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Politics / Re: Lagos Guber: You Want One Nigeria, Yet You Want Igbos To Leave Lagos - Aloy by GorillaApp(m): 11:49pm On Mar 13, 2023
thesicilian:
You don't go to a man's house and start telling him his household is a no man's land. If you do that he has every right to walk you out. If you want to be respected in a foreign land, you first have to respect yourself and behave respectfully. And if someday the throne manages to get to you for one reason or the other, you still should never forget your place and the need to remain humble to your hosts.

I'm truly disappointed this is coming from you. You know better bro. I don't reside in Lagos but I visit occasionally. the lame excuse that Igbos call Lagos no man's land does not hold water.
Everyone knows Lagos belongs to the yorubas. I haven't seen any Igbo man or group laying claim to Lagos.
I first heard the Lagos is a no man's land on nairaland made as fun to poke you guys.

The Igbos adore their heritage and will always return to it at every slightest opportunity.

It is baffling how the yorubas forget the real ominous threat knocking on their door- the Fulani expansionist agenda taking over lands in the middle belt, Benue and Yoruba lands.
I was happy when Amotekun was floated to tackle this issue, yet it is the Igbo man who goes about his business peacefully and has never even raised a stick in an act of aggression towards grabbing your land that is the threat.
It is mind boggling how you denied your son Gbadebo and Brandon him Ipob because he declared under labor party. This is really shocking.
I'm beginning to see some Yoruba folks in a new light. I still respect some of them because I have them as friends here and even my tenant who live free in my house in the village is Yoruba.
Business / Re: Naira Scarcity Wahala, What I Went Through This Morning by GorillaApp(m): 9:45pm On Mar 12, 2023
ahnie:

Another oniovo spotted.

You're covered in all spheres be that.your monetary immunity long pass semovita sack
Lol at monetary immunity
Business / Re: Naira Scarcity Wahala, What I Went Through This Morning by GorillaApp(m): 9:39pm On Mar 12, 2023
ahnie:
I knew I was in Nigeria when I trekked for one hour as early this morning.
Shame didn't even catch me cheesy cheesy

What I haven't done before cheesy cheesy the experience was killing.


Painment was I had to borrow 100naira to come back to my place of business.

Sofia pains was all the sales I made today were mainly transferred into my acct,some sef I never see alerts.

Foolishness was only #300 followed me home at all at all naim bad.

The other day I bought 10k and the charges was 3k, honestly e pain me.

So this night after looking for POS,I saw someone I knew he was merciful to collect #200 for #1500.
For my mind....I be the richest woman in nigeria cheesy cheesy

Tomorrow I m definitely gonna queue at accessbank and wildraw money, because I cannot imagine dashing someone 4k.


So guys how have you guys bn surviving?
Well, I have been lucky. Madam works in the financial sector. Her sister own a shop in igbudu market and just two weeks ago someone came to my office and paid me for a deal, 100k cash.
But I feel pained for others

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Autos / Re: Neat Abuja Used Honda Accord Baby Boy For 750k -sold by GorillaApp(m): 1:22pm On Mar 12, 2023
robinso01:
Are you selling the owner with the car?
grin

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Education / Re: Do You Ever Regret Getting A Degree? by GorillaApp(m): 6:43am On Mar 12, 2023
Tohsynetita1:


Best thing is to go and think of how to make money, if you make money schooling will be easy and not a time wasted one. To me, anything education in Nigeria is over, I can't study anymore in Nigeria, I prefer to gather the money and do a business within some months. After making money, I will then leave. Ave done research on watermelon farming, have got land, got haulage service, got buyers in Lagos, just to plant by November and sell by January, within 3 months, expenses of 150k will make me about 3millions. Watermelon, cucumber, peppers, tomatoes are plants not really planted in South West, Majority plants cassava,maize, yam. The plants above takes time unlike the former plants. All ripe within 3 months, in 3 months, you make your money, No amount you can take to places like Lagos that will be enough for them. Lagos population is about 22million, so, consumption is high there. An acre should give about 3000 fruits of it. If you continue getting degree without using the degree to work or make tangible income, You might be wasting your time unknowingly. Have planted watermelon before, only on a subsistence base.
Can I reach you privately on this? Help a broda man
Celebrities / Re: Popular South African Musician Costa Titch Slumps, Dies On Stage (Video/Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 6:36am On Mar 12, 2023
superCleanworks:


you should have simply ended it with Condolences to his family but, once again, you chose to use this avenue to show you are a jerk.
fu*ck off.
Well, he is correct

