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Travel / Re: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by GorillaApp(m): 6:20am On May 21
Wrap46:
Why putting yourself into such a stressful situation especially when you have a family. Why not move to those countries you mentioned earlier. Why moving to Sweden and then other country?
Its stressful alone as a citizen of Sweden and you will be moving with student visa with a limited work hrs lmao šŸ¤£

Iā€™m sure itā€™s doable tho but plan well. No too reason my matter Iā€™m Nigerian swedish with dual nationality.


Plan well..
Moving to Sweden seems more tenable than other locations at the moment that's why I want to land in Sweden first. Once I'm done with my MSc, can start looking for PhD scholarship elsewhere but this plan is not cast in bronze and can be adjusted. Nothing is fixed.
Travel / Re: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by GorillaApp(m): 1:50am On May 21
Lionize:
A piece of advice for you intending to go to Sweden for studies, and you will live in Stockholm. Pay your fees as early as you can and start processing your accommodation early. You won't know what God has done for you if you move straight from Nigeria to Sweden and into your student apartment. If not, then you may have no peace until you get your own accommodation. My eyes saw my eyes for some months before I settled in, it is so so destabilizing.

Let me hint you: One landlord I lived in his house gave me numerous rules, one of which include not cooking in the apartment after 8pm. Now if you go to school from morning to around 2, 3 or 4pm, and then go to work, to close from work around 10pm, sorry will be your case if you don't plan.

This is just a piece of advice, especially if you will be studying in Stockholm.
Nwanne God bless you for all these advice you are dishing out. More grease to your elbow. I dropped a PM

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Travel / Re: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by GorillaApp(m): 1:22am On May 21
Wrap46:
Hi everyone šŸ˜Š


Didnā€™t know this forum is still on šŸ˜ƒ

Iā€™m away from Sweden and living in Australia now šŸ˜ƒ

Feel free to ask me anything regarding sverige and I will bluntly tell you the honest truth šŸ˜ƒ
Congratulations bro
I'm new on this thread and know little about Sweden. I have an MSc in environmental quality management from a Nigerian university and considering applying to an MSc programme in Sweden. From reading a few posts here, I'm beginning to surmise that Sweden is a nice place.
My madam has said so many nice things too
My plan was to do an MSc and then look for fully funded scholarship to the US, Canada or Australia. I will need a kind-hearted brother to help with valuable information and suggestions, most especially if my plan above is not the best.
Tnx in anticipation
Celebrities / Re: Your First Salary Belongs To Your Father, Not Pastor - Actor Kanayo by GorillaApp(m): 12:47pm On May 10
DaddyGngeess:
I am sending this to my son now
my mother helped me do this to my Dad. she sounded it into my sub-conscious. God bless her.
Travel / Re: Moment A Nigerian Lady Receives Her Kids & Husband In Canada (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 5:10pm On May 09
uchman:
She no too send her husband, na her kids be her priority.
you are a badt guy grin

i noticed that too
Properties / Re: Notice To Quit by GorillaApp(m): 2:30pm On May 07
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garriAndsugar:

I am also into legal system and the same thing you're saying it's what of the tenants said, where's he now?

Out of the house, I served him 6months, one week notice of owner recovery and told him to prepare for court. He begged and left the apartment.
go and ask your school to refund your money. a quit notice cannot run concurrently with his rent. when his rent expires then you can give him the quit notice.

cc alphanugget
Education / Re: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools ā€” Statisense by GorillaApp(m): 12:15pm On May 07
Amotolongbo:
Nigeria!

The Colleges of Education have the least UTME cut off mark. This means the olodos are the ones sent to the Colleges of Education.

Even in the Universities, the least UTME scorers are packed and dumped in the Faculties of Education. Students who could not cope in their respective courses are also transferred to the Faculty of Education.

And we want the best teachers to graduate and teach our children?
omoh na true o! never seen it from this angle
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Start With 200k by GorillaApp(m): 5:32pm On Apr 30
ecomalchemist:


lol, are you doing business because you like it or you intend to solve a problem and make profit off it, which one ?
you are an astute businessman a good man. I will reach out to you shortly.
Agriculture / Re: (graphic Photos) Snake I Killed On My Way To Farm by GorillaApp(m): 4:58pm On Apr 30
ifinger:


It's not a viper ! But a cobra a viper has a depression between its head like a small pit that is what distinguishes all viper
that snake is a viper. take a look at the skin, it seems scaly.
cobras have a smoother skin.

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Agriculture / Re: (graphic Photos) Snake I Killed On My Way To Farm by GorillaApp(m): 4:56pm On Apr 30
that's a viper for sure. can't tell which species though but from the color it seems you are based in the north?

