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Business / Re: I Couldn't Keep The Money; I'm A Child Of God — Nigerian Who Returned $14,000 by GorillaApp(m): 9:37am On Jul 03
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
It's good to be good.....

When you've got a good and Godly conscience, another person property no go enter your eyes at all... Infact, returning other people's misplaced properties go just be like a normal thing to you.....

Since I started riding Keke,only God knows how many properties passengers have forgotten inside my keke and I made sure I returned everyone of them to the owners.........Tho some of them were surprised, thinking that it'd almost be impossible to find a responsible Keke rider,but I do make sure to school them that not everyone who's into transportation business is a thief or an agbero.....Good people still full the country...
Correct Niqqa. One day make you holla me for waf town

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Politics / Re: Many Feared Trapped As Rochas Okorocha’s House Collapses In Abuja by GorillaApp(m): 8:07am On Jul 03
Abeg na so houses dey collapse for abroad?

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Family / Re: A Plea To Nigerians Abroad. by GorillaApp(m): 5:50am On Jul 02
chatinent:
Not all Nigerians abroad are living very fine. Some are doing fine. Some are suffering too. Others are major supporters of this govt.

First time in the UK with a pal, guess what he said: “it is better to pity Nigerians from abroad.”

He was right asf..


If you were there, you’d never want to fly back to hell🔥 because you'd realise that you are in the paradise they preached about and the God you pray to do not reside in Africa at all.

Know the worse part? When you return, everything for the country go just dey vex you.

My candid advise to those planning to depend on another (home or abroad) is to devise their income, set up small scale businesses and cut costs. A lot of people abroad have more than enough responsibilities to take care of and nobody cares because people back home feel they pluck money on trees over there.

Once you travel abroad, anyone back home who asks you for money and you give excuses, they won't understand you do not have or that you have many responsibilities there to take care of. They will simply conclude that “...upon you stay in Canada...or stay in the UK...or in the US...you do not want to help...while you are out there working your arses out.”


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Common Cyprus I travelled to make I cool off before I breakdown from work, naim dem wan come dey over-bill me. I change am for the person Indian mike mike. Funnily enough, it is easier to see a virgin in Ala Owerri than see a job in Cyprus. And dem wan come bill the small money I dey manage.



You guys need to see the way I dey use full-fledged scope dey search for better work anywhere I travel go. Even, at this juncture, if una get gigs to share, I dey available to work. I can handle research works (and I have a team of writers who can deliver in major fields of study). Me sef go school and I am proficient at adminstrative works. I can also work remotely for any company as a full-time worker (emphasis on remote*)...I'm up to do a one month probation. Call this a proposal.🤝


I don't need free money. So I can value it.




Like my good old uncle who lived in Texas would say, no one gives free money in Texas if it's worked for ..unless defrauded or stolen.
Abeg I dey find remote hustle too. In case you come see surplus
Politics / Re: Warri, Port Harcourt, Kaduna Refineries To Begin Operations By December by GorillaApp(m): 1:12pm On Jul 01
DevilsEqual:
Nigeria is finally in the best hands we can ever dream of

By this time next year, people would even gift fuels to the less privileged as if it were some candies for kids
I will bookmark this question and revisit it again this time next year
Health / Re: Woman Climbs Flyover And Plunges To Her Death In Delta by GorillaApp(m): 5:35pm On Jun 30
WhizdomXX:
Jesus Christ. The reason was that she and her "unmarried" husband have been living together for a while now, In the past 1 months the man was jobless and then he got a job as a contractor with Chevron, only to come home on the eve of that announcement with a lady that "he wants to marry". She sells fish and has been sustaining the family all this while.
One morning, she woke up and told them she is going to buy fish. On the way to the market, she started distributing the money she wanted to use to buy fish to people freel until she was left with 1k, then on reaching the bridge, she prayed on top the last 1k in her hand and jumped.
Are you sure bro

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Health / Re: Woman Climbs Flyover And Plunges To Her Death In Delta by GorillaApp(m): 5:31pm On Jun 30
Sonofgod1990:
i knw d woman. she was hiv + before her death
Say what you know bro
Education / Re: Peter Obi At Holy Rosary College Of Health Sciences, Owerri (photos) by GorillaApp(m): 6:38pm On Jun 29
celestineteryim:
some body that didn't build any school throughout his tenure, you can asslick him not everyone that will do that shit
It's really pathetic how most Nigerians think. You would rather spend the meagre money you have building new schools when a fraction of that amount can fix already existing schools? Why are we very wasteful in this country? Most politicians just want to start new projects that will give credit to them without maintaining existing structures they met on ground.
If obi didn't repair any school and didn't build any new school, then I would have knocked him.