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Writes Off Cser Over Arrest Of Pastor Paul Enenche Of Dunamis Ministry by GorillaApp(m): 8:36pm On Mar 10, 2023
Dey should go and sit down
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 3:04pm On Mar 10, 2023
Giditailor:
Rotating plastic leather chair. 20k.

WhatsApp - ‪0704.363.463.39
Tried calling. Line not connecting
Politics / Re: Desmond Elliot Donates New Transformers To His Constituents Ahead Of Election by GorillaApp(m): 2:09pm On Mar 10, 2023
Hambivert:
You can't give me my money value or property back and call it a donation. Even if you don't have the fear of God, don't you have sense?

The loose definition of donation suggest it means a somewhat philanthropic exercise of giving something without the sparogative intention of expecting a reward.

Here, I think Desmond is only fulfilling his constitutional duty which probably he had deprived his constituents of. So this shouldn't be called a donation, except it was privately financed 100%.
Thank you. Why do Nigerians like celebrating their employers
Business / Re: Come With Me To Get A Human Size Mirror At Aluminium Village, Dopemu! by GorillaApp(m): 12:19pm On Mar 09, 2023
Beremx:
Surprisingly I don't have a standing mirror in my house. Dunno why I don't want to have one. Maybe cos my son will break it. I use only face mirror and that's it

Ehmm! I don't even have mirror in my house. I can't remember the last time I stared at a conventional mirror. Maybe, over a decade or more. I make do with window panes and phone screens.
People wey dey sell mirror fit go out of business if it's just only my type on earth.
Btw, I'm handsome.

I'm sure I'm not a conventional guy.

Cc pocohantas

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Business / Re: Come With Me To Get A Human Size Mirror At Aluminium Village, Dopemu! by GorillaApp(m): 9:47am On Mar 09, 2023
pocohantas:
They were so happy and friendly. They asked me to take pictures of them and post on TikTok. That they are not scammers and are not hiding either. Hahahaha!
Good one. Where can I get office furnitures, chairs and tables. Those aluminium types.
Thank you adaukwu.

I'm not in Lagos
Celebrities / Re: Stephen Muoka Behind Viral ‘Eluu P' Song, Obidient Anthem Crooner by GorillaApp(m): 6:11pm On Mar 08, 2023
Ellu P nwanne

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Phones / Re: Telcos Migrate To Harmonised Short Codes, Collapse Individual Short Codes May 17 by GorillaApp(m): 1:47pm On Mar 08, 2023
Buddha3:


Why do some of you Nigerians find it difficult to read and properly understand?

This is how you will log out of nairaland later in the day, then end up passing false information to people who were not equally opportune to read the news for themselves.

How you even take pass exams for the schools wey you go.. ?
I won't resort to trading insults with you. That will make two fools.
Have a nice day friend
Phones / Re: Telcos Migrate To Harmonised Short Codes, Collapse Individual Short Codes May 17 by GorillaApp(m): 11:12am On Mar 08, 2023
Why don't they inform people before hand? They just suspended the services and are now telling us now.
Why do they like inflicting pain on the people?

It's a good one though

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Politics / Re: Ayo Fayose On Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour's Candidacy by GorillaApp(m): 11:08am On Mar 08, 2023
9jahotblog:
no one listen to the Pdp betrayal in Ekiti State and in Yoruba Land in general. GRV is the people’s choice joor. Accept the reality already. The voice of youths will speak loudly on March 11th governorship Election
I'm a core obidient but what is the track record of this guy?

