Properties › Re: How I Lived With A Snake In My House For Months by GorillaApp(m): 11:14am On Feb 02 |
Jaylord12: Funny but na so I be oooo.......I no fit stand snake See grown up men with scraggy, hairy balls getting jittery about snakes smh. Cc brain54 |
Properties › Re: How I Lived With A Snake In My House For Months by GorillaApp(m): 11:12am On Feb 02 |
Fekumzi123: You may be living with one presently and you don't know. Fact! In those days I usually bring out a day to go check everywhere in my house for unwanted visitors. Don't seem to have the time or strength for that anymore |
Politics › Re: No Law Compels Governor To Operate Only From Govt House — Governor Otti by GorillaApp(m): 10:19am On Feb 02 |
Jayhome24: No need to get angry, I dug your hypocrisy out and you are angry, why? Obviously you are the one pained. I was only offering respite. |
Politics › Re: No Law Compels Governor To Operate Only From Govt House — Governor Otti by GorillaApp(m): 10:13am On Feb 02 |
Jayhome24: Really, but when Tinubu was in DHQ for few weeks after his sworn-in I still remember you are among those losers shouting and insulting him now your govetnor doing the same and it's fine by you. That is hypocrisy.
Otti should go to that state house his private property is not the state house... Goan hug transformer bro. |
Politics › Re: No Law Compels Governor To Operate Only From Govt House — Governor Otti by GorillaApp(m): 10:10am On Feb 02 |
ppogba: But there is a law that permits the state government to spend N3b in renovating the governor' s personal house in Isiala Ngwa? Where did you get that information? Pls prove it. |
Politics › Re: No Law Compels Governor To Operate Only From Govt House — Governor Otti by GorillaApp(m): 10:08am On Feb 02 |
Terabyt31: We agreed, but it's better to get close to the masses Which is more closer to the masses? Government lodge tucked away in an inaccessible area or his house which might be in a quite residential neighborhood? |
Food › Re: Have You Taken Snake Wine Before? (Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 9:52am On Feb 02 |
Hypnotise: Can’t drink this for a million dolls One million dollars? Where is the drink pls! |
Properties › Re: Building Finish Process Of Block Of 6 Flats In Emene Enugu by GorillaApp(m): 6:26pm On Feb 01 |
spyder880: It's safe and possible, many people gave done this with success in the past. What needs to be done is to study the plans when you are ready and get a professional to calculate the load, then introduce pillars where necessary in the bungalow, then do a decking and a top floor.
Its possible. Ok. Thank you bro. This is very reassuring |
Properties › Re: Building Finish Process Of Block Of 6 Flats In Emene Enugu by GorillaApp(m): 1:31pm On Feb 01 |
spyder880: Work is still going on seriously in this house. More pictures later. Hello my brother. A lovely work you are doing. More grace and increase. Pls I have a question. I was discussing with my uncle who happens to be a mason in the village and is helping me to do some job in my house at the village. I was reluctant in going to deep with the job because I was thinking that sometimes in the future, I would bring down the bungalow and replace it with a duplex but he told me there was no need to bring it down completely as it is possible to remove the roof and add a floor on top with pillars for support. I'm not a builder and was a bit skeptical so I decided to reach you. Is this possible? Is it safe? The house is not hollow blocks. Thank you |
Politics › Re: What Six Geo-political Zones Contributed To The VAT Pool And Received In 2025 by GorillaApp(m): 1:20pm On Feb 01 |
YourGFsnatcher: Who in the hell gave you the impression that we don't want you to go? What do you contribute? If not because of this useless leaders who ever told you any region wants you stay? Have you ever seen any normal person saying the East should not go? Are your leaders not part of the people not wanting you to go? There's nothing that will give me joy than seeing you leeches leave this country. You have NOTHING to offer Alright. Kindly begin to campaign for it vigorously |
Education › Re: Convocation Day In ABU Zaria: A Nairalander Bags a Degree by GorillaApp(m): 8:51am On Feb 01 |
Gotocourt: Australia 45 New Zealand 55 Thank you |
Business › Re: I Run A Business And I Still Don’t Understand How The Tax System Works by GorillaApp(m): 7:56am On Feb 01 |
Pojomojo: Individual employees are also required to file returns that show sources of their incomes for the year ended.It's possible that the individual employees are having income sources other than the salary which needs to be declared in the individual returns.
