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Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 2:15pm On Jul 25, 2023
ahnie:

Your polo white,your teeth shine

Goodluck to you.
grin

Take care
Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 1:59pm On Jul 25, 2023
[quote author=ahnie post=124648841]
May the tides favour you....no go loose guard follow ikebe when you fall in [/quote
I no fit loose guard na. I be original grin
Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 1:55pm On Jul 25, 2023
ahnie:

Na December time e go be be that.no shakes!
If I Neva enter east side by then, no problem then. I be omotor now o grin
Agriculture / What Agro- Business Can I Do? by GorillaApp(m): 1:54pm On Jul 25, 2023
My people, I greet una.
Na Una country brother dey salute so.
I reside in the southern part of this country (Delta). I was formerly working a 9-5 job but resigned and started my hustle and I'm happy I did switched.
Now with the way this country is going, I'm thinking of diversifying into an agro-allied business. All people care about now is food and survival.
Which area can a young man tap into. I may not be physically present to run it all the time but I have a trusted hand who can do that. I also do not have power to clear grass and do all those menial stuff ( I'm lazy grin)
I know this sound very vague but I need help before my japa vehicle set.
For the now I just don't wanna rely on one income stream.
Targeted start up capital is between 500k to 1 million.
There is land available ( personal) and more can be acquired ( rental).

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Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 1:43pm On Jul 25, 2023
ahnie:

Asaba.
Your own good nau that time.
I think say you dey waffi.
I for host you small
Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 1:39pm On Jul 25, 2023
ahnie:
The way this agbor man stressed me n my then 5years old boy during the cash crunch time,that my lil boy has to stay with me in Accessbank from 11:30am when he closed from school till after 6pm .

The lil kid was so stressed out that he survived only on canned coca cola and eggroll waiting for mummy to collect money in long queue.
His support system was super strong telling me now to leave the queue


I refused deleting that pictures because my son was overtly stressed because of this baldheaded diminutive short umunede/agbor man.

Pls DSS should give this man to me....e get weytin I wan tellam.
Come this woman. mavor.

Eya! I was lucky that period sha. I get person for bank wey dey give me cash on a steady.
Where you dey? Warri abi na Asaba.
Sports / Re: Mbappe Offered ₦690 Billion (₦2.8b Per Day) Deal By Saudi Club Al Hilal (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 5:27pm On Jul 24, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:
Be like say we escorts some people come this world

Hahaha my brother. The thing tire person!
Just imagine money,!
Only one person
Politics / Re: 'Sanwo-Olu Approves Mass Burial For 103 EndSARS Victims' - Gazette, The Sun by GorillaApp(m): 5:45am On Jul 24, 2023
Funflipper:


Don't be naive. Anybody can fabricate that letter using ordinary MS word.
You should be very naive. For several newspapers to carry such information means they have done some fact checking and authentication of the source.
You people act sanctimonious because you are trying to protect your masters.
Can you imagine all these imps asking for list of the dead and family relatives? Something the government and military is trying to keep a secret by intimidating the relatives and your are expecting a list?

Well my happiness is that what ever any man sows, he shall reap. Helinues, I pray for you, you shall reap the rewards of your labor a thousand folds in Jesus name. Amen.
Cc: slynation
Family / Re: Relocation Sales (ibadan)... Check in Here!!! by GorillaApp(m): 6:02pm On Jul 23, 2023
paul234:
*Most items are less than a year used (with warranty)
*All items are neatly used
*All prices are open to negotiations


1. Car (2013 Kia sportage) 4.5m
2. Turkey Royal Bed set (6 x 7 with spring mattress, side drawers, dressing mirror and stool, side lamps) 520k
3. Marble Dining table with 6 chairs (could be sold separately) 180k
4. LG Split AC 2.0HP Dual Inverter 250k
5. LG 308L Top Freezer Inverter Refrigerator (GL-C322RLBN) 200k
6. LG 42L Inverter Microwave (MH8265DIS) 70k
7. LG 1250 Watts Home Theater (AUD 8 ARX) 150k
8. LG 60" Smart webOS 3.5 UHD 4K LED TV (60UH603) 280k
9. PS4 (with 2 console and 4 highend games) 150k
10. Inverter System (2nos of 220AH, 1100kva mppt system, 6nos of 180watt canadian panel) 600k
11. Adult Swing chair 120k
12. ORL 26" Industrial Fan 40k
13. Cepsa Light weight 12.5kg Gas cylinder 20k
14. MAXI 3+1 Gas Cooker 60*60 Wood Finish 60k
15. Set of coolers 18k
16. Glass Top TV console 40k
17. 3.5kva Elepaq Generator 80k
18. Computer Table With 4 Wheels 15k
19. Shoe rack 10k
20. Bluetooth speaker 15k
21. Complete Duvet (White or Grey) 15k
22. Set of box 40k
23. Baby cot duvet 5k
24. Baby cot with mattress 40k
25. Hisense 10kg Washing machine 60k
26. CWAY Dispenser (new) 50k
27. Turkish Centre rugs (2) 30k
28. Thick Glass Centre table with side stool 40k
29. Kids Sport car and bicycle 100k
30. Curtains 30k
31. Gas cylinder 6kg 10k
32. Drums (2) 20k
33. Turkish Wine closet/bar 40k
34. ROKU Ultra (with this device no need for dstv subscription) 60k
35. Mermaid White Wedding dress with ruffles (size 10-12) 90k

