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Education / Re: Ondo: Omoyeni Joy Folakemi Makes 9As In WAEC, 338 In JAMB, 1400/1600 In SAT by GorillaApp(m): 6:33am On Aug 13, 2023
Hopebringer:
Is this now a tribal competition between those two tribes again?

Why are these two tribes always measuring themselves?

If one tribe posts one thing the orher tribe tries to look for same thing in their tribe to post why?

This is diminishing and destroying the achievements. You mods are not trying at all for allowing yourselves to get drawn into this tribe thing .

You are all teaching the future generations tribalism and hate and oh my will it come home to roost

Go and read on the troubles in the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.

You guys don't know the wars you are stoking. When the killings and bombings starts some of you will bury our kids then you would both know what you have done to yourselves .

The 13, 14 and 15 year olds who come here leave with only one thing , hatred for the other tribe.

I pity you yoruba and Igbos . When this food is served both of you will cry asking how you got here .

I just wish Nigeria can be divided so the rest of us stay away from you two tribes.

If Seun had any honor he would shut down this website. This website adds nothing to our nation any more other than dividing us.
My niece that has never left Edo state till she travelled to Canada already hates the Yoruba .

Imagine , a girl of 14 who hasn't interacted with Yoruba enough but thanks to Nairaland she sees them as too tribalitic and bullies .

This website is shaping future generations for hate. Te years where this website was of value has gone .

Seun shut this website down pls

Words on Marble!
Just that seun will never shut down this site. It's a money spinner for him, but he has ignored all calls to sanitize this forum.

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Education / Re: Chioma Opara; Made 9A's In WAEC, 345 In JAMB, Wins $340,000 Scholarships by GorillaApp(m): 6:21am On Aug 13, 2023
Guyman01:
Instead of making snide comments we need to find out why the Igbos are outstanding in academics, technology and trading.

I went to fix my car with a Yoruba mechanic, he struggled with it and couldn't fix it, then I took it to an Igbo guy who claimed he will fix it and billed me and he succeeded.

Now this is what happened, the Igbo guy knows that he doesn't know the problem with the car, he then called another mechanic a Berom guy from Plateau State who is an expert on such issues to do the work in his workshop while pretending as if he was giving him directives as the boss, that's wisdom and my car was fixed in a very short time.

I came back to the Yoruba guy and explained to him that because he wanted to eat alone thats why he failed, he should always have the contacts of those who are better than him in certain areas and whenever he has difficulties he should contact them, all that customers want is to see their cars fixed and that's exactly what the guy did and I was satisfied.
This made me laugh but it is true. The Igbo man is creative to a dizzying degree

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Health / Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by GorillaApp(m): 4:54pm On Aug 11, 2023
ElValiente:
Your name sounds northerners. They will give any man their a*s. In the name of protecting their puni for one umar okada guy in Lagos tearing ashiii puni daily.
Are you serious right now?

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Travel / Re: Reckless Driver Crushes Family Of Five To Death In Imo by GorillaApp(m): 4:00pm On Aug 11, 2023
Vinnie2000:


Going home with your Family by 11pm. sad

Night Waka no good @all. embarassed undecided
He owns a restaurant and I am sure they just closed and were heading home. Too many avoidable death.
Na this one make my former colleague, maduka dey fear to enter keke. Because of animals like the Rx driver

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Business / Re: Is Mini Importation Profitable? by GorillaApp(m): 11:00am On Aug 11, 2023
Na so!
Very soon E book go follow

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Politics / Re: El-rufai Withdraws Interest In Ministerial Appointment, Recommends Replacement by GorillaApp(m): 9:47am On Aug 11, 2023
helinues:


Kick out and replace him with your dad?
His dad may even be a better option.
Your seemingly foolishness has made lots blind to reality.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 12:55pm On Aug 10, 2023
Chiomy17:
250litres water storage drum available for sale
Price; 18k

Location: ketu, Alapere
Call/WhatsApp: 07069533869
Can this go for 10k
Music/Radio / Re: Halle - Angel (Official Video) by GorillaApp(m): 9:20pm On Aug 08, 2023
Checking out

Beautiful, captivating and quite rivetting!

