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PoliticsRe: Winnie Miller Rejects ₦2.5M Paid Into Her Account By Eugene Cheta Epelle by GorillaApp(m): 6:21pm On Mar 07
yemre:
Good! This is the question I've been looking for in all the comments here.

Forget this tantrums. A lot have gone behind the scene but she only brought out this for us to see. If not, how did he get her account details.
Some of you are so funny. His office can open a lot of local doors. Even some of her family members will be willing to reveal her phone number discreetly.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Approves Postings Of Reno Omokri, Femi Fani-kayode & Other Ambassadors by GorillaApp(m): 5:16pm On Mar 06
geezville86:
Madam Nkechi Ufochukwu right now….. grin
I saw that too. The woman go just say, " which kind wahala be this?!"

grin
CrimeRe: Court Sends Netnaija CEO, Analike To Prison Over Alleged Copyright Infringement by GorillaApp(m): 10:49am On Mar 05
G
OgThanos:
Ahh
My favourite plug for movies back then before moviebox showed up..
Although, Net9ja wasn't the only company that puts up movies for downloading.
Where can I download good action movies. I am craving good movies in recent times
PoliticsRe: Students In The North March On Israeli & American Flag In Solidarity With Iran by GorillaApp(m): 5:30pm On Mar 04
nairalanda1:
That school is owned by the Shiites. It's not a government school..it's a school set up by the Shiites for the Shiites
Which authority is vested with overseeing all educational activities in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Am I your receptionist? — Gov Eno hits Critics For Saying He Doesn't Pick Calls by GorillaApp(m): 2:41pm On Mar 02
Shikena:
Some truths are actually very bitter and those who are the loudest against such truths are often the worst manifestations of those sad truths when given the opportunity.

Do your due diligence and understand the structure around a governor then identify which official assistant to reach out to. That is proper channeling.

Most of those complaining here cannot even handle 10 calls a day. I definitely cannot do 5 a day, it will affect my productivity! I have work to attend to.
While I agree with you, there are however ways to explain these things. He spoke so condescendingly. Nigerian politicians see themselves as gods. A politician from saner clime won't respond like this
PoliticsRe: There Was No Attempt To Poison Tinubu — Onanuga by GorillaApp(m): 9:22am On Mar 02
ogashman:
One week later, we will start seeing headlines like "Aso Rock chef detained for putting too much Maggie in the president's food"
Let's watch and wait grin
Patience is a powerful virtue.
The truth will always float
PoliticsRe: NAF Earns Praise For AH-1Z Attack Helicopter Preparedness by GorillaApp(m): 6:56am On Feb 27
jmoore:
Dude stop.
Any trained army can destroy hundreds of terrorists invading with motorcycles.

Stop defending the ineptitude of Nigerian government.
Leave them. Dem think say na children them dey put story for. If na Israeli dey tackle all these terrorists, by now dem for don dey their paradise dey rock their 72 virgin's
PoliticsRe: NAF Earns Praise For AH-1Z Attack Helicopter Preparedness by GorillaApp(m): 6:56am On Feb 27
There is no combat readiness on the side of the military. The ranks and files have been infiltrated with jihadists. Many of those in government are sympathetic to the jihadists causes so all these grammars will not go anywhere
FamilyRe: Woman Jubilates As DNA Test Confirms All Four Children Belong To Her Husband by GorillaApp(m): 4:56pm On Feb 26
JaySmart4422:
Why is she jubilating?

It simply shows that her husband did not trust her enough to opt for a DNA test.

Couple who trust each other, and are faithful to each other will not even think of DNA.

As a woman if you are faithful to your and he demands DNA go and do it

The moment the result is out and it confirmed that the kids are his end the married he doesn't trust u and can never trust you
Coming from someone who has never being married


