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Romance › Re: Why he didn't choose you for Valentine's day by gozzlin: 5:48am On Feb 15, 2016

Hmm. This is a serious matter. A stinky pusssy is an instant mood killer. It can make your diick go flaccid in a matter of seconds.

I've dated just 3 ladies all my life and fortunately they're the type that take good care of their thing. I've never had any problem eating them out. In fact, there are pusssies that are meant to be eaten. Fresh, clean, smell-free types. You'd wanna eat the thang all day.

Ladies should make it a point of duty to keep their thing clean, fresh and odour free at all times. All it needs is constant bathing 2 to 3 times a day. While you're at it, wash that place thoroughly. It won't hurt you. And visit a gynecologist to treat any infection. That's all.

Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bomber Refuses To Strike In Borno (pictured) by gozzlin: 9:02am On Feb 12, 2016

Showing her picture is improper. They're exposing her to danger. And the worst is that the Nigerian army cannot guarantee her safety. It's best she's flown abroad. Obviously her family will be targeted by BH.

She's a brave little girl to withstand the brainwashing by those jihadists. Kudos to her.

Celebrities › Re: Flavour Shows Off His Rock Abs by gozzlin: 2:50am On Feb 12, 2016

Who's the fugly dude beside him?

It's funny Flavour rarely takes pics with chicks, he'll rather snap with dudes. This is really a cause for serious concern. I'm beginning to suspect him. There's more to it than meets the eye.

Romance › Valentine Palaver **see Pix** by gozzlin(op): 2:41am On Feb 12, 2016

Guys are looking for escape route. Blame it on the economy.

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Culture › Re: Photo Of Senior Yoruba Obas In 1937 by gozzlin: 10:08pm On Feb 11, 2016

danot1030:
Those Benin indigenes that have been fed with fake history by their parents and those useless IPOB Biafra youth who always think the Yoruba nation is in rivalry of prominence with their tribe and would therefore support anything that is against Yoruba should come and learn from this historic picture and stop arguements.

Idi0t, you can't even spell argument. Always quick to vent your anger on the Biafrans. Na them cause all your frustrations and backwardness?

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Science/Technology › Re: This Is Made-In-Aba Twin Bed! We Will Get There by gozzlin: 9:56pm On Feb 11, 2016

Igbos are so creative. kiss

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno Flaunts Girl Friend On Instagram by gozzlin: 2:45pm On Feb 10, 2016

This guy is a useless mofo. Always flaunting different girls up and down. He has flaunted close to 5 girls on instagram this year alone. Obviously an unrepentant womanizer.

Just cos he sang one useless song and he thinks he's arrived. Instead of focusing on making good music, he's focusing fvcking all shades of ashies. Any guy who lives only to fvck oloshos up and down is already a dead man walking. Continue, let's see where you'll be in a few years to come.

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Politics › Re: Achuba Sworn-In At Yahaya Bello's Home by gozzlin: 1:21pm On Feb 10, 2016

Real farce unfolding at Kogi. They'll still get away with it and nothing will happen. This is Nigeria after all, anything goes.

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Education › Re: Education: Why South-west And North Should Be Worried by gozzlin: 12:20pm On Feb 09, 2016

flokii:
No need to be worried until d SE start developing their own lands.. and stop roaming about

what's d benefit of profs. bookworms when you have nothing to show for it... only eroded lands etc.

SW is still da bomb puleasee

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Nigga please! Y'all should quit boasting about Lagos which was developed with the common wealth of Nigeria. Which other sw state can you boast with? Is it Ibadan, oyo state with brown roof dilapidated shacks or Osun, Ekiti, Ondo States which are still rural areas?

Spare me that bullshyte pulease!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Fatoyinbo's Yacht Birthday Party In Dubai (Photos) by gozzlin: 8:02am On Feb 09, 2016*

The same pastor that fvcked the brains out of one his church members years ago in a London hotel for a week. See the manner he's squandering church's money like tomorrow no dey. We're still waiting for his rebuttal of the adultery case many years after it happened. If his gullible church members had common sense this serial cheat should have been fired a long time ago.

This as a clear evidence that judgment will begin in church and many many pastors and clergymen are hell bound.