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Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill 2 Policemen, Injure 1 At A Checkpoint in Aba by GorillaApp(m): 4:45pm On Jun 29
franchasofficia:
This is clearly the work of Southeast haters.

The picture is getting clearer. They want to destabilize Southeast at all cost and at the same time discredit Peter Obi.


Now that they have seen that Abia state have got a performing Governor, they have shifted their attention to Abia to make it ungovernable so they can say Southeast is insecure and Labor Party Governor failed.


This is a script written against Southeast and Igbos


They first targeted Imo state that was the shining star of Southeast when it comes to tourism, hospitality and entertainment. Haven achieved their aim in tagging Imo an insecure state, they are shifting target to Abia.


What they should know is that there is a Living God, a God of justice that ruleth over the affairs of men and He watches.
I thought along this line too. A nwafo will not destroy his home state like this. There are elements trying to make the south east inhabitable
Agriculture / Re: See Quantity Of Snails I Harvested From My Farm by GorillaApp(m): 12:31pm On Jun 26
Caaz:
I see them alot slittering away big ones fah,I don't have needs for them because we forbids it...but one day I go just vex chop them.
You dey miss.
For this tinubu era.

Abeg waybill am

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Celebrities / Re: CHIVIDO2024: Caption Cubana Chief Priest's Face In This Photo by GorillaApp(m): 12:19pm On Jun 26
2Radii:
in whatever ways, he still worked for his money, maybe u should do so so that people can also call u money miss road..it will be cool
Don't mind him. I will also like to be a money miss Road and have the type of money he has.
Nigerians are just impossible and foul mouthed
Agriculture / Re: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 12:15pm On Jun 26
Gerrard59:


This post reminds me of an Ibibio man who bragged that Akwa Ibom has more oil palm trees than every other state. How can a state which has no major corporation extracting and refining palm oil have more palm trees than Edo and Cross River? Nigerians generally brag foolishly. A recent article has it that refiners in Akwa Ibom go to Abia to buy palm fruits.



All you have stated is NOT TRUE. Edo state produces more palm oil than anywhere in Nigeria. And yes, the presence of Okomu and Presco is enough to judge because these companies depend on outgrowers - small scale farmers who supply to major corporations. Without these corporations, the presence of small scale oil palm entrepreneurs would be minuscule.

https://pindfoundation.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Mapping-of-Oil-Palm-Clusters-in-Niger-Delta-States-of-Nigeria.pdf
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/investigationspecial-reports/604438-special-report-nigerias-oil-palm-sector-struggling-as-demands-surge.html?tztc=1
Ok.i give up. One love
Agriculture / Re: How Palm Oil Is Produced In South Eastern Nigeria (video/pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 6:45am On Jun 26
santaclaws:


Edo state alone produces more palm oil than the entire South East... Y'all need to learn some humility.

AdaPalm is the largest in the south east, with just a palm plantation of 4,310 hectares, Okomu Oil & Presco are both located in Edo state, they're the largest producers so far. Okomu alone has 12,500 hectares of palm plantation...
You are looking at the major dealers. Have you taken in account trust there are many mini oil producers scattered all over the south east? People produce this locally in their home. Even in my mum's village there a. Lot of people doing this. I spent two years in edo. State. And can tell it's not the same level production -, wise
Politics / Re: We Want Ministry Of Livestock Development – Miyetti Allah by GorillaApp(m): 6:15am On Jun 26
Rajahbite:
Is Livestock development and animal husbandry no longer a department in the Federal Ministry of Agriculture ?
Abeg help me ask these entitled brats

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Business / Re: Shoprite to shut down Abuja Branch On June 30 Due To Current Economic Realities by GorillaApp(m): 7:03pm On Jun 24
The country is sinking and APC minions are busy reeling out sh*t from their mouths.

Just imagine the job lose and contractual services terminated

We are watching.

