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Politics / Re: "We Are Hungry O" - Traders Scream At Tinubu's 30-car Convoy (VIDEO) by GorillaApp(m): 2:12pm On Dec 30, 2023
Bigkoko:
No matter how the economy be, even if Dem like make them bring Osama bin laden, those niggas from SE go still manage get money to travel for Xmas, to relax, drink palmwine, eat ugba & nkwuobi.....


Just like I'm doing right now

Wish I could post videos of men lighting up everywhere
Food / Re: New Year: Who Can Help Me With How To Cook Fried Rice For My Kids by GorillaApp(m): 7:37pm On Dec 29, 2023
silibaba:
Belated Merry Xmas and a properous new year in advance to you all.

Please my wife travelled for the Xmas/new year celebration. Am left with my kids and they have been yelling into my ears that on new year day, is fried rice or nothing.

I know how to cook jollof/white rice. But you see this fried rice, I no sabi shiban.

Please great cooks in the house, I need you all to help me with the recipe as well as the steps involves before I spoil these boys year new day.

Thanks in anticipation.

Am typing on the go so please overlook any error(s)
Go watch YouTube videos

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Politics / Re: New Year: Ukachukwu Requests 16 Soldiers, 20 Policemen, 12 DSS For Security by GorillaApp(m): 7:26pm On Dec 29, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:

Eleyigidigan o.

If a native Igboman needs this serious amount of security to move in his Igboland, what then will a non-native now require for security? Check my signature for free stuffs!
My guy if you don't know what's up then you shut up. I'm in my home town and almost al my kinsmen are on ground. Nothing going on. Yes there are isolated cases of bloody gun violence which I condemn but it's not as if we are all under siege like the way you wanted to paint it
Celebrities / Re: Why Report On Mohbad’s Death Probe Isn't Out Yet – Police PRO, Benjamin Hundeyin by GorillaApp(m): 7:51am On Dec 29, 2023
Homextras:
A simple google search of 'how long does an autopsy take' will reveal 4 hours to couple of weeks, and not three months. Three whole months. The boldness with which our authorities lie to the general populace is so brazen!
As a young man, do yourself a favor and get out of that sinking ship called Nigeria!
Sometimes I get baffled. Do this guys take us for f00ls?

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Travel / Re: JAPA: My Marriage Shakes by GorillaApp(m): 5:52pm On Dec 26, 2023
PDJT:
-Stay within the law and ensure you record every of her abusive moves towards you. You can use those evidence to get permanent residency, if you really want to stay in the UK in your own right.

-At the moment, you have as much rights as her.

-However, I would advise you and any other man relocating to the UK or the West, NEVER assume full responsibility for your family. In the West it is a shared responsibility between you and your wife, that's why they call it partnership. If you must buy a property, make sure your partner contribute as much as you do as well as share your bills equally if possible, otherwise share it based on percentage of earnings.

-Never contribute more than you should. You're no longer in Africa.
Sense full this talk. I understand why you said this. Most Nigerian men have carried this their penchant for taking care of all the bills to western climes and when they get kicked out, the pain and loss is 100%

Op in life, you must get plan B and be emotionally and psychological prepared for any eventuallities.
First thing, sit her down and have a heart to heart discussion with her.
Try and get a cos codedly.
Double your hustle and save for rainy day.
Be prepared emotionally for anything.
My favourite maxim is hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Good luck brother

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Forum Games / Re: Mention One Weird Thing About You. by GorillaApp(m): 5:26pm On Dec 26, 2023
mariahAngel:


Body too dey bite you! 🙄
Lol Mariah. I have been noticing that trend and it's beginning to piss me off. Maybe na accumulated annoyance.

I can't share my own o. This place fit shut down if I do. Make I reserve that one.

