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Bahamas95:
A child less than 2 years?

Oh my bad. You mean baby. I thought you said babe

Bahamas95:
My baby like this song eh! As she dey hear her name inside body go just dey sweet her like sugar.



I'm beginning to suspect Flavour is her favourite artist...... She doesn't joke with a particular song done by Flavour and that Tanzanian guy, can't remember his name now. Whenever BERNA is playing and it moves to another track she would start crying until I put it on replay.

Should we tell this Oga?.
Flavour is her secret crush. No ever carry her go near any of flavour show o! You go vex come back.

saintruky:
Mine was a scary one.. i entered d plane at Okuokoko airport... Quite sadly d plane refused to take off

Abeg which Okuokoko airport? Osubi? Abi na that plane carcass wey dey Okuokoko?

brain54:
On salary of 105k...

My thoughts exactly. Got 3 sets of modest native wear for 150k. This guy needs to explain something.

Pootle:
i registered a ford ecoline under p&g in 2018 for supply of their product to different locations in lagos and ogun state, trips within lagos back then was 37k regardless of the distance within lagos. but the vehicle need to be registered under a logistic company registered under the company and the vehicle too will be registered under the company. the amount will per trip would have increase compare to the 37 of then. and i pay the logistic company 4k per trip for using there name

Sweet deal! Who was in charge of maintenance? P & G?

Pootle:
go into haulage, register under companies and supply there product,

WARNING: dont go into passenger transport the vehicle will wear on time and you wont enjoy yourself

Can you give more info on this please

fregmath:
See am now, Go School you nor gree..see wetin u dey write for public space.

Get knowledge .

Pls can you educate me why is position is wrong?

SmartPolician:
You people don't understand what's happening and haven't made efforts to find out. I've listened to South Africans argue that their companies are resorting to cheap labour from black foreigners as against their nationals.

He gave an example of how they go on strike to demand pay rise only for their companies to fire them and hire foreigners who are ready to settle for peanuts. Their anger, in my honest opinion, is valid!

Valid how? They should remove smart from your moniker. So attacking people and gunning down innocent people is justified right? Smh.

xauwarrior:
Unless you don't read novels or textbooks. This is not long and his story is interesting.

Nigerians hate reading.

Three things caught my attention.
A man in touch with his intuition,
A woman who Is loyal and obedient and a man who acts without delay.
Stay safe.

abbasajao:
This your excuse is very lame.
Who is pursuing him that is waka around?
Are you saying is so dirty that he doesn't change cloth when dirty hence the black colour.

Is he aware you are making this excuse for him?

You should be very ashamed of yourself. Because he wears black most times that has now become the yardstick for calling him minister of bereavement? Oh, he visits people who are bereaved or who recently suffered a calamity. I no really blame Una. You guys have been raped for so long that you don't know what an empathic government look like. You prefer a Tinubu that will stop at the airport and return home after few minutes instead of visiting the victims of horrible crime ocassioned by his ineptitude.

Guyman02:
Nostalgic moments, we made our own toys, the boy that owned a FIFA sized ball was automatically respected because if you disrespect him you won't play his ball.
We could just decide to go to the next village or even enter a forest without informing our parents, all that matters is to be at home at sunset.
There was real laughter with friends and we played hard all day.
To toast a girl you spent several weeks cramming your first line of what to say to her face to face and the moment you see her all that you crammed will disappear from your brain and you will end up greeting her Good Afternoon Ma in confusion no text messages

Unlike now that ladies parade the streets wearing very tight leggings that shows their camel toes and Kpékus Kpomo in public as if they want to rub it on your face, back then to see a lady's pants spread outside can give a man 'hardon' because it was hard to see because they will wear pants, then wear Half Shimmy to cover the pants, before their skirts

Every good footballer in the neighbourhood took the name of a Super Eagles player or a World Cup player and even till date many of them still retain those names such as Pele, Ogaba, Inzaghi, Socrates, Maradona, Odegbami, Gattuso etc

We never discriminated against ourselves on the bases of tribe and religion because we played inter street football competitions during holidays with improvised trophies and anyone on your team was your best brother and we have girls cheering us to victory which led to breaking of legs as we play with passion to impress the girls who are watching and calling our names from the sides, nothing makes you feel like a man pass that one

After the matches we limp back home like Spartan boys with serious pains on our ankles after a vicious tackle from a bully on the opposing team who is bitter that you disgraced him by dribbling pass him in front of Sikira and Ngozi that he has been planning to toast and we keep hoping that Mama won't find out about our injuries as we try hard to conceal pretend that all is well, we were really built tough in those days.
but trust mothers in those days, their intelligence and detectives abilities is more than CIA and DSS, they will still find out and use boiling water and fire to fix that dislocation and all you can do is scream like a goat while they are at it, nothing like going to see an Orthopaedic doctor, na our Mama be our Orthopaedic doctors

I remember the boys holding me down while my mother placed a knife on fire with drops of red oil on it. Once the oil starts sizzling, it would be directed to you nail injury and dropped there as you screamed your lungs out!
This was your tetanus injection.
I will never forget the day my mother flung a slippers at me. I was coming out from the kitchen holding a bowl of soup without wearing boxers or pants. I can't really remember what I did or said but the next thing I saw was a slippers hurtling towards me at top speed. There was no time to evade it and it knocked the plate of hot, spicy soup off my hands. Sadly, the contents of the plate poured on my little J.T and omo, the thing pepper me like hell! I was screaming madly like a demon- possessed man. My mum had to rush me to the bathroom to wash off. She pleaded profusely with me not to be angry, eventually bribing me with something.
Our childhood was fun

Wickedfact:
The biggest tragedy of the civil war is the inferiority complex and victim mentality it infused in majority of Igbos.
It drives their interactions with other Nigerians.

