₦airaland Forum

Emu4life:
That Nurse in Red, is he a Lady or she is a guy

The nurse shock me too, no be only you

Adakintroy:
Alaba is a context. You can replace with anywhere. Just be critical with thought. 22m. Is a lot of money on gate all.

I understand. I meant not everyone is business inclined.

brodalikeme:
Make I add my mouth for this matter.
Me na there I dey. To say it in simple words, I no go advice you make you come.
The hustle here no be for the faint hearted. You will need to earn everything you get here. No Favour's, no anticipate any. People wey you bin dey look up to for here go fail and betray you. You will start from the scratch Work no too dey like that even the menial ones go do you guy (cleaning Oo, factory or even care work) etc.
Coming as a student without full tuition and up keep na big challenge, almost a No No. make I calculate your earnings for you. As a student you get only 20 hours to work in a week when school dey on. That brings your total earnings to 20 X 4 X £12.21 = £976.8. Government go share small with you because you just come. Rent go take about £400 depending on city. If na only you maybe your bills go dey like £150/month. You will most likely to be left with about £350-£400 per month. When you go fit gather am pay your remaining tuition. Ming you the school go dey write you love letter everytime like babe say dem still dey. Na Naija you go still run back to for bail out.
People say travel because of family, that na dey biggest deception and reason to travel. You family is what you will loose first if you come here. Your wife go grow horns and your children no go dey hear you again. E go do you like film.
If you come manage finish school, immigration settle matter go start, you will need a company to sponsor your stay. If not you will need post study visa which go give you only 18month at about £2600 if na only you. Na that high jump you go dey till you go begin reason your life......
inside all this one, cold go dey mama your body, better food to see chop na problem.

If you must come reason am well. No be only school be the way. Other was dey but my brother na scammers full that road. That pesin wey dey talk like say him be better pesin go chop you now now. Dey suffer don change plenty good people.


If you get better business for Naija, focus and grind am to success. The energy you need to make your business in Naija work is small compared to what require to survive here!


Las las you go dey alright.

Very practical and honest advice. Kudos.
What of someone going with a spouse and no kids for now?

Adakintroy:
I can't even imagine how you go get 22m you go consider travel.

When the average Igbo boy for alaba only need half of that to blow. Make good money for Nigeria travel for leisure when you want. That's great gain.


Many of you don't love knowledge
You just seek prestige and better pay. You can have it all in Nigeria if you are a decent thinker

Not everyone can be in Alaba

Drshobz:
My brother if you are studying anything other na nursing please use the money and start business

It is very depressing here and it is not easy working and schooling because you are limited to 20hours though people exceed the 20h working but before you can make that money back it might take you 4years

What of for someone going with a spouse.

obi4eze:
Don't go to UK!
Don't go to UK!!
Don't go to UK!!!

Unless you know God wants you to go there, don't go to UK.


UK don cast! Many people there are stuck.

Cast as how? You guys are not saying anything. How e take cast?

focus7:
You seem deeply offended by a harmless remark about Alex Otti, yet you remain completely silent when the so-called “Obidient" camp you belong to consistently hurls abusive and demeaning attacks at anyone who holds different ethical and political views. That selective outrage is the very definition of hypocrisy. You cannot claim moral superiority while excusing the same toxic behaviour when it comes from your own side.

And where have you seen me being silent about such silly attacks? I am not an obidient, whatever that means. I stand for good governance and who ever will bring it is my friend. However, I detest when people insult others especially people much older than them in the guise of politics. Not everyone that opposes your belief is an obidient or is a fanatic. Be well.

focus7:
Where's this Gov. Peter Mbah getting the money he's spending? He's just accomplishing one project after the other and the Igbos are not acknowledging him, but the dwarf in Abia who's doing nothing but giving them audio reports keeps getting their accolades.

You are insulting a man dwarf Just because of political affiliation? You will reap the reward of all these evil you are sowing. Write this down. Except I did make mention of it

focus7:
Where's this Gov. Peter Mbah getting the money he's spending? He's just accomplishing one project after the other and the Igbos are not acknowledging him, but the dwarf in Abia who's doing nothing but giving them audio reports keeps getting their accolades.