In other news, Why do men even make a fuss when going for DNA test? The woman is not needed so why inform her? Just take your sample and samples from the child(ren) and go do your thing quietly.
PoliticsRe: Alleged ₦250m Debt: Woman Confronts Umahi, Sowore Steps In (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 7:16pm On Feb 25
rasputinn:
I don't understand Sowore's point here. What did the minister do ? The minister is a staff of the country and has security detail attached to him to deal with unexpected scenarios like this and they did what they were supposed to do. So why was Sowore trying to use the incident to chase clout ? Is he now a content creator ? He called the Minister's attention, the man humbly answered him and came back to him, an action he wasn't obligated to do considering what had just happened. And how did Sowore repay the kind gesture is to start wagging his finger in the man's face, and when the aides caution him, he had the effrontery to shout at them to not talk to him anyhow,when he himself was talking to the minister, who is his senior in ALL ramifications of life anyhow. Rubbish
Did you read what was posted up there? Have you been following the story before now? Don't side with the oppressors. The average Nigerian politician is oppressive.
FamilyRe: How Divorce Affects Children In The North (video) by GorillaApp(m): 4:46pm On Feb 24
AdolfHitlerxXx:
Divorce culture in the North is crazy. Especially in Kano.

Saw men divorce their wives over tea being too cold. Talaq, Talaq and Talaq... You don land for your Papa house.

Only there will you see a man divorce a pregnant woman. She too as soon she can force the baby to wean, she can go and drop off the baby at their gate even with the maiguard!

Where I come from, you will be forced to stay with her at least till after she delivers.

In Kano, I know a rich man whose first 2 wives are safe because they are his cousins and the extended family wouldn't take it. The other wives 3 &4, soon as they get pregnant, they seem to irritate him because he divorces them. He's done this over 20 times. I know a Bauchi woman with 9 different husbands. 3 of them on the same street shocked

Divorce isn't stigmatized and women use their fathers names so it's easy to hide if you don't do your homework.

I was house hunting at a point and saw a very well furnished apartment. Was wondering about the brand new electronics when agent told it was a couple who married 3 months previously but before moving into the house, they had divorced.

Side-pieces aren't really permitted, you marry her in, unlike Southern men get away with. But Northern men will marry a specific lady simply to taste the sugar. 6 months after when she's shown she can't even lay the bed... She gets her 3 Talaqs.
This is quite revealing. Things dey happen o
PoliticsRe: Celebration In Etche, Rivers As Aba Power Connects Them To Power by GorillaApp(m): 8:31pm On Feb 23
Silent achiever. The people's governor. Carry go my brother. Nothing do you!
AgricultureRe: My Parent's Farm In Pictures by GorillaApp(m): 4:52pm On Feb 22
JAPAHTML:
Hahaha 🤣 no he doesn't lol

For those asking I am from Abia state and this village is under Bende LGA
Wouldn't want to mention the villa itself
Thats enough. It satisfy my curiosity
PoliticsRe: At Least 50 People Killed By Terrorists On Bike In Zamfara by GorillaApp(m): 12:33pm On Feb 22
Jakumo:
Nigeria is at war against terrorist forces that are well financed and highly motivated to impose by force of arms on ALL nations of West Africa, a violent and extremist version of Islamist caliphate dictatorship. The growing US military presence in Nigeria is testimony to the sincerity of purpose Nigeria's current administration has brought to bear in this war on terror.

Regardless of which of Nigeria's political parties happens to be in power, terrorist strikes employing hit-and-run guerilla tactics CANNOT be eliminated entirely, REGARDLESS of security precautions taken. The free movement of civilians along any nation's highways cannot be prohibited in the name of preventing terrorist attacks, while it would be numerically impossible to garrison battle-ready federal troops tasked with protecting ALL towns and villages of the land.

The current Nigerian president is attuned to the urgency of the task at hand, and is responding with the alacrity that the security threat to Nigeria necessitates, by welcoming military assistance from the USA and wisely NOT from Russia, China, or Turkey, for reasons too many to list here.
Just shut up and keep this gibberish to yourself. There are intelligent folks on this platform.
Christianity EtcRe: We Went To Beg Oyedepo For School Fees — Nurse Shares Why He Almost Quit Church by GorillaApp(m): 1:44pm On Feb 21
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Hehehe.

Chebi I once I created a similar thread on this sometime ago but it never made it to the front page and I was even insulted by some irresponsible dimwits angry.