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Politics / Re: Man Challenged IPOB Commander, As Security Agents Raid ESN Major Camp (video) by GorillaApp(m): 2:17pm On Mar 26
Bookhub:
IPOB is a guerrilla group ,they will always hide and attack by surprise it is a war tactic, this is because they are smaller in size and less equipped compared to Nigerian army they are facing,in guerrilla war a personell can never come out to face the larger enemy directly they will be annihilated and that defeats their objective it's just common sense. in war do all you have to do to achieve your objective even if it means acting like a coward . great generals in history like tSan zu of China and guo yan jaap of vietnam use this tactics and it worked excellently ,Nigerian army do not understand the different types of warfare I believe that's why they struggle.
you are knowledgeable. in the 60s america rushed to war thinking they will crush vietnam but they left after 3 ytears without crushing vietnam. it was a costly war but the vietnam was not defeated. same thing happened in Afghanistan. the U.S Left without winning. most people on nairaland are children though

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Health / Re: Man Swallows Phone To Prevent Wife From Reading His Texts: Ends Up In Hospital by GorillaApp(m): 12:58pm On Mar 26
LordIsaac:
The question is why do cheating men (who are ā€œbread and tea winners in their homesā€) fear their wives so much that they do funny things to avoid being caught? I have noticed, however, that it is not really the case if the woman is the ā€œbread and tea winnerā€ and the cheat! What does that say about men?
this man is the king of Morons. i can never put my life in danger because of a woman. instead of me to swallow that phone, you go see wetin dey inside and your body go come down. highest na to pack ur bag and go
Car Talk / Re: How Do You Hold Your Steering Wheel While Driving? by GorillaApp(m): 2:35pm On Mar 23
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
As the spirit leads...

I could assume any position depending on the terrain, my speed, environment and traffic flow.

In a typical December traffic where an inch of space is precious, I retract my side mirrors and assume the last position while sitting bolt upright.

The topmost right hand side position is far too awkward.
I would never descend that low, on my sworn honour.
na the last position before the correct one be my style, dem don complain tire
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 2:27pm On Mar 23
Kehl:


Bro did you find any solution, I'm in exact same situation. Network is great just outside but in the house it's not even available at all.
sorry i didn't see your message on time. I later found out glo has better reception so I am managing it, though in my quest for solution I was told there is as network booster that can boost signal though power must be supplied to it for smooth operations.

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures From Uyo by GorillaApp(m): 3:57pm On Mar 02
Topman7:


where be this. I will coming to uyo this year. can't wait
Properties / Re: Hardship: 4 Ways To Build Houses Without Or With Little Cement by GorillaApp(m): 3:53pm On Mar 02
Jennyclay:
First time Iā€™m seeing house built with plastic undecided.

Canā€™t a thunderstorm heavy rain destroy this plastic house How is the foundation built
fire, its mortal enemy

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Pictures From Uyo by GorillaApp(m): 3:50pm On Mar 02
VEHINTOLAR:
Uyo already locked down for next family holiday by the grace of God. I love that city and the people.
aswear!
Properties / Re: 'Cement Is Costly': But People Are Still Building Storey Buildings by GorillaApp(m): 3:41pm On Mar 02
Mrchippychappy:


How did this garbage make front page
exactly my thoughts. the moderators are childish

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Secured My First Tech Job. I'm So Happy. by GorillaApp(m): 5:09pm On Feb 08
Kutunban:
Congratulations, I'm currently learning python language and I'm mid proficient . Hopefully I'll take the PCAP certification soon, then start learning SQL although I have little knowledge. I pray my story turn out good soon. I'm learning from W3school site. Python is simple and interesting.
really? i want to learn python too for a reason though. how do i start
Properties / Beautiful Lands For Sale In Asaba And Ogwashi-uku. by GorillaApp(m): 10:06am On Feb 08
Investing in properties is a life time investment. It comes with peace of mind and a sense of dignity and pride.
Asaba, the state capital of Delta state is the next destination hub for smart investors.

There are personal reasons that I like Asaba for and they are listed below:

-Firstly, it is a renowned cosmopolitan city that is known for peace and tranquility. Several businesses owners from Onitsha are taking hold of this opportunity and investing in Asaba. Most are even relocating to Asaba.

-Secondly, It is an emerging hub for business/residential/political activities.

-for me, I personally like the town because it's a good place to retire and raise your kids.

- Asaba also has an airport, thereby making your movements seamless and smooth.

Ace Integrity Properties in conjunction with Fortune Garden property provides you with Fortune Garden estate, Isselle azagba.

Some of the benefits of owning a plot in fortune garden estate includes:

1) it is safe and secure ( the estate is fenced and fully mapped out).

2) it has a fully functional access road with neighbours around.

3) it is just 10-12 minutes drive from the city centre)/airport.

3) it is in close proximity with federal housing scheme.

Talk to us today so that we can schedule a visit.

We also have lands and n Owerri, Benin, Warri and Ogwashi-uku.
Call : 0-8-0 3 zero, six four, eight one, 99
Celebrities / Re: Fresh-Looking Mohbad's Father, Joseph Aloba, Says He Is Single (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 9:55am On Feb 05
Speechless!


