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BusinessRe: Elon Musk Crosses $600bn Net Worth by GorillaApp(m): 1:27pm On Dec 16, 2025
Stephen0mozzy:
Can't even wrap my head around that amount 😂. These men have already transcended the economic realm of monetary wealth.

These ones deal with power and influence like gods. To hell with money.
The depth of this your post is haunting!
PoliticsRe: Egypt Attracted 43 Times More FDI Than Nigeria by GorillaApp(m): 7:14am On Dec 15, 2025
LegendHero:
They worked on a project during that period

Their 2025 FDI is almost 1/4 of that
Stop making all these nonsense excuses. Can't Nigeria also work on a project too,? Oh I forgot! The country is riddled with bandits, terrorists, killer Fulani herdsmen, kidnappers and UGM. Investors are not blind. Don't go looking for them, they are even the one looking for a safe haven to invest.
After these sycophancy, I wonder if Una brains fit ever return to normal
Technology MarketRe: 32 Inch Hisense TV For Sale by GorillaApp(op): 6:06pm On Dec 13, 2025
Still on sale. Contact number on siggy
Technology Market32 Inch Hisense TV For Sale by GorillaApp(op): 6:32pm On Dec 12, 2025
Hisense 32 inches TV for sale.
In pristine condition. Super clean.
Location is Warri
Price is 85k.
See my number in my siggy

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 6:30pm On Dec 12, 2025
Hisense 32 inches TV for sale.
In pristine condition. Super clean.
Location is Warri
Price is 85k.
See my number in my siggy

FamilyRe: Bed Bugs Don Invade My Home!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 4:58pm On Dec 12, 2025
Xmen149:
No powder or pesticide can kill it. Only successful result from all research is that it they don't survive high temperature..

Look for were to borrow hot steamer (looks like vacuum cleaner and use on all conners.

In absence of that get kerosene and heat it,.pour into a pointy container and start work with it(kerosene retains heat for long and can sip into tightly knitted stuffs). Be sure to keep it very hot.

Boil big quantities of hot water and soak everyone's cloth before you start. cheesy everyone must wear only pants on the operation day. After doing the laundry iron every dam thing.

If possible keep everyone out of the house for the weekend and do this for 3days Friday evening after work, Saturday and Sunday. On Monday get cleaners to clean the house. I bet you with half of the country everything will die.

Budget money for gas because any liquid (kerosene,water etc)you will be using must be sitting on fire continuously pretty hot.

Good luck and happy hunting
I had an ugly experience many years ago. My neighbour used to place his mattress at the backyard. I didn't know there was a reason he was doing so, so I took mine mattress out one day and that was it. Bedbugs followed it in.
What I did was to go to a big shop where they sell chemicals. I asked the owner to mix a concoction that will eliminate bedbugs. Took the mixture home and sprayed every inch of my apartment. I left the house for two days and slept in a hotel.
By the time we returned, it was like a chemical bomb was detonated ( i guessed that's what all thr little animals in the house would have said before giving up the ghost). The chemical wiped off every dammn animal including innocent wall geckos. That was the end of bedbugs.
PoliticsRe: Zones That Have Access To Water Supply, From Top To Bottom by GorillaApp(m): 10:29am On Dec 10, 2025
ColdHunter:
I think I can understand why this may be so.

In the South East, most households drill their own borehole due to little to no government provision for water distribution or a failed water board system. Also, you don't need to go very deep in the SE to get clean water, except in Enugu state where the terrain makes it difficult.

While in the SW especially Lagos, the cost of industrial drilling to enable clean water and the likely treatment setup that must follow due to bad unclean water levels will discourage anyone from drilling.
Have you been to the south east? The answer is no. I have lived in both SS/SE. Drilling a borehole in the east is a huge project. It is very expensive because the water table is far below the earth crust. However, in most regions the SS, just digging some few feets down and you will come across water. Sometimes, digging a soak away/ septic tank might be a problem as water will be gushing out from the ground. I had a funny experience will trying to erect a clothe line. I was using a cutlass to make a small hole where the poles will go in and surprisingly, water started seeping out! That's why I find it shocking that the SE can be up there too with the kind of terrain they have. Kudos to them
PoliticsRe: Adeleke: Remi Tinubu Speaks On The Drama In Osun State by GorillaApp(m): 8:34am On Dec 10, 2025
Remi Tinubu seem to have an agbero vibes around her
PoliticsRe: Adeleke: Remi Tinubu Speaks On The Drama In Osun State by GorillaApp(m): 8:22am On Dec 10, 2025
BondRiv:
Honestly, you should be ashamed of this comment. This level of thinking stagnates a nation.
Why should he be ashamed? Pls educate me
PoliticsRe: Christians Genocide: US Congress Delegation Visits Benue State by GorillaApp(m): 6:48pm On Dec 08, 2025
keymatt:
Let me dive into your madness and engage with you. Among the mass shooters in America, give us example of:
- Those deliberately left to escape.
- Repentant shooters employed into American Army.
- Shooters that were arrested and never tried and convicted.