For example, a company proves payment of tax by presenting its Tax Clearance Certificate (TCC).
As an individual, the only way to process a Tax Clearance Certificate is to declare your income in line with what your employer has reported through Form H1, which is filed by the employer at the end of January each year.
Therefore, to be able to prove tax compliance as an individual, you must file your individual tax returns, which are due on or before 31st March every year.
The government has nothing to lose if an individual refuses to file his returns.But when your vehicle has issue with task force and you ar asked to show your TCC, its at this point individuals will realize the mistake they have been making by not filling their returns. Abeg wetin concern Moto with tax? This whole thing is getting more confusing |
Business › Re: I Run A Business And I Still Don’t Understand How The Tax System Works by GorillaApp(m): 7:52am On Feb 01 |
happney65: And how does the government know that which is my profit. That is a one million dollar question none of you have been able to answer
Not to worry,na this 2027. Oju gbogbo wa ma boo on top this tax issue
Shior I thought I was the only one thinking in this direction. This country is messed up. |
Education › Re: Convocation Day In ABU Zaria: A Nairalander Bags a Degree by GorillaApp(m): 7:19am On Feb 01 |
Gotocourt: If you've got STEM course, Check out if you qualify for Japa to New Zealand and Australia skilled workers visa 🙌. What the age limit? |
Family › Re: Married And Later Divorced, Please Share Your Experience by GorillaApp(m): 7:02am On Feb 01 |
FuckYeyeMods: My own question is, what does it mean for a married woman who own a shop to be clean shaved always. It began sometimes later in the marriage and not that she does that often before. The husband was confiding in me that that, he go without sex for 2 or 3 weeks sometimes. But maybe one morning one thing led to another and he want to have sex, she's already clean shaved. It's not an allegations or case of suspicion but the gentle guy just want to be sure what that meant before things go bad. It's actually a true scenario and a little insight to such situation will really go a long way. He should try and improve his sex life. At least once or twice a week is manageable. |
Politics › Re: What Six Geo-political Zones Contributed To The VAT Pool And Received In 2025 by GorillaApp(m): 4:15pm On Jan 31 |
U YourGFsnatcher: Then why do some people like making noise while they should be grateful for being leeches. Even NE that has nothing is doing better. Why are you then scared of letting the so called leech go? Is it not funny? You call them leeches and the leeches want to go and you don't wanna let them go! |
Politics › Re: What Six Geo-political Zones Contributed To The VAT Pool And Received In 2025 by GorillaApp(m): 4:12pm On Jan 31 |
Tenses: You dey spoonfeed person. The person wey you dey spoonfeed say he no chop again say he won go his way but you wey dey spoonfeed am say na lie he no go go anywhere.
There's something they are not telling us. Exactly! They should let the SE go! What are they afraid of? |
Politics › Re: What Six Geo-political Zones Contributed To The VAT Pool And Received In 2025 by GorillaApp(m): 4:10pm On Jan 31 |
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Health › Re: Child Rescued From 37-Meter Well In Bertoua Cameroon, Local Man Hailed As Hero by GorillaApp(m): 12:38pm On Jan 31 |
CrownedPhoenix: This night go sweet for Bosco, the village champion.