But lately, I noticed I can't fall in love. You know that crazy, heady kind of love that people use to experience? I can't experience it no more. If you like fine from here to Toronto. I can't fall madly in love with you.
It's beginning to worry me. I can be a wonderful companion, do all the nice things expected of a guy but it seems mechanical, controlled not that dizzying feeling people feel.
Forum Games / Re: Mention One Weird Thing About You. by GorillaApp(m): 5:11pm On Dec 26, 2023
brain54:
Oya you go first…
Thank you. That's one annoying nonsense they do here. You will ask questions and you won't provide your own answer/example first.
Make I tell you one weird thing about me but you the op can not even drop one. Nonsense
Politics / Re: Obi Joins Soludo Family To Pay Last Respects To Gov Soludo's Father by GorillaApp(m): 6:54am On Dec 24, 2023
Ezewuzie01:
Where are those two bitter men Valentine Ozigbo and Tony Nwoye? Despite Soludo rightfully and masterfully dressing down Peter Obi before the presidential election, the pathological liar from agulu acknowledged Soludo's superiority over him and moved on but those two idiots are still sulking over Soludo's famous letter.
Seun. These are the type of comments and folk you have to take action against. You are truly toying with your business. You have been advised to get competent hands to sanitise your forum but you keep turning a blind eye. It's your cup of tea

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Family / Re: What Will You Tell Him In A Situation Like This? by GorillaApp(m): 12:31am On Dec 18, 2023
Sequel to the last post....
I don't feel there is a need to create a new thread. I just wanted to get the opinion of some of the mature ladies that gave their opinion the last time, so kindly permit me to quote you. Don't feel offended. We just want to exhaust all reconciliatory opportunities. I'm already invested in this case.

So just like Frozen70 advised up there, we decided to get the family aware of why the man left to stay alone ( to avoid violence).
turns out the meeting was larger than anticipated. From the word go, it was clear the family of the lady was supporting their daughter tacitly.
After all said and done, the elder sister of the lady( wife) advised her younger sister to go see her mother in-law and try to reconcile with her and re-establish a relationship with her. She agreed there in the meeting.
My friend( former neighbour turned friend) allowed the lady to visit some weekends with the son. According to him, he didn't just want to ask her to move in when she hasn't mend fences with his family He waited for months, hoping that the lady will at least call mama or visit her and even reach out to other members of the family. She never did she just kept talking about moving in completely with the man
So just last week, bro decided to take things up a notch. He told the wife that she should make out time to go and spend a couple of days with his mother together with their son. She pointedly refused and said that no lady does that
The husband told him that if she doesn't go, then there is no need coming back together as one. According to him, he cannot have a divided family.
His fear is, what if he japa in the future, the woman will never have anything to do with his family and they won't even have access to his son anymore
We are puzzled because I know a lot of women who visit their mother in law and even spend a day or two.
This man has tried but this woman is unyielding. Please my sisters, I want to humbly ask, Is there anything wrong with visiting or spending days with your mother-in-law? Is it out of place?
I'm asking because let it not seem as if the brother is taking a harsh step. He has said if she doesn't go and visit, then he is finally putting an end to everything. He is from the east and you know they do travel as family. How can they co-exist together when they go to the village? Is it not the place of the younger woman to swallow her pride and approach her mother-in-law?
Sorry for my ramblings. Since you have made an input before now, I wanted to get your opinion on this new development.
Tomorrow dem go say men are bad, what's there in going to your husband's mum? She was even willing to let bygone be bygone and just be your friend. What kind of pride do possess some women? Smh! I just told bro to focus on his life, sometime in the future, a good lady will come. EOD
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Health / Re: Patients Groan Over Rising Cost Of Drugs by GorillaApp(m): 7:40pm On Dec 02, 2023
Irupetepete:
😂
I recently ventured into grilling business, so I understand you lamentation when you say it is not good...
Am surprised you not defending as usual, tinubu hardship Don reset your damp brain
i was looking for all the defenders but couldn't find ant. even the empty brained imp, templarlandry is nowhere to be found.

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Family / Re: How Do You Forget A Spouse That Has Forgotten You by GorillaApp(m): 3:39pm On Nov 28, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Happy about what exactly? undecided
at op, don't mind this dude. he is deranged.
time heals all wounds
Politics / Re: 2022 Internally Generated Revenue, Top 3 Per Zone by GorillaApp(m): 2:48pm On Nov 28, 2023
IamAtikulate:
IGR = Taxes

Anambra is a tax haven, in case you don't.