Location: Bodija Area, Ibadan

Contact: 070-thirty-four, two-fifty, two-sixty

Commission on referral!
Can I see the gen pic
Technology Market / Re: ABC Of Tiger Generator ( I Pass My Neighbour) by GorillaApp(m): 5:22pm On Jul 23, 2023
RepairZone:
Yes, your 1.25kv gen can carry a 6kg manual washing machine.

Thank you
Technology Market / Re: ABC Of Tiger Generator ( I Pass My Neighbour) by GorillaApp(m): 2:26pm On Jul 23, 2023
RepairZone:
Yes, your 1.25kva genset should work fine with the right Lpg carburetor fitting. Keep gas cylinder 4/5 steps away and covered.

Thanks but you didn't get my question. I was asking if the 1.25kv gen can carry a manual 6kg washing machine
Technology Market / Re: ABC Of Tiger Generator ( I Pass My Neighbour) by GorillaApp(m): 11:52am On Jul 23, 2023
RepairZone:
No, your 800watt rated Tiger genset cannot carry this appliance.

Ok. What about the thermocool gen rated 1.25kv?
No light in my hood for one week now and my big gen is not around.i'm tempted
Family / Re: GAZZUZZ House Hold Items by GorillaApp(m): 8:18am On Jul 23, 2023
GAZZUZZ:
1.1kva fireman 1800 generator.

₦35,000

08033910382
Wow. Clean. Available?

Which size of gen can carry a pumping machine?
BEDC don show me shege. No water for house
Politics / Re: Fuel Price Hike: Lagos Workers Adopt Shift Operations; Residents Lament Plights by GorillaApp(m): 7:29am On Jul 23, 2023
RecentHistory:


See this dwarf akpu pygmy.
Alimosho LGA has more vehicles than Ebonyi, Abia, Enugu and Imo combined.
Lol. In your imagination I guess.
Some of you will need to leave your base and travel round to learn about other places.
It's really pathetic coming out to disgrace yourself like this
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing You Want To Stop But Always See Yourself Doing It Again by GorillaApp(m): 7:13am On Jul 23, 2023
Sniper101:

Eight out of Ten always respond nicely.
Five out of Ten are always willing to meet up.
Wow
This is really a social experiment

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing You Want To Stop But Always See Yourself Doing It Again by GorillaApp(m): 8:52am On Jul 22, 2023
Sniper101:
Wooing married ladies on SM angry
Do they respond?
Family / Re: 38 Years Old, 40k Salary, 5 Children Living In One Room by GorillaApp(m): 9:04am On Jul 21, 2023
Owaincouncil:


Thank you for this, can I also know the state where the OP resides. I can link him to a church that can help him with the school fees of two of the children.
It is well
God bless you. this is humanity at work. We are the gods we all need. God will not come down from heaven. Bless you for this
Travel / Re: Where Can I Legally Relocate To In 6 Months Time? by GorillaApp(m): 7:49pm On Jul 20, 2023
Ayinke93:
Giving yourself the very tight 6 months timeline is a very big recipe for failure in this japa journey. Taking the time even if it's 3 years to do it properly and not run into another world of struggle because of desperation is a better strategy in my opinion. Take your time to research, consider learning French and exploring Canadian express entry. That process alone might take up to 18 months. also, consider learning in demand skills in your country of choice, trust me japa is only sweet when you are not working ridiculous hours doing menial jobs. The rewards of taking these steps far outweighs that you'll get if you desperately escape in 6 months.
Beautiful advice. Is it necessary to learn French
Agriculture / Re: How Do I Stop This Continuous Bee Attack On The Farm? by GorillaApp(m): 10:40pm On Jul 19, 2023
chukskafor:
Bros na wrong person you just quote o, no be me be @Foodqueen
Oh really. Sorry
Crime / Re: Dr. Olufunmilayo Ogunsanya Exonerated Of Rape Accusation By UK Medical Tribunal by GorillaApp(m): 4:02pm On Jul 19, 2023
Candidlady:
sad
U no fit talk abi

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Family / Re: I'm Worried, All I Have Now Is 300k by GorillaApp(m): 11:51am On Jul 19, 2023
Cuteness4real:
I have to join the forum to share my current situation. Maybe I can feel more better. I've always been an offline reader.