I love it

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Politics / Re: Pictures From NLC Protest In Akwa Ibom State by GorillaApp(m): 11:13am On Aug 02, 2023
IconicR:
Conspiracy everywhere God will judge all of you , it's very unfair to start all these for a government that has barely started. Moderators should be cautioned not to be pushing this kind of topics to front page, they should be taken down. It doesn't speak well of our country
Thunder Fia you dia.

That's all I can say. Bye!

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Politics / Re: Oyo Workers Continue Protest, Beat Up Colleagues For Non-Compliance by GorillaApp(m): 9:35am On Aug 02, 2023
Taylor90:
This is the funniest news I’ve read on Nairaland

That shows you there’s always that one Judas who is ready to betray

We gather dey suffer and wan protest you say you no wan protest

Them beat am grin grin grin grin

It’s good that the hardship is hitting harder from the Ronu republicans

Come to Port Harcourt here people are still living their normal lives drinking clubbing eating buying cars and flexing like say nothing happened

Shebi y’all voted Tinubu to spite us

Una never seee anything

Mortuary go soon full before Christmas
I just thank God all these protest no be for east. Dem for say no ipob. Before Igbo man go eat grass, every other tribes go don enter mortuary grin

Igbo, the last man standing

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Career / Re: Driveinhud Ranks Number 1 Travel App On Play Store! by GorillaApp(m): 3:30pm On Aug 01, 2023
Charpell:

Yes, nationwide
How does it work

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Politics / Re: Protest Against Tinubu’s Petrol Subsidy, Naira Policies Rocks Osun by GorillaApp(m): 2:31pm On Jul 31, 2023
Taylor90:


Shame on you

Old cargo

Pikin wey them born when you starting defending evil on Nairaland don dey do olosho now

Even your superior Madridguy is confessing but no you rather die with fake smile

See 👇 👇👇


Omo! Hungerbad grin hunger don reset the guy head

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Family / Re: I'm Tired, My Husband Is Mentally Challenged by GorillaApp(m): 3:32pm On Jul 30, 2023
beautifulsoul12:
Good morning everyone. I have to create this account to post this.
I can't even sleep at night lately.

I'm so tired and I need help right now. I have been doing this all by myself for so long now, without much complain but now, I need help.
Before I got married to my husband, I didn't know he had a seasonal mental health challenge, but not violent.

I met him in the university, he was in medicine, he had dreams, very ambitious, one of the best in his department, Working his way to travel abroad to continue his education. We were just friends, but I liked him. He kept on asking me out, but I declined. I wanted to graduate first.
We parted ways in year two. He changed school, so, I knew nothing about him again till years later.
Reconnected with him years later after graduation, to my greatest surprise, he didn't graduate, wasted all his resources and couldn't travel out. We still love each other, so we got married.
after the birth of my first child, I wanted to leave him, but I couldn't because he was a good man, but with too many changes and I was the only one who truly care and was there for him.
Three years ago, he became much better. He got a small job, Started bringing in little for upkeep. I saw change and I was happy. We had our second child last year after 8yrs.
Since early this year, the whole thing came up again. Since then, he became jobless again.
The financial burden is all on me. Right now, we can't afford to renew our rent.
I lost my business capital some times ago in wrong business, since then, it has been so much struggles.

I'm trying hard but it's not enough.
I'm thinking of working away, but to where? what about my children? Who will be there for them? What about him? But I'm tired of being in a marriage where I have to struggle for everything, where I can not depend on my man.
Pls, help us renew our house rent.

What do I do?