From the pictures, the cuddling has already started..  Just the comment I was looking for. Women are drawn to three things. Men with power( men in place of authority) Men with money. Men with fame/ a celebrated Man. Bosco just joined the league of desired men.  |
Politics › Re: It’s Possible It’s An AI — Military Reacts To Viral Gentle De Yahoo Video by GorillaApp(m): 12:24pm On Jan 31 |
merrymike47: sir, it’s not the duty of the Nigerian army to detect if a video is AI or real If the military with all its superiority as an intelligent sector could not scrutinize the video and ascertain if its ai or not, then shame on them! No foreign country's military will say this. If they don't have the expert who can do it in their fold, they go outside and look for such a person as a contractor. No wonder the country is the way it is because the populace does not even understand what good governance is! |
Politics › Re: It’s Possible It’s An AI — Military Reacts To Viral Gentle De Yahoo Video by GorillaApp(m): 12:21pm On Jan 31 |
merrymike47: sir, it’s not the duty of the Nigerian army to detect if a video is AI or real You are missing out the real issue. If they have him in their custody or have killed him extra- judiciously, they would have been emphatic In saying that the said video is fake, but when you say maybe, it means you really never at any point had him In your custody- except he escaped. Get my point now? This is a big indictment |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Don Lemon Arrested After Anti-ICE Protest In American Church (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 11:17am On Jan 31 |
saintokwuluora: Don Lemon has let his gay habit reset his brain and dimish his career. He walked into the church started filming and reported that the church will experience something new and distressing as their pastor(an ICE agent) having been doing to migrants, even long before the protesters barged into church. So knew of the protest in the church and facilitated it. He only ran away from the church when he was told on his live streaming that he has bleeped himself up What kind of write up is this? I could barely understand it. The mods sef dey on loud. |
Education › Re: IELTS and SAT classes/Lectures In Warri by GorillaApp(m): 8:43pm On Jan 30 |
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Education › Re: Soludo Threatens To Shut Private Schools That Fail To Open On Mondays by GorillaApp(m): 7:08pm On Jan 29 |
naptu2: Yet you were eager to quote me. 🤣
Kai!
He has nothing sensible to contribute and instead of keeping mute, he quoted me with an emotional and meaningless word salad.
Talking about, "from afar off" and other such crap.
I should save myself from reading more crap from him by blocking him. I really think I should not dignify you anymore with a mention. |
Education › Re: Soludo Threatens To Shut Private Schools That Fail To Open On Mondays by GorillaApp(m): 6:50pm On Jan 29 |
naptu2: What is the meaning of this nonsense and what has it got to do with my post?? And you think what you wrote made much sense? Funny folks |
Education › Re: Soludo Threatens To Shut Private Schools That Fail To Open On Mondays by GorillaApp(m): 5:17pm On Jan 29 |
EponObi: "The main point is which parent will risk taking his or her child to school on Monday?"
You failed to tell us why pupils leaving their homes to school on Monday in your region might likely end up dead.
You people lack introspection.
All over the world, all over the other regions in Nigeria, children leave home to school like it's nothing. In fact, if you see a child playing around on Monday, you are forced to ask why he or she is not in school. It's like a taboo.
It's the other way around in your region.
You see children going to school on Monday, and you are forced to ask if they have parents or guardians or if they have death wishes. Why is this?
You have a governor who is saying enough of that nonsense. He's stamping his foot on the ground to correct this abomination but you are all here hiding behind your keyboards in the safety of Lagos to call him a mad professor. It's well.
This is an issue Obi should add his voice to and tell his people to listen to reason. But he won't because it's not happening in Lagos or other regions in Nigeria. Again, it's well.
You want to build Nigeria, you say you will prioritize education, you say you will move Nigeria from consumption to production, you cry about out of school children, you lament every market day that poverty is ravaging lives of Nigerians; however, in your region, your people don't go to work on Monday, government offices are closed, banks are closed, children are out of school, people die just for going outside, there's zero economic activities on the most important business day in the he world. Mr. Bob the builder, It's well.