In other news, we have affordable lands for sale in Asaba, Owerri, Warri and Benin.

Buzz me pls
Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife Cheating With Another Man In Their Bedroom - Video by GorillaApp(m): 5:21pm On Jan 29
oluwaahmed:

Pucci. Someone came to your house, went to your bedroom, fĆ¹cked ur wife on ur bed in front of your kid and you would do nothing cheesy mtscheew. As a man I would leave him with 3 deep cuts on the leg and arm to serve as a reminder that he was stupid not promiscuous. You could have fĆ¹cked her anywhere without issues but you chose your fellow man's house. We must correct niggers that stray the hard way. That bros looking out for bros. No need to kill him.
I am sure If you see you wouldn't be able to utter the first word in your reply. Let me leave at that
Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife Cheating With Another Man In Their Bedroom - Video by GorillaApp(m): 12:30pm On Jan 29
ExudeLoveToAll:


I'm still yet to see the woman that will make me go violent against a man or against her because of cheating. The consequences will be severe but doesn't include physical violence against any of the parties , I don't have any business with the man physically, both of them will prefer I beat them which I will never do in this life.

The only reason I will lay my hands on anyone wether man or woman is during self defense, people take actions but are always not prepared for the consequences to their actions.

For you to bring your actions to fruition I will bring my consequences to fruition.
Someone is chilling in a jail as I type as a result of murdering a man he found kpanshing his wife.

Another went to jail for murder, came back after 11 years and found out that the woman has married his neighbour and they have moved on.

Me, I won't touch Una. Make Una Carry Una wahala go front. My life has other aspects beyond a woman

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Religion / Re: Pastor Jerry Eze Pays Food Vendor To Feed 1,000 Orphaned Children by GorillaApp(m): 1:15pm On Jan 28
OBTOREPA:
His year go soft, if you know you know
Does this really work. I have often heard people say this. Abeg enlighten me more
Crime / Re: Church Members Say Pastor Feyi Daniels Framed, Conviction Will Be Overturned by GorillaApp(m): 7:11pm On Jan 27
aktolly54:
If God called you as a minister, don't do counseling in office for single ladies, have them meet you at open place where people will see you but might not hear your discussion with them but you can meet couple in office for counseling since she will be with her husband. Just try avoid wahala. Infact anything concern woman affairs in church should be handle by your wife. Always try as much as possible avoid private meetings with woman
One pastor I know solved that by having a glass partition in his office. Some parts are frosted but other part is clear

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Education / Re: Hensard University Partners Zeb Ejiro, Top Scientists And Others by GorillaApp(m): 3:29pm On Jan 27
Zeb Ejiro is a walking, breathing legend of Nollywood.


In other news, we have genuine lands at Owerri, Benin, Asaba and Warri.
Politics / Re: Soldiers And Gunmen Clash In Mangu Plateau, Many Feared Killed by GorillaApp(m): 2:06pm On Jan 27
thesolutions:
The Man has been taken in.
You don't mean it? This country is dead

When that imam( can't remember his name now) wines and dine with terrorists, dem no see am arrest
I'm even doubting this news posted here by the op sef. Until I hear from people who reside there

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Politics / Re: LASG Orders Immediate Closure Of Lekki Conservation Centre After Viral Video by GorillaApp(m): 12:36pm On Jan 25
Why will the agency wait until it's dilapidated. They are waiting for someone to fall through and die before the respond.
Kudos Lagos state government for quick response.


Beautiful piece of land for sale at Asaba, Owerri, Benin and Warri.
Reach us

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: How Can I Do Voice-over On A Video I Recorded Please? by GorillaApp(m): 7:25pm On Jan 24
dawnomike:
CapCut
Thank you bro. Let me try it out
Art, Graphics & Video / How Can I Do Voice-over On A Video I Recorded Please? by GorillaApp(m): 4:39pm On Jan 24
I did a video a while ago but I noticed the audio wasn't good enough. I know there is an app or software or something I can use to do a voice over on the video
Kindly help a brother with suggestions how to go about This.
Tnx
Career / Re: I Relocated To US To Start My Career Again - Vincent Adeoba by GorillaApp(m): 10:58am On Jan 05
Timoleon:
Most of it reeks of complaints about a failed product really.

What businesses does your company have with NURTW? As a 'senior associate' with Pwc, you and your colleagues ought to know that your profit actually comes from cutting out the NURTW from your operations.

Good luck to you in your new sojourn.
did you read his post? please read again carefully this time. there is something called ease of doing business. in Nigeria, it's almost zero! he complained of multiple/high taxation, harassment, disruption of business activity, time wastage, damaging of company's property (you will also factor in repairs).
he complained of 20% of income going to NURTW and you waved it off nonchalantly. if 20% goes to NURTW, have you thought about other overheads? salaries, repairs, logistics, taxes, loans /refunds etc? who do you think will thrive with all these burdens?
the rabid support of our devilish government will be the death of this country someday.

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