Again, SE leaders are more economically sound than their SW counterpart.

For instance, Alex Otti recently said that "Taxes are government share of the prosperity it creates."

Do you really understand what that means?

Have you wondered why SE Governors, especially Abia and Anambra keep lowering taxes?

You won't understand because you guys suck at economics.

Keep celebrating IGR which is not an economic indicator while your debts keep mounting.

You claim to generate the highest IGR in the country yet SW has the highest debt ratio.

It doesn't make sense.

If Anambra State government is tax-obsessed like Ogun and SW Governors, only Onitsha Main Market will generate the whole if whatever IGR Ogun gets.

You are making noise because of 120 billion.

FYI, 12 million daily transaction happens at Onitsha Main Market. The market annual transactions sits at around $3 billion, with 40% of this circulating as unbanked transaction.

You can verify these claims with a simple Google search.

If Anambra government taxes just 1% of these transaction, it'll generate $30 million annually, which is approximately 21 billion naira.

If government taxes 5%, it'll generate 105 billion from the market alone.

But Anambra has 48 markets.

So, trade and commerce in Anambra can generate more than Ogun IGR.

If you are underrating trade, then look at the evidence below.

Trade is the third largest component of Nigerian GDP, far ahead of manufacturing

GOD bless you brother

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Crime / Re: My Horrible Experience At Computer Village by GorillaApp(m): 11:08am On Oct 07, 2023
Leun:
So sorry about your ordeal, I recently bought a new freezer from Alaba Intl market, I went to get something else, came back and found the freezer opened with the box, I was like did you open it? He's excuse was that he needed to confirm but I was like why not confirm when you were stocking your store, atleast do the testing in my presence, I told the seller he'll have to change the unit because I'm not taking this one.

He brought another one, asked permission to test it, I brought it home, found out the handle screw isn't there, another wahala as he has kept on posting my jnr bro I'm sending to pick up. Something I bought this Wednesday.
with this your post, i am not buying anything from there again. i am planning to get a fairly used chest freezer as recommended by a friend who swore that fairly used freezers are the best (tokunbo, german product). the problem is that i am not resident in lagos and cant do on the spot assessment. make i just kuku shelve the idea for one side. i was planning on buying from a seller here on NL but i no do again

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Career / Re: Salesforce Administrator Training Or Mentor by GorillaApp(m): 9:16pm On Oct 02, 2023
tensazangetsu20:

I have replied you already.
my brother how are you settling in in your new terrain. i trust you are good.
i appreciate your grit and tenacity.
i dropped you a mail. pls do respond when you are less busy
Agriculture / Re: Sesame Farming ( The New Oil Money) by GorillaApp(m): 10:59am On Sep 26, 2023
Esude007:
planting will stop by 10th September.... Plan against next year na
I'm loving this already grin

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Travel / Re: Drone Pictures Of Onitsha Today Being Sunday (photos) by GorillaApp(m): 9:55am On Sep 25, 2023
TruthsFM:
All these series of drone shots tooo are in the city of ibadan. Just check series of estate in ibadan, you will see much of these buildings there. Stop comparing city Center in ibadan to Onitsha that the population is near 2 million people living in the city . Check google on drone shots of city Center in ibadan. How many public and private universities including teaching hospitals are in Onitsha compared to ibadan that has more than 1 teaching hospitals not to talk of medical centres in ibadan. Never compare Ibadan in oyo state to Onitsha that’s not a capital city in Anambra State.
And where did op mention a comparison between Ibadan and Onitsha? Why Una dey always get this kind thinking sef

Op nice job. Onitsha is looking better and better by the day

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Politics / Re: Simon Ikpa Boys Captured Igbo Road Safety Officer And Spared His Life by GorillaApp(m): 6:58am On Sep 23, 2023
eddynaira125:
When Dem tell u say your life na 50:50 na only this FRSC man go understand that statement


