion / Re: Why A Private Jet Is Necessary For General Overseers by GorillaApp(m): 1:36pm On Sep 08
FxMasterz:


You're stupider than I thought.

If invitations alone take so much of their time, your empty head has not considered conflict resolutions in various countries where they have branches, crusades in various nations, friends, ordinations and church commissioning in various nations, etc in addition to invitations. You're just too empty headed.

i can see you are some of the few f00ls these merchants on the pulpits have taken their touch for genuine knowledge of the things of God away, i repeat again, no pastor needs a private a private jet. forget all the bvllshit you are spewing from your mouth. ask yourself one critical question, if Jesus was to happen on our world today like he did years ago, will he get a private jet? why didn't he travel with fine horses and chariots in his time. didn't he have so many places to go or things to do in far flung places on earth? who are and your pastors emulating?
do they need to travel by planes? yes. do they need private jets? no! why? because there are more important things to do with the money. touching lives and helping rhe poor is more important than flying private jets, that's what Jesus would do, help the poor.
dont quote me again in your ignorance
Religion / Re: Why A Private Jet Is Necessary For General Overseers by GorillaApp(m): 3:59pm On Sep 06
FxMasterz:


In ministry, when you're invited to minister, o boy, you can't delegate. It's you the people what to see, not your designate. You're just ignorant.
so all their movement is on invitation. you are just plain stewpid
Religion / Re: Why A Private Jet Is Necessary For General Overseers by GorillaApp(m): 1:29pm On Sep 01
FxMasterz:


A lot of people talk very ignorantly, and sin without knowing it.

The works these General Overseers do are quite enormous. They have appointments, speaking engagements, meetings and other occasional urgencies in several nations each week. Sometimes, two appointments in two different nations in one day. They fly to Germany in the morning for a meeting and by evening are in the United Kingdom for a preaching engagement while also needing to rush back home same night to prepare for an important service on the morrow.

They're not getting jets for luxury but to enable them accomplish more, enjoy easier navigations around the world and prolong their lives in spite of their heavy schedules.

Rubbish.

Have you heard the word, 'to delegate before?
they can't be everywhere and do everything. jesus did not cover the whole world. he delegated you and i to do so.
Romance / Re: My Fiancée's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by GorillaApp(m): 1:24pm On Sep 01
LilNetty:
yoruba
as a man, stand resolute by any decision u take. don't let anyone push you around or else na dat leg dem go take follow you. I'm not saying you should be a brute or beast but be firm. don't allow anyone disrespect you or your family, never. someone i know is suffering from this mistake and that marriage is heading down hill because guy man just wake up from his slumber and realized that the bride and her family see him and his family as a piece of shiit.
Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Her Boyfriend's Marriage Proposal In FUTA (vid) by GorillaApp(m): 1:55pm On Aug 30
Michelle55:
Are guys not tired of this public proposal stunts? They should give it a rest, and do it indoors. If she accepts, good and if she rejects at least you won't be publicly embarrassed. 😏
i lie down ontop bed do my own. shikena!
Romance / Re: My Fiancée's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by GorillaApp(m): 3:45pm On Aug 29
LilNetty:


When they ask me I told them I will do it later after the marriage they said no that they must do all at once and they told me if we won’t be doing it that my wife to be won’t be changing her name.
which tribe is your girl
Romance / Re: My Fiancée's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by GorillaApp(m): 3:43pm On Aug 29
LilNetty:
Please I need your candid advice.

My wedding is coming up in some months and I need your advice. My fiancé and her family are insisting on court wedding which I don’t want to object to. I should have moved on but she pregnant. What can I do?
insist on your ground
Crime / Re: Police React To Photos Of Fulani Herdsmen Displaying Bundles Of Ransom Money by GorillaApp(m): 5:25pm On Aug 10
Zonefree:
So, these little boys are kidnappers? In 5 years to come, Northern Nigeria will be a no-go zone.
they are already spreading. when they finish ravaging the north, they will cast their eyes southward and gaze at the lush vegetation, the well fed citizens-soft and plump with liquid cash...then they will pounce!
Family / Re: How Bed Bugs Made Me Relocate: by GorillaApp(m): 4:48pm On Aug 03
Those things are so stubborn they may even survive a nuclear bomb.

I had my own experience years back. There was this tenant that used to put his mattress behind our compound so as to soak up the sun. I never knew he was battling a bedbug scourge. One day, I decided to also put my mattress outside and made the unfortunate mistake of putting my own close to his. Terrible mistake!
Days later, we noticed we had a scallywag as guest. I came to NL and did research. Used insecticides etc no avail.
The bad thing with this infestation is that you can't ask people publicly for help.
In the end I visited one renowned chemical seller in my town. I waited till everyone has gone away from him and I approached him. He told me not to worry end mixed a cocktail of deadly chemicals grin till date I don't know all the different chemicals the man mixed. He advised I spray and leave the house for days.