I'm a single mother of two. So far, I have been able to saved 300k. My house rent of 260k is experiring next month, my first son is entering secondary school in September. I'm getting too worried on how I'm going to meet up.
I'm into buying and selling business, some times, one may not sell out for two to three months. right now, I don't want to scatter this money Incase I can't gather it back before ending of next month. I don't want to default in paying my rent. Moving to cheaper accommodation is not an option. I love this particular apartment because the environment is lovely with nice neighbors. We're like families.

Pls, what's your opinion/suggestion/advice on this?

What kind of business can you advise me to quickly do to add little profit before ending of next month, so I don't go empty after paying my rent?
What's your opinion/advice/experience on sending a 9yrs old child to a government secondary school?
Because, if I can't afford our desired private school, I might send him to government sch.
Matured mind pls.
Can you talk to the landlord to take part payment first?

Govt school in some areas ain't that bad. I know it doesn't match up to the private school but just go ahead if it's the only option. Some govt school are a bit fair. We all attended govt school and we turned out alright. Things have changed though.

Just pray about it and be at peace with yourself. You have tried. Shalom!

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Family / Re: My Woman Wants A Blood Covenant by GorillaApp(m): 11:46am On Jul 19, 2023
This one wan invite demons in now.....

Happy feasting o

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Agriculture / Re: How Do I Stop This Continuous Bee Attack On The Farm? by GorillaApp(m): 11:34am On Jul 19, 2023
chukskafor:
The advice above is a highway to the grave, act on it at your own peril
How do you get to their queen @foodqueen?
U want to kill person pikin abi? Kwantinue

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Romance / Re: Adamawa Vigilante Marries Pretty Norwegian (photos) by GorillaApp(m): 10:39am On Jul 19, 2023
orohbiro:
Our men are no longer considering us again grin
We must hold protest against this white cargoes taking our young men we won't take this we are not useless grin
Look no further. I'm here
Politics / Re: ₦‎620 Per Litre: This Isn’t What We Voted For, Tinubu’s Supporter Laments by GorillaApp(m): 7:09pm On Jul 18, 2023
taylor89:
Una go cry tire

We warned y’all like we did in 2015

But Helinues and the rest assured us Tinubu was a master strategist and a graduate of accounting from Chicago University

He did it in Lagos he will replicate it in Nigeria

I knew Tinubu was a Buffon because a man who spent over $500 million to acquire power won’t work for the benefit of the masses

Go to street now everybody just squeeze face

The country is mourning including APC supporters

Omo this government of Tinubu must favor you people and una family oo

Una go cry till blood come out
You forgot to add first class graduate. Pls do the needful grin

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Family / Re: My Name Is Not Included On The Document Of Land Bought By My Husband by GorillaApp(m): 4:56pm On Jul 18, 2023
Ijelenwanyioma:

You are the only one getting my point. Maybe he plan marrying someone else in the future which I won't be part of his properties again
I will respond because you come from the east. He has no ulterior plan. Over 90% of men will put their name exclusively the total money comes from them. It doesn't mean he has plans to kick you out later.
Cool down

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Doctor Shares Her Battle With Loneliness In The UK by GorillaApp(m): 3:24pm On Jul 18, 2023
Hmmm

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NYSC / Re: NYSC: My First Encounter In South-East As A Corper by GorillaApp(m): 2:51pm On Jul 18, 2023
spyder880:


Happens everywhere in my village, I have never seen a corper that paid rents.
Just to let them know that Igbos are one of the best folks to have around

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NYSC / Re: NYSC: My First Encounter In South-East As A Corper by GorillaApp(m): 2:36pm On Jul 18, 2023
Curtisaxel10:
You talked about hatred projected during the last elections but let me kindly remind you that no single Yoruba was harmed, beaten, or harassed in any way here in the Southeast despite the horrible treatment our people recieved in Lagos. We are a peaceful people.

You are welcome to my lovely state. I assure you, you have nothing to fear. Feel free and enjoy yourself. We have many Yorubas living and working in peace here without being harassed or asked to return to their state of origin. I'm sure you must have met some of them.

If your PPA is in the state capital, I would be honored to host you in my humble abode sometime. Nnooo nwannem. You are welcome.
Bless you bro. I Have a room reserved in my compound for corp members and they are not to pay.the last person was from kogi and another Benue and also akwa ibom. They don't pay

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Pets / Re: Dog Mauls Owner's 4-Year-Old Son To Death In Rivers (Graphic Photo) by GorillaApp(m): 11:58am On Jul 18, 2023
tyup:
Aww that's so sad and sending my condolences to the family of the boy.

I sincerely suggest they take the Dog to a veterinary therapist for evaluation and given necessary treatment so incidents like this isn't repeated. So sad
That dog should be put down. EOD

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Chat With An Online Job Scammer by GorillaApp(m): 12:39pm On Jul 17, 2023
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Business / Re: WEMA Bank: Your Naira Card Is Now Your Global Passport! by GorillaApp(m): 9:23am On Jul 17, 2023
RomanGreen:
Bring down the rate to atleast #700/1$, just may be we will consider using your card. Your rates are terrible
Which would you recommend pls

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