I'll wait.

MODIFIED:
As fellow Nairalander rightly adds some:
- Mass Shooters given huge dollars in bribes to stop mass shooting.
- Mass shooters posing for pictures and selfies with American police.
- Shooters seen having negotiations with mayors, govs and top US govt officials.

Nigerian govt are aiding and sponsoring Islamist terrorists to impose SHARIA across Nigeria.
Bless you for your response. Kudos
CrimeRe: Asari Dokubo Shows Off His Cars And Mosque (picture & Video) by GorillaApp(m): 6:36pm On Dec 08, 2025
AlphaTaikun:
That village residence of Asari Dokubo is very vast and he has a great taste in top-notch cars.

However, Asari Dokubo has to URGENTLY go for body slimming with several available slimming regimens and options out there. I could hear him struggling with his breath through the video (and towards the last 10 seconds as he walked to his mosque), Asari has ballooned obviously beyond his usual big size.
There's really NO virtue in being obese and he would develop complications from being overweight. Some of my favorite rappers Big Pun and my main man Heavy D all passed on due partly to complications from obesity.
What slimming regimen can you recommend? Pls I am no where near asari o. Just want to shed a few pounds
CrimeRe: Asari Dokubo Shows Off His Cars And Mosque (picture & Video) by GorillaApp(m): 6:33pm On Dec 08, 2025
Shedrack777:
Who noticed that when he face the camera and wanted to talk, he was not pleased with the image he saw on the camera. My guy look like a toad
Bad mouth no go keel you o cheesy cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Pastor’s Daughter, Ibukun Otesile, Kidnapped In Oyo by GorillaApp(m): 6:05pm On Dec 08, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
“I learned she was kidnapped at the gate in front of her house at General Gas. Only God knows what she was doing there, where she went, or who she was with,” Olanrewaju said


Somebody was kidnapped in front of her house and this man is asking what she's doing there? Is this man okay?
Very dumb question. I thought I was the only one that felt irked by the crazy question
TravelRe: Owerri Is Getting Ready For Christmas (Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 11:22pm On Dec 07, 2025
Broveens42:
Pic1: Owerri waterfront
Pic 2: Area H
Pic 3: New Owerri
That picture looks like control. Enjoyed myself couple of weeks ago. I was at great western.
Looking forward to visit again
PoliticsRe: Sa'adu Abubakar: Sultan Of Sokoto's Career As a Military Officer by GorillaApp(m): 11:24am On Dec 06, 2025
EarthKing:
If you wonder why the army has not made any significant progress in combating insurgency, wonder no more.

🐕 Don't eat 🐕
This is so clear like day light!
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Offers To Cover Funeral Costs For Victims Of American Mass Shooting by GorillaApp(m): 2:05pm On Dec 04, 2025
Orlandoo:
This one don't know that Americans don't fall for eye service. He thinks this is Nigeria where you can do and undo with your money. Let's see how it goes.
You are correct. A deep apology and taking responsibility for any fvckkk upp would have been better. Americans like apologies and owning up to your fault and mistakes. Him think say this na Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Enugu Government Arms Forest Guards With Modern Riffles (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 9:17am On Dec 04, 2025
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AFTERALL, UNDER WHICH LAW IS FULANI CARRYING AK47?
My brother, if I be governor, the president go fear me sef. I will get a unit made up of mercenaries from blackwater or other mercenary groups. I will make sure they are black Americans so they can fit into the populace undercover. Don't want any media reporting that my state is engaging mercenaries. I will try to get special forces like seals, rangers or Delta forces who are retired. Get like 10 of them and mix with these guys. There role? They are Interceptors. Tactical unit that go for search and rescue missions only. These other guys can do daily patrol and reconnaissance. Under 6 months, all these vampires would have been buried underground. EOD
PoliticsRe: Enugu Government Arms Forest Guards With Modern Riffles (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 9:03am On Dec 04, 2025
kingbee90:
I think this would go a long way in protecting the good people of Enugu state from terrorists they pamper as bandits.
That's a shotgun not an assault rifle but it is good anyway. If I were a governor, they would carry pump action in the day and in full glare of camera but at night and away from camera, those dudes will be armed with tactical assault rifles. Go figure!
PoliticsRe: Not All Bandits Are Criminals – Bello Matawalle (Throwback Video) by GorillaApp(m): 12:17pm On Dec 03, 2025
Iagos:
Chaiiii!!! His English is really terrible. Like, really, really terrible. How did he even become a minister?
My exact question! How did this one become a minister? How can Nigeria progress with people like these in position of authority
CelebritiesRe: 'Natasha Abuses Drugs, Beats 2Face Idibia' - Ex-Manager Kaka & CutieJuls by GorillaApp(m): 7:38pm On Dec 02, 2025
FreeStuffsNG:
Smh.
You are busy watching her video ba?