I went home and sprayed the chemical. Omo! It was like I dropped a bomb. By the time I returned, there was nothing moving in the house. Both cockroaches, mosquitoes, even wall geckos were taken to the great beyond by this chemical.
Thank you Danatham chemicals!
That's how I escaped the bed bug invasion.

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Politics / Re: Police Water Truck Rams Into Police Van, Kills Officer In Katsina (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 3:15pm On Aug 02
Akenzua01:
The hunter has shot himself in the leg grin

Pity..
The last picture depicts a million words
Politics / Re: Protest: Southeasterners Drink & Sing 'Gwo Gwo Gwo Ngwo' Song For Tinubu (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 9:53am On Aug 02
alabler:
The Igbo’s think they are smart! They ignited this anti-Tinubu protest under the pretence of hardship protest online, after it has gained momentum on/offline, they left it to their useful idiots(In Israel’s Netanyahu word’s)in the SouthWest, North & SS to carry on self-destruct!
You sense is under your toe. So sowore and the northern youths who have been calling for protest are now Igbos? Truly, you brain is buried inside your anus right from the beginning Igbos have maintained that they wouldn't join the protest and they kept to it. But in your hatred, you can't sleep until you have mentioned igbo in this matter. Continue to stew in pains grin
Politics / Re: Woman With Empty Pot Joins Protest In Ojota Lagos by GorillaApp(m): 4:26pm On Aug 01
sIfioksq:
What a sight to behold! A woman with an empty pot joining the protest in Ojota. This is what we call a grand show of desperation.

While some are genuinely hungry for change, others are merely hungry for attention. The empty pot is a perfect metaphor for the empty promises these protests bring.

Instead of uniting to build, we are busy parading our woes for the world to see. When will we learn that no amount of noise will fill those pots if the leaders remain deaf to our cries?
Thunder fia your head there. Caterpillar climb your left ball. Look at that woman's face again and see the pain and hopelessness etched all over that face. Look at how scrawny and worn out she has become with worry and struggling.
How many times have the people cried for these thieving politicians to do the right thing? Do they ever listen? You come here come dey speak hot air
In fact let me pray for you. I lay a curse on you this afternoon. May your life be empty as that pot. May poverty cling to your bones like dry rags.
May your pocket be continually empty and may you call with no one to answer. So shall it be. Iseee!
Since you feel say na Bollywood movie then dey act.
Thunder fia your left ball again
If you like call mods to come ban me

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Bamayi: Protesters Turn Out Enmasse In Kaduna (Photos, video) by GorillaApp(m): 2:26pm On Aug 01
TimeManager:
I thought ibos said they aren't interested in protest but you find them from thread to thread cheering on the protests. They are hiding behind the northerners.

-Kiss the truth!
yes, they are cheering the protest. thats the only way to do. or do you want them to come out and you wicked folks turn it around and say dey want to take over lagos/ abuja and nigeria?
cunning man die, cunning man bury am! go figure!

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Politics / Re: Lagos Protesters Defy Court Order, March To Governor’s Office by GorillaApp(m): 12:22pm On Aug 01
victorDanladi:
No protest is happening in Igbo land.


They are all on social media cheering other people and their people in other states on while they kept there own region calm.


YORUBAS are big FOOLS!....BIG ONE!
You are stewpid. When igbos protest now Una go say dem wan take over the country. It's better dey stay away. I have told all my people to stay away
Politics / Re: 24 Hours To Hunger Protest, Steps FG Has Taken To Stop Demonstration (Full List) by GorillaApp(m): 1:33pm On Jul 31
benuejosh:
Okay.

In Nigeria, the protest is as a result of bad state actors who are feeling pained that the election conducted didn't bring them to power even when some came distant third position.

There is hunger in the land. Yes it is true, but what have the individuals done about it? did hunger start today? have they gone to farm? they blame the government and i ask, define government. Are the masses not the authority? are they not the ones who sent people to represent them? What have they done to support those they sent to represent them? If they are hungry they should go to farm and not allow themselves to be used with hunger as an excuse or tool to be used by those who lost out of election to cause chaos.

The rot of over 16 years cannot be cured by just 1 and half year of Tinubu in government. Peter Obi had 8 years as governor of a state yet left Anambra as one of the worst state in terms of development and governance.

Those behind the protest are only calling for anarchy and chaos to make this administration unstable.

