₦airaland Forum

olafunny:
I thought Dare was impotent

No, he was sterile.

capricornlady:
It's funny how this 3 ladies are always available for him. None of them has moved on, they are not in any relationship, they all still enjoy being in the babymama picture. For how long will they all keep sticking around?

As long as Davido remains rich. Which is definitely for life.

YinkaOlusesi16:
Terrible job. I can`t even do it for 5m.

But you can do it for 5.5m?

Phoneworld:
But she sound like a more older woman, likewise u

Yea, I'm an older man. I don't know about her though.

Strange cos I don't see anything special bout that song. Sounds too ordinary.

Phoneworld:
The both of u fit so well.

Yea, you might be right cos I feel so too.

Saintmary:
Thanks for preparing me.


I always knew I'll meet a psycho one day.

You're most welcome.

Saintmary:
I'm observing his pesky behavior following me around.

You're in for it.
That's his modus operandi. He'll stalk the hell outta you till he's satisfied. His main Monika on nairaland from time immemorial is MrCork.

Brace yourself for a continuous barrage of mentions from him talking poppycock and meaningless drivel.

You're not serious! In fact, your head is seriously paining you!!!

I will pay a whole 1k USD to go and die for you when I was even thinking you will pay me enough money to fight for you in the war and take me outta this miserable country called Nigeria as I thought this was an opportunity to japa.

Stingy mofos. USA would have paid me handsomely if it were them. In fact, from now onwards, I'm supporting Russia.

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Saintmary:
You need to stop whatever you're drinking or smoking.



Nobody is collecting any money.

It's so funny reading your replies cos it's obvious you're not aware that you're chatting with nairaland's number one troll and clown.

He's richer than Branson Virgin Air?

BrodaAgbaya:
They can fully concentrate on their dancing careers now

This fvcking cracked me up big time.

Igbofam2:
Big question!

WHY WERE THEY FOUND NAKED?

The man had no reason to strip himself and the lady naked prior to drinking sniper.

Plus, it is possible the car keys may have a spare and the car was locked from the outside while leaving the keys in the ignition to make it appear like a murder/ suicide.

Plus how did neighbours see him carrying a supposed lifeless body and didn't accost him since they allegedly knew the lady was dead?

Why did he have to allegedly drive all the way to his house risking possible police stop and search just to drop a suicide note when he could have easily sent an SMS message or Whatsapp message to his wife via his phone?

I am sure that if they track his phone prior to the alleged murder/suicide it would show he was nowhere close to his house prior to killing himself

Something does not add up in the story

Valid points you made, though it was never reported that they were naked.

nwakibie3:
Am I the only one who doesn't understand the write up

Had to read it multiple times before I could get a clue as to the info she was trying to convey.

MadamVanessa:


Okay

I hope if she starts gobbling dick you won't complain or get bitter with her. Because obviously, someone like your sister who hate working to get some income for herself, will immediately settled for dick gobbling to get money.

Madam, this comment is completely wide off the mark. Someone said he needs advice on how to handle her errant sister, and you are saying he shouldn't complain if she start gobbling dick. How does that even make sense to you?

Completely irrelevant comment just for the sake of commenting.

Dollywood:
This nigga like 4'11.

Na woman be dat o, not a nigga.

Lassa again?

Please hold on cos the main issue is the Russian Ukraine war. Even Covid 19 has been on hold since the war started.

You live in Bonny too? Gimme your house address. I want to check somefing.

BTW, ain't no big deal about breaking plates. Just replace the gaddem cheap plates.

Born2Breed:
Pathetic slave!

Ask your mother who is your real father.

I have already explained the Omuada System and whatever your low life empty skull can comprehend is your cup of tea.

Show me the picture of your king and let me tell you a little story.

You're a brainless, retardedd dingbat. Omu ada kill you dia. Animal that can not reason sensibly, supporting a mortal man that shits and fvcks different women just cos they brainwashed you into believing he can do no wrong.

That woman looks black to me, she doesn't look Spanish at all. The daughter resembles Eto'o tho.

Maxymilliano:

They simply end her career
She was a good athlete notwithstanding.

We still love you Sis !

Why she come resemble Rihanna for that picture. She dey bleach her skin with hypo.

Loreettaa:
Your ignorance outed you.

Hey, quit mentioning me and yarning gibberish.

Ignorance? Like I must know the fvcking idi0t? Buzz off.

White lady? That there is an old negress.

Who the fvck is he and why is this in the celebrity section as if he's a celebrity?

Quit or no quit, no one gives a fvck.

kenzysmith:
Money wey go dey this man account no go pass 35 million

How mush dey ya akant?

LegendHero:
Agbari Ojuku, we made it into this!

No single skyscraper, bungalows and ugly one storey buildings everywhere. Shame to you!

Come to Johannesburg and see what development is.

tensazangetsu20:
Congratulations between.

What the fvck does 'congratulations between' mean?

All these illiterates on nairaland with their horrible written English. Yuck!

Mrxawe:
I remember when one was given gang beng that year. We were about 4 guys playing pes at night naso this girl just bounce enter from nowhere lie down in our middle. One bastard started fingering her thinking the rest wouldn't know. Before we could say jack, he started spooning her. The rest was history. Unforgettable night.

In final year , I packed to another hostel where we had a girl you could even Bleep while she dey baff. . as in she fit dey baff while you just barge in and Bleep her right there.

I love girls like that anyways. They don't see sex as a big deal. Na weytin we dey call maturity be that.

I hope you'd like to marry such ladies.

Post this on the 'Travel section'.

blamingthedevil:
When Tinubu contested election in 1993 his age was 41 and not controversial, when he contested election in 1999 his age was 47 and Nobody dispute his age, But the same man is no longer 69 years today. That's what ignorance mixed with hate and mischief does to people

From this picture you posted, Adeboye that is 80 years is younger than him that is allegedly 6̄8. Keep deceiving yourself