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Education / Re: Man Visits Alma Mater, Vows To Transform It In 2 Months by GorillaApp(m): 6:35am On Jun 23
Kudos to him

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Properties / Re: Tony Nwoye Hails Tinubu, Akpabio,Umahi As Work Resumes On Abandoned Anambra Road by GorillaApp(m): 6:34am On Jun 23
Inept politicians. Acting as if they are doing us a favour
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Emeka Ihedioha, Peter Obi And Rochas Okorocha In Mbaise Today by GorillaApp(m): 1:36pm On Jun 21
EreluRoz:
The way this Obi chases clout is very annoying. President that never was. I wonder why people can't see through his deceits that's so obvious. Truly Nigerians are gullible
My dear, this is his normal life. You are just noticing because he contested for presidency. Search the internet back to many years before today and you will Obi has always lived like this
Romance / Re: Is Snoring Enough To End A Relationship? by GorillaApp(m): 4:35am On Jun 21
RealSolution001:



Thank you for your input. I love her but snoring, mehn
You may likely snore someday In the future. Note this down
Health / Re: PCOS: Should I Tell My Parents About It? by GorillaApp(m): 6:41pm On Jun 20
Exceptional300:
27
Not that old. She is still within the fertile bracket. But note that with one ovary gone, her fertility ratio has dropped
Health / Re: PCOS: Should I Tell My Parents About It? by GorillaApp(m): 4:52pm On Jun 20
Exceptional300:
That something may go wrong in the future
How old is she?
Food / Re: What Is The English Name Of This Part Of A Cow?(photo) by GorillaApp(m): 4:43pm On Jun 20
Ance4Liverpool:
Towel
Was waiting for this grin
Travel / Re: Looking For Hotels In Calabar by GorillaApp(m): 1:12pm On Jun 18
aieromon:


Cytaro ₦12,000 upwards
Royal Bit ₦20,000 upwards
Thank you
Travel / Re: Looking For Hotels In Calabar by GorillaApp(m): 11:48am On Jun 18
aieromon:


I suggest you up your budget and checkout Royal Bit Hotel along Barracks Road.

If your budget is not flexible, try Cytaro Hotel off MCC Road.
Thank you so much.
Pls one last thing, do you have an idea of the price range?
Tnx
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Shocks Opeoluwa Solalu, US Based Nigerian Who Invited Him To Wedding by GorillaApp(m): 7:33am On Jun 18
ElSudani:


Humidity ko, Humidifier ni.
Jagaban is busy running the country while your hero is busy paying courtesy visits.
Some people have serious things to do.

Running the country aground you mean?
Health / Re: Nigerian Boy Spotted With Rare Blue And Red Eyes (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 7:19am On Jun 18
ViceGovernor:

You don’t need a pastor to tell you that boy right there is a demon in human flesh.
I’ve seen a lot of people with brown eyes including myself but that boy’s own is beyond ordinary for an African
God how can I un-see this.
That is mutation. Some of you folks are unbelievable! By the way, I'm a minister of the gospel. Make Una dey try read book small
Health / Re: Nigerian Boy Spotted With Rare Blue And Red Eyes (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 7:16am On Jun 18
STEWpid:
Chai..




This is rare.



Can someone explain the cause of this in my Yarubawa Land?


Mutation

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Forces Withdraw From Niger by GorillaApp(m): 10:51pm On Jun 17
Maski87:

Come stay for my house
Lol. This one is serious o
Romance / Re: Woman Confronts A Slay Queen Who Used Anal Sex To Snatch Her Husband by GorillaApp(m): 12:15pm On Jun 17
KiNg0G:
One of this days I definitely give it a try

Been on my wish list But I never really had the balls.
Once you go there, you won't wanna go back cool

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Travel / Re: Looking For Hotels In Calabar by GorillaApp(m): 11:23am On Jun 17
benchosky:
Wen u reach calabar, hotel plenty for you nà around Marian,atimbo, IBB, just ask any taxi driver..
What if the recommend something that's not ideal or they belong to a ring of organ traffickers
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Forces Withdraw From Niger by GorillaApp(m): 10:21am On Jun 17
Abeg will be visiting calabar soon, I need hotel recommendations. Tnx
Family / Re: Sallah: Woman Scatters Her Home Because Her Husband Bought A Goat by GorillaApp(m): 8:17pm On Jun 16
ValCon888:
This has nothing to do with sallah ram or cow. It's about domination.

The man is weak. And she knows it. That's why she has the capacity to pull this kind of stunt.

If you know women well, you'll understand their disrespect doesn't start in a day. They test you with the littlest things until it gets to the big things.

These women will push and pinch you to know your limit. And for every inch you give, they will take a mile.

Before you know it, they will mold you like eba.

That woman has already swallowed her husband.
Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you
Travel / Re: Man Allegedly Denied Visa For Owing Loan App N5K by GorillaApp(m): 5:08pm On Jun 16
Menemonic:
porn star... grin
Omo laugh hold me here grin

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