Even if the protest ends, untill the farmers harvest their crops, there's nothing that can be done about the hunger. Government can not farm to feed the whole nation. Most Nigerians want everything to be given to them freely without them working for it.

Minimum was increased to about N30k Abia state and Benue that i am aware of were still paying workers about N18k till date. But it is the federal government that they want to blame. Even if it is increased to 200k, federal government will pay her own workers but will the state government pay their workers? will the private sector pay? are the protesters protesting against their state government or against Tinubu? The man -Tinubu- has increased minimum wage. Ask your state governors to implement it and lets see.

Traders in the market are increasing prices in the market at will, are they protesting against those traders? but it is Tinubu that is increasing prices.
We need to be wise as a people in this country.
The call for anarchy should be resisted by all means and those supporting it should be brought to book.

For me, i am not protesting because the protest is just a call for anarchy. The government is working round the clock to make sure things work out for good.

Don't allow hatred for a particular ethnic group to cloud your sense of reasoning.

Tinubu is working!
Thunda fia your there for deceiving yourself. Evil imps that want to set the country on fire. Thunda fia your left nyash again

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Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Kicks Against Planned Nationwide Protest by GorillaApp(m): 10:23am On Jul 30
Quest7777:

But Tinubu, Soyinka and Co protested against GEJ even when the level of hardship was not even up to a tenth of current situation.
Just looking at the photographs make me recoil! Where are all these people now? Are they seeing the present realities now?
Shame
Politics / Re: Anambra Man Bans Son From Contesting For Political Positions After Ubah's Death by GorillaApp(m): 9:28am On Jul 29
LagosPrince:

Let me educate your ignorance bro , he was governorship flag bearer of the labour long before Peter Obi joined the party so stop tryna deceive yourself
So what's different from what he said

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Education / Re: Rare Historical Photos That Will Make You Appreciate Life And Moments by GorillaApp(m): 6:11am On Jul 28
MichaelSokoto:
all dis shenanigans so dat ebin pawarized ronus & abokis nor go protest again!

Na lie!

Everybody is hungry & angry!

u siddon house, hungry kill u
u no siddon house, hungry still kill u

All die na die!

Better to die wit dignity than to die a hungry ronuite defending a frustrating mandate!
cool
His vawulency grin

Nairalander Una no go kill person

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Music/Radio / Re: Enyi Ga Achi: Story Behind Mike Ejeagha’s Song Popuralised By Brainjotter by GorillaApp(m): 8:29pm On Jul 27
Gajagojo:

You are an idiot
What's makes you think
I give a shit about you
Or your opinions
This imp is pained. cheesy
Go sleep deluded mofo

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Music/Radio / Re: Enyi Ga Achi: Story Behind Mike Ejeagha’s Song Popuralised By Brainjotter by GorillaApp(m): 8:16pm On Jul 27
Gajagojo:

Emotions will change nothing
You can call it childish
Changes nothing

The theme
Tortoise deceiving elephant and leading him into captivity

My assertion is
It is worth doing a literature search to see where that theme came from

It is not likely to have been developed separately independently
It certainly moved
Either from A to B or

B to A
Or from C to A. and B

It might not even be Nigerian theme
The issue is honest objective inquiry not emotions
To the best of my knowledge it is well documented in Yoruba written material for decades
Even the late Sikiru Ayinde sang about it
So it is not new
It is a legitimate question to ask about the original source
Nothing childish besides your churlish response
Good luck to you then. I have better things to do with my time then embarking on a dick measuring contest.

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Music/Radio / Re: Enyi Ga Achi: Story Behind Mike Ejeagha’s Song Popuralised By Brainjotter by GorillaApp(m): 8:08pm On Jul 27
NwaliE01:


You need to understand the music before the gwo gwo gwo ngwo would make sense.

It was rhetorically implied in his story to mimic the steps of Elephant. It makes lots of sense if you understand Igbo language.
Don't bother to respond to these guys. They know you what they are doing. Trying to drag you into an argument about the Yorubas telling this story first

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Music/Radio / Re: Enyi Ga Achi: Story Behind Mike Ejeagha’s Song Popuralised By Brainjotter by GorillaApp(m): 8:05pm On Jul 27
Gajagojo:


Actually it is not that Yoruba have theirs



This is a plagiarism call out and direct claim of cultural appropriation

Don't twist it

Simple question
Is there any where Ibos recorded this story and on what date?
Nothing wrong in saying you adapted a Yoruba story

But the theme of a tortoise deceiving an elephant into capture came from somewhere?