When will people watch your own video?
Will you just shut up! I know people who knows her closely and they hinted me all these even before marriage was conducted. Natasha na agbero.
PoliticsRe: Inmates Declare Kanu President Inside Sokoto Prisons by GorillaApp(m): 12:09pm On Nov 28, 2025
BrokenTV:
You are a kid, if you are not a kid you will know that the righteous can also be prosecuted.
leave the imp. Great men have also tasted prison life. it truly defines them from shady unstable characters.
Nelson Mandela
mahatma Ghandhi
Martin Luther king Jnr
Kwame Nkrumah
Malcolm X
Jomo Kenyatta.

help me put these names in your post
RomanceRe: Why I Lost Interest After Meeting A Pretty And Intelligent Lady by GorillaApp(m): 2:41pm On Oct 30, 2025
Exceed15:
If the bearing of native name is important keep searching then.
some of una get comprehension problem for this forum aswear. he said the babe wants nothing to do with her igbo identity. it goes deeper than just names.

op, as a proud igbo man myself, that's the right thing to do. it will bring lots of problem in the future
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Defends Himself In Court After Sacking All His Lawyers (video) by GorillaApp(m): 8:16pm On Oct 23, 2025
My respect for this man has soared In the last few days. The government are looking weaker and weaker by the day
FoodRe: What's This Called In Your Native Language? by GorillaApp(m): 4:40am On Oct 18, 2025
njokuuche77:
African velvet tamarind fruit
Ncheku
Liki liki
grin
thank you for the english name
HealthRe: My Wife Has Pcos And Haven't Gotten Pregnant . Kindly Provide Solutions Pls. by GorillaApp(m): 10:20pm On Oct 15, 2025
mosesdejaviano:
I have written on this three years ago.

Check my post on it down below

https://www.nairaland.com/7390955/ovarian-cysts-diet
Thank you for sharing
HealthRe: My Wife Has Pcos And Haven't Gotten Pregnant . Kindly Provide Solutions Pls. by GorillaApp(m): 7:08pm On Oct 15, 2025
mosesdejaviano:
Let me say this as a registered dietitian, PCOS can be reversed, PCOS is best managed with lifestyle changes. This include dietary changes, exercise and other lifestyle changes. Within three months there should be a visible change which include stable monthly flow and others...

I have personally managed women with PCOS.

I want to say this, PCOS is easy to reverse.

Consult a registered dietitian to help your wife with proper tailored personalized lifestyle change to reverse the PCOS
Why not share the tips here you used.
PoliticsRe: Hardship Will Soon Be Over, Shettima Assures Nigerians by GorillaApp(m): 4:27am On Oct 15, 2025
Afrobasic:
Nigerian politicians are the luckiest people on the planet.

They repeat the same lies over and over and over and the gullible masses gulp it up everytime. undecided

#Zoo #FailedState
It's mind boggling how they can tell this lie with a straight face over and over again. I'm sure in their private recess they must be laughing their heads off at the docility and gullibility of some Nigerians. For Me, I can't be deceived
CelebritiesRe: D’Angelo, R&B Grammy-award Winning Singer, Dies Aged 51 by GorillaApp(m): 4:13am On Oct 15, 2025
Ciroelgrande:
What a legend gone too soon! D'Angelo's soulful voice and genre-bending sound left an indelible mark on R&B and beyond. His iconic song "Untitled (How Does It Feel)" still gives me chills. Rest in peace, D'Angelo. Your music will continue to inspire and uplift us.
The song was designed to give you chills. You must have great taste in music
CelebritiesRe: D’Angelo, R&B Grammy-award Winning Singer, Dies Aged 51 by GorillaApp(m):
NotOfThisWorld:
Such shocking news. A very talented, gentle man, gentleman and kind soul. May his soul rest in peace. I hope him and Angie Stone are together, singing beautiful melodies together. May they rest in eternal peace.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAfuUZRou7g?si=xaupi7zJdAs90Li-
You must have goo :Pd taste in music. This song you posted just took me back to my nysc service days. Wish I could turn back the hands of time.
PoliticsRe: Kelvin Oniarah: The Notorious Kidnap Kingpin Pardoned By President Tinubu by GorillaApp(m): 5:39pm On Oct 12, 2025
tammie24:
what's the function of committee?

School na scam!
You be proper Oolodo. Whether a committee or twenty committee prepared this, the president must approve it before it flies. That's why it's called a presidential pardon.
Stop disgracing your lineage

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