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Politics / Re: INEC Removes Alhassan Doguwa’s Name From Reps-Elect List by GorillaApp(m): 2:27pm On Mar 07, 2023
lazynairalander1:
Inec is becoming a national international embarrassment, how did we get to this point as a nation?

It's just a matter of time all stolen mandates will be returned. Buhari has once again proven that some persons are born to be failures no matter how many opportunity you give them.
It is just amazing how buhari keeps failing in even the simplest of things. It is truly mind-boggling
Health / Re: Midlife Crisis: Am I Slowly Becoming Addicted To Alcohol? by GorillaApp(m): 2:52pm On Mar 03, 2023
Well, I'm on the other end of the spectrum. Since last year, I have been cutting down on alcohol. My wife is even shocked. I have had over a carton of can beers in my house since the beginning of this year but I have only drank two.
Years back, there would be days I would return from work with a burning taste for a can of beer. I drink responsibly every week and enjoy buying for others.
But nowadays, I'm becoming more pure. I hardly hang out with friends or visit the bars and lounge near my hood. People are beginning to think that I'm a pastor.

Op one word- quit!

It will end in tears

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Says He Is Responsible For David Hundeyin's Troubles At Oxford Uni by GorillaApp(m): 2:43pm On Mar 03, 2023
Donjazet2:
I just want to hope and believe that nigerians are still not falling for the APC propaganda group on this platform.

Please be very aware that certain group of accounts here are not casual users and readers like you and I. People are paid to propagate the specific type of information a d narrative they want.. they attempt to shape and manipulate public opinion.

Accounts like Ihordspy, mannabbqgril, seunmssg, freestuff, femisplashh, these are paid propagandist of the APC digital media arm.

When you see the posts from this people with almost similar number of likes, know that it is coordinated. They are not casual users! They are paid for public propaganda and to push favorable party narratives.

To be forewarned is to be forearmed..

Please spread this message for others to know. Copy and paste it so that users here will not fall victim to the information war
Thank you bro. We know their foolish antics already
Politics / Re: The Quest To Reconquer Alaigbo Begins by GorillaApp(m): 10:53am On Mar 03, 2023
Pls no one should argue or respond to this clown
He is looking for someone to roll in the mud with. Don't bring yourself down to his level

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Politics / Re: Without Winning FCT, A President Cannot Be Legally Declared — Ozoani by GorillaApp(m): 10:39am On Mar 03, 2023
demoBaba:



My point is that Obi can't win presidential election with only his zone vote ( South East and South South)

He need to negotiate power from others zones.
I really don't want to argue but there are people who say he won other places like nasarawa and Benue etc.
I'm not going to argue with anyone
Politics / Re: Without Winning FCT, A President Cannot Be Legally Declared — Ozoani by GorillaApp(m): 8:13pm On Mar 02, 2023
demoBaba:



Did Buhari win FCT in 2019.

This is 2019 presidential results in FCT.
That something is done in breech does not make it right.

That's why we are where we are today
Politics / Re: Now That INEC Chairman, Mahmoud Yakubu, Has Done His Worst By Ikechukwu Amaechi by GorillaApp(m): 3:34pm On Mar 02, 2023
Johnthum:
Peter Obi won the election with 10 million votes.

Buhari should come out and swear that Peter Obi did not win this election, then i will never comment on this election matter again 💯
Are you for real?
Pls how did you arrive at that
Politics / Re: Without Winning FCT, A President Cannot Be Legally Declared — Ozoani by GorillaApp(m): 3:25pm On Mar 02, 2023
kollinzgee:
To gain admission into a university you must have at least 5 credits in five subjects with math and english.
Saying tinubu won the election withoue 25% in fct means you are saying you just need 5credits wthout maths and english to gain admission.
Well explained. Only if they Will agree
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Harassed In The East Not To Vote Unless You Agree To Vote Peter Obi by GorillaApp(m): 9:34am On Feb 26, 2023
Nature12:


Violence is Violence every where.

you can post about it I'm not stopping you.