Show us any book where this story is recorded by an Ibo before now
Nonsense. You expect me to be dragged into this your childish argument? It's very clear now that you are pained. Bros go and rest. No one cares
Don't expect further response. This one will suffice. Have a nice day
Music/Radio / Re: Enyi Ga Achi: Story Behind Mike Ejeagha’s Song Popuralised By Brainjotter by GorillaApp(m): 12:05pm On Jul 27
Gajagojo:

This is not about bigger car but ownership


There is a Yoruba story about a tortoise deceiving an elephant and leading him into captivity by humans
That is not in dispute
I have no doubt without even checking that story will be on Nairaland

There is no doubt about the similarly which is unmistakable
Just like Arabs claim the Abraham sacrifice story was about Ismai. And Jews claim the story was about Isaac

So there is a serious question of plagiarism

Where is the oldest documented Ibo version recorded
Why are you folks always bent on this stewpid competition ( dick measuring contest).
I don't care if the Yoruba have theirs or the Igbos. Your guys are about turning this into a dick measuring contest good luck bro. I'm not here for that insane Sh*t.
Can't believe you have to stressed yourself to dig nairaland for a story to buttress your point. Means nothing to me

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Music/Radio / Re: Enyi Ga Achi: Story Behind Mike Ejeagha’s Song Popuralised By Brainjotter by GorillaApp(m): 10:57am On Jul 27
BluntCrazeMan:
Story Well told..

Lessons Learnt..

According to Rufai-Oseni of Arise-TV,, this is what our politicians do to us every election year..

The Elephant is “The Masses”..
The small tortoise is “The Politicians”..

This is how the politicians craftily deceive the masses every election cycle, and grab their goodies, and leave the masses confused and emptier.

Did rufai actually say this? Crazy fella cheesy

But his analogy fits the description though.

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Music/Radio / Re: Enyi Ga Achi: Story Behind Mike Ejeagha’s Song Popuralised By Brainjotter by GorillaApp(m): 10:54am On Jul 27
pongwa:
something is amiss here. Same story existed in Yoruba land long ago, even 'gwo gwo gwo ngwo' sounds like 'ogo lugo'. The former makes no sense but the latter fits the narrative of the story. My opinion is that the singer got the story from Yoruba land but sang the ibo version. Respect to the actual source
Gwo gwo gwo gwom made sense to an igbo man not to you. That you don't understand it or that the writer didn't expound on it does not mean it was borrowed.
Why can't you guys just resist the urge of this "my car is bigger than yours" syndrome. It's beginning to look silly

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Music/Radio / Re: Enyi Ga Achi: Story Behind Mike Ejeagha’s Song Popuralised By Brainjotter by GorillaApp(m): 10:50am On Jul 27
Warmaterial:
Moral lesson... never give up find a solution to that problem, nothing is impossible, think deeper change the modus operandi and adopt your own patterns and strategies.
Na where my mind go too.
I have a big task coming up in the coming months. I must think of every way conceivable to achieve it so help me God
Education / Re: Student Climbs Chair To Speak After Lecturer Says He Can’t See Her (video) by GorillaApp(m): 10:18am On Jul 27
illicit:
I got a fetish...
Spill

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Politics / Re: Four Reasons You Should Not Join The Nationwide Protest by GorillaApp(m): 7:46pm On Jul 26
Yugoslavia247:
Ronu mods on the beat

Whatsapp group update

Write a an essay about why u should not join the protest

Winners get 50k

Include your pics wearing a corporate wear.
You get this one right. This people are incredulous!
Education / Re: Female Students Cry As Male Corper Announces His Departure From Their School by GorillaApp(m): 7:39pm On Jul 26
Nicepoker:
You sure say dude wasn't their service provider? grin
cheesy grin grin
Abeg which Kain service him dey provide?
Network?
cheesy
Romance / Re: In My Current Relationship, my guy and I retaliate a lot by GorillaApp(m): 9:35am On Jul 25
Oluromantic:
Cat and dog things. The wrong thing is working for you bcus you're both immature explorers of each other. The day one of you attains a maturity step above the other, problems begin, break up follows. In a mature relationship, retaliation is not an option, you shouldn't even get to a point where you would retaliate. Forgiveness flows like a river. The man leads and is respected, the woman complements and is loved. It's never an equal right or retaliation thing. So help you God!
Op, you and your boyfriend should read the above post i quoted religiously like a bible.
I no get time for plenty talk.
All I see is TOXICITY
premium tears loading down the road
Crime / Re: Economic Hardship: FG Slashes Stranded Foreign Scholars’ Allowances by GorillaApp(m): 9:29am On Jul 24
Why can't Tinubu and his ministers and other politicians slash their allowances. Will dey die?

This is why I pity those assss wipes slaving for politicians. No one give a rat house fvck about you!

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