I read through expecting to see the mental illness or issues but didn't. What I saw was a case of a man no providing for his family.
I know someone who was in that shoe. The husband wasn't lazy, just that things wasn't working out well for him and he was yet to find his bearing. Years later, dude has gained traction. Owned a business, finished his master's program. Planning on PhD and even bought a land.
I really don't know what to advise you. Search your soul and talk to your God. All will be well
Agriculture / Re: What Agro- Business Can I Do? by GorillaApp(m): 6:00pm On Jul 28, 2023
Tohsynetita1:

like castór, coconut, cocoa, cashew, oil palm, banana plantain, jackfruit, guava,sour sop, pineapple,etc.
Thanks bro. Appreciate
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by GorillaApp(m): 1:30pm On Jul 28, 2023
kokoBoii:




See them grin Even people that don't know how to factor a simple Quadratic equation dey mention AI, Machine Learning anyhow grin The above fields are not for anyhow people... If you are not a Maths Genius, or are not accustomed to some advanced Mathematics, avoid anything called "AI or Machine Learning", I no go talk pass like this grin
Which one can someone who is not a maths genius learn abeg
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 11:50am On Jul 26, 2023
chelseamann:
you are welcome boss man
E get person wey need am
Agriculture / Re: What Agro- Business Can I Do? by GorillaApp(m): 9:15am On Jul 26, 2023
Tohsynetita1:
it's not little, at least I have a 10 acres castor plantation of less than 300k
Can I reach you privately about this?

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Agriculture / Re: What Agro- Business Can I Do? by GorillaApp(m): 9:14am On Jul 26, 2023
Tohsynetita1:


try to plant long term crops that you plant once and continue harvesting till like 50 years time.
Maybe I will do that in my village. My maternal grandma has vast lands in the villa. I'm considering something much shorter. Thenk you so much for the suggestion, will work on it. What do you suggest for that long term investment?
Sports / Re: Lebron James' Son, Bronny Suffered A Cardiac Arrest During A Basketball Workout by GorillaApp(m): 5:00pm On Jul 25, 2023
Dittodat:


Mumu man, Do you know how many have died in the US for the same issue?

You wey get sense thank. My message has been passed and those who are intelligent enough knows where I'm heading to.
Bye

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Sports / Re: Lebron James' Son, Bronny Suffered A Cardiac Arrest During A Basketball Workout by GorillaApp(m): 4:56pm On Jul 25, 2023
Country where things work.

If na naija that boy don kpuff be that

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Agriculture / Re: What Agro- Business Can I Do? by GorillaApp(m): 3:27pm On Jul 25, 2023
ahnie:
You wan to farm or wetin I nor understand?
Yep. I want to do an agto bizness
Foreign Affairs / Re: Inmates Hold Guards Hostage In Ecuador’s Five Prisons by GorillaApp(m): 3:24pm On Jul 25, 2023
All those Latin American countries, being a police officer or in the force is a big danger

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Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 2:15pm On Jul 25, 2023
ahnie:

Your polo white,your teeth shine

Goodluck to you.
grin

Take care
Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 1:59pm On Jul 25, 2023
[quote author=ahnie post=124648841]
May the tides favour you....no go loose guard follow ikebe when you fall in [/quote
I no fit loose guard na. I be original grin
Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 1:55pm On Jul 25, 2023
ahnie:

Na December time e go be be that.no shakes!
If I Neva enter east side by then, no problem then. I be omotor now o grin
Agriculture / What Agro- Business Can I Do? by GorillaApp(m): 1:54pm On Jul 25, 2023
My people, I greet una.
Na Una country brother dey salute so.
I reside in the southern part of this country (Delta). I was formerly working a 9-5 job but resigned and started my hustle and I'm happy I did switched.
Now with the way this country is going, I'm thinking of diversifying into an agro-allied business. All people care about now is food and survival.
Which area can a young man tap into. I may not be physically present to run it all the time but I have a trusted hand who can do that. I also do not have power to clear grass and do all those menial stuff ( I'm lazy grin)
I know this sound very vague but I need help before my japa vehicle set.
For the now I just don't wanna rely on one income stream.
Targeted start up capital is between 500k to 1 million.
There is land available ( personal) and more can be acquired ( rental).

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Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 1:43pm On Jul 25, 2023
ahnie:

Asaba.
Your own good nau that time.
I think say you dey waffi.
I for host you small
Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 1:39pm On Jul 25, 2023
ahnie:
The way this agbor man stressed me n my then 5years old boy during the cash crunch time,that my lil boy has to stay with me in Accessbank from 11:30am when he closed from school till after 6pm .