Why not address the salient question he raised:Where did the loot go? Why are they not chasing after that money?
I'm a proud Igbo man. So are my kith and kins. This inferiority complex you speak of is just in your mind. Look around you and see a sea of proud and successful igbo men.

Voug:
You dont need any knee replacement, there are formulas that work like magic and you will see impact within days

Drop the information so others can learn

Smithwilliams826:
Have you tried native? I used AKOKO leave for mine.

What's the popular name for the leave

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Ibos sud endeavor to get enlisted in the military Ooo.......

What if someday bandits try to run over the country and each geopolitical zone r meant to defend themselves who then will they turn too......

At least get the training Incase of incasity

Don't worry about that. We have thought of it and it's a non-issue. We will train our able-bodied men when the need arises.

keemsleek:
Una don start again. U guys did worse than this d last time. Its time to think deeper not all this for gram show. Politics is more than paid show. Una no dey learn it's not by noise making its all about planning.

Pls help me. Think deeper how? Give me instances.

Ishilove:
I'm sure when aliens from outer space finally arrive this Planet Earth, one of them will be looking for his Igbo father.

Igbo men with their amu oku be spreading their seed everywhere.

You no well o

You cracked me up

MarketDispatch:
Man to man, you’re setting yourself up for frustration, stress, and disappointment if you go into that marriage the way you’re planning.

An uncooperative partner will drain you emotionally and physically even to the point where basic intimacy becomes a problem. That’s not the kind of foundation you want to build on.

Right now, the risk is completely one-sided. She has nothing at stake financially, while you’re putting everything on the line. That imbalance alone can create long-term issues.
If this marriage is meant to be a true partnership, then there has to be shared commitment not just in words, but in action.
Out of the 3 million budget, let her contribute 1 million while you cover 2 million.
That way, both of you are invested, both of you have something to protect, and both of you are entering the marriage with equal seriousness.

Even if na 500k sef the girl wan contribute, e for make small sense.

@op.
I see you buying both salt and Maggi when you finally settle down. She will have to wait for you to return home before she buy even a fvking needle!
It will be very frustrating, I can tell you that.

AMINDA:
On the anniversary of his first year in office, he unveiled the World's largest portrait at Eagle Square on June 12. It was a portrait of himself. It is also conspicuous that he has never mentioned Abiola or done anything for his legacy since assumption to power. Buhari did more for Abiola than the man who benefitted the most from his legacy.

I have almost forgotten that there was a portrait like this. Tinubu loves to be worshipped. EOD

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Thank you. I will check it out

dragunov:
Guy, we have peeped into the realm where kings are made. Obi was seen eating with dogs. Know that and know peace.

Alright. Spiritual king maker

dragunov:
And you think that by doing this, Obi will become president? De play.

The finality with which you people say this is very laughable. Are you people now God? To decide who becomes ruler or not?

illicit:
So you were waiting for the mishap or you orchestrated it...?

U were dressed in black already waiting for the news

What were u doing with Gumi, are u guys friends?

I hope you said this same sheet when Tinubu and APC was attacking Jonathan? What's good for goose is good for gander

Timoleon:
Cutlass wey go rust inside grave. Their spirituality didn't save them when they were alive, but it wants to avenge them. When Nigerians ready to hold their fate in their hands, they will bury their spirituality.

While I agree that we over spiritualise somethings, this ritual does work. Though the ones I have seen, it's elders that do it and there are specific incantations that's involved. The late child is dead and gone but demons are activated to go in pursuit of the killers. I have seen it happened In delta state.

mariovito:
She didn't have to go to that airport to meet the mannequin in chief. Courtesy and convention demands that the one paying the condolence visit goes to the house of the bereaved and not the bereaved going to meet the visitor somewhere.

Thank you. If na me, I go no fvking where!
If the president cannot deem it necessary to see me, he should remain in his palace or airport

LegendHero:
The minister of defense himself is a Christian from the middlebelt

E go touch you one day. Go Mark this day for calender.

Kobicove:
Why was he so desperate to work for the company?

Did they bury your placenta in the company?

Showed you didn't read the post. I thoroughly enjoyed it because I understand what he was talking about and I am on the verge of doing what he did.

LabStores:
Just few years ago (LESS THAN FIVE YEARS), a crate was not even up to ₦1,000.

Does this means that Nigerians will soon be buying one egg for up to ₦500 at restaurants?

Egg is supposed to be the cheapest and the most affordable food and source of protein. In fact in many parts of the world, egg is subsidised and cheaper than water.

What kind of government is this?
No light
No food
Waiting for all those senseless and defenders of evil and GREEDY PEOPLE to also blame it on the war in the middle East.

I remembered when I used to buy crate 600 Naira. In year 2000.

Ishilove:
Good thing he kept repeating "in my opinion", because it really is his opinion.

Most of the things he said up there are largely true. EOD