I'm saying what I witnessed I'm in Rivers State not in Lagos State.
Violence is violence anywhere abi?
Yet you singled out a particular tribe and one random incident and you went to town badmouthing a full race!

You governor wike has been forcing inec officials to change results in favour of APC. You didn't see that too, you hypocrite.

You are so pathetic and biased. Gosh.

Condemn violence everywhere and don't let your hatred blind you
There is a report that a market with majority Igbo traders in Maiduguri has been set on fire because Obi won there.
I'm sure you won't see anything wrong with that.

I'm done arguing with little minds like you. You can believe whatever you, I don't give a hoot.
Good day
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are Harassed In The East Not To Vote Unless You Agree To Vote Peter Obi by GorillaApp(m): 7:09am On Feb 26, 2023
Nature12:


You calling live event I know of fake news,

I'm not telling you I read it from news ooo my guy was involved.

But even if Jesus Tell you he is the savior now and not your candidate you will call him Fake.
I'm sure you didn't see how thugs and urchins attacked and chased away voters in Lagos abi?
Be there fooling your generation!

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Politics / Re: After Saving Governors From Embarrassment, Buhari Gets Betrayed - Bashir Ahmad by GorillaApp(m): 9:04pm On Feb 24, 2023
Mylove55:
you will not be allowed to vote
Lol.
In your dreams.

And how did you know he/she is under age

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Politics / Re: After Saving Governors From Embarrassment, Buhari Gets Betrayed - Bashir Ahmad by GorillaApp(m): 7:28pm On Feb 24, 2023
Mylove55:
how old are you,
You look like under 18
And how is that your business?

Why not carry your investigation to the north where this is rife

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Politics / Re: After Saving Governors From Embarrassment, Buhari Gets Betrayed - Bashir Ahmad by GorillaApp(m): 7:25pm On Feb 24, 2023
madapcmod:
APC Vs APC

Wetin concerns me

I just dey admire my PVC since morning. A good weapon in my hand to end APC reign tomorrow.

If Una like ban Buhari from APC after Thieeeefnubu fails, he no concern me

ObiDatti of LP on my mind tomorrow

Good bless you as you join hands in repositioning Nigeria tomorrow. Let retire these vampires

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Politics / Re: EFCC Intercepts ₦‎32.4 Million Cash Meant For Vote-Buying In Lagos by GorillaApp(m): 6:53pm On Feb 24, 2023
wallarwallar:
This won't be fake news to them .. Bastard generation and I really don't understand dis EFCC wen.police made arrest in Rivers State we knew who they arrested and where the.money came.from but dis useless agency won't give any update on that. Na so den talk say 400 billion discovered in tinubu House which they later denied
Doesn't it point to the fact that this money may be connected to the ruling party that's why they are shielding the identity?
Whe.n it was PDP, they gleefully announced it
Politics / Re: EFCC Intercepts ₦‎32.4 Million Cash Meant For Vote-Buying In Lagos by GorillaApp(m): 6:42pm On Feb 24, 2023
blabulu2000:


if all these aforementioned names is the Presidential candidates ... These same Nymairi people could have poisoned your mind and made you see reasons why you should not vote for them.


There is more to this election than what you are seeing on the surface.
For your information, I rooted for Osibanjo. I so much loved that man. When people where attacking him and calling him names, I stood and defended wherever I could. I was devastated when Tinubu out-moneyed him

I would have preferred akinwumi ambode, adeshina, even fashola and Sanwo olu would have gotten my approval.

See guy, between tinubu and Atiku, I would prefer a tinubu. Heck! If it was the Tinubu of 10years ago or the Tinubu of nadeco era, I would have supported him, but the Tinubu of today, truth be told is far gone. He is not in complete grasp of his mental faculty. He is old and frail and his body is far spent. It's natural- it's not a curse.

So my dear man, as it stands, Obi is it. I have. Lots of Yoruba friends with a good head on their shoulders and they are obidient.

Cc:bluev

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