Make una dey believe in these so-called men of God wey dey feast on una gullibility angry

Your pastor can't help you in the times of need,but would rather refer you to pray to God who's busy minding his business in heaven to send help to you on earth. But when the same thief disguising as pastor needs help,he falls back to you who are his members, billing you to stupor angry

He even tried by continuing to go to church. Cuz in my own case,that was my instant full stop and why I will never go to church.
Kindly desist from speaking about God in like manners. I am not holding brief for so called pastors as must of them are just business men but bro don't talk about God like that. He eventually came through for the young Man anyway.
CrimeRe: OAU Student Apologises After Falsely Accusing Schoolmate Of Rape (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 8:45am On Feb 21
God1000:
OAU should expel her immediately, I don't know what our society has turned to
If that boy is anyway related to me, I would have pushed for legal actions. They should sue her ar*se back to the stone age. They should squeeze her and collect every dime from her and her family. Someone needs to be taught a bitter lesson before their ruin the life of an innocent soul
EducationRe: Radiography Chose Me: What Every Jambite Should Know by GorillaApp(m): 7:35pm On Feb 17
Chisombili:
https://studentradiographer4./2026/02/16/radiography-chose-me-studying-radiography-nigeria/
How is Ai playing a role?
I know one several years ago. He has engagement with several hospitals and clinics. They are in short supply. Na this kind field I dey like
EducationRe: Man Selling Ice Cream Showed Some Of His Customers His University Results-video by GorillaApp(m): 6:02pm On Feb 17
fxexperts:
And who told you the economy is shrinking. the problem is you people lack ideas. you see how you open your mouth to talk nonsense like this ehnn.. You are very wrong about this perception of yours. More jobs are opening up in the country. A lot of Nigerians are currently doing remote jobs, and they are earning very well, far more than most professionals here. So what are people like you doing, waiting for the government to give you jobs? Jobs you still will not do. All you do is you will collect salaries and make the job suffer the way your counterpacts do in the civil service. If I were the government, the first thing I would do is to privatize all the civil service sector to private individuals because none of it is functioning.
I never knew Nairaland can still host dumb souls like the one above. Which more jobs are opening up in the country? It's either you are plain ignorant or outrightly mischievous.
Wake up and smell the coffee, most major powerhouses are leaving Nigeria. Go and research on that.
Talking about remote jobs. How many Nigerians are working remotely compared to the entire population? What's the percentage? It shows you know nothing about remote jobs. Most foreign firms are not hiring Nigerians because of poor power supply and internet downtime. Most Nigerian staff always complain about the network or power supply and most foreign recruiters are beginning to take notice and reject Nigerian staff. Go to threads dedicated to remote jobs and ask there- don't take my word for it.
People like you should never be in government. You will cripple the country.
Lastly, I am an employer of labour. I don't sit around like you waiting for 30k stipend from your handler. Don't quote me again to avoid thunder.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Hands Over His Seat To Esther Etiyemonu, Lagos 1 Day Governor by GorillaApp(m): 7:58am On Feb 17
chiiraq802:
Mk him lend am to me for only 5 minutes I wan confirm something
grin
I would really like to know if these one day governors do have at least tiny powers.

I go like just run am for 12 hours.
RomanceRe: If You’re Sure He’s The Father, Why Fear The Test? by GorillaApp(m): 8:02pm On Feb 16
anytexy:
I think it is the other way round. How can a reasonable man do DNA for his kids. Any child born by a legally married wife/woman belongs to the husband. The man is looking for trouble and emotional trauma.
I don't even know who gives people like these phones. So after a woman finishes whoring outside, she can bring the product home to me? If you are a woman, I will understand but if you are a man, then the angels in heaven made a mistake.
RomanceRe: If You’re Sure He’s The Father, Why Fear The Test? by GorillaApp(m): 7:50pm On Feb 16
Gbadugbakun:
Do you even need to tell her. DNA can be done with a strand of hair from the child or saliva or anything belonging to the child. Just take whatever you need from the child and do it secretly without her knowledge. If the child is yours you would lock up. If the child isn't yours you can confront her with the results. Telling your wife you want a DNA test is childish and dramatic, because 99% of women would play the victim card with that request.
10 cartons of gulder lager to your location! I don't understand all this hype about trust issue or what have you. Maybe men needs to be educated more that you can do it discreetly without anybody knowing. Get your biological sample and that of the child and run the test. Period!
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Nyesom Wike- How Many People Can You Mention by GorillaApp(m): 7:17pm On Feb 16
Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, he has corrected himself. Come on gerrout of here angry
Slight height reduction in old age is part of senescence. I don't have time to argue, go and read up.
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photo Of Nyesom Wike- How Many People Can You Mention by GorillaApp(m): 12:15pm On Feb 16
Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, how can a tall person grow short? Wetin you shack this momo? No lie 🤔
why dont you check out what he sad. old age actually makes people loss some height
CelebritiesRe: Vector Tha Viper: Nigerians Should Be Careful Of Peter Obi by GorillaApp(m): 9:42am On Feb 16
SisterAnn:
Balderdash!