Keep stewing in your hatred and bile

temitope27:
dangote was not born into Christianity, and yet he's the most successful man in Africa right now

Pls keep your opinion to yourself. Thank you!

Thazard:
Where you take dig this picture from?


Omoh e don Tey.


Who observed say nairalanders no dey use meme on their comments like before?

The golden days of nairaland.

NosyParrot:
It is not a rule that the vice president must visit the scene of the attack

Did you really type this nonsense? It's is mindsets like yours that gives these thieving governors the gut to destroy the very fabric of society.
Don't worry, it will get to your doorstep someday and you will remember this word.

Rootprof:
Ooh kwara my state. When we tell people AA only focus on ilorin for almost everything as if other regions does not exist in kwara, when we talk they labeled us oppositions. Go to kwara north ( edu, lafiagi,patigi, kaima, baruteen ) bad road and NO infrastructures, just yesterday lafiagi celebrated 1 hour of light ( power ) after many months of black out, I was in lade a town before patigi they said no light for over 2 years there is no light at all. When people come to kwara state and see things in ilorin the state capital they keep shout AA is developing kwara, Please tell them development in kwara under the AA tenure is only 20 percent cos he neglected other regions. Kwara north roads worst and terrible. That's one of the main reason terrorism is increasing in the area. Except vice president shetima wan ride bike go woro

Very horrible leaders

Kalulu44:
Bush baby carrying mat, that if you collect the mat from them you will be rich.
If you go to markets at midnight you will find ghost selling.
If you stand, bend down and look between your legs, you will see ghost.
If you blow whistle at night, you're inviting snakes.
.
I have tried all these and nothing happened.

Have you tried looking in between your legs in the market,? As a child, fear no let me try am.

aieromon:
Juninho all day everyday.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B3KW_8jofc?si=jyQ0CI8WBP01pHZg

Thanks for the video. Never knew the guy was a free kick specialist. Well, I'm not a football fan

Beeron:
What you should get is hydrogen peroxide 3% for home use.

Pour little inside your ear hold the place up for close to 10 minutes. Do that morning and night.

It will kill the bacteria in there and fight off any infection and debris blockage.

Hydrogen peroxide cost about 15k now.

Don't follow this advice pls.


Go and see an ENT doctor in a government medical facility. This is not an infection. Prolong listening to earpiece can damage the ear drums and desensitize them.

dam642694:
W I current reside in the east

Go to a reputable lab. Ask them to do utethral swab test, microscopy, sensitivity and culture.
Also tell them do urine microscopy, sensitivity and culture ( m/c/s).
Take the result to a good pharmacy and let the pharmacist on duty give you drugs.
You will be fine.
Don't let anyone here tell you any other thing

advanceDNA:
2021 he said he cant do polygamy because he knew the down sides through his father’s …. 2026 baba is ready to behave like his father….

Hahahahahahaha!! Give a man extra money…. And his mind starts looking for things he doesnt need ….

What most men don't know is that while growing up, they resist being like their father but eventually end up becoming like him. I realised this quite early and embraced my father's characteristics.

This country is really comedy central. Father lord how did I get here

adioolayi:
“It’s commendable that the community members, even though Muslims, refused to be conscripted into a weird belief that promoted violence over peace and dialogue.”


Very sad news. The above emphasis on the religion the community is practicing is also important, especially at this period that news on genocidal attacks on Christian communities are being promoted in Nigeria.

Terrorists in Nigeria do not care about your religion...they kill anyone at will.

Please kindly shut up. Stop playing to the public gallery with human lives. No bother quote as I won't even check it

Incompetent leader bereft of any idea .

People are dying like flies in this country and all they care about is junketing around the globe in oversized suits, planning on how to grab it in 2027 and busy massaging the feets of women of easy virtue in private jets.

Any APC minion that will quote me to spill rubbish, your family members will die a miserable death like these innocent and hapless Nigerians that were brutally cut down.

Goodvibes007:
Because dem be mvmv.