Just seeing your life in another man hand
A frightening experience!
Food / Re: Fisherman Catches A Shark In Bayelsa Community (Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 6:31am On Sep 23, 2023
gonkin:
Shark no dey sweet. I've eaten it, it tastes somehow and feel weird in the mouth. Not worth it. I'm not trying it again. Especially when u read sharks urine is abosorb by its flesh. Gosh
U are right. That thing no get better taste
Family / Re: How's Your Relationship With Your Parent by GorillaApp(m): 4:28pm On Sep 22, 2023
Dbest10:
I have one of the best Dad some people can ever dream of ,my father plays with as if we are age mate, especially trolling me about Chelsea losing matche because he is an Arsenal fan, but must times I get angry at him because he divorced my mum. While my mom is the best thing that ever happened to my life.
i understand howe it feels, your mom would definitely be good to you as her son but you cant tell what she must have done to your pops. just love them both
Family / Re: How's Your Relationship With Your Parent by GorillaApp(m): 4:24pm On Sep 22, 2023
tiswell:
Single mother-raised or just mother's most ways of getting back at fathers-prolly for some minor issues way back.

You lads should wake da fvck up,cos this cycle will continue,even with ya offspring,mo matter how hard you think you want to please them.
i pity most young men because they dont know their mothers can be manipulative and destroy their dads reputation

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Politics / Re: Gov Obaseki Allocates Shaibu’s Office To ‘Alaghodaro’ by GorillaApp(m): 7:46am On Sep 22, 2023
Kilometres:


There are exceptions to the rules

Shaibu is not the enemy Obaseki should apply such rule... it will boomerang
Abeg wetin dey cause dem fight.

Obaseki seems really petty even though I don't know the genesis or revelation of their problems
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Autopsy Completed by GorillaApp(m): 4:45am On Sep 22, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
People should please wait for the police to release outcome of the autopsy.

For now, it's reasonable to presume that those you are pointing accusing finger at may be innocent.

His death is called oku ofo in Yorubaland and further delay of his burial is frowned at, in fact,
regarded as a taboo.The family must be commended for cooperating with the authorities, particularly, the mother of the deceased.

May God console them all.Check my signature for free stuffs!
What does oku ofo means pls. Let's learn

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Celebrities / Re: Fresh Blood Found After Mohbad Was Exhumed by GorillaApp(m): 4:33am On Sep 22, 2023
Eriokanmi:
Hmmm! I was right in my thinking. He must have bled internally to death. While he was receiving treatment, thinking everything was OK as seen in that picture where he was in bed in a hospital, he was bleeding internally and the hospital didn’t seem to examine him so well, thinking the level of assault was mild, by merely seeing his bruised skin.
Was he beaten or attacked? Poor boy!
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Buried With Neck & Head Bent Inside A Small Coffin by GorillaApp(m): 8:25pm On Sep 14, 2023
Alamkir:
May be that's how he died. With his neck bent. They won't be able to straighten it
.it's possible. Ask any mortician
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 8:06pm On Sep 14, 2023
DenreleDave:


The bolded is wickedness and it's unfair. It shows u r a wicked person and you don't acknowledged the efforts of people

Try read am na.. Shebi na for you?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
.with what I have gone through today ( normal hustle stress), I no get liver read that Kain epistle.
Food / Re: This Is The Milk I Bought For #89,500 For My Children. by GorillaApp(m): 8:04pm On Sep 14, 2023
Nice2023:



After using it to bake...u will eat right.
If it is poison u must have eaten times two.

Whatever u think,is ur thoughts. U have not bought one how then do u think it is for industrial use?

Dano milk in bag is the same Dano milk in refill. I have bought them all in bags and in refill including Lactorich.

Finally,keep ur opinion to yourself and stop criticising what u can't afford.
Your last comment no be am al all.
Someone is asking out of concern
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 5:03pm On Sep 14, 2023
Onyeka90210:

Bruh, this is why I say we need a "broader level of reasoning"
And let me try and expand your reason;
You believe "Nigerians" have lost there sense of judgment, because they choose to sell their cars at the current market value ( which has increased in value because it's one of the most sought after cars in Nigeria) yh.
For that Nigerians are greedy yeah?