The lil kid was so stressed out that he survived only on canned coca cola and eggroll waiting for mummy to collect money in long queue.
His support system was super strong telling me now to leave the queue


I refused deleting that pictures because my son was overtly stressed because of this baldheaded diminutive short umunede/agbor man.

Pls DSS should give this man to me....e get weytin I wan tellam.
Come this woman. mavor.

Eya! I was lucky that period sha. I get person for bank wey dey give me cash on a steady.
Where you dey? Warri abi na Asaba.
Sports / Re: Mbappe Offered ₦690 Billion (₦2.8b Per Day) Deal By Saudi Club Al Hilal (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 5:27pm On Jul 24, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:
Be like say we escorts some people come this world

Hahaha my brother. The thing tire person!
Just imagine money,!
Only one person
Politics / Re: 'Sanwo-Olu Approves Mass Burial For 103 EndSARS Victims' - Gazette, The Sun by GorillaApp(m): 5:45am On Jul 24, 2023
Funflipper:


Don't be naive. Anybody can fabricate that letter using ordinary MS word.
You should be very naive. For several newspapers to carry such information means they have done some fact checking and authentication of the source.
You people act sanctimonious because you are trying to protect your masters.
Can you imagine all these imps asking for list of the dead and family relatives? Something the government and military is trying to keep a secret by intimidating the relatives and your are expecting a list?

Well my happiness is that what ever any man sows, he shall reap. Helinues, I pray for you, you shall reap the rewards of your labor a thousand folds in Jesus name. Amen.
Cc: slynation
Family / Re: Relocation Sales (ibadan)... Check in Here!!! by GorillaApp(m): 6:02pm On Jul 23, 2023
paul234:
*Most items are less than a year used (with warranty)
*All items are neatly used
*All prices are open to negotiations


1. Car (2013 Kia sportage) 4.5m
2. Turkey Royal Bed set (6 x 7 with spring mattress, side drawers, dressing mirror and stool, side lamps) 520k
3. Marble Dining table with 6 chairs (could be sold separately) 180k
4. LG Split AC 2.0HP Dual Inverter 250k
5. LG 308L Top Freezer Inverter Refrigerator (GL-C322RLBN) 200k
6. LG 42L Inverter Microwave (MH8265DIS) 70k
7. LG 1250 Watts Home Theater (AUD 8 ARX) 150k
8. LG 60" Smart webOS 3.5 UHD 4K LED TV (60UH603) 280k
9. PS4 (with 2 console and 4 highend games) 150k
10. Inverter System (2nos of 220AH, 1100kva mppt system, 6nos of 180watt canadian panel) 600k
11. Adult Swing chair 120k
12. ORL 26" Industrial Fan 40k
13. Cepsa Light weight 12.5kg Gas cylinder 20k
14. MAXI 3+1 Gas Cooker 60*60 Wood Finish 60k
15. Set of coolers 18k
16. Glass Top TV console 40k
17. 3.5kva Elepaq Generator 80k
18. Computer Table With 4 Wheels 15k
19. Shoe rack 10k
20. Bluetooth speaker 15k
21. Complete Duvet (White or Grey) 15k
22. Set of box 40k
23. Baby cot duvet 5k
24. Baby cot with mattress 40k
25. Hisense 10kg Washing machine 60k
26. CWAY Dispenser (new) 50k
27. Turkish Centre rugs (2) 30k
28. Thick Glass Centre table with side stool 40k
29. Kids Sport car and bicycle 100k
30. Curtains 30k
31. Gas cylinder 6kg 10k
32. Drums (2) 20k
33. Turkish Wine closet/bar 40k
34. ROKU Ultra (with this device no need for dstv subscription) 60k
35. Mermaid White Wedding dress with ruffles (size 10-12) 90k

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Commission on referral!
Can I see the gen pic
Technology Market / Re: ABC Of Tiger Generator ( I Pass My Neighbour) by GorillaApp(m): 5:22pm On Jul 23, 2023
RepairZone:
Yes, your 1.25kv gen can carry a 6kg manual washing machine.

Thank you

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