A few Igbo guys are quoting me saying I am blaming the victim and that the Governor can't secure them. You guys are not ready. When you are, you will speak up with one voice against the oppression of IPOB and support your governor. You support IPOB and their oppression but protest against the governor trying to stop your oppressor. You never ready. This is not how to resolve these issues. You first of all dialogue with your citizens, get their views and feel their pulse. They from what ever fears they have, you try as much as possible to allay their fears. Strengthen local security by deployment of armed security men in strategic position so that the people can see that there are intervention forces that can come to their rescue. This approach can never end well for soludo. He will end up eroding the few good will that he has |
Education › Re: Soludo Threatens To Shut Private Schools That Fail To Open On Mondays by GorillaApp(m): 5:11pm On Jan 29 |
naptu2: Many have said that there is no insecurity in the East and that it's outsiders that are spreading a false story about insecurity in order to give the East a bad name.
So why are some people now talking about security if this is true.
If what they have been saying all this while is true then there is absolutely nothing to be afraid of. It's quite funny how someone can sit afar off and begin to postulate. What ever pockets of violence that exist before now in parts of the east is mostly external influences from non-stste actors and pro-government forces. However, this is not the right way to reassure you citizens, soludo |
Education › Re: Alexander Linda Nkemdilim Graduates With 1st Class From UniLag, Netizens React by GorillaApp(m): 4:57pm On Jan 29 |
Congratulations to her. Beauty and brain. Ada Igbo. |
Crime › Re: Uk-based Nigerian Jailed 6 Years For Raping A Woman In Toilet Of A Train by GorillaApp(m): 9:49am On Jan 29 |
Sirianese: Get a life dude... tribalism is a waste of time & energy I am struggling to see what is tribal here. The mentioned name? |
Romance › Re: Man's 17 Girlfriends Discovered Themselves After He Was Hospitalised (Throwback) by GorillaApp(m): 9:41am On Jan 29 |
KingDashx: I swear i knew it was china. Mr yuan dey collect from 17 babes. Dude's a pro... Kept it hidden until he was hospitalized.. not bad.
Back in 2023 wey I dey my prime I gather 5 babes, nobody tell me I break up with all, I won craze. 5 and you wan break, people from this side dey run 8-10 well |
Family › Re: I Need Your Advice As Regards My Family . by GorillaApp(m): 8:00am On Jan 27 |
Kobojunkie: The options available are straightforward in this case. You have a child, and that child needs to be raised by the parents, preferably both of them. From your story, seems the mother of the child does not have her feet on the ground still. One thing you can do is become the primary parent for your baby while the mother, after moving on, begins working to at least pay child support for the child. ( She can, of course, visit with the child often to ensure the child has the mother in their life through the period.) After the woman has adequately situated herself — gotten her own apartment and is financially stable enough to host her child for at least a couple of days each week — you can both decide on a co-parenting schedule that allows the child spend 50/50 time with each parent. 
Either that, or you can always take the woman to court and get 100% custody of your child based on the fact that the woman is not able to handle the responsibility at all at this time. 🥱🥱🥱 Is this actually coming from kobojunkie? Good gracious! @OP, the child is here, the child is here. That's all that matters. Na you bring her come so grow up and suck it all up. You ain't too young to haxe a family. Or you are planning to hit 40 first? Don't maltreat that woman and stop looking down on her. You ain't much better than her You need a mentor to walk you through this phase. I would advise you sit down with your dad and discuss all of these concerns. He will help you see things clearer. Best of luck bro. I started my own family at that age |
Politics › Re: We Have A State To Rescue - GRV's reply On List Of Lagos ADC Co-ordinators by GorillaApp(m): 7:23pm On Jan 26 |
Chucks13: Who is this again? Yu better rescue yourself or go to your village and rescue them first efore rescuing another people's land.
GRV go home go back to wherever you came from your attention is needed in your home go home and stop giving Lagosian headache they don't need you or welcome you anymore, go home. Please where is his village? I really wanna know |