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Celebrities › Re: Franca Brown's Househelp Burns Her House by gozzlin: 12:46am On Feb 09, 2016

She's in her fifties not forties abeg. I wonder where they got the forties age from? Franca that I knew way back in the eighties when she was in her thirties.

Travel › Re: 4 Unusual Things That Can Only Happen In Aba by gozzlin: 10:18pm On Feb 08, 2016

Oh my Lawd! I don laff tire !
Inukwa "Abibas"! grin

That number 4 though, I like that.

Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Music Videos With Highest Views On Youtube. by gozzlin: 5:12pm On Feb 08, 2016

So Olamide with all his gra gra no dey the list? And he had the guts to challenge Don baba J? :-/ Shiooooor!

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Christianity Etc › Re: 'Chris Okafor Raises Dead Baby Back To Life' (Photos) by gozzlin: 4:43pm On Feb 08, 2016

asEdeyHOT:
Another business man that is taking advantage of the gullibility of miracle seekers

After that drama, he will then direct the illiterate followers to honor the lord with all the money in their pocket and guess what? They will all fall for the scam.

As long as Nigerians and other Africans continue to fall for these scams, marketing professionals and business men and women like this Pastor will continue to roll in millions

If you believe this nonsense, then you need to go and refund all the money your parents spent on your education

I guess the baby played dead and later woke up when the pastor signaled to her to wake up.

Things of the Spirit are way beyond the comprehension of doubting Thomases like you

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Crime › Re: Woman Slaps Female Inspector At Police Station by gozzlin: 3:07pm On Feb 04, 2016

NiGeRianTr0ll:
Are y'all gonna ignore the fact that I was almost FTC?...No?...Aight, time to get ready for the day

If a woman slaps me, I will beat the shiit outta her...In my Dreams

That's like what 3yrs prison, damages, $30,000 bail and a Record...women have all the power here...FVCKING CUNTS

Nigga you ain't making sense. :-/

Jokes Etc › Re: Lawmaker Wears "BOO" Cap To The National Assembly (Photo) by gozzlin: 2:36pm On Feb 03, 2016

Is it me or does this man look like a midget?

Health › Re: Photos: Danish Woman Rescues Little Boy Who Was Accused Of Witchcraft - UYO by gozzlin: 5:40am On Feb 03, 2016

Wow, what a brave and compassionate woman. May God bless her abundantly for this humane gesture.

Even if the little child has "winch" e no go affect the oyibo. Oyibos are immune to winches. grin

Cos what you don't believe in can have no effect on you.

Family › Re: How Many Kids Would You Love To Have In Future? Name Them by gozzlin: 11:32pm On Feb 02, 2016

menabae:
ok oo bye then

Romance › Re: Man Stabbed To Death By His Wife In Their Home In Ibadan (graphic) by gozzlin: 10:41pm On Feb 02, 2016

Gory!

When he wedded that woman he never knew she'd some day end his life. Terrible!

Seek the counsel of a great prophet or seer before you settle down with that man/woman.

Family › Re: Twin Sisters Marry The Same Husband(photo) by gozzlin: 10:27pm On Feb 02, 2016

Awesome party sex for them.

Family › Re: How Many Kids Would You Love To Have In Future? Name Them by gozzlin: 9:51pm On Feb 02, 2016

menabae:
hMmm ,tell me ur other moniker... Cos I still can't recollect this one u are using

Sweerie, this moniker here is all I got.

Family › Re: How Many Kids Would You Love To Have In Future? Name Them by gozzlin: 6:53pm On Feb 02, 2016

menabae:
until u reveal ursef to me...

Okay, let me ease the suspense. I was once your neighbour. Used to crush on you real bad.

Politics › Re: Atiku Shares Meal With Ex-Classmate Mammawa, During Visit To His Home (Pics) by gozzlin: 1:46pm On Feb 02, 2016

Okay, his class mate is an eighty year old man.

Family › Re: How Many Kids Would You Love To Have In Future? Name Them by gozzlin: 1:26pm On Feb 02, 2016

menabae:
hmmm wat request oo?cos I can't even remember chatting wit u before

Shuooo! Oh, you've forgotten so soon?
Aiit, refreshing your memory is in order. Remember you said you want 3 pikin; 2 boys and a girl. I said I want same, so let's make it happen. wink