Let me take you abroad for a sec.
One of the most sought out cars in the U.S, the Toyota supra mark IV (2002), it's not a vintage car or anything, It's a 2002 Toyota.
It always has an increasing value, just because it's "sought after" just like our corrolla.
No sane American Citizen will sell his Toyota Supra below what he got it for.
You won't see anyone call him greedy for that, cause almost everyone there understands economics (no be their papa dey control value).
That's why I said most people should have a broader sense of reasoning, it will go a long way.
You talking, if your dad passes his old benz that he bought around 500k that year, an has been in his back yard unto you, and then you discover the car is a 20 year old car that is well "sought after", you go online to check price and you're seeing 10 million naira for each used one, will you go ahead and post the car for 200k because you're not "greedy" ?
Another instance, you're looking online for a phone, it's 200k used everywhere, then you see someone selling for 50k cause he desperately needs it money to settle something, you buy for 50k, use the phone for 1 year (phone still in good condition), you check the current market value, you see it's selling 150k used, will you sell for 30k as "not greedy fellow?
Abeg abeg. grin
Make everybody dey play.
You can go through my previous to see the explanation and instances I have been giving, I am on holidays, that's why I have the chance to do this and try to reply everyone who doesn't understand.

The initial argument was " why would someone sell a car he got for 2m last 4 years for 2m now"

And I decided to chip in.
As long as an item is sold below the current market value, it's a clearance sale.
I’m not in support of greedy folks who try to sell above the current “used market value”
But I no know how una take remix your own to "price you got it" cheesy come dey try play emotional game.
Wether na you buy am, or na gift, or inheritance, or whatever it always has a constant "used market value"
So if dey dash you car, and you need money, you no go sell am, you go dash am out as well?
Dey play. grin
So na because of me you write this long epistle of Corinthians for grin

You funny o grin

My position is simple. A sizeable number of folks are greedy and are unrealistic with their price. Period.
That's why I said they need to factor in depreciation. someone advertised a used dumb bell for around 35k when the new one is within the range of 32-35k.
This is my grouse
Have a great day.
Btw, I didn't read what you wrote

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 1:34pm On Sep 14, 2023
Onyeka90210:

Bruh,
"He could have gotten the car for $5000 in 2019
And then decide to sell it after 4 years of use at a reduced price of $3000 in 2023."

Value of $5000 in 2019
Value of $3000 in 2023

If you really do not understand what "depreciation" means in the first place, I don't think I would want to engage further.
Thank you.
My response refers to those who are selling at what they bought the item or even more.
We all should be reasonable but some have lost their sense of judgement and reasonableness

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 11:43am On Sep 14, 2023
Onyeka90210:

It’s like you don’t understand economics at all grin
If you bought $1k at 300n/$ for N300k in 2019
Will you you sell same $1k for N300k in 2023?, as a fellow that is not “greedy”.
He could have gotten the car for $5000 in 2019
And then decide to sell it after 4 years of use at a reduced price of $3000 in 2023.
It’s not always about greed, it’s inflation.
I’m not supporting greedy folks but, I mean, you do have to consider inflation.
But personally, i feel Corolla is over priced in Nigeria sha.
You forgot to factor in depreciation

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 11:41am On Sep 14, 2023
chrisdking1:


If u understood inflation, u wouldn’t talk like this.
If you understand depreciation, you wouldn't talk like this

Cc wunmi590

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Celebrities / Re: Interview With Mohbad's Father, He Broke Down In Tears On Mohbad Burial Day. by GorillaApp(m): 11:24am On Sep 14, 2023
I can feel his pain. The silent pain of a father

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Sports / Re: Tonye Solomon Wins Guinness Most Steps Climbed On Ladder Balancing Ball On Head by GorillaApp(m): 1:26pm On Sep 13, 2023
Nice

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