Read the post again and comprehend. The writer is telling you to undermine Peter Obi at your own peril.

King bulaba and his princes are having sleepless nights at this reality but a guy who claims to live in UK but not okay is taking it for granted.
We have a comprehension problem in this country
Car TalkRe: Is This Car Worth 5.5M? by GorillaApp(m): 11:41am On Feb 14
Obagreatdatoye:
Shouldn't be more than 2.5m
.
For direct Belgium? Nah! Worth more than that.

Op, that car is good, fuel economical and reliable. My only grouse with it is that it ought to be a little higher off the ground. My area has some bad roads but being fixed though.
EducationRe: Man Selling Ice Cream Showed Some Of His Customers His University Results-video by GorillaApp(m): 8:43am On Feb 14
fxexperts:
Oga University education is not a ticket to employment anywhere. And it is not the duty of the government to give anyone a job. You have to make yourself marketable so employers really need your services.
Sometimes you people open your mouth and talk nonsense. Where in my write did I say the government is supposed to give him job? However, the stewwpid government you are so eager to defend failed all these folks. The economy is shrinking due to horrible policies. Companies are leaving the country in drove because they are no longer profitable as a result of the high cost of operating businesses in Nigeria. Overwhelming insecurity, scarcity of foreign exchange, high exchange rate, poor power supply that would have driven small are medium scale enterprises has crippled this country and you open you mouth to spill nonsense?
Nigeria has more resources and wealth than Sweden, yet every year Nigerian youths are running to Sweden for a better life because of great leadership over there. So in your warped reasoning, a country where a high percentage of well trained corp of citizens resort to doing menial jobs, all is well there shebi?
Just get out of my mention!
PoliticsRe: Jaffar Bello Slams Remi Tinubu For Calling US Air Strikes On Northern Nigeria by GorillaApp(m): 7:48pm On Feb 13
Everyone always foaming in the mouth about SE. Anybody you talk to, them go turn face the SE. South East is really living rent free in people's head.
You mean to tell me that this man ignored the horror going on in north-the killings, kidnapping, banditry and choose to focus on south east? He ignored bandits and terrorists running amok over there, kidnapping and killing in hundreds and thousands and even taking territories and decided to focus on south east that is experiencing pockets of violence here and there?
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Buys 2 Cars For Her Mother, Rita (video) by GorillaApp(m): 7:44pm On Feb 13
MaziObinnaokija:
U cool

Very GOOD.
MOTHERS ARE GOLD.

MAYBOUR MOTHERS ENJOY THE FRUITS OF OUR LABOUR
Fathers are gold. I wished my father was still here to enjoy my love for him. It's no secret. I love my Papa pass my mama.
EducationRe: Man Selling Ice Cream Showed Some Of His Customers His University Results-video by GorillaApp(m): 5:53pm On Feb 13
That's the reality in present day Nigeria .
I know a man with master's degree riding tricycle.
It's a horrible situation. All our politicians need to be marooned on a desolate island.
Music/RadioRe: Legends Who Could've Been The Big 3 Beyond Wizkid, Davido, And Burna Boy by GorillaApp(m): 12:31pm On Feb 13
[quote author= post=138456239]Olamide Badoo is in a world of it's own, he is not competing with ANYONE!

Tuale Olamide ✋️ 🤚 🙋‍♂️[/quote]This one don resume grin
The darling daddy crooner cheesy
This country na pure content aswear!
Car TalkRe: What's The Common Issues Associated With This Hyundai by GorillaApp(m): 5:41pm On Feb 10
It's reputed to have engine problems after a particular mileage so engine ain't robust.

Go for honda or Toyota

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