The one wey your president dey steal nko? Make all of us kuku mad for this country

Kastonkastroll:
This is weakness from the FG taken to another level. First the US bombed the country, and now they are sending troops. Troops to do what? What happened to our own troops?

This is just showing your weakness to the world. And the next thing if care isn't taken, that crazy trump will be salivating about his Venezuela treatment in Nigeria.

We have been defeating terrorism and bandits quietly. The US are always welcomed in assisting us with intelligence. But sending ground troops, that should be a no-no.

We are a sovereign country and we can tackle our own problems!

Make I bring buckets for your tears?

simpleseyi:
That Makoko must go. It’s not fit for human or animal living. I was born in Iwaya and lived there for about three decades, but now I am flying from Europe to Asia, from Australia to America having a taste of different bittches.

Iwaya and Makoko are twin communities. As a matter of fact, the first police station in that corridor was named Iwaya-Makoko Police post. The first bank in that corridor was Iwaya-Makoko Community Bank, even the first NEPA office was named Iwaya-Makoko NEPA post.

If you are rejected by Iwaya girls because of your negative record, then you try Makoko girls. Most of the people in Makoko/Ilaje are from Ondo waterside and Ijaw. Another set of people there are from Badagary area of Lagos and the last group are Benin Republic citizens some of who have families in Badagary as a result of the 1840s Berlin Conference which divided Africa into countries.

It is not that these people cannot afford to live an average life in a decent community, but they just decided to live in that horrible society. Some have many wives and uncountable children like Atiku Abubakar. They need to go, they cannot continue living in that state.

Do they really have the means to leave that place? Why can't the government think of resettling them?

ruggedtimi:
by now bag of beans for full your house.

He didn't look at the bright side.

Cc sonnobax

mariovito:
Eleven times out of ten, a cat will annihilate a snake

Cats reflex is so fast that it views a snake in slow mo

Wrong!

Yes, cat has a faster reflex than a snake but it depends on the size of the snake o. What is a cat weapon? It's paw. Against a full size cobra or viper, the paw is just an irritant

nairalanda1:
SO, which part of 'holding government to account so that no one, including the herdsman' has to carry guns again ' don't you understand.?

And I seriously resent you calling me a supporter of illegality. It shows you still don;t get it.

Please I didn't say you are supporting illegality. I said your write up seems to be doing so even if it's not what you intended. Read my post again without emotion.
Anyway, enough of this conversation. Have a lovely day

nairalanda1:
NO, I would tell you and mr fulani man to vote for the right people, so that you don't have to carry guns in the open.

It's like y'all are misunderstanding my point. Anyway, ....

We are not misunderstanding you. Your write up seems like you are giving tacit support to the gun-totting Fulani herder. It may not be your intention but that's what the post is giving.

Jonjam269:
These people will go to any length to push a victimhood and marginalisation narrative to score cheap political points, demonising others while playing the saints, all just to have their way in politics and beyond.

My brother no be everything be Cho Cho Cho. A book was written and excluded a major tribe and you say they shouldn't draw the attention of people in authority?
If a chronological account was being compiled in your village and the name of your family was surreptitiously missing, will you say there is no cause for alarm? Be honest please.
Let's stop playing to the gallery with everything. This is a history book for children that will end up in some schools. I saw a video of a parent complaining already. Meaning the child has read the book.

nairalanda1:
I am not excusing anything, nor am I grandstar, nor do I support nomadic herding, and I am angry government has not developed the railways system so that cows can be transported that way, nor am I supporting the guy's carrying AK 47 (especially since some of them use their gun for things like attacking farms and kidnappin)

But unfortunately bandits, and boko haram attack fulani herdsmen and steal their cows. Hence the AK 47.

Add the fact that the police is poorly funded, and that we don't have adequate rail transport, and thus people do self help.

Would you also understand when I carry a 9mm pistol or an AK 47 as I travel on the highway due to bandits, terrorists and kidnappers? Remember my assets is worth over 30 M too!
Would that be alright? Pls answer me honestly.

Jaylord12:
Baba I no go fit lie......I can't stand the sight of a snake

I understand. While I detest